/cow/ - Lolcows

>>293050

I've met a Nazifur once.

Despite being a turbotard, he didn't seem remotely right-wing. It was more of an identity thing than a political thing.

Furries are fucking weird.

1488 holohoax didn't happen but it will. gas all kikes race war now. Greetings from /pol/and.

>>293063

I love it when I don't even have to leave cow to find one

>The last thread ran out of interest because nobody cares but let's make a new one with a freechnigger meme image

>>293075

That totally works. It always does. Because everything I do always succeeds is exactly the way I imagine it.

t. narcissist

>>293074

Biggest lolcow? Common Filth. If the existence of homosexuality is enough to get someone chimping while same person does 5-10 hours of (((research))) on the subject each week, it tells me that he's not right in the head.

Biggest douche? Molymeme hands down. Guy strikes me a massive con artist and I'm sick of seeing "not an argument" as a response.

Hitler would gas all of them for being untermenschen.

>>293074

Varg, Loomer, and Common Filth are the biggest, just because they're the easiest to fuck with and get a response. Varg gets really mad when you don't buy into his neanderthal blonde autism theories, Loomer is creepy and gets followed by drama, and Common Filth will go on a rant just by the mention of homosexuality.

>>293048

>it was all a joke bro legal defense

I see the self defense strategy wasn't going to hold up in court.

>>293056

Nazifurs used to just be people who couldn't get an erection unless they were looking at wolves in Wermacht uniforms. Actual Third Position types who openly wish they could fuck fox women is a relatively new phenomenon. When I checked on Eeriefag's /fur/ thread I'd usually see one or two threads on that board about how furries are witch hunting their porn sites for anybody who voted for PLUMPF apparently afraid that the Furred Reich will be born from people with gay dragon avatars who retweet Spencer.

>>293074

Forney's the biggest cow in the classic sense. I can share his trademark walking backwards clips to normies and share a laugh. He's the lowest iq (well, him or Anglin) and worst groomed on the list as well.

But personally, my money's on Enoch. The severity of the Jimpact and the extent of his raging hypocrisy is something we really can't forget. Not to mention he's a NEET-looking fat slob too. Wouldn't be surprised if he ends up being the next Hal Turner.

Dante had potential but he wisely went into hiding. Once we get CF's dox, he'll really come into his own as a cow.

Hitler would probably spare Moly, send Anglin and Gavin to the front lines, and spend all day with Varg sperging about esoteric bullshit.

>>293074

Forney by a long way. Anyone got the stuff about him fucking that old woman?

>>293132

Did Hyde ever do anything bovine other than thing with an ex-girlfriend years before he had a real audience? I remember there were shitposters all over /tv/ making it look like he was on the warpath with Tim Heidecker, but I never saw any proof.

>>293132

Was only a matter of time, Twitter wants to be a echo chamber of ironic internet maoists, snarky libs with blue checkmarks and tween girls gossiping.

>>293159

If Twitter wanted to make sure that Gab was never going to go away, this is how they'd do that.

They're already having problems with investors due to 15% of accounts being reported as bots. If they start banning real people left and right for wrong think, they'd have to get new numbers somewhere and Twitter has already saturated the market somewhat.

Therefore, the proportion of bots would either increase/Twitter starts losing members. Neither result is going to be good for their long-term prognosis so if you had stock in Twitter now, fucking sell that shit.

>>293074

>what would hitler think of these guys?

Probably not much. None of them are National Socialists and there are quite a few jews on that list and practically all of them are civ nat cucks. Stop assuming that "muh left" and "muh right" are monolithic groups. You are playing right into the left right dichotomy.

Here's some alt kike cringe for you.

>>293163

>gab.ai

www.myjewishlearning.com/article/gabbai/

>>293099

Furfags are in every political stance but the Nazifurs are probably the funniest for the fact they would be killed under an actual NatSoc government.

I don't think any of them have actually read anything Goebbels or Hitler talked about and just like the idea of having absolute power over a nation and gassing anybody they don't like which wouldn't happen anyway as the Nazis didn't do that :^)

>>293132

Sam Hyde's account has been gone for weeks, it was MDE's account that got shoah'd.

>>293074

>Autism bonus round: what would hitler think of these guys?

He would give no credence to them, Hitler had no time for random people.

