/cow/ - Lolcows (Four years on 8chan!)

>>412677

>Christory

The fuck is that?

>>412685

Term CWCipedians used. Chris himself uses it now to trick dumb teenagers into buying his worthless garbage

>>412677

>Chris is now selling his collection of hand drawn pornography

Fortunately, Chris won't get his McDonald's/lego money. A hero flagged his account down. He'll have to make a new eBay now.

>>412766

Only the listing for his homemade porn was removed, his account is intact.

>>412760

That first picture. Is it safe to say that Chris has pictures of himself fucking his sex doll in his scrapbook?

>>412760

>This autistic mind vastly expanded

How is this guy real? This is fake.

>>412838

I saved that, but I had to rename it: expand-your-mind-neo.jpg

>>412874

https://nuwber.com/person/563a8fb4cf00835c7fd12a40

>>412866

What a dick. This is what he does to his "honest and true fans"?

>>412883

TRUE and HONEST fans are merely dollar signs to Christian Weston Chandler

>>412886

It appears that is the case. What a troubled world we live in when autistic people like Chris-chan are no less trust worthy than the local drug dealer on the street corner.

>>412895

This idea is actually kinda cute, but I foresee some drawbacks:

>Kari5 has a predilection for very young, skinny, effeminate anime boys. (Chris, although a tranny these days, doesn't exactly have the bishounen look).

>Chris seems to have very high standards, as in he goes for girls that are much prettier than he can hope for.

That said, if these fuckers met in the game store or something and interacted with each other on a regular basis, I reckon that it'd develop into a romance of sorts.

i know this has to have been said at least a million times by now but has anyone noticed that chris chan and trump have eerily similar typing styles? every time i read them that's all i can see and i find it hilarious

>>413003

House Autism is one of the Great Houses of the Inner Sphere

He is offering blowjobs on twitter. Or he was hacked.

>>413181

most likely more "Jack Z." fuckery

this will all lead to Chris Chang being murdered or raped by "Jack Z." at Bronycon

If I pay a thousand then do I get the publishing rights?

>>413193

damn good question, I never thought about that

I would say the copyright still belongs to Chris Chan. But I'm no lawyer

>>413253

If he signs it over. If I'm paying. Thousand dollars then I want the publishing rights to that specific piece. No more and no less. We should ask Chris for that and then get together and pay it. Then we post it legally and sell copies to help fund another web site to host this on.

>>413326

https://archive.is/eTSO4

>>413326

My sides have transcended the moral realm.

>>413326

inb4 someone from foxdickfarms goes out to test it out

So how long now before someone is brave enough to pay Chris to suck their cock on video and uploads it to pornhub?

>>414283

I'd do it if I was anywhere near him

>>414304

It's at least slightly possible that either Chris realized he typed weird or someone clued him into the fact. Or let's say Chris' mental health is really declining as bad as some say it is; wouldn't that lead to Chris letting go of certain tasks and chores like say, hitting the shift button on his phone after every fucking word?

I'm not saying this is definitely happening but it could happen.

>>414248

All these years they pretended to be trolls, but they just wanted dat sexi chrischan boi-pussy.

>>412760

looks like he jizzed on a picture of megan in the top right there…

>>414309

Nah, Chris tends to reserve the capitalization for emphasis. Happens more if he's stressed. He's just shooting the shit in that convo, so no need for the shift key.

>>414295

>Please post this on /cow/

What's the deal with his obsession with us? Is it because we're the only place that actively mocks him?

So Josh's end game is basically to monetize Chris Chan? I bet a pickle that if he pulls this plan off there'll be 24/7 live streaming cameras in the house.

>>415069

All I ask for is prayers, kindness, emotional support, and money. Lots and lots of money.

>>414295

Null's "on the higher-end of the spectrum" himself if he actually is considering doing business with Chris. I had no idea he was that far gone.

>>414295

Ignoring all the glaring holes in this plan, it's nice to know that Null's life now hinges on Chris-chan's future.

If Chrischan is doing bjs for money to go to bronycon, I know some duders heading there. I'll see if I can get them to take photos of him if they see him there.

>>415308

>Not naming this image hecameforcwc.png

>>415611

They should add her with pink arms

>>412806

Look at the bottom left of the first pic

JULAY

>>413326

>he finally did a 180

is he now on his road to becoming 'normal' cwc again?

>>412760

Christ.

Pewdiepie mentioned Chris-chan. Prepare for an influx of newfags

>>416262

you think maybe he'd hold onto that shiny jynx

>>416267

Thanks slowpoke

>>416267

Great, more retard Tumblrinas giving him money because they feel bad for him

TO WHOMST'VE EVER ENDS UP PAYING CHRIS TO SUCK YOUR COCK ON VIDEO:

Don't be a retard and identify yourself in any way. Furthermore, upload the video to motherless rather than pornhub it any file sharing site. The reason for this is that the release of a video showcasing Chris' ability to slobber on a fat cock is going to have Null reinvest never before seen levels be he will instruct his army of foxdick faggots to report it to death. Don't let the king of autism win.

