/cow/ - Lolcows

>>298298

Whys he collecting all these gay as fuck images?

>>298303

His hardrive is definitely horrifying.

Also, in the coming days/weeks I'm gonna dump all clips I have here:

https://pew.tube/user/britbongreturns

Service is spotty and we don't know how long the site is gonna live at all, but it looks like the whole thing is manlet-proof.

>>298308

Shit, I knew i forgot something.

>>298312

It’s gonna be the only streaming platform option he has sooner or later.

>>298312

Home Alone on a Saturday

>>298350

>Home Alone on a Saturday

>>298368

This picture reveals more than that. The burger is called The Classic its a current limited edition at UK McDonalds. The classic comes with lettuce as standard but Britbong is such a manbaby that he has mummy take the lettuce of it because domdom doesn't like his greens.

Have you ever seen a post with any vegetable of any kind?? Its always pure junk.

>>298375

Haha you massive faggot, couldn't even stay away

and giving yourself away straight off the bat

Are you even trying anymore?

SAD

>>298375

But only 70 people active in your chat during streams Bong. Something doesn’t add up.

Anyone can buy subscribers and use a viewbot.

You’ve done it for years.

YOURE NOT FOOLING ANYONE

>>298390

>Your new new streaming channel is probably gonna end up getting disabled too tbh.

lol he made a third?

>>298394

Yeeep. He just never learns. Instead he just tries to spin it all as "I'M DA VICTIM GUISE"

https://britbong.com/information

>I just want to entertain people and have a laugh with my fans and apparently the SJWs and salty people don't like that apparently.

>>298390

oh noe, now he got u. don't u know he's collecting IPs?

>>298395

i like how he has the last few paragraphs about him getting >"UNJUSTAFIABLY BEANED" and >"ITS NOT MUH FAULT"

>>298403

Besides 12 year old boys who the fuck uses an IP grabber anymore?

Probably the only person on here that doesn't use a VPN is Dominic because he cant afford one.

>>298403

Remember when he did this last year? He even reported in the thread and in Discord that the IPs of everyone on /cow/ would be sent to the police. That must be why nobody posts here anymore they all got arrested for mega trawling

>>298436

Sweet, sweet karma.

>>298390

>uncuckable, unsuspendable, unbannable

<it's still a fucking youtube stream

<it's incredibly easy to find the channel

<the site is an easy ddos target

>>298395

You best be using a VPN.

If you want to fuck with him, web hosts are usually pretty quick to remove sites for any reason nowdays

Also the irony of shortman talking about SJW's and free speech when hes censored half the dictionary and gets his little faggots to report any accounts he doesn't like

which is why he flips his shit here because he has no control over it

>>298436

It’s the narcissistic personality disorder at work. He genuinely believes that he’s the best streamer online. He believes that everyone is “jelly” of his nonexistent “success” He believes he’s “not doing anything wrong”

His narcissism tells him that he is right and the whole rest of the world is wrong. That’s why he will keep getting banned wherever he goes. He believes the way he acts is not only ok but is amazingly funny and entertaining. He will never understand that the things he gets banned for are not covered by free speech. He is too stupid and juvenile to be able to rationalise through what he does and see it the way that the rest of the world does.

It would be sad but he’s a mean spirited fuck who tries to fuck people over whenever he can. That’s what makes it so funny. His own narcissism makes it impossible for him to be effective.

>>298528

alright mr. yesman, if britbong is so ahead of emptyhero, then why doesn't the little man face him directly?

>>298528

Definitely not britbong at all guys, dont even say it even though its obvious

>>298528

We've been over this Dominic.

Viewbot.

>>298528

>Bragging about a D-

>>298528

This is clearly Bong he grasps so hard at that "he's entertaining" he bases this solely on the fact that 3 or 4 adolescent boys type LOL while hes laughing at his own "jokes"

The narcissistic delusion won't let him see that if he was actually entertaining he'd have thousands of viewers and donations and sponsors the way entertaining streamers do.

He's a 30 year old manbaby playing make believe in his bedroom.

>>298483

Well he seems to be using GoDaddy for his britbong.com domain

https://who.is/whois/britbong.com

Not sure which webhost MT is using though since he's using cloudflare.

https://www.hostingchecker.com/#britbong.com

Anyone know how to look up the webhost of a site that uses cloudflare? If we can find his host, we can report his site and get it taken down too.

>>298580

Just email them, thats what happened with that stormfront site and I think 8chan also. They are retarded.