>>293177

If the left is everything that you try to claim it is then they wouldn't have any problem with you spreading their gay porn anyway, right? /pol/ saving gay port on the other hand…

>>293153

After the show got cancelled, Sam phoned in to Tim Heidecker's office hours podcast and started complaing. Tim proved to be a passive aggressive asshole, but all Sam did is say "boo hoo you fucked me." It's pretty interesting to see them out of character

>>293180

There is some great julay coming from "the right" wing right now, it's just that "the left" can't appreciate it because they approach it from the wrong angle. The cognitive dissonance from the trumptards who are personally racist but verge on worshipping a civic nationalist is great and is an almost endless source of julay, the alt righters that lust after Asian women, denigrate white women and defend people like roosh whilst claiming to be "white nationalists" is hilarious and the kekistan shit is top tier cringe that even "muh lefties" can appreciate. There are lots of lulz to be had from the nu-right but the left doesn't know how to really trigger them, if anything they just validate them with their weak troll attempts. You have to focus on their cognitive dissonance without bringing your politics into it if you really want to piss these people off.

>>293180

>a NatSoc government wouldn't kill furries so long as they weren't the degenerate kind.

>implying there's even such a thing as non-degenerate furries

There is something inherently wrong with furries, fucking hell. Almost no society in history other than our currently absolutely fucked ones would accept such people.

>>293184

Sam knows a lot better with what actually happened behind the scenes than we do, he could be completely right about Tim fucking him over or he could pulling a 2070 on him.

>>293207

The image does get one thing wrong, Maus wasn't the only one not to denounce the show, The Soft Moon didn't either.

>>293177

fun fact: /tv/ will delete this even when it's censored.

>>293207

Tim has never made me laugh and I still don't get why he's so popularish.

>>293210

>Tim has never made me laugh and I still don't get why he's so popularish.

Because of his fuckbuddy.

>>293185

I don't think you understand what lolcows are, anon.

There is plenty of hypocrisy on the right, yes, but they're more the sane types of hypocrites. Like your roommate who always gives you shit for eating the last burrito when he does it all the time.

The left let's be more accurate: commies and ess-jay-dubyas however are nuts and unhinged. Hypocrisy is the least of their problems, they're full of people who cut their fucking cocks off.

>>293212

I always thought that Andy Kaufman was the starter of this fuckfest, even if his shows never got pitched.

>>293159

>Twitter wants to be a echo chamber of ironic internet maoists, snarky libs with blue checkmarks and tween girls gossiping.

have you ever actually visited twitter you stupid nigger

>>293047

Regarding the OP pic

>/pol/tards obsessed with racial purity and good genes

>99% of them are manlets, socially awkward, friendless losers Hitler would have gassed

>>293074

I only know:

>mike enoch

>common filth

>KoP

>Mike cernovich

>evalion

>Laura loomer

>Gavin McInnis

>Stefan molyneux

>varg

CF is probably near the top of the cow list, while Laura Loomer, Eva, and Varg come next. The later are pretty fucking insane, and that's saying a lot when they're struggling against Stefan and his one dollar.

I don't know enough about Hitler to say for sure, but I'd guess that Hitler would ignore their petty existence.

>>293253

Common Filith crawled out of the same edgy post-libertarian morass that was TRS before he lost his mind and became a obnoxious, less creative version of nobodytm.

Much of his anti-tranny/anti-homo shit is directly traceable to MPC (which is funny given how MPC shits on that guy; but then again MPC shits on anything that isn't MPC thanks to goon-powered contrarian elitism) and the first sightings of the guy is him posting c o n t e n t from /pol/ and MPC on Faceberg.

So, given his origins and where he got his ideas, would you class him as anywhere else?

>>293264

I would class him as a schizo fag, just like Smiley.

>>293267

He's more of a troll than actually nuts.

>>293268

Then he is a good one.

>>293274

> I have never seen anything that confirms it 100%

Thats the because Common Filth has all the tells of a typical goon persona. Also virtually everything with that handle on has been virtually given up on. Compare that to online career of Matt Forney. Don't screech, think ! He was brought up ITT and you have nobody to blame but yourself if your angus hurts from basic digging preperation. Common Filth was spotted first on face book, got infamous quickly, got onto some obscure shows and the trust of some old guard and then he is gone everything just like that. Forney on the other hand has a online footprint that reaches decade back. One of the blogposts mentioned there is actually a repost which was part of real writing gig.

There are more tells of a genuine participant of the oldguard altright. Long presence has to do for now.

>Maybe because all the defoo/DMCA sperging/failure of UPB etc is ancient and unfunny shit?

Not so fast. That's another problem with this thread; You people dismiss the old stuff way to quickly and miss out on a lot of fun and still ongoing dynamics. Molyneux hangs way low thanks to one of these. All you have to do is research.

>>293272

>if you're going to be a dork who pretends he's a cartoon, you could pretend to be a cool robot

At last I see. CF is a diehard mechfag who secretly wishes himself to be the little robot, and projects this desperate need for escapism onto everyone who posts smug anime girls at him. I bet he locks the door, pulls the shades, and twirls around in cardboard Gundam cospay singing "Let It Go".