>>416511

*reeing

Not reinvest

>>414304

Or probably he's being honest and going to the gym, at his age, with his past, metabolism and walking "routine" I wouldn't be surprised if he actually goes 2 hours to the gym everyday and not loss any weight or gain any strength.

With that and he selling his shit >>416262 my hypothesis is that he's trying to go cold turkey on his life and these >>416529 are the awful results.

Or at least I hope so.

>>416529

Are you that Jack guy Foxdickers doxed, or just some random furfag? Either way, make sure you tell your faggot friend to record his sex tape with Chris and post a webm of it here

>>416529

Can't wait for someone to record that shit.

I'm starting to get the feeling that Jack actually did come here after being outed by foxdicks and if that's the case jack if you're reading this you need to make Chris drop the trans bullshit

>>416529

pvcc fag here. Dropped off from CWC ages ago and coming back now and seeing him like this is genuinely disappointing . How far he's come from being a random goofball people liked to mess with to now just another vacant idiot falling for this "le pride" bullshit. If he genuinely acted on a man I'd be surprised. You should ask him for video-evidence to make sure his love making was true and honest

>>416529

>both of my sweethearts

Even CWC has more romance success than me. F

>>416529

Holy shit, where did you get this from? Is this your screenshot? I need context.

What's new with Chris-chan?

>>417528

He is sucking dick for Macdonalds, hotel rooms, and bus fare.

>>417545

Oh and his mom died.

>>417546

Really?

>>416529

Now that Snorlax is denb, how far off the handle will Chris fly?

>>417741

Is she really dead? Chris says that she's alive and well on twatter

>>417840

it's hard to tell what he's saying when his mouth is full of that dick

>>418151

Once you get dunked on by Chris, Blaine's not in Kansas anymore. Guy must've choked harder than the Jayhawks in March.

>>418151

He sounds like he think's he's some kind of military leader. Is CWCville bleeding into real life?

>>418869

If CWCville were to bleed over into real life when Chris decides to take a road trip to Kansas, then would it be called crazy bleeding into Kansas?

>>416529

>buttsex

>mmm yeah

>mmm *siiiigggghhhh*

>mm yeah sorry i just uh… went poo… i just went and crapped on your pickle

>>418892

DIRTY CRAPPED DICKS

Chris gets his first STD when?

>>417054

>Obvious twitter filename

>I need context.

>>416529

Here's the furry fag who messaged him.

https://twitter.com/spudtheotter

>>419513

100 bucks to buttfuck chris is a better deal than most of the trash he sells on the innernet

>>419627

Yeah…right…deal of the century…

>>419627

I don't think so. There's nothing about any of this that can be remotely considered a good deal

>>419627

he should be giving people money to fuck him, not the other way around

>>416078

>OLOVE CONQUERS HATE!O

what did he mean by this?

I never thought I'd be so eagerly waiting for a video to emerge of someone buttfucking Chris. Someone make it happen so I can die in peace

He's really lost it, and he's cheering himself to go even further.

>>423298

O wow look at the profile that posted that review.

https://facebook.com/daniel.topton.3

It's obviously a foxdick farms sock puppet, as evidenced by the public posts. And the url shows that it used to be a profile for someone named Daniel. Curious if this faggot was too dumb to change his url from his powerword.

>>423323

>Daniel

>Danielle

Yeah, must have forgotten to change their power word… (They changed their gender, dumbass.)

>>423298

What is that, 4 lifetime bans now?

CWCki has been down. Is barb dead???

>>424075

I think its closer to 10. Gamestop, game place, target, walmart, best buy and more

>>423298

So how did he get banned from this one in the first place? Is this what the course case is about?

>>424075

>>426156

I've lost count after GameStop and Best Buy.

>>426156

>>426419

That's amazing. I doubt the average person ever receives a lifetime ban from 1 business. Aside, how was the video captured?

>>426777

>how was the video captured?

Officially some tumblrite posted that video on their tumblr and claimed they just happened to be in the right place at the right time. However, legend has it that trashraider was actually stalking him at the time and possibly egged on the entire situation and got scared so he found some random fag to post it and take credit.

>>417546

holly fuck !!!! when ????

>>417546

>Oh and his mom died.

corpse or gtfo

>>428131

I hope Kevin James' agent reads those messages and looks up who Chris-chan is.

>>428456

I feel dirty now. Thanks.

Is there anything that suggests Chris reflects on his life and contemplates the choices he's made as an adult?

>>428545

have you even looked the definition of autism in a dictionary?

>>428577

Where's the relevance?

>>428579

if they could properly analyse their life choices and possible outcomes they wouldn't be autistic in the first place

>>428587

That's not true, but whatever.

>>428605

code autist, repeat code autist

we've got a live one here, boys

>>428766

You can talk about yourself all day long, but you should probably start another thread for that. Do you have anything to contribute?

>>428456

>>428237

Realistically, would chris even report her dead or would he live with her rotting corpse for months until the neighbors called the police about the smell?

>>428872

maybe's he going to pull a norman bates

>>428874

I cant see it happening any other way

>>429680

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Homos

It's really sick. I would rather him get rid of all this trans/homo shit and get /fit/ instead to find his girlfriend.

