/cow/ - Lolcows (Four years on 8chan!)

>>436349

Cool it QWaffen

(((NYPA)))

also

>chans

>>>/reddit/

Jade will drop his dox someday.

>>436366

I don't think the dude in the pic is Jim, his twitter account was full of normie tier memes

>>436369

So his normie account isn't as edgy as his persona account? Not a deal breaker.

>>436376

https://twicsy.com/u/Legi0n47

LRAVE US ALONE ANIMEMAFIA

>>436349

>2 x's

>we

>us

Nice try Donka.

>>436391

this

>>436393

If Jim got doxxxxxxxed it would be funny, but the timing is a little off.

>>436394

could be either, both are dumber than a sack of shit

>That the chans represent

What DO the chans represent, you daft nigger?

The Chans are normie tier now. Take a look around, here. You faggots cry that it isn't politics but it clearly is.

Eat shit and die, you deserve this.

>>436404

This will be posted by failure or tonka later, if it hasn't already, thinking we care what jim or reddit think about the /cow/ board, an anonymous designated shitting street.

Jim hasn't done anything bad enough, and if he does get doxed he'll just leave the internet. He won't respond or sperg out or threaten lawsuits.

>>436376

DOX EVERYONE

I used to be able to tell when someone is falseflagging here but between this and the shit right wing threads I'm not so sure anymore.

>>436349

Queen of pole pls

>>436349

>we

fuck off bryan

<KoP got outed as cock sucking fag

<And there is a video about him being gay with some weebs on a doxing discord

>this thread appears

Cool PA request.

>we

>>436414

>>436349

Boy it sure is pretty Reddit around here today huh.

>>436550

Gib

Do you guys remember when bryan said he only ever posts in the null and britbong threads of cow and never posts elsewhere on cow.

I do…

I wish QoP would just kill himself

he's probably the single most obnoxious cow in existence

>>436551

I bet they watch Rick and Morty as well, right?

>>436576

>tfw Jim is the one who is "sick" and he's still bigger then donga.

>>436349

>>436376

>>436369

>>436414

>>436349

>chans

>normie

I smell a rat

This, my friends, is the prime example of autism.

>>436605

A gay rat from discord.

>>436420

link? the fuck did he get arrested for?

>>436408

/thread. let's be honest here though: was donka more upset at being told Jim doesn't wanna be his fwend, or queen of poles for being outed by Jim?

<everything that chans™ represent

<he betrayed (((us)))

lol fag

>>436636

Stealing an xbox

>>436576

>>436576

This might be optimistic, but I feel like that last image might be Jim. Make sure to archive

>>436636

>>436647

>Jim

>consolefag

lmao, come on now

>>436349

you bloodsport discord niggers should fuck off.

we aren't retarded and this isn't your home.

>>436657

We didn't post it

>>436669

Everyone knows it's Queen of Pole. He's all over the board right now.

Didn't Queen of Pole want Metokur to fuck his boipucci?

>>436685

He wanted Jim to be rough with him and treat him like a bad boi.

>>436734

Why do you say that? Because I posted Jim's "dox" and then suspected the motives behind the thread a bit later? There's nothing contradictory about that. You're just a brainlet.

Everyone in this thread is Jim.

>>436738

Everyone on the planet is Jim. Jim is not a single individual, he is an abstract concept and a integral part of the natural order.

>>436349

there's no way he looks like that much of a normalfag

That's not him

>>436768

Occam's razor says otherwise. search for horses, not unicorns.

This is just fucking sad.

KoP you're making a cocksucking faggot of yourself, and I mean that in the way that you meant it, about you, when you came out as a cocksucking faggot. Also this.

I'll help you out Bryan:

There is a large chink population in the greater Minneapolis area. Its safe to assume that Jade is from there, and statistically Jim or his family are from there too. You can start by paying for an ancestry account and look up all the babies named James in every county in the Minneapolis area in 1981. Then you have to vet each one to see if they went to a private University around 2014. Good luck with that one, as that data is for alumni only. James is the most common name and there were thousands of little Jimmies bornt hat year. Lets assume you actually do find him. Then you have to figure out where he lives. Probably not with his parents. Face it Bryan, you will die with out dick pix of your daddy. Have fun you gay faggot weirdo. Maybe you should just use grindr like a normal homosexual. Its less time consuming.

I am curious did you get the pictures of Danny ?

>>436771

The assumptions are if the OPs evidence is correct and that face match is legit, then that cable thieving console playing normie is likely him. What's the unicorn?

>>436349

>caring about chans

>>436789

The unicorn is that he looks like a chad quarterback from the college football team and spends every waking hour shitposting on twitter and is obsessed with e-drama. It just doesn't add up.