>>298580

Yesterday the site was running without cloudfare, I missed to check the IP then but I doubt he was smart/resourceful enough to switch servers inbetween (thus defeating the point of cloudfare).

We can assume it's still 141.8.224.93. That's https://rookmedia.net/

>>298584

>Lol, so he is quitting YT as well now?

He could go stream.me - would even get some extra cash there - but he refuses to for some reason.

So there's nothing left but evading on Youtube.

>>298585

>but he refuses to for some reason.

stream.me has a height requirement

Why does this thread exist? What exactly is there to troll this guy with? He is kinda funny and really his streams are nothing more than a friendship simulator for bored and lonely guys. Is that so wrong that you need to scrape the bottom of the barrel looking for anything to justify your irrational hatred of Britbong? To be honest he really isn't that short either. I am a girl and would totally go out with him.

>>298603

>>really his streams are nothing more than a friendship simulator for bored and lonely guys

>>scrape the bottom of the barrel looking for anything

if you do it enough he'll scream like a monkey. It's funny as fuck. about the only funny thing he does lately tbh.

>>298580

so I guess that soft-headed guy bungie is making it for him. lol for that kind of loyalty I hope britbong is at least sending him pictures of his butthole or something. what has bungie ever gotten out of all this?

>>298611

a "friend" i guess, gotta imagine how sad his existence is seeking friendship with the shortman, its not even 2 way he only gets used to mod his stream and whine about other people too

>>298612

>mod his stream

being a mod can't be much of an accomplishment since he lets kids do it.

>>298603

You’d go out with him meet him then realise exactly the same thing the other two girls that thought like you did when they went to meet him.

You would then block him from every possible channel in an attempt to escape his obsessive controlling and manipulative trolling. Then he would spend the next two years spreading your dox contacting your work or school distributing your pictures your family’s info and anything else he had on any forum he could find.

How funny would he be then.

>>298619

>You’d go out with him meet him then realise exactly the same thing the other two girls

every time upraksi shit talks him on reddit or youtube, Britbong thinks it's boyd. She kind of has a right to though, since he gave out her work phone number to his "fans"

>>298741

Well now that we know where he'll be streaming tomorrow

https://twitter.com/BritbongAlt/status/942570347701907456

We just need to flag and record.

>>298758

Kind of knew he would go back, they don't care about ban evasions

im assuming hes saving stream.me as a last resort, or maybe its because he banged on about how shit they were for months after he left the last time and he would look like a bigger twat if went crawling back

>>298989

lol he's so fucking mad. bits of him screaming like that makes it all worth while.

>>299067

Has anyone tried getting him suspended from patreon and streamlabs yet?

https://www.patreon.com/britbongreturns

https://streamlabs.com/britbong

Losing those two would definitely hamper his livelyhood and gives us more delightful footage of him chimping out

>>299075

Guy wont leave his house, does anyone really believe he "chinned" anyone, honestly

>>299075

he hates cigarettes because of what they did to his father's clean criminal record

>>299073

I heard hairlines, pedos, betas…

Bong using his inner noise as tools to "attack" people.

His stream is just an outlet for his leaking psyche

>>299075

>Found clips I forgot to post, 3 about bashing Kopy

Both Midget and Kopy want kick each others asses. Maybe we should fund some kind of legally sanctioned fight against them that they can throw down in. Oh and where's the thread sticky, mods?

>>299263

I want to see Kopy wrassle CuckTears.

>>299075

>beating up some fat kid in college.

funny thing about that. he never went to college

>>299268

England is a fag country. They call high school college for some retarded reason

http://boards.4ch an.org /r9k / t hread/41879792

one of manlet's fans shilling on r9k.

>>299276

True. High school is until you’re 16. Then when you’re 17 until 18 it’s called college.

Real college is called university in the uk.

>>299285

Here's the archived version for when the thread either 404's or gets deleted by a mod

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/ thread/41879792

>>299305

might have been one of the 14 year old bidf members. they know not what they shill.

>>299310

nah, it's not in your head. He feels like hes getting cornered and is lashing out like a wild animal.

>>299305

LMAO I forgot how much of a goldmine those archives are

https://boards.fireden.net/v/ thread/380743495/

So I'm curious about a thing.

He already had a website called britbongreturns.com.

Why not using this one instead of creating a new one ? Or is he thinking that having britbong.com will give him more views ?

>>299507

he said he doesn't own the britbongreturns site or something along those lines. dunno how much of that to believe or why it matters though.