>>430132

He would've dropped the fag stuff years ago if a girl told him he looked better when he wasn't dressed in drag. But unfortunately, any sweetheart that comes into contact with him is a either a thirteen year old boy wanting to cybersex him or a girl even more mentally fucked than Chris will ever be

>>430139

>a girl even more mentally fucked than Chris will ever be

Chris needs to find another high-functioning autistic girl like himself. They are rare but they are around. This drag shit will send them away, and this wanting to suck dicks and take dick up the pooper for money will definitely end any interest. He isn't that far out to where he couldn't get interest from girls, but he obviously doesn't know how to handle and interact appropriately when girls do show interest. If he took the drastic change of making himself a man, regardless of his autism, he would still be a man. Women are naturally attracted to men. If Chris doesn't want to be a man, then he can be alone.

>>430146

He did, and it didnt go anywhere. The Landwhale

>>430148

>The Landwhale

You need to give me some links so I can get reference.

>>430159

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Two%27s_company_snapshots

>>430159

>>430177 (checked)

I guess its not confirmed shes an autist but at any rate this girl was probably the only girl to be a realistic longterm companion for chris

of course his standards are far too lofty

>>430319

Theres a new idea guy?

Also: The greatest mystery, to me, about CWC will always be Magic Man

>>430407

Wait, who? Sorry I just recently came back into CWC. Im far behind.

>>430428

Marvin is the Pickle Man/owner of the CWCki

>>430430

THE LORE DEEPENS, thanks anon.

Okay. Whats the predictions for chris going forwards?

>>430617

What ever happened to Clyde and ShinyMarshstomp? I heard Marsh was a little batshit crazy and a creepy bitch, and Clyde did some gaming satire after he got sick of PVCC.

>>430622

I can't tell you all the details but there were a couple of old pvcc threads from here archived.

https://archive.li/ChmzT

https://archive.li/n7jia

>>430430

The CWCki lies on a lot of shit that they want to keep within the 'inner circle', like Vivian being a sockpuppet of Clyde or the fake highschool gal-pal facebook pages.

>>430647

Now I'm curious. What's the deal with Vivian?

>>430647

Well yeah ofc. That's common knowledge. Both the new CWC forums and the CWCki are run by random Foxdickers so it's almost entirely in the shits now. Still a good place to get info on Chris though

>>430748

I think it depends on the state, but you sure as hell can't sell a plate that's still officially registered.

>>430751

The eBay description:

>This is an extra Virginia-State “Sonichu” License Plate of mine. I’ve had a few license plates stolen from my car over the years, and had to buy new ones. Anyway, this one is autographed and complete with Certificate of Authenticity.

Pretty sure they don't give you extra plates. Any state for that matter.

>>430773

>>430748

my uncle works at nintendo the DMV and I shot him a text about this. I'll report, this might be the time that chris went too far. Very lame way for chris to end up in hot water tbh

>>430748

EBay specifically states that it's against TOS to sell plates that resemble a state's current plate. Someone with an ebay account should report this.

>>430748

Is Chris trying to sell the entire Hoard?

>>431100

Chris is trying to sell anything that he can sell to his retarded white knight brigade.

>>431100

>>431130

Considering hes offering BJs he is truly desperate for cash. I have a hypothesis that the debt collectors are actually scaring him. While trolls and "jerkops" are enemies that he feels he can defeat using his deranged fantasy world. Debt collectors are beyond that, notice how he is not once depicted a debt collector in his comics.

CWC is getting desperate.

>>431134

The autists over at the farms did the math. Chris made at least three grand last month from selling trash. I'd bet money that all that money is gone if he's crying about his paypig today, and I wouldn't imagine that the bill collector he was freaking out about couldn't have cost more than a grand.

>>431134

>Debt Collectors

When did this happen?

>>431203

>three grand

It appears to be the common MO of these marginal e-celebs to kick and scream when their bills, rent, whatever is due. It's a marketing tactic to prey on the gullible. What would be interesting to find out is how many of these people buying up CWC trash are using neetbux to pay for it all. Individual welfare was a mistake.

>>431223

>>431376

hes made other posts about a very aggressive bill collector. yet he didnt say how much of a JERKOP EVIL MAN the guy was.

IMHO this shows some kind of serious fear from CWC

>>430622

Clyde started P4rgaming and then disappeared off the internet. No idea what happened to Shiny, but she was stalked by cogs so I felt bad for her.

>>430403

>>430407

>>430617

Magic man was not Canine/Marvin. Canine/Marvin looks nothing like Magic Man. Magic Man was a PVCC user. I forgot his name, but was a field agent and was not really famous or anything

>>430648

Vivian was usually Clyde but somethings a few other people.

Source: former pvcc

>>431541

I heard Marsh had her moments. Didn't she try to get dick pics to join PVCC, or am I thinking of someone else?

>>431541

Ah, here I thought Magic Man might have been a fellow church goer of chris's. or even a friend of the family or former classmate.

So he would be the most succesful field agent in terms of penetration into the autism lair

>>431376

Hmm.

>>431434

Does he not realize that debt collectors are just sheep in wolves clothing? If the bank or whoever wanted to get his money, they would have filed a lawsuit, not sold his debt to a 3rd party at half the price.

