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f7f2de No.478700

https://www.reddit.com/user/mulamulapoopooiii

This guy really loves poo. He loves the sight smell and taste of it too.

Here is how he developed his poop fetish:

Oh well. At least my profile is non-important. Unlike, say, a wedding dress. I remember my moms wedding dress got dirty on the day of my parents’ wedding. It was bad. Real bad. I was the ring-bearer, and she didn’t want me to see her angry, so she had grampa take me to see the ducks.

We sat on the edge of the lake and talked for a while about mom and how she was happy that my old dad was out of the picture.

Right about then, this duckling walks up to me and grampa. We couldn’t see any mother ducks, and certainly no siblings by him. Gramps picked him up and let me pet him. He seemed to take a liking to the two of us. We placed him back down in the water and walked by the edge of the lake. I was sure his mom would turn up soon.

Suddenly, what felt like a foot came from behind, and side-swiped me into the water. I wasn’t that scared, but when I rose from the pond, it was just grampa. He couldn’t have done it.

We ended up going back to the hall to wash me up. But then grampa started acting strange… he unbuttoned my shirt, and only then did I realize that my tux was ruined.

We went into the bathroom, and took off my clothes. He said “your tux is filthy. We’d better clean it.”

He got my tux and placed it on his exposed belly and said “Remember when you helped wash my car at Nana’s?”

I did. So I rubbed his stomach. He seemed to like it. But then he said he had to use the restroom. I went to leave but he held me and said “Open your mouth Nicholas. Open your mouth.”

I did. So he went and expelled feces into my mouth for the first time. And told me to swallow it. I remember at the time I wasn’t ready for it. But now it’s the only taste I can stand. I love it. And I’m glad I was forced out of the nest by my lovely grampa to accept poop in my life, and my mouth hahahahaha

f7f2de No.478701

So this funny relatable drake flashlight drive meme reminded me of a really funny story.

Once I was at my work, my new job at the time, and I saw Carl’s flash drive across from me in the next cubicle. It was obviously some cheap piece of plastic but it intrigued me for some reason. I took Carl’s flash drive and I can shoved it into my anal cavity and left it sitting there for about six months.

There were times when it would come out with every bowel movement but I would push it back in and let the poop trickle down my fingertips as it went to the toilet. Anything to not harm the flash drive.

Once the experiment was done I took it out of the anal cavity, I plugged in the flash drive and all I saw were important office papers. Carl had been fired since then for failing to back up his paperwork (fucking idiot honestly) But I’m sure he would’ve wanted it back.

I went back to my job and I looked through the old directory and found Carl’s name on the database when the boss wasn’t looking. I found his address and I delivered his flash drive to them in my envelope. I never heard from him again.


d61bf8 No.478704

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baed32 No.478748

Mods delete pic please


62d1f6 No.478913

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This is some genuine mental illness. Not sure if his name is actually Nicholas or not but it could be important to remember. I had to torture my eyes looking through his account. Who posts their shit on the internet dozens of times?




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