>>299507

The britbongreturns site is owned and was operated by "crauwfoo" whatever the fuck his name is.

>>299700

Another inner circle member bites the dust no doubt

>>300119

Pretty sure thats like an autism thing, like he has to try and justify it as one of those things otherwise its an unknown and you know how much autistics hate unknowns

Hes got them all pretty much memorised at this point, after all he spends like 3 hours every stream retelling the same old shitty stories

>>298684

rofl the facial hair got ignored

>>300210

Why are you boasting about teenage “fans” you sound just like Jimmy Saville you creepy little 30 year old man.

Hey Britbong leave those kids alone.

>>300210

Why are you posting in the 3rd person? no ones been bullied, but whatever helps you sleep at night you tiny tiny man, any time your confronted in a game you insta mute and cry yourself off of it

talk about timid…

>>300210

That has already been covered here, no point in even trying either "point" really.

Sucks you keep getting banned and especially since it's for no reason which you know is true.

>>300317

Prove me wrong reveal your identity.

Which you won't do for obvious reasons

>>300333

Baited into replying again I see.

>>300217

Hates girls constantly talks about sexy bois…

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

>>300363

Britbong lets talk about you being a pederast shall we?

>>300363

I am a literal nobody, I've never played faggot shit like second life, or garry's mod, nor do i even hang out in the same communities. i just saw how mad and spergy you get on your thread and thought i would join in the laughter

My favorite part was when you and kopy would autistically screech at each other, why dont you do that anymore?

>>300363

>tells people to dox themselves

>won't dox self

Which you won't do for obvious reasons

Come on pussy, Why do you accuse people of harassment and then don't say who they're harassing? Maybe you should walk away from the computer nigga haha just close your eyes n shiet

>>300399

I'd rather see him talk to Applechild or Caroline

>>300403

He'd never talk to them directly either (they likely both have him blocked anyway). Instead he'll just haphazardly drop their dox everywhere like he was doing a few threads ago.

>>300403

Britbong prefers the company of boys under the age of 18…

>>300396

When does Britbong hide his identity?

>>300446

When you talk in the 3rd person here :)

>>300446

You're doing it right now by talking in the third person you deranged lawn gnome, What next? You gonna try and claim that the thread about Caroline >>289732 totally wasn't made by you?

>>300446

Literally right now you timid midget, get so upset and bullied that you post here lie about it and project on to everyone else pussy boi.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Britbong/

lol

Good thing someone decided to provide the remaining poor, deprived Minibong fans with some quality SL trolling.

Derrick, The Bad Guys & co have fucking passion for this shit. MT will be able to relax and enjoy retirement, knowing that his legacy is in good hands.

>>300446

Maybe someone should post the 400 sockpuppets he's made, i mean, he hasn't made. Britbong doesnt even own a computer am i right?

Am I the only one who is thoroughly disgusted by how hes mocking the family of Angry Grandpa on Twitter. A mans father has just died and the manlet starts harassing him like a vulture.

>>300636

>The dwarf is having himself a little meltdown on twitter as of an hour ago.

good night for a cry

>>300637

>Implying he doesn't cry himself to sleep on a nightly basis

>>300636

it's early fucking morning lmao, what prompted this?

>>300636

As always, Midget makes claims but provides no PROOF for any of it.

>Tweet 1

>Some Youtubers tried to have me blacklisted

Proof?

>which means no one wants to associate, mention or collab with you

Nobody wanted to do that in the first place.

>(I personally don't care)

So why does it matter?

>But when I was banned on YT/Twitter the ones who did follow me and claim to like me didn't even tell anyone I had been banned, nice huh?

Oh, with this tweet you just intended to burn more bridges?

Nice, k.

>Tweet 2

>I mean @OmniaMediaCo are so incompetent they leaked my contract details to people trolling me

Didn't they just say "We no longer do contract this individual"?

What should they've said instead?

>@scerstt started insulting me over Twitter then swiftly deleted the tweets like a coward

Uhhhhhm Proof? Le Proof?

>you know were I live mate if you got an issue with what I am saying by the way.

If he were to fly over to Sheepfucker's Island, would you leave the house? Or would you demand of him to come into your room to confront you?

>Tweet 3

>Just to clarify @OmniaMediaCo are a bunch of fraudsters

Fraud? Proof?

>who are the main reason I couldn't get my BritbongReturns channel back

The main reason for that is that you managed to get banned by peeps from TeamYoutube personally.