Why is this nerd reviewing the story mode of some niche weeb fighting game as if it's Medea?

>>293281

>I bet he locks the door, pulls the shades, and twirls around in cardboard Gundam cospay singing "Let It Go".

Guy probably beats off when Domon gets in the bodysuit

>>293291

I can already see the hilarity unfold:

>CF is a hardcore powerlevel autist which a Anime room full of imports

>Even shit /a/ only knows from mail group rumors

>His favorite Character is Belldandy

>Visit Sad Panda

>Joy Division appears

>Along with gay as fuck Yaoi doujinshi with Gundam Characters.

>>293292

There's probably a video of him 7 years ago doing the Caramelldansen dance.

>>293153

That's one faggot who likes to post the same gay porn over and over, of course he's full of shit.

>>293239

But how do u know

>>293335

HE

WILL

NUT

INSIDE

US!

>>293341

Holy shit Varg fans are even more laughably retarded than their leader. Fucking snowniggers.

>>293345

No more video games for you today

>>293342

But that's like a handful of people tho

>>293355

Looks like you have to spend a whole week videogameless, good luck.

>>293341

Rolling for 8s

>>293341

Rollin'

>>293341

I like his music but holy shit is he a turbosperg.

>>293341

rollin vargs

>>293384

HAHAHA, great post! Well memed, my friend!

>>293389

That's what happens when you become a Nordo-Gaelic god of welfare

>>293352

I don't play video games or watch anime or half the shit on that list because I am not a retarded manchild. By the way, brainlet, Varg still dick arroubd play make belief board games and larping in the woods?

>>293408

>half the shit on that list because I am not a retarded manchild

You fucking nigger, if you do anything in that list, chances are you are already considered a retarded manchild by virtue of doing it by a considerable amount of people you don't fucking care about. Hell, people will even consider you so for doing things that aren't listed there, like exposing yourself in books, in television, in movies, in music, in exercise, in work or by simply being a boring, bland piece of shit, It's what this board is made for: Finding shit in something, even if it's encrusted in gold and diamonds, picking it up, presenting it here and saying "Haha, look guys, I found shit in that thing, it's so shitty through and through!" We had a thread right here once that collected all the cocktents from various retarded fans of all sorts of works and if you saw it, it will settle into your mind that the attitude most here have adopted is like the motto of CWCki, "No shit is too minor".

In this case, we only allow this thread here in this board because we simply have just enough awareness that even people in the side that most of us lean to, like Varg or CF, can be retarded. So I suggest that you drop this more-normalfaggot-than-thou attitude because it only looks like the only thing that protects you from being a lolcow yourself is that aren't a namefag.

>>293048

>He is also now claiming everything he ever said was an act for his shock jock personality on his channel.

No he hasn't, you can actually listen to how his trial has gone on theightstuff.biz

He hasn't denied anything, and his case is in the process of being thrown out

>>293080

>Biggest douche? Molymeme

You haven't heard Mike Cernovich then, or payed much attention to him

>>293432

Note to self: Get in trouble with the law in Charlottesville, hire the attorney that looks like he's an extra for Revolutionary War reenactments?

>>293432

>>293450

2 of his 3 charges have been dropped and the antifa faggots were caught lying in their testimony or something, so he'll probably get off.

All he's up for now is I think using mace or teargas which is pretty minor.

He still does the podcast from prison on the phone with some other guy.

>>293048

>He is also now claiming everything he ever said was an act for his shock jock personality on his channel.

>>293432

> He hasn't denied anything

Not who you're arguing with but that is what he said in his crying video. Kind of weird to deny this, it was seen by millions of people (though the video seems to keep getting shoah'd).

Starts at 4:50ish

> We are down here to be peaceful and law-abiding. On the Radical Agenda, it is an entertainment program and we talk about things for the entertainment of the audience. We talk about violence, physically removing Democrats and Communists … IT'S A FUCKING GAG PEOPLE, ALRIGHT? I mean I'm very upset about the things going on, but it's an entertainment program.

I actually believe he shouldn't be found guilty but I wish Enoch & Co. would stop trying to give a lolcow a level of credibility he never had by denying reality.

>>293074

>>293080

>>293100

>>293249

You guys are way too hard on CF. Yes, there is his unhealthy obsession with queers, trannies, et al., but he's an intriguing mixture of smart, funny, creative and the Westboro Baptist Church. In a way, he's a visionary artist not unlike Henry Darger: a talented, isolated social outsider driven by and in the grip of a profound personal obsession. In CF's case, the muse is homophobia. I think the way others who don't share those personal beliefs respond positively to CF's "work" and ideas is testimony to the resonant purity and power of CF's obsession. It also helps that his voice is warm and endearing. I could listen to him read the phone and be hooked.