>>431525

Makes sense to me. It's unfortunate these frauds don't spend their individual welfare on true necessities like food and shelter but instead give it to this guy for his trash.

>>431541

>pvcc

Is this a goon thing?

>>431592

That was Spas. At one point, the IRC rule was that you had to send Spas a pic of your dick. She also was obsessed with German men and nazis. Shiny had an eating disorder and was Cogs's waifu, but I always remember her being pretty cool and relatively normal otherwise.

>>431660

As far as I know/remember, there was 3 field agents in PVCC. Magic Man was one of them. I have no idea how he got to know Chris, but it's possible that he knew him through church or whatever.

>>431710

Chris doesnt realize much about anything. Im just spitballing here but i think chris is legit afraid of debt collectors. possibly because of influence from his mother and late father.

>>431812

Someone should tell him that he must be sued in court or arrested by police for these debt claims to mean anything. He would only be sued in civil court, and he would only be arrested if they can prove he perpetrated fraud. Except for utilities like power which would just cut off his service until the debt and fees were paid in full.

>>431818

Not a bad idea. I think at this point chris needs to be anti A-logged to get him back from the pathetic current state of the Fianchu Crisis to the Sacred Lolcow we all used to love.

I just feel bad for him at this point, im fairly sure his Epic will end shortly after barb dies. which will be soon

> Barb dies

> Null's plan to buy Chris's house and turn it in to an autism camp happens

> Chris has to live with high functioning room mates for the first time in his life

> Null sets up cameras an a 24/7 feed of inside the house Truman Show style

> the end result isn't him doing wacky shit, it's him sucking autistic dicks

we live in the darkest timeline.

>>431921

Wait Null is seriously considering buying the house out from under CWC?

That's next level A-logging and totally beyond disgusting. I just want CWC to quietly "retire" into a group home that bans access to the internet for him, and have the whole epic end quietly. Then in around 10-20 years or so he dies of heart disease. With maybe an epilogue saga where he makes a video that gets nabbed and posted online.

>>431926

He has recently said that his masterplan is to wait until Barb dies and make an agreement with Chris where he'll buy the house and let him stay there rent free but he has to let other high functioning autistic move in to. He ants to make it in to a community home for the autistic and essentially literally make Chris his pet lolcow.

>>431927

Thats absolutely disgusting. CWC doesnt deserve this. Now, if it was

>Let CWC live under the roof if he follows a contract meant to put him back to c. 2009 pre-transition chris and improve his life overall

that would be grand. but a pet? come on now.

>>431818

Poor people in general are terrified by debt collectors, I wrote up in a previous thread the techniques they use to squeeze money out of the destitute. Fear is the bedrock of all of them.

Generally Chris is behaving just like most poor people do. He's signing new loan agreements after he defaults which starts the debt clock back at zero. They know he and Barb have fixed incomes and all of this is just designed to bully them into paying Company X first out of their social security.

It is probably Bob that put the fear into him, he seems like the type of guy who paid in cash and paid his mortgage early. Barb has run up as much debt as Chris if not more.

>>430748

>>431100

>>431134

Remember that before and just after the fire they were selling literal trash – model airplane kits covered in mold and inoperative cars that would have to be towed off their property. Lately they've sold Barb's jewelry and Chris is obviously selling stuff that's important to him, if not materially valuable (both the ring and the BJ qualify).

>>431928

Null also runs a site for autistic sociopaths who think they have the right to play God with the lives of lolcows or whoever they deem lolcows. There's a quote by Dynastia Who was probably just shitposting that spells out their philosophy.

>>432013

>Chris had pulled in over six grand in the last few weeks, more than some families live off of per month. Including mine.

That's more than I make in a year

>tfw CWC makes more in a couple of weeks than you do annually

God I'm pathethic.

>>431710

>>431710

PVCC is a forum that is now basically dead and deserted. It was created after Chris was discovered by ED but before the cwcki or foxdickfarms existed. This was where the inner circle myth was born from, mostly because they were the inner circle and denied it up and down.

>>432013

wow, CWC is doing swimmingly for himself it would seem. I massively misunderstood how desperate the trolls were to keep him afloat.

>>432009

Makes you wonder what they will do once CWC dies

>>432020

IKTF, things have been tight for me since my current employer has started going full titanic. Maybe I should make my own electric hedgehog pokemon webcomic

>>412760

Imagine someone buying this shit. Every time someone comes over you'd have to bury it under the floorboards.

>>432079

Inner circle? What happened to the Internet?

>>432283

>Maybe I should make my own electric hedgehog pokemon webcomic

Call it Piknic.

>>432009

Hiding being shitposting and plausible deniability is a major strategy of the alt-right and there's no doubt in my mind that the ki-wis do it too. "Aw we wuz just playin" - the credo of the bully.

>>432283

WHen Chris dies, they'll do the same thing they've done ever since directly trolling Chris became controlled, and then outright frowned upon because it ruined their plausible deniability of being absolute cunts: find another lolcow so they can start fresh. This is actually why lolcows exist in the frist place - every single last one of them is an attempt at replacing Chris, to whom they have become utterly addicted.