>they cut my contract and abandoned me so I couldn't appeal it.

(Is there a technical reason for this? Some sort of formula you have only access to if you have a Network behind you? Idk, just asking)

>Some employees were close friends with the Roblox girl streamers who were pals of Russo.

Uhhhhm Proof? Le Proof?

So the bridge here is

OmniaMedia —- employs –→ Some employees —- friends with –→ Roblox girl streamers —- friends with –→ Russo

Isn't that a bit far fetched?

>>300636

aka NOTHING IS MY FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>300669

>Isn't that a bit far fetched?

Expect nothing less from him. To Bongrel, everything is a conspiracy against him because he "trolled" them and "they're butthurt and broken".

That reminds me: Why is he so obsessed with trying to be this big bad topdog who wrecks relationships and emotionally destroys other people, when he continuously fails even to get enough income to even afford going to usual chad spots to get lots of pussy anyway?

>>300703

Singing each word half a second behind the song really makes it seem like you know the words!

Britbong tries so hard to be relevant to the children he tries to impress. “Based” was a term that got popular for about 5 minutes literally 5 years ago. FIVE years ago. No one has used it since. It’s cringily out dated and no longer used. Britbong is the uncool adult trying and failing to appear switched on. Such a fucking groomer.

>>300731

>No one still uses based

the_donald seems to be the one place that still unironically uses that term and it is as cringey as you’d think.

>>300736

Another example of how Britbongs entire “act” is just parroting what he steals from reddit and the chons.

Do one original thing Bong. Just one.

>>300746

>Another example of how Britbongs entire “act” is just parroting what he steals from reddit and the chons.

I have a suspicion that he does that so that he could claim he came up with it, so therefore he could say he makes original cocks.

>>300623

Now compare the age of both channels.

>>300833

When you consider there's 3-4 people working on each video and their subs aren't even slightly close to bongs it's really sad.

Now he's out of the picture for SL trolling and they and the others assisted in flagging his main channel, how come they aren't "blowing up" on YouTube their subs/views are just as low as ever?

>>300838

Wow FULLY doxxxxed? Epic dood

>>300839

>>300838

>>300833

Hahaha look at this obvious samefagging, try harder shortman

Remember that time you exposed your samefagging on youtube because you changed one of those "not britbongs" to your streaming channel… what a nob you looked

Why wont you internet fight kopy anymore, that shit was funny

>>300846

The point of the game is that it's hard and entertaining to watch people fail at, you don't get streaming do you? probably why you're not popular or successful at anything apart from being booty blasted and s.t.a.l.k.i.n.g.

lol emptyhero is advertising on /b/ now lmao

>>300854

Every single time Britbong played Second Life he would BEG people to "send him locations" he would often use underlings like Applechild, Ripahar, many others to set up accounts, props, and find people for him.

Now that all those people are gone he doesn't play Second Life for videos anymore just to try and pick up girls.

>>300804

>Hang out with pedos, ageplayers and weirdos socially

Hang out with Shadman, AlexJapanKid and JMAA socially.

>>300838

There goes little dominic vanner threatening girls again.

>>300871

Dominic Vanner is a woman hating pederast…

>>300496

Specially since he no longers does SL vids, he is too scared to be called a manlet on stream.

>>300914

You can't fool me with that edited height chart. Theres no way the Chat Lads are smaller than 6 foot

>>300921

sad truth, everyone's a manlet

>>300838

>>300839

>>300914

He just can´t let it go. Pretty fucking funny.

Give the shortman a view, he looks extra sad today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uP3AapQh9NA

Lol, he calls EmptyHero cowardly but instantly blocks him from the chat.

>>300950

>talking about yourself in thirdperson

Hes crying about Omnia Media again… a company that dropped him 8 months ago

>>300954

Nah.

>unironically defending the manlet

Did he promise you to mod you in his discord?

A Britbong stream:

Everyone hates me waawaawaa

I dindu nuffin waawaawaa

Boyd did something waawaawaa

Come to the Isle of wight I'll beat everyone up waawaawaa

All these people online have friends I dont have any waawaawaa

Conclusion: 80% of the viewers are there to laugh at him

>>300962

A girl gamer did something waawaawaa

Everyone on the internet is conspiring against me waawaawaa

Very slow chat for 250 viewers, I must say!

>>300968

46 participants in chat..

Coincidentally the precise capacity of a short bus.

>>300972

He complained about low viewers for the 10th time now. Poor Bongoloid.