The REAL cow you guys aren't talking about is Sinead Fucking McCarthy.

>>293466

CF is a closeted spic manlet.

Sinead is just following her husband, who is as insane as she is. Imagine being so insane that the entire neo-nazi community disavows you.

>>293462

Cantwell is getting off with a slap on the wrist because his accusers were mentally ill and couldn't even keep their story straight. They dropped both of his felony charges and the last one is on shaky ground. My guess, and from asking some lawyer friends, is he will plea down to a misdemeanor.

>>293484

CF seems more like an asshurt authoritarian lefty than right-wing.

He reminds me of the Stalinists.

>>293483

>>293484

Just watch this.

How the fuck can anyone stand this bitch?

>>293504

How did I forget about Beardson? Dude is a huge sperg and Matt Forney of all people almost brought him to tears.

He was supposed to debate Forney and instead decided to screech about being an epic troll while Forney and the moderator just laughed at him. He got more and more upset until the moderator called the whole thing off.

>>293506

>You're not here to fact check. You're here to moderate

What a tool! If he got stumped by fucking Matt Forney, he should just give up any pretenses to being a commentator. I couldn't keep up with that horseshit, so that little comment instantly turned me away.

>>293506

>>293596

Joke's on you, he was just pretending to be retarded.

>leftypol makes another low-UID thread

more news at 6

>>293615

>taking laughing at autists personally

The reason there's a right-wing thread and no lefty one is because there are far fewer right-wing lolcows, so much so you can condense them all in a single thread.

For every cringey Nazifur or Kekistani there are 500 full-blown commie spergs. You should take this entire thread as a complement instead of getting butthurt about it.

>>293466

>he's an intriguing mixture of smart, funny, creative

At least try to pretend to be be someone else when you talk about yourself, you massive shitskin homo. Embarrassing.

http://www.newsweek.com/2017/12/01/neo-nazi-furries-trump-latest-alt-right-supporters-718113.html

What happened to the Matt Forney defender? How does it feel knowing your hero is the irl version of this?

>>293676

i am fine. Matt ain't my hero. At the end of the day, he is yet another Manoshphere blogger I read sometimes. The problem with you going after Forney is I see is you wasting our time, because Forney isn't spastic enough to be of any interest for us.

>>293682

Forney is in that sort of Twilight Zone where he's too abnormal to function in the real world (just read that one essay to some roastie with borderline he wrote, no seriously: https://archive.fo/2q628) but he's not enough of a sperg to just waltz into anything that mentions him so that he can start a huge shitshow.

>>293688

Foiled by wordfilter! Curses!

>>293688

>Which is hilarious because he tries sooo hard to present himself as an alpha pussyslayer

Like he doesn't and never did?

https://archive.is/bA7oN

Just be honest with us a post "I hate Matt Forney, because he fucked flips. whereas I never got sex" This would save everyone a lot of time pumping up his brand "most hated man on the interwebs.

>>293693

No, I hate him because of how he looks and physically presents himself.

>>293688

What the fuck is that stance in that first pic? I don't want this guy anywhere near my "movement". He pissed himself in public for christ sake.

>>293718

That is even more pathetic.

>>293693

I dislike him because of that cringy screed about his drunken hookups with some crazy hipster slut. I can't imagine a properly centered adult male writing that. It seems like a late-teen girl going through a shitty relationship piece by piece like we're somehow invested in his terrible dating decisions. Nobody cares, dude.

Right wingers can't be lolcows. BRIANNA WU IS JUST that much FUNNIER than TRUMP!

>>293074

hard tie between cf and tire girl

He looks like a more pathetic Louis C.K.

>>293688

>>293458

Same charge that Chris had against him. The funny bit was him crying on camera.

>>293901

And they’re both full of autistic rage.

>>293791

>>293794

>He is a hypocrite, cuz my defective brain sez so

>He is not perfect RRRRREEEEEEEEE!

>Buddy, I don't like his face

All 3 of these reasons are as bydlo as you can get. Do you guys also start bar brawls for no reason as well.

>>293825

More like boring person. Cantwell's antics are more entertaining than the 3 faggots feeling hurt by some bald dude from New York State. Even Molymene's temporary followers yield more funny results than fucking Forney who tends to ignore his detractors or recycle their behavior in his cocks.

>>293825

>2017

>saying 'x much?'

I believe you've gotten lost on your way to the door of 1997.

>>293929

Does Forney pay you more for anal?

>>293932

1933 much?