Also, Jim has said multiple times that he intentionally gives out false information to make it harder for people to dox him. I doubt his real name is even Jim or that he lives in Minnesota. The fact that Jim has been around for so fucking long on the internet and still hasn't been doxed is pretty fascinating if you think about it.

>>436794

Just being not fat doesn't make you an athlete, he looks like just an average guy in his mid 30s, and he also said if someone looked hard enough they could find his dox. Recall his conversation with Sargon? From his actions lately he's obsessed with eceleb drama because he's making a fuck ton of money off it.

>>436802

>Just being not fat doesn't make you an athlete

That guy looks like a straight up chad. The kind of guy you would talk to IRL and he would be completely ignorant of anything that happens on the internet.

>>436802

>From his actions lately he's obsessed with eceleb drama

I said e-drama, not eceleb drama. He's always been obsessed with e-drama, it's his gimmick and he's been doing it for over a decade. Imagine this chad in his early 20's being into edrama.

>>436349

Sure, Jim trollshielded Veeh and Donka. But there is nothing that can really be done. What would make him somewhat of a lolcow is if he would nuke the channel and everything then start over again, get a bunch of paypigs like now.

Or look at the paypigs and find someone that is an exceptional individual. Kinda like camwhores and their fans or whatever one want to call these exceptional individual.

>>436808

You wanted to bring in Occam's Razor which is some shit about going with the theory that makes the fewest assumptions or whatever. You're following that up by making a shitload of assumptions about who the guy in the image is and who Metokur must be. I say again based on the evidence in the OP and this >>436769 if we assume there's nothing here fabricated it's likely this is the guy regardless of if it's what you expected. Your feelings are not a logical reason it couldn't be.

You're going to have to accept it only took one of them, just one, to establish absolute rule over all of you.

>>436821

>which is some shit about going with the theory that makes the fewest assumptions or whatever

It makes the fewest assumptions while disregarding ones that are nonsensical and hypothetical. You are the one who made this post >>436768 which assumes he is some weird and rare exception to reality.

Go ahead and assume this is the guy though, i'm not trying to stop you. I'm just saying it's very far fetched.

>You're following that up by making a shitload of assumptions about who the guy in the image

I'm making assumptions but at the same time being realistic about it. Just look at the guy. Does that guy really match Jim's intentions and even his voice?

>>436831

Could have been an old account pre-e-fame

>>436840

Anyone who mentions the other board is automatically a shill

Anyone else think The Ralph Retort is the biggest victim/retard in this situation? He's literally riding the coattails of people who already lost at the internet.

>>436830

>I'm just saying it's very far fetched.

I don't see how if we just take the actual evidence and leave out all assumptions. On that alone then it's just a matter of if the evidence is credible or not.

>Does that guy really match Jim's intentions and even his voice?

First what are his intentions? I say despite whatever he's said to make money because that's what he's doing. And second absolutely yes. He speaks like someone practiced in having conversations. People who spend allot of time on the internet are typically awkward in discussions because that skill becomes atrophied from lack of use. Metokur is lucid when most are not so it fits like a glove that he could be naturally extroverted when away from the internet hence why you think he looks like a "straight up chad". He probably is, only atypical exception being this one unusual interest. As he's said himself his irl friends don't know or give a shit about this stuff.

Unlikely would be some introverted neet spending all of his time obsessed with internet bullshit and ending up that quick witted and well spoken.

>>436876

>I don't see how if we just take the actual evidence and leave out all assumptions. On that alone then it's just a matter of if the evidence is credible or not.

Let's be real here. There is no actual evidence, we are both speculating. The idea of a chad being Jim is a pretty unreal concept. Everything posted here thus far is not "evidence".

>First what are his intentions?

He is basically a internet dweller who feeds off of e-drama, much like anyone on /cow/.

>Metokur is lucid when most are not so it fits like a glove that he could be naturally extroverted when away from the internet hence why you think he looks like a "straight up chad"

You can call me crazy for thinking people who look like chads aren't naturally inclined to spend their entire best years dealing with internet people and disconnect themselves from reality. I guess he'd have to be a sociopath to switch sides from being an introvert to and extrovert. I'm not saying it isn't possible but it seems unlikely.

I'd also like to add that those composites posted here >>436769 aren't really that convincing. I've probably seen 5 or 6 guys that look exactly like this guy in the past week. The source image is also intentionally filtered. And who says that the source image is even Jim (or whatever his name is). Maybe it's just some random image that he chose.

I think it will take a lot more effort to dox this guy. Not just relying on stuff that was probably posted by a shill.

>>436881

>There is no actual evidence

The OP establishes a link from Jade to this JemryMellows account to an image of a man with a similar face shape to the previous image allegedly of Jim. If all those pieces connect that makes it probable that's the guy. It's all we have to start with in this thread.