>>300981

Nah its been like that for a while. The way he has the pop screen positioned touching the mic is fucking hilarious too.

Its just a case of "My microphone looks like the real streamers that means I'm a real streamer"

He has no clue what he is actually doing.

I like how he has to play his old cocks because hes way to timid to create new stuff

https://twitter.com/SmegmaKang/status/943600423688114176

Repeatedly telling people to "kill themselves" on stream. Get a recording and he will be banned.

Lol @ the guy who makes fun of him using his mom's hairtie to jerk off

hes fuming about how he doesn't come on here and get bullied

>>301049

kek

>>300957

you don't set standards kid

>>301284

stream ended normally

>>301287

he ended kinda early think he got butthurt from the bad guys butt raping him in chat.

>>301289

webm?

nah didn't get one but TBG came in, midget banned them and he had this look like he was about to cry for the rest of the stream.

>>300804

>cucking yourself out of what little sunlight there is in the british isles

no wonder he's a soyboy

>>300956

oh wow

>>301704

Ha so timid, the fact that nowdays he only plays old footage of his autistic screeching with kopy pretty much shows how scared he is currently

Keep pretending you're not shortman but your not fooling anyone

>>301704

at the end there

"fucking sad"

>>301704

looks like thats the second time he's ever been fucked

>Bitching about low viewcount

>Bitching about stawlkers

>Bitching about Omnia Media

>Bitching about Youtubers and Trusted Flagger

>Trusted Flagger a possible troll? Or collaborating with trolls?

>Recordings of Boyd

>Recordings of Kopy

I can't be fucking bothered going through all this.

>>301990

Honestly you could have just re-added one of the old streams and i would have believed you if you said it wasn't, they're all the same

>>302031

That head shake at 0:12 is his little give away. He does that whenever he's mad or about to lie. Watch out for it in future it's pretty funny.

>>302078

Britbong could you explain why you even need that (incorrectly positioned) pop screen if you're going to (incorrectly) place that mic three feet from your mouth?

Quick quiz:

A) Do you know what a pop screens purpose is?

B) Do you have a basic knowledge of various microphone pick up patterns?

C) YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE

He's trying to rewrite history now. Omnia dropping him had nothing to do with the Russo stuff. It was because he called them Jews and talked shit about Danny from Omnia on a bunch of streams. Russo and his YouTube getting completely destroyed happened weeks later.

He was SPYING in my public youtube chat!!! lol What a weird thing to try and claim someone did.

>>302094

Britbong always projects his behaviors onto everyone around him (Bald, Pedo. cuck etc)

He spends his life spying on all of their chats so naturally He will claim they are all spying on his. Obviously they are not. Because he is not relevant. At all.

>>302094

Thats all he ever does, hes doing it on purpose because he rattles these same stories off every stream that hes got to know them off by heart so hes not forgetting what happened

The only people posting in this thread

The Bad Guys

Emptyhero

Boyd

Kopy

All blown out, all mad and will never recover.

The Bad Guys, Emptyhero, Kopy and Boyd are so salty they keep spilling out of /cow/ with their personal vendettas and bringing it to twitter/youtube comments proving any point Bong ever makes.

If you post here about bong you are mad plain and simps.

>>302031

>>302069

>>302078

You're beyond creepy and obsessed though, I wonder how tanned your ass got by Bong.

>>302198

nice third person, faggot. if bong isn't scared then why doesn't he try to come onto the thread and fight the more superior SL youtubers, huh?

>inb4 muh ANONYMITY

>>302195

Whatever helps you sleep at night shortman

Did anything but degenerates ever come out of SL though? honestly the autism that must be contained in that game

>>302210

cool

>>302198

>>302197

>>302195

Hi there. Sad that everyone ignores your cries for attention on Twitter? Do you need us because you need to interact with someone who doesn´t lick your toes 24/7?

>>302210

What about you and your ex?

That was even more pathetic than Kopy at his worst.

>>302210

"Im not britbong i swear guys" - its obvious its you smidge, you're way to timid and scared to let anyone else come on here, if they even mention they're insta banned

>>301902

You're the kid, and you have just admitted to sucking off brit

>>302217

We can all samefag on proxies shortie

>>302217

See its real obvious because you only post on those 2 id's around the same times, they also go silent when you stream

GG nice effort though, looks like you're trying to up your game

Looks like last nights failure of a stream as his small viewer numbers get even smaller have triggered a manic upswing.