>>293462

>We are down here to be peaceful and law-abiding. On the Radical Agenda, it is an entertainment program and we talk about things for the entertainment of the audience. We talk about violence, physically removing Democrats and Communists … IT'S A FUCKING GAG PEOPLE, ALRIGHT? I mean I'm very upset about the things going on, but it's an entertainment program.

I have listened to his podcast, it's really obvious that he is joking about throwing people out of helicopters. It's that worn out lolbertarian meme.

The only talk about violence that has been serious is the talk about how to use guns for self-defence. Here he is consistent is saying that you can't get in a petty fight if you're armed. You don't want something that could justify some showing and punch thrown escalating to someone getting shot.

This is so dishonest that I have to wonder if you're jewish or a communist

>>293955

Nice picture for ants, but it doesn't make Cantwell as reckless as you are. Can we go back to the video of him sitting in the kitchen in underpants while crying about his meth addiction?

>>293957

Meth is the proper aryan drug. Unlike weed which is for degenerates. Just ask autphag.

>>293958

>Meth

>not opium

>>293961

Sure, but you're going to need better pictures than that.

>>293964

So we are trad-Housewife phase? This means the altright is dead soon. Trust me on that.

>>293965

In connection to firearms, yes. Next time, come back with the truth. Its usually much funnier than some panicked spasms.

>>293969

I'm guessing English is your second language, or you're functionally retarded. Pick one and let me know.

>>293964

She cheated on her husband with a woman.

>>293757

Have a bump, Matt.

>>293794

>Vox Day

wew

That guy is another of these almost-but-not-quite cases. On one hand he has sucess with some of his projects and is obviously not stupid, on the other hand he's a giant fucking narcissist who has meltdowns every other month and built himself a personal army of lickspittles who like getting insulted as midwits and doing work for him for free.

Disagree with him on the internet too hard?

Be prepared to have a 1500-word-three-paragraph blogpost written about you pointing out what a MIDWIT GAMMA LOSER you are, who isn't even fit to anklebite the greatness that is Vox Day. Also, you gonna get banned.

His most recent hissyfit about Gab.ai was entertaining as hell.

tl;dr

>Vox gets meme'd on Gab

>proceeds to enter narc rage and orders Andrew Torba, the CEO, to hand over the IPs to unmask the posters and bring a VERY SERIOUS LOLSUIT for defamation against the guys

>morphs into your average SRS poster complete with "Freeze Peach doesn't mean freedom from consequences bigot"

>gets mad when people point out his hyprocritical, monetized support for free speech

>gets even madder when people point out he argued for accusing people of pedophilia because it puts people on the defensive

>quitely drops the thing and assures people that yes, he's totally going to sue Gab and people who "defamed" him in the future

>>294000

>talk more smack

You're the one typing a bunch of words. I'm just gonna keep posting pics and vids that speak for themselves.

>>294092

Wew. I've been called a lot of things on here, but never a saudi shill. Bump. Don't make me break out the JIMPACT folder.

>>294165

JIMPACTED

That shit will never stop being funny to me.

>>294165

He literally marches with people waving nazi flags and then complains that people think he’s a bit of a nazi. That victim complex is astounding

>>294165

I get the feeling he doesn’t laid very often. https://alt-right-news.blogspot.com/2017/01/matt-forney-why-feminists-want-men-to.html

>>294165

Actually, your Jimpact folder would actually be more on topic than any unworldly attempts at presenting some Blogger you don't like as coward.Thank for taking the snide at your source personally.

>>294183

>not a coward

>>294170

>marches with

*waddles backwards

https://youtu.be/Tm9vVqF8BkI?t=1m26s

>>294220

>Forney

>Business partners

kek. The only sponsor of his podcast is a defunct hat company.

http://glorioushat.com/

Holy shit. In this one he gives weightlifting advice (lol) and literally says

>Image does matter

Now that's the level of irony we've come to expect of our cows!

>If your body is out of shape, you're not gonna have confidence.

Oh we can see that, Matt.

>Losing weight helped me gain that confidence

Jesus, he used to be even fatter?!

>>294308

He's a Jew

>>294339

Unless he converted he's not. It would be funny though.

>>294300

Please tell me they made Fedoras and nothing more

>>294300

I see. You can't do research. If you did, you would have figured out the livestream from Philly didn't take place on anything that

>>294471

The meme ran its course and the business as such was slashed. Again; no research.

>>294301

The fact that he has that stub should point out that he was interesting enough. Of course this doesn't make him a lolcow.His obsessive spastics against the manosphere might make him into one. So far nobody has attempted to fuck with him. Another case of no research.

Any idea why your covert Matt Forney thread sucks ass?