>>432994

Well. I hate to be 'that guy' but its getting a point where these foxdickfags should face real consequences for their actions. Legal? Maybe. Vigilante? Maybe. But something. Because it's far far far past normal trolling at this point.

>>432999

Like go to wherever Null is and (((Alan Berg))) him?

>>433022

Afraid I'm not sure what you mean. Care to explain?

>>433023

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Berg

>>433026

Oh yeah this. my dad told me about this a while ago.

I was thinking more like doxing or something.

>>431834

The Sacred LolCow Chris is long gone.

>>431959

>chris is fucking up his own lore

He's george lucas at this point

New vídeo, check all these foxdickfarms tier edgy comments.

>>432322

>implying someone who burn $1,000 on lolcow porn has friends

>>433333

>that get, that post, that pic

Screencapped

>>433397

It might also be a way for the foxdick lads to "show off" how "succesful" they are to each other, ya know, 'unlike that losers CWC'

>>432009

That quote:

>When you put something stupid/embarrassing/whatever on the internet, it's on the internet forever. After you put it out there, it becomes ours. We own it. And if we feel like digging it up and laughing at it, we will. And if you decide to chimp out over that, we will love you for it with all our hearts, and you too will become ours. And when something is ours, it's ours forever. We might get bored with it and put it down. We might play with it a little too hard and break it. But it never stops being ours, and someday in the future we'll remember it, and pick it back up again.

>Would you like to become ours, my dear?

Shitpost or not, this is genuinely their attitude. People who feel downtrodden have the instinct to gain power by treading on those beneath them. This is normal and usually doesn't get out of hand - but constructed environments like schools, workplaces and now especially the internet amplify this behavior to horrifying levels.

>>434174

>Animu paypig profile image

Is this how Chris sees himself?

>>434725

Of course it is, but I don't care about that. His art is unskilled; his stories are frankly undeveloped; and his pleas for money through desperation seal the truth that CWC is noteworthy but done and unnecessary.

>>434174

Like we said, weens and morons think they'll be a part of "Christory." Reminder that Aaron Diaz of Dresden Cumfuck gets $4k/month for being a lazy faggot that jerks off to amputee chicks, tries to use his Sjw shit onb women for sex during his 60 month hiatus from his shitty, pretentious comic (He used to be at $6k/month, but even numale soyboys have their limits).

>>435489

What's the secret of getting leftards to pay you big bucks every month? What do you have to pretend to be?

>>435506

You have to pretend to be a transabled Islamic midget of color.

>>435506

Visible, too, so people can be seen being charitable toward you. Get an audience, then get a paypig.

>>435489

My fault anon. It's hard to comprehend how owning a piece of trash means being a part of this.

>>435615

>more patrons

>less funds

Maybe people are realizing the scam finally?

>>435923

Chris is already living in a nightmare.

>>433333

It's never to late to start, anon

>>437382

Someone could use that picture and the tweets as evidence for Chris' soliciting sex.

>>437431

Do you think Bob realized in his later days that in the end Chris was indeed retarded after all and should have gotten special education as a kid?

>>437586

I doubt he was too worried about that. I can't find the videos right now, but it can be easily heard Bob moaning in pain in the background of one.

Maybe he could actually get some of his stuff into a gallery in Germany. It could pretentiously state that he's the most well documented human in history or they could call him the real life Truman show. I've seen weirder shit

>>437598

>real life Truman show

He doesn't have that big of an audience.

Chris could gain an international non-ironic fanbase that would legitimately give him a free ride for life. However, that would take him leaving him comfort zone and start doing interviews, PR gigs, maybe a Netflix produced documentary on his life that he had creative control over. If he played his cards right he'd easily be able to be a prisoner victim a la Brianna Wu. He'd also have to most likely hire a PR rep to help him pull his image out of the gutter and this whole comment is in vain because we all know that he'd never do any of this.

>>437609

*professional victim

Chris has court tomorrow

>>437635

What did he do now?

>>437603

Yeah, but they would hype it and that's about as cliche as it gets. That's what sells.

>>437638

He got banned from a hobby store he plays Pokemon at

>>437646

Are we sure it was that one? The ki-wis were theorizing wildly about which of the places he's been banned from he went back to.

>>437659

SEE

>>423298

>>437818

What's hilarious is now these Twitter sock account faggots have to troll Chris in private because otherwise Foxdickers will try to dox them out of spite because they're butthurt they can't successfully troll Chris

another ebeg video, fresh fresh fresh

>>437867

2 in a day, c-c-combo breaker

>>437869

At 0:17, is he saying "Buy the shit"? Either way, this video is full of desperation.

>>437858

Poor Barb looks really out of it, doubt she even knows where she is at this point

Third video. If he needs money this badly he should try streaming. There are plenty of spergs who would send him superchats all day.

I really hope he doesn't get the money. I want to see what new saga will come when he is homeless and broke.

>>437881

is there a single video where he sounds more retarded than here.

>>437883

It's just delaying the inevitable. I'm sure some retard will give him the money before it's too late though. I kinda want to the homeless saga though

>>437881

That's a lot of autism in a short video, even for Chris. Fucking hell.

>>437899

That's one cool webm. I forgot how fun geometry could be.

sage for offtopic

Chris just got banned from the gym he was going to (Anytime Fitness) for being obnoxious and getting both real and fake complaints.