Punch yourself in the head a couple of times Bong see if that helps.

>>302195

If you’re not Bong why do you use that decade old out of date meme language that only Bong uses? You’re not fooling anyone.

All of this….

https://imgur.com/a/1sqg4

>>302233

I can hear how mad hes getting already

"TOE SUCKER, TOE SUCKER! REEEEEEEEE"

What is Britbongs obsession about people being alone for Christmas? He’s alone 24/7 365 days a year. Christmas is just one day out of those 365 for him. He literally has no logic.

>>302195

>>302195

>The only people posting in this thread

>The Bad Guys

>Emptyhero

>Boyd

>Kopy

your list is a little short there dominic, but then you're used to that aren't you?

>>302210

I don't think any of the people you just mentioned are too timid to post said video after it's made, you delete everything. ;^)

>>302259

One of the regulars at Violet bought those hats for everyone as Christmas presents that year and of course Bong was on Santas naughty list and didn't get one so he went to the second life store and bought one to "fit in"

>>302249

Also he clearly wasnt drunk he's faking it for, wait for it, attention!!

>>302280

why would he go to trusted flagger for help when trusted flagger is why his Britbongreturns channel went bye bye?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKgDzHktccw

OY LADS BRITBONG STAYED UP ALL NIGHT TO BRING YOU THIS

>>302195

Wrong on both claims.

>>298293

>30 today

Is that his age or height in inches?

>>302791

>Use this kid.

Shudder.

>>302791

no he didn't dumbass why the fuck are you making shit up

>>302814

Probs did to be honest, dirty pedo bong

Hey in a couple months he can be a mod

>>302818

geezer he literally said he'd feel weird adding the kid so he didn't add him

>>302820

Weird like he'd go full chub and chat him up, dudes a pedo

>>302820

No kids guys! No kids! That's everyone else!

>>302821

he might be

>>302825

He hates girls and constantly talks about sexy bois goes on about guys bumming each other. Then there's the whole obsession with old guys with beards and toe sucking. The guy is a GENUINE pederast no joking its for real.

>>302849

Note the beard on the sucker. A recurring PedoBong theme.

>>302849

I use the term toe sucker but i stole it from britbong.

>>302849

And there are more standard and better terms, such as "dick sucking", "ass kissing" or "sucking up".

Indeed, when there's smoke, there's a flaming faggot somewhere.

>>303018

britbongs pay piggy

>>303019

Never forget Britbong admitted he was retarded in these threads and only keeps him around for donations.

I wonder why JMAA paid him so much of his disability and about a months worth of Britbong donations.

>>300860

>Alex

Oh hi boyd

>>303308

Yeah you deliberately missed the point Dominic. You regularly hang out with pedos age players and weirdos. And they actually can be named. It’s not supposition it’s what you would describe as proof. Rather than an autistic screech of an accusation which you cannot back up as usual.

The pedos age players and weirdos are the only people that will have anything to do with you. Birds of a feather flock together.

>>303349

proof? lol

>>303531

proof? lol

Also, where will you be?

>>303532

Two of them donated to your last stream and one of them replied to your tweet about that latest embarrassment of a video you put out.

That’s proof right there. Pedos age players and weirdos all in contact with you all in the last 3 days.

>>303546

>303546

proof tho?

>>303553

JMAA?

Are you not alone near every day?

>>303556

>Btw does Santa know you left the North Pole?

Of course he does, Santa kicked the little guy out. You can't build toys with a lazy eye.

>>303557

Yeah you got me im JMAA

>>303556

Im still waiting on your proof.

>>303594

>>303597

Proof thats me?

>>303605

>Says it's a "a dead thread"

>Still posts here

Merry fucking Christmas, little elven boy, and thanks for the gift of you sperging out here.

Does anybody have the Charmvere nudes?

>>303615

>.

Also, i'd like to know why you came into brits stream sperging out and screaming britbongs name as if you're intimidating him.

>>303621

>I'm sorry you cant understand the concept of sarcasm

Why would it be sarcasm tho? Isn't JMAA a really swell guy? Close friend to Bong and highly respected by his fans?

>Must be pretty lonely this Christmas wasting all your time on a image board dedicated to your idol.

Must be pretty lonely this christmas spending your time on an imageboard defending a 30yr old manchild.

>>303623

Proof that was me?

>>303626

It was you because you came back with more and more accounts. You make it so blatantly obvious that it's you seen as the person was saying his first and last name you dropkick lmao

>>303625

proof its me tho?

