Oy vey, dang slanderous goyim!
Keep buying my arts and crafts garbage for thousands of dollars. It's trolling me so hard!
Wanna buy my 15 year old jizz rag? Only $10,000 on ebay!
Oh my autism! Oh da stress!
Let me scoop up some cat shit from the basement and mail it to you with a CWC certificate of authenticity!
Y'all trolls are too dang sneaky for me, your gullible lolcow!