>>437635

Court hearing will be continued on June 5th

I'm kinda new to this but isn't the whole Sonichu thing copyright infringement? It wouldn't matter if he was just a kid drawing pictures just to put on the refrigerator but he's making money off of it. I'm actually shocked he's making as much as he is.

Just a thought.

>>438067

It is, but the money that Sega and Nintendo could hope to extract from Chris in a potential lawsuit wouldn't be worth the cost of taking him to court and paying the lawyers. Plus, no matter what Chris has done, it would still be bad PR for two multinational corporations to gang up on some hillbilly autist.

>>437609

There's zero chance of Chris ever getting a non-ironic fanbase. Sonichu is a terrible, confusing webcomic

>>437818

How long until Chris gets b& from the gym?

>>438085

>>438017

>>438067

I don't know if it as much copyright infringement as it is a trademark violation. In either case, fair use still applies where appropriate. If Chris-chan is within fair use, however, I don't know.

>>438076

I agree. He hasn't put out any effort to develop proper techniques, even for whimsical and fantastical caricatures. And the stories are way too dense.

Anyone else like >>433333 ?

>>438099

>>438070

Yeah I guess. Now that I think of it I doubt Chris is even a blip on Sega or Nintendo's radar.

>>438135

Kek

"Please don't be a faggot."

>>438324

The celebrity appearance one is funny in the fact that he's basically inviting himself to get trolled in person. I can picture some of the hardcore NEETs paying that kind of money to fuck with him as sad as it is.

>>438379

Nah they wouldn't invite him over to troll him. They'd just sit him down for a shitty YouTube podcast to discuss "Christory" and stroke his ego for about 40-50 minutes. What's hilarious about getting to meet "the legendary MEME transwoman!" is that this offer is basically only set in his area. Meaning you could just track him down at his local McDonald's or any other places he goes to (it's all on the CWCki) and it'd be way cheaper

>>438324

I don't think the first listing is even allowed by ebay's rules.

>>438017

Jesus things are moving fast. I'm fairly new to Chris and am rather surprised so much crazy was goes down simultaneously.

>>438067

Do you really think it would look good on both of those companies to take a person thats clearly mentally unstable to court over some horrid "sonichu" collaboration he made? It would be like hitting people that write fanfiction. Its a waste of time, resources and would be a massive headache. The only time they would do something like this is if chris REALLY pissed one of them off by doing something outrageous. But they even used him for material for a sonic episode. So they know of him and know better than to get involved on a more personal level.

>>438324

I wonder what could be recovered from that phone

>>438480

He gets banned IRL, what happens if he is banned from ebay?

>>438428

I just checked, and ebay doesn't allow personal ads. You can sell services, but a "visit" like this is way too vague to stay up when it's listed under experiences.

I'd be very surprised if this stays up for more than the next day or two.

>>438650

I could see how combining this ebay ad and his tweets soliciting for sex could get him banned altogether from ebay and twitter.

I wonder if he has realized that if he moves he won't be banned from everywhere and he can start all over getting banned again?

So Chris is hinting that they're getting dangerously close to a foreclosure. The real question is, if they lost their house would a foxdick farmer end up buying the house at auction?

>>438662

The next saga: House of Chris

Chris gets to live at his home. But now it it hooked up to live streams via conditions of the new landlord.

Get ready for a wild ride!

>>438662

Why doesn't he show the foreclosure notices or the mortgage dues? Bob doesn't seem like the kind of guy to take out a 30 or 40 year mortgage and not pay it off early.

>>438926

Bob did have the house paid off. Barb did a Cashout Refinance so she could get more fuel for the hoard.

>>438324

> more people will pay more money for less time sperging with Chris than drinking "craft beers" with his jagoff brother

>>439009

Knowing Barb and Chris probably both have atrocious credit, it would've had to have been FHA (you can borrow up to 85% of the home's value) or they went through to some fly-by-night mortgage company that extended a sub-prime mortgage to them.

I take that back actually. If Bob was eligible for a VA loan (he did serve in Korea), then Barb would be eligible too as she is the surviving spouse of Bob. In that scenario, she could borrow up to 100% of the home's value with a funding fee tacked on top of it. Of course, only way that scenario would've happened is if the appraiser just took a picture of the house from his car and drove off. Or, they got a home equity line of credit which requires no appraisal.

tl;dr: The dogs are the brains of the Chandler house.

>>439018

>>439035

It's as though this never happened.

>>437635

>>440043

definitely chris

>>439876

Oh hell oh hell is Chris's mom really driving cars this is not good please tell me she's not driving cars what the fuck

>>437887

what if his mom dies and he just has nothing. we wouldnt get a lot of updates in a homeless saga, somebody would have to be following him around all the time

>>440071

Stop making excuses for something as retarded as giving CWC money. Whenever Chris gets money he (unsurprisingly) spends it all on toys and plays with those toys/goes out and has fun. I mean, I guess you could say you're doing a good deed after you see no cocks arises from you wasting your tard bux, but to be honest I think you're better off donating to a charity or investing in your own future.

tl;dr: you're retarded

>>440071

Implying there aren't at least seven different foxdick farmers who would be happy to become homeless in order to befriend hobo Chris and become their best cocks provider.