>>303627

So no proof then.

>>303628

>proof its me tho?

Proof you're what? What are you talking about? Are you broken?

Britbong, you commented on this thread 14 times on Christmas eve. JMAA posted seven times

it's christmas little guy. take a break

>>303628

>>303627

This shitty sentence structure screams JMAA posting.

>>303633

Says the guy so obsessed and salty over britbong that he dedicates his life and time to him during Christmas because they have nobody else to spend it with hmmmm you sound a little salty there

>>303642

You are obsessed over JMMA aren't you? And I'm sure he's flattered over it too.

>>303657

Lol can you not see the irony here shortman?

up early to open your presents?

>>303619

Why are you so convinced that Boyd is in here actively posting? Is it because that's what you were told? It's also randomly changing people "samefagging" if you listen to Dominic as well, just remember that.

>>303658

Guess you finally learned Dominic does talk in 3rd person on here and decided to follow suit, why do you not question all his other lies as well then? Why do you have to latch on to someone like him, are you really not your own person?

You're just going to go down with the ship.

>>303702

if you find him, be sure to backtrace his other comments

guaranteed he's all over the tranny porn

>>303700

he's still really bitter about women I guess

>>303671

LOL why are you still here? Nobody to spend Chrstmas with fatman?

>>303683

The irony in this sentence is just killing me. Proof im JMAA tho? You guys jump to any conclusions whenever you're triggered by someone disagrees with you. Salty?

>>303685

You look like a complete twat at this point. You keep mad broing.

>>303685

Boyd/Kopy and the rest of the weirdo SL trolls with a grudge against brit always post here.

>>303687

Ayy lmao you think I'm Dominic now? But wait, i though i was JMAA just a second a go? Neck yourself lmao

>>303734

Is it really relevant who you are? Your either Bong, the most irrelevant pedo on the internet who only gets attention on his hate threads, or your JMAA who is so pathetic he has to pay a man to give a shit about his shitty channel.

Either way your scum, an abject uncompromising failure as a human being. Absolutely pathetic.

>>303751

he had a stream last night? lol alone on christmas eve much?

>>303751

lol 30 seconds worth of effort and britbong rages for the rest of the night. totally worth it!

you don't have to actually watch the stream to piss him off. just go in for a few seconds and talk shit.,

>>303751

He also paid Quinton Reviews to review his shit channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxEbHXQIRqI

Hes such a shit cocks creator he cant even get his gay little hentai cartoon in the thumbnail of the video he payed nearly 40 dollars for.

>>303751

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxEbHXQIRqI

He also paid QuintonReviews to review his channel.

He's such a shit cocks creator he couldn't even get his low effort MS Paint hentai avatar in the thumbnail.

>>303751

I'v had to re-type this 3 times because i'm a fucking mongoloid. My typing skills are almost as bad as the mutant in question.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxEbHXQIRqI

JMAA had to pay QuintonReviews nearly 40 dollars to review his shit channel, a true bottom feeder.

Charmvere has started up a new twitch channel under the name Slurpwis where she's an XD LOL SO RANDOM GIRL GAMER. Make sure to let her know Britbong says hi.

>>303734

>You look like a complete twat at this point. You keep mad broing.

That answered nothing.

>I was told who posts here all the time!

They don't really post here much.

>I'm too stupid to understand when somebody is calling me Dominic or pointing something out that he does without calling me him.

>>303751

Dominic called someone autistic again, is it all just aspects he doesn't like about himself?

Pretty sure JMAA is just so retarded he just believes obvious liars so he can think somebody is fucking perfect if they tell him so.

>>303759

People know her as MrNoob first of all and second what is all the shit she is whining about to do with a YouTube video where she went nuts the last 2 days?

>>303770

She just deleted her Twitch ROFL

>>303784

Not just her twitch and it's because someone joined with the name MrNoob on her Discord.

>>303784

>>303794

new discord where

>>303759

>Slurpwis

nice job trolling there Polyphemus, you get a cookie

>>303834

Nobody is taking the bait, Dominic, he's not even pretending to be you can you not read?

so britbong made a video about angry grandpa on christmas fucking day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XMkLKq_Y_0

the downward spiral is getting worse.

>>303859

Its an alright video bro, he's pointing out the fact that the son of Angry Grandpa is julaying his death.

>>303861

it's Christmas day? who makes a video like that on Christmas day?

Can we all make a mental not of this for when his mom dies, and treat his exactly how hes treating Angry Grandpas son.