>he created a page on his website to capture all of that sweet Fatt+Morney Google traffic. Brilliant.

Meanwhile Bing auto-corrects to 'fast money.'

Poor Matt can't even properly make a I'M TOTALLY NOT BUTTHURT meme of himself.

>>294494

Nice autistic delusions. I am no the guy acting like that over a blogger I hardly read who doesn't do anything funny.

I don't know what to think about this. On the one hand he is 100% correct about cuckime. On the other it is common filth.

>>294497

Except he's repeatedly embarrassed himself in funny ways. This is a pretty solid thread. I was gonna post some stuff about Styx and Enoch, but YOU turned this into a Forney thread with your autistic defense of this incompetent flabby sociopath.

Let's be honest. Matt doesn't have any fans this dedicated to him. You're him, aren't you?

>>294520

Fatt himself admitted he posted here to try to smear his enemies. This is his work:

>>187599

>>294523

>Back when trannies weren't a big fucking problem on society

I don't even follow these threads or watched that video, but: They were always a problem. The previous iterations of the board speak volumes to this, and I doubt their shenanigans didn't go on throughout the history of the world.

>>294527

There was a time when they were just a niche identity movement and sometimes fetish community, occasionally poked fun at in some cases or, in more charitable observations, viewed as bizarre but ultimately not a bad thing.

See, back when everyone acknowledged it was something weird and was tolerant of it, society flowed just fine. But now they're trying to assert themselves as the new normal and demanding we rework our societies and traditions to suit them.

>>294501

I fucking wish I was that guy, I tell you what

>>294520

>Except he's repeatedly embarrassed himself in funny ways.

Nope. He doesn't draw ego from having a proftiable writing career online. I already told you that your legwork sucks and you piss away time. There are much more interesting people. Too bad they slashed their online persona 5 years ago. You are LATE , LATE and motherfucking LATE. Stop poking the former Manosphere for spastics.

>I was gonna post some stuff about Styx and Enoch, but YOU turned this into a Forney thread with your autistic defense of this incompetent flabby sociopath.

Mer pointing out how of little interest Forney is doesn't turn it into a Forney thread. No matter how much three losers in a /cow/ thread screech.

>defense

The guy can defend himself well enough. You are just wasting your time with a guy who isn't even a lolcow. Lack of research is still a top issue with your shit thread. If you have done ssome, you would have dropped Forney in favor of other Manosphere drama.

>>294523

Commonfilth is another keg, because he presents protestant theology to his autistic audience. Of interest, not exactly a cow.

>>294534

THIS! Work out the patterns and you have a quality thread for /pol/. Not thid place, but for /pol/.

>>293957

did someone archive that?

>>294551

There is a mirror somewhere unless is his detractors where asleep at the time.

>>294553

I've yet to find a mirror of it.

>>294550

> PLEASE STOP WRITING ABOUT MATT FORNEY, HE'S CRYING IN THE /COW/ THREAD AND HIS PARENTS ARE WORRIED

>>294558

More autistic delusions. Stop sperging and start researching.

>>294557

There has to be a cantwell archive. I know that Molynex has stuffed everythintg he has ever done into torrents.

>>294560

The videos were up for all of 3 days. He got such bad feedback on them he dropped the entire week long plan he had for them.

So I am trying the one month Netflix trial to see if I like it. I told my mom and she asked if she could

>Netflix and chill

I wish people would stop teaching her things or at least make sure she understands what they actually mean.

>>294565

This isn't the Friday thread.

While having a good time "correcting the grammar of a pretty waitress" (solid game, btw) Davis gets redpilled on frog memes.

Who's the fat christcuck who constantly blow smoke up Forney's ass? Has Aurini on his podcast some times.

Complete fucking autist for comics. The Betchler or something like that.

>>294571

Bechtloff

Live stream if you feel like trolling:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SJz6JuIN9k

>>294569

If I was a more naive person I'd assume Aurini was just a long-running Kaufmanesque character.

>>294572

Why would you even troll someone that pathetic?

>>294562

It will die in a week or consists only of you 3 contributing shit that isn't funny or new.

>>294570

Do you happen to have a GNU social account?

>>294561

Well, It was predictable that something like this would happen. A video of Cantwell in underpants whining about his Meth problems and how horrible his life is doesn't have anything in common with the other cocks. A shame none of his detractors has downloaded that video.

>>294605

At this point I think you need a thread. If you could post your social media and selfie with Fatt Morney waifu pillow that would really help us out. Thanks.

>>294641

Come on why do you whiteknight for Forney so much? What's the psychology behind it? Are you really a fan? I find that kind of unfathomable, but I guess only Forney could cultivate an online army (of one) this bad at trolling.