>>440072

That's you Hirtes, isn't it you fat old faggot?

>>440077

If that is Michael Herpes then he should be the last one to talk about tard bux.

>>431928

Yes he does. Fuck this guy. This guy has never been an angel on any case. This thing has been from day one a piece of shit that ruins the lives of everyone he meets. Never feel bad for pieces of shit. Autistic or not there are good and there are bad. This person is a horrid creature that should of been killed as soon as it started to wreck havock. The only victims are the family members.

>>437883

>>437887

This. I was hoping a brief homeless saga that then either ends in chris's death or him in a home without internet access. Either way its time for CWC to end

>>438926

and

>>438934

I know someone that is on the same arc more or less as barb/chris. where responsible dad dies -> old dumb bitch refinances for $$$ -> spends all money on dumb shit

judging by the sheer levels of desperation and also the wording (remember chris is basically a child so any adult concepts are being parroted here) I would surmise that in a rare moment of barb's lucidity she explained how bad things really are. And chris now realizes he is near homeless. Im not sure how virginia's laws are (Id guess really bad like all of the south) for protecting people like chris from their own stupidity. this might be the final flight of the aspie

>>440093

Is there anything preventing Chris from getting an actual job? He has a driver's license, some kind of transportation, he can flip burgers, so why is he e-begging and literally whoring himself out instead of getting a job?

>>440105

He's a lazy piece of shit

>>440105

>>440107

He also tends to sperg out anytime someone even suggests that. At first it was funny, now it's just sad.

Out of sheer curiosity is there a chance of him just living off the government for the rest of his life? If he even qualifies that is.

>>440105

No one will hire that kind of fucking crazy unless its some company that gets tax breaks for taking in the "unhirables"

>>440105

Before the recent 5ish years? Not really. But here's the thing: any job he applies for is going to run a background check. One that will conclude his string of bans from other local businesses are a problem.

Ironically someone with say one misdemeanor is better off getting a job than chris who has charges AND like 10 lifetime bans. I doubt even his dear old mcdonalds would hire him at this point. Not that he will ever apply to any job that isnt working for nintendo as a consultant or something. >>440107 summed it up, hes just fucking lazy.

>>440116

Oh also I forgot to mention. A dude in his 30s with a resume like his will not even get an interview. All the sonichu bullshit means it will go straight into the garbage.

>>440110

He could work at Walmart. I had to take a job there for six months after my car crapped out on me and that was the only job within walking distance that I could work to save up for a down payment on a new car as my real job necessitated reliable transportation.

My point is that a lot of employees are broken human beings on a fundamental level. ND don't even get me started on the overnight stock crew. The store I worked at had a guy in the deli who was addicted to Xanax and always nodding off and disappearing to his car to smoke weed. One day he was so out of it he started a fire trying to deep fry chicken wings and all the store management did was give him him coffee and a fifteen minute break to smoke cigarettes and compose himself.

>>440118

I worked walmart overnights for years (best paying job my ass could get in that shitty little town I was stuck in, long story). This is 100% accurate, the ON crew are all insane. I was the most put together person on the crew and I shitpost on a mongolian cavepainting forum dedicated to an aspie.

>>440107

>>440109

>>440110

>>440116

So it's nothing physically disabling him from working, he just chooses to not work. Has Chris ever had a job? What about Gatesway?

>>440118

>>440121

Walmart sounds comfy.

>>440148

He worked at wendys briefly and was fired for either scaring a kid with his donald duck impersonation or insulting a coworker by drawing a pokemon version of her. Ya know, typical CWC-fare.

Walmart ON was not a bad job at all. It wasnt great, but I got hour long lunches allowing me to go back to my place (I was living out of a motel room at the time as there were no apartments available) and get stoned.

>>440151

>fired from Wendy's

Fuck. He can't flip burgers.

>Walmart

You enjoyed it, but I am glad you are better off now.

>>440151

I knew about the kid but the coworker shit? LOL.

He also was briefly involved in the cutco pyramid scheme but since he's a horrible salesman it didn't last.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Cutco

>>440153

He didnt even have to do that. He just handled garbage and stuff, cause the management even knew back then he was a tard. Also thanks, im glad walmart wasnt horrid for me.

>>440154

Yeah not a lot of details about that. I am pretty sure making a kid cry was actually got him fired

>>440156

Oh I forgot about that. I am fairly certain he ended up losing money over that.

>>440156

I am just now reading about cutco and his destroying the dildo. Good times must've been had by all.

>>440117

I don't think a resume matters if he applies for vocational rehab like his friend told him to a year ago.

>>434711

He sounds like the kind of guy everybody around him hates so I can see where the impotent rage is coming from.

>>438324

If Chris is offering a chance to hang out with him for cash then the obvious thing to do is book Cole to have a beer at the same time and place and then watch shit hit the fan.

>>440869

Kill yourself

>>440881

monkey see

monkey do

>>440874

You first.

>>440874

REEEEEEEEE DON'T BULLY MAI FREN CHRISTINE SHE'S A PROUD WOMAN

>>440881

The original inner circle set a precedent for trolling Chris. If anyone's to blame its them.