Can we all make a mental note of this for when his mom dies, and treat him exactly how hes treating Angry Grandpas son.

>>303794

>>303770

Okay but seriously can anybody hook me up with her nudes?

>>303886

Maybe Dominic will post them again. Ask him nicely.

>>303744

So im some pedo on the internet now? Proof?

>>303751

You forgot the part where you were envious about Britbong having a family to spend Christmas with, Ay lmao what a tard.

>>303760

I answered your reply you mong.

And i do post here, you're just always udner the assumption I'm either britbong or JMAA you spastic.

Ay lmao

>>303887

Dominic please if you're here I need this I'm in love with this sperg I'll find her new account somehow I'll be with her forever

>>303888

I don't need to prove anything Dominic, you deranged cave man, everybody knows your a sick fuck who needs to be euthanized for the sake of improving the gene pool. Just off yourself like you said you were gonna do you pathetic little worm, nobody wants you.

>>303889

You're the guy who impersonated bigjohnmadden lol

>>303890

Poor kopy's sperging out

I took your girlfriend ;)

>>303892

>Doesn't even know who kopy is, gets accused of impersonation him

Your a sad paranoid little tranny fucker Dominic, and you desperately need psychiatric help. Why don't you mooch some more money from mommy and go see a head doctor little boy.

>>303892

Wow all it took was someone you assumed to be me for you to admit to being Dominic.

>I took your girlfriend ;)

Then applechild stole her from you and you went full retard and made thread after thread about her. Ya got cucked. By a swede. how's that feel?

>>303891

I don't know who that is, sorry. I'm just trying to get my nut.

>>303894

He's such a pathetic little loser, whoever you are props for pissing him off. You gotta love how proud he is of "stealing" unfaithful gutter trash, its his only real achievement in life.

>>303895

Her vids on pornhub, go get your nut mate.

>>303898

>You gotta love how proud he is of "stealing"

He's only ever been in two "real life" relationships. Both were girls who were on the rebound and both dumped him shortly after meeting him irl.

>>303898

I can't find it man. I've searched Mrnoob, Mr noob, charmvere, todesfurcht, slurpwis, and her real name. I tried brit bong and britbong. What am I missing?

>>303899

We should be thankful, the mess of DNA that makes him what he is probably wont be spreading any time soon. Hopefully he doesn't rape anybody.

>>303900

https://www.pornhub.com/users/celestiavega

A brain mostly, if you'd rather watch this than an actual pornstar. At least your not a incel tranny fucker like Dominic though so its all good.

>>303902

When are you finally going to realize that no one cares and fuck off?

>>303901

That's not who I'm looking for. You're mixing up the girls.

>>303902

We're still waiting for that 30'th suicide Dominic, stop holding out on us you pathetic lying manlet.

https://soundcloud.com/emptyking-1/invasion-of-the-short-legged-midgets

>>303904

I feel so much sympathy for the people who's lives hes been part of.

bonglets changed his channel name to

"IQ of 155"

lel

>>303894

I splooged in her vag kopy… And you are incapable of doing anything about it after you ran her fof of the internet.

Kopy got cucked.

>>303913

I am going to poz your mom's neghole Britbong

>>303915

Maybe if we keep pushing he'll kill himself tonight. He's been a lot more active today than normal, the holiday must be really pummeling him.

>>303913

>I splooged in her vag kopy…

proof?

GIVE ME SLURPWIS' NUDES I HAVEN'T MASTURBATED IN THREE DAYS BECAUSE I CAN ONLY JACK IT TO HER AND SHE WASN'T STREAMING BECAUSE OF THE HOLIDAYS AND NOW SHE NUKED HER CHANNEL SO THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO GET MY NUT PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU

>>303918

She was underaged in the pictures Britbong had of her. He literally has CP on his computer.

>>303921

proof?

>>303922

Why do you think you deserve proof of the horrible shit YOU DID, your a stupid stupid animal. Now how about you get off this thread and go cry on twitter for peoples amusement, like an ape masturbating in a cage.

>>303915

,Mad kopy?

>>303918

this

>>303926

Ya know Dominic long before we even crossed paths, people were telling you to kill yourself, that they were gonna fuck your mom, etc. It's only AFTER I started going after you and AFTER you met Boyd that you started assuming that everyone saying mean things about you is either me or Boyd anonymously samefagging. Kinda like how you've been samefagging across 30+ threads on this board.

>>303926