So someone sent something mean to Matt on gab causing him to upload a 10 min. rant about how he's not fanny flustered at all. And that anime Nazis and bullies are the real nerds.

It is about as convincing as his Fatt Morney website stunt.

>>294646

>Following is an episode of Matt Forney Afterhours…this episode was aired on March 31st 2017.

And closed. This is neither recent nor autistic. Typical of Forney howerver. He likes to recycle haters into cocks if he think he can make something engaging out of the encounter.

>Come on why do you whiteknight for Forney so much?

Why do I think Forney is utterly irrelevant for a /cow/ thread about right wing autism given that twitter is such full of right wing spastics? First he doesn't do anything funny. My reply above contains a tip how you could get something relevant from him. the off chance Matt's not reading this thread.I suspect he does.

>What's the psychology behind it?

https://static1.squarespace.com/static/53a79084e4b01786c921de45/t/53a86478e4b009ec07711b38/1403544696336/On+the+Psychology+of+Boredom+(Fenichel,+1951).pdf

>I find that kind of unfathomable, but I guess only Forney could cultivate an online army (of one) this bad at trolling

But your reply was pathetic.

<I don't have any cocks Forney that isn't is fucking show.,

<pls dox yourself so I can actually have something.

Fuck off!

>>294651

There ARE funnier right-wing cows than Forny, like the self-described Milosexual who eats bugs. (Vid related)

But those cows don't have a whiteknight who always takes the bait.

Not buying "I just don't think Matt or Davis are funny" either. There is a whole catalogue of other threads here for your entertainment if you think that.

Also, Davis is funny with his faggy attempts at eing a badass. And Matt is funny when he defensively spergs out about anime Nazis from /pol/ bullying him for sleeping with ladyboys

https://mattforney.com/matt-forney-show-episode-133/

>>294651

>First he doesn't do anything funny.

At this point I'm more interested in you and your crusade to defend his honor on the internet every time something even vaguely critical is posted.

>>294651

There is a woman who has said several times that every time she thought about having sex with him she became nauseous. She said this when they were still dating. And we know this because Matt Forney himself passed on this information, without comment or awareness of what this actually meant.

Like I said, though, this is win/win for us. You can fuck off in which case this thread will be about right-wing cows, or you can stay here in which case this thread, like the last 50 posts, will be entirely about Matt Forney.

>>294657

That guy's voice at the beginning HAS to be Daryle Lamont Jenkins. That idiot has less of a life than Matt Forney.

>>294652

>>294558

What should be filtered to this?

>>294565

>>294566

I laughed.

>>294667

Sounds like she was having serious mental health problems and Forney was creeping on her more than that he's repulsive in and of himself. I imagine there's more behind it than he knows even if he spergs about it in public.

Funny video of Forney backing away from antifa but he has no real choice. He's not going to win a fight with them in any way shape or form. He's out numbered and he doesn't have the experience of training to handle even 1 combatant.

Secondly he's going to get royally fucked by the law if he touches any of them where they would get away with murdering his ass if they were brown enough. Fucking with anti-fa is fucking with a secret government branch, they exist as a way for the government (or at least the people the government answer to) to be able to bully and assault people they want gone but have no publicly acceptable way to get rid of them. The groups too big to Waco them and too spread out to make it viable to even try. Much easier to just send a bunch of paid agitators and then a couple of crazies who will naturally turn up any way and then turn a blind eye to any crimes committed.

He's a fat fucking retard but telling him to fight antifa when he has no support and no one to cover his ass from their lies in court is just insane.

>>294685

suggestions:

>//gab.ai

>mattforney.com

>/user/realmattforney

With these in place, people would be at least forced to do research on Forney's other gigs. Its not that I give so much of shit about Forney, that I want to defend him. Quiet the contrary. I just know enough details of Forney's life and the caliber of detractors ITT, that I know that any further involvement with him here is going to be a total snore fest. Not to mention the heavy use reddit spaces in these people's posts

This filter is at least an attempt to do something to improve that.

>>294661

This would be Ann Sterzinger, a mentally ill Alcoholic loser whose life is a permanent dumpster fire.

>>294667

This doesn't help your case at all. You can make ups as much shit as you want, but you won't convince a guy who can't help but getting sprinkled by the human GenXer incarnation of porky pig every time he turns on his favorite white noise.

>He calls this a business:

>https://archive.fo/i9vQV

It never was, because nobody wants his wisdom. There is a more legit way to shit on Forney for having that thing on his website. Come on, champ! Throw a mineral fizzy tablet into your Coke and drink that shit for you couldn't work them up inside yourself.