>>440911

PewDiePie and every other YouTube nobody who mentions "THE EPIC STORY OF CHRIS CHAN!11!!!111" are at fault for giving Chris this new league of retards. Honestly it would be funny to see someone convince Chris he was still a man so the Tumblrinas constantly defending him would stop supporting the Sonichu paypig and he'd go back to thinking the entire world's against him, causing more chimpouts

>>440919

I don't think its Tumblrinas giving Chris money. Its more likely that a few insane geeks are sending Chris money for the comics with the idea that if things go to shit that they'll start a religion based on Sonichu with the comics being the holy texts.

>>440939

That poor woman is being goaded by Chris to sell his ebay page.

>>440989

Showing his true colors.

>>441072

>Still assmad about Glaive

3. Fucking. Years. Just let it fucking go you powermad kike!

>>441111

Projection is a hell of a thing.

>>440072

bitch i never gave that kid a cent. all he does is buy and sell toys and makes his soulless mom. i dont think anyone on this board fell for his schemes

>>441104

>>441111

new classics, i feel bad for that amy cunt she probably felt so special

>>441136

all he does is buy and sell toys and records his soulless mom is what i meant to say

>>441135

see? shits scary

>>441104

>>441192

Is he joking when he says Chris was hacked? Chris basically admitted to all those tweets himself right there.

>>441150

barb doesnt get no checks?

>>441304

Is that how he thinks women freak out?

>>441312

It's obvious some kid conned him into doing this video with some money. Still got a chuckle out of this one because he didn't even bother using his 'feminine' voice

>>440067

it is hard to tell who is exploiting whom in this relationship

>>441304

This video gave me a good chuckle. You gotta love Chris.

>>440881

I am a semi CWCnewfag

What is Foxdicker?

>>441440

Ki.wifarms users. There's a wordfilter

>>441135

>>440939

She devloved from snorlax. Pretty much a confirmation she's on death's door at her age.

>>441444

Word Anon

>>440874

>(1)

>>/out/

>>440711

This is the most hilarious idea ive heard in a while for trolling chris. holy fuck this is perfect.

>>440919

>>440936

Tumblrinas picked up and dropped chris pretty much overnight when his past racism was revealed. SJWs eat their own if they show slight deviation from "The Party Line"

>>441199

My ex described it just like you have. And I think you are totally on to something here, infact I am almost positive now he's not taking his meds.

>>441372

Co-dependency is a helluva drug, anon

>>438324

I doubt that he would wipe that phone correctly. Just imagine the trash you could scrub from it.

>>441516

I forgot about uli. Oh my god that kid was always amazing. He was the anti-chris. A kind hearted aspie that actually worked on improving himself. How he got over his fear of water? TRULY inspiring stuff. Great guy, I'd love to chill with him.

>>441521

Christ, is that the "Assigned Male" troon?

>>441537

i can see the history not being cleared

>>442283

I CAN SEE YOU'RE GRANDMA'S DICK NOT GETTING CLEARED

>>442673

chris is that you?

>>441072

https://archive.org/details/Config_201304

https://github.com/WikiTeam/wikiteam

>>442997

I see some powerfull trolling inbound. Before it was just about an autistic getting fooled. Now that autistic needs dem monies.

>>443017

how much was the Sonic Totem again?

>>443058

$1500.

>>443024

Please don't post pics of that ogre. It makes me wince even though I'm used to seeing disgusting things online.

>>443215

Stuff like that shits his pants and does nothing to me, but seeing freaks like >>443024 almost causes a gag reaction. Fucking disgusting.

>>443218

Based wordfilter

>>443218

Is that Assigned Male Comics?

>>443530

I would love an AMC x CWCville crossover

>>443880

Does Chris-chan only eat at Sonic?

>>444104

That really puts it into perspective anon. College is bullshit.

>>444219

If Christine is his offspring, and christine is touching his butt, is that incest?

>>444259

I think at this point it's called masturbation.

>>444219

I don't understand. They're both him, right?

>>444219

Fucking hell chris. What are you doing you nig.

https://facebook.com/CWCvilleNews/

>>444578

Already a better place to talk about Chris than Foxdick's CWC board

>>444104

Sad on so many levels. The only upside is in a few years once college students graduate with all those bullshit degrees we'll be in no short supply of lolcows.

>>444578

I lost. I could only make it 5 minutes before I had to close the tab. So much retardation

>>444669

Given the fact that that Facebook page has original cocks that hadn't been leaked yet I think it's safe to say these people running the page are manipulating him currently. They're the new wannabe inner circle, and they have the balls to beg for hipster welfare on Gaytreon.

TLDR if these faggots keep this shit up all its going to take is one of them getting doxxxxed and the they'll all turn on each other and it'll be fun to watch all this crash and burn.

>>444683

>crash and burn

It's more fun laughing at the chris-chan trolls than chris-chan himself at this point.

>>444683

https://paypig.com/CWCVillenews?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&utm_campaign=creatorshare2

Is there any way to figure out who is behind a paypig account?

>>444754

Likely not outside of good ole' fashioned, boots-on-the-ground social engineering.