>He is basically a internet dweller who feeds off of e-drama, much like anyone on /cow/.

Except nobody here makes several grand a month or several grand a stream. Nor is anyone here followed by thousands. We have no concept of those kinds of motivators. First, financial independence, second the ego boost of massive attention. Jim is not someone living a comparable experience to the rest of us. He's an eceleb. Ecelebs are even filthier trash than everyone here.

>You can call me crazy for thinking people who look like chads aren't naturally inclined to spend their entire best years dealing with internet people and disconnect themselves from reality.

You missed the point. If he's an extrovert and a "chad" then he never disconnected from reality to begin with, and that would account for his practiced communication skills. My argument is it's unlikely he ever was or is an introvert like a majority of his followers.

>>436893

>The OP establishes a link from Jade to this JemryMellows account to an image of a man with a similar face shape to the previous image allegedly of Jim

She links to someone she is associated with on social media who allegedly of Jim. That guy has such a generic face.

>He's an eceleb. Ecelebs are even filthier trash than everyone here

I agree, but how many of them look like chads? They all either look like fatass neckbeards or racially mixed people.

>If he's an extrovert and a "chad" then he never disconnected from reality to begin with, and that would account for his practiced communication skills

I fucked up when I said this, I meant saying "I guess he'd have to be a sociopath to switch sides from being an extrovert to and introvert"

I just don't why a guy like this would qualify as being Jim. I guess we'll just have to see. There is no sufficient information so far. This argument is beginning to circulate so I don't really see why we should continue.

>still thinking his real name is Jim

You discord fags are pathetic

>>436903

is all of this "information" coming from discord? I refuse to use that jewish shit

>>436901

>This argument is beginning to circulate so I don't really see why we should continue.

Because I want you to admit as many will have too you will be horrified if this Chet looking motherfucker turns out to be the Jesus Christ to NEETs everywhere, and that's why you desperately don't want it to be, then accept it, grow from the painful lesson, and be so disgusted with yourselves you repent, go out into the world and retake civilization beginning the galactic reich.

>>436908

Because I want you to admit as many will have too you will be horrified if this Chet looking motherfucker turns out to be the Jesus Christ to NEETs everywhere

If this guy turned out to be Jim, it would probably boost my ego. It would be proof that NEET lifestyle is starting to become mainstream.

>and that's why you desperately don't want it to be

Now you are just strawmanning. I never said it was bad, I said it was unlikely.

>grow from the painful lesson, and be so disgusted with yourselves you repent, go out into the world and retake civilization beginning the galactic reich

So you are saying this guy represents the reich? Now I know you are just some polo/khaki wearing fag from TRS.

>>436910

>The dude in OP isn't Jim

you think?

>>436911

I know, I'm just posting so these chadjim faggots understand

>>436840

Sure thing Bryan.

>>436349

The faces look different to me. Both quite generic, but I think the lips are different. Could be the high contrast.

How do we know that the high contrast pick is real anyways? I remember seeing it floating around in the gamergate days but never any proof it was actually him.

I think the only real chance of a dox is if Jade sells him out, which I doubt will happen, kudos to Jim for turning a camhoe to a housewife.

>>436915

Some things that do match up though-

1. Jim has said in the past that he used to go to the gym regularly. The man in the mugshot looks quite /fit/.

2. He's said he's a six foot manlet. Mugshot has him at 6'1''.

3. He has indicated on his twitter that he lives in Minnesota. Mugshot says he's from Itasca county.

>>436917

What If I said in the past that I went to them gym. Then I claimed I was from Minnesota? Would you accept every image that matches these two things?

>>436930

Ha no. I'm just pointing out the things that do match up because I think the thread is interesting. I never said he was Jim. At the very least, the OP has put a significant amount of effort and foresight into constructing a fraud.

Again, you guys realize that the infographic was just a joke?

>>436769

the eyes, nose, mouth and jawline are different shapes. can we put this to rest now?

>>436909

>it would probably boost my ego. It would be proof that NEET lifestyle is starting to become mainstream.

That shit did wonders to videogames.

>>436932

Yeah, just like watching a nigger ape beating his girlfriend on the side of the street is interesting. You're just like a good little wigger.

>That shit did wonders to videogames.

Yeah but it's just a bunch of nigger bullshit controlled by kikes.

>>436970

>>436909

You can be NEET without being fat and disgusting even if you don't look like chad. It's actually easier to stay in shape when you have 24 hrs a day to spare

>>436973

Okay fine, I will cave in. All NEETs are just chads that look like pro college basketball players. How does that prove the guy in the pic is Metokur?