>>294691

>This would be Ann Sterzinger, a mentally ill Alcoholic loser whose life is a permanent dumpster fire

More details, please.

>>294685

>Flip Ladyboy Bait

>>294691

>you won't convince a guy who can't help but getting sprinkled by the human GenXer incarnation of porky pig every time he turns on his favorite white noise.

wut? Are you saying Forney gives you golden showers?

>There is a more legit way to shit on Forney

Like what? Provide us with better cocks if you don't like what's been presented here.

>>294719

No doubt a lowlife bottom feeder if she was willing to drunkenly pity fuck Matt.

>>294720

>No doubt a lowlife bottom feeder if she was willing to drunkenly pity fuck Matt.

It's pretty dumb, but not juicy enough. I'm going to need more than just this. If she's got a dumpster fire of a life, certainly there's more than just lame pity sex.

>>294685

"research"

I'm serious, trust me.

>>294814

Quit cock teasing and post what you got.

>>294856

He thinks that he could get away with the lack of that if I get caught it next time I want shit on him for that.

>>294872

>Speaking in ciphers

Are you Q Anon?

>>295023

Oh, and he's a major weaboo.

https://forums.spacebattles.com/members/pwrserge.286368/

>>295023

>6 months in the Mureens

Did he get discharged or did the Mureens decide a walking, talking egg wasn't fit for military service?

>>293048

I like the bowlcut guy a lot because he demands the death penalty for himself and PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD everyone like he truly stands his ground to the end. Doesn't backtrack or beg for mercy that won't even come like these cowards do in the fact of ZOG.

>>295037

What the fuck did I just type that got filtered.

>>295031

Don't know as of now, but it's obvious he's inflated his record and didn't go on any deployments or make it into the NCO corps.

>>295024

The fact that he is writing fanfiction is even worse than the fact that he is into basic bitch animu.

>>295087

He frequents thetruthaboutguns.com and breitbart.

>>295088

By that you mean he has a Disquis account. Good on you. He seems interesting, but where is the autism. If it turns out to be a lullaby like the Porky Pig: Google raped my bank account, you should take a look at the lolcow introduction thread.

>>295089

He freaks out over anything and threatens to kill people over the internet on a daily basis, not to mention his "get in the helicopter" tagline. I think he has lulzy potential. We'll just have to see.

>>295090

Anger issues fits the bill for K-type spastics. Stop the endless debate and drill into those fan fictions.

>>295091

Well, he ran away for today. Still, he'll be around. He claims he somehow ended up as an E2 after switching to active muhreens. This is obviously bullshit. I don't know of anyone that went from reserve to active and was demoted all the way to bottom bitch.

>>293341

Fuck Varg Vikernes and fuck this stupid image.

…Rolling.

>>293341

Fine

>>293099

>apparently afraid that the Furred Reich will be born from people with gay dragon avatars who retweet Spencer.

I think if that actually happened it would be fucking hilarious.

>>300202

Sure CF. Come back when you can refute Popery and the Eastern Churches' claim to legitimacy without packing your shit and going home.

>>300202

I'm sorry your biological dad was just some bum that banged your mom but that doesn't mean I should have to suffer for it.

I don't get why faggots are bothering with CF, he quit doing his podcasts like 5 months ago and hasn't posted on twatter in like 3 months.

>>300409

The memory of his autism has been ingrained into our own autism now. He's with us forever.

>>300202

Go back to >>>/zoo/ CF.

Anyone have any information on the obsessively autistic 4/pol/ poster known as Moarpheus? If you hang around 4/pol/'s e-celeb threads he'll invariably show up and can usually be provoked into saying some amusingly retarded bullshit.

>the abbreviation for blown the fuck out is word filtered

interesting

>>300549

> Most the nonsense about CF was disinformation

And this is how I know that you either never watched his videos or you are a fanboy of CuckoldFilth.

>>300745

>You know you're proving him right, right?

How would I? I watched CF and never went to TRS.

>>300606

>>300763

>>I rarely see people actually address any of their intellectual positions and instead resort to endless strawman and ad hominem.

>Quak CUCK Quak CUCK xDD!

you sure told me kiddo

>>300202

Hey CF you fucking faggot.

>>300799

>>Quak CUCK Quak CUCK xDD!

>imitating Maddox this hard

See this post: >>300984

If you read even just the previous posts here, you would have known how much of an idiot he already is, and you wouldn't say that his points aren't been addressed yet. It's either you didn't do that, which means you're fucking retarded, or you are new here, because we had a thread or two on him already. He's clearly nothing more but a closet faggot, especially when he revealled that he's been researching around 8 to 10 hours on "researching" for material to put on his Tumblristas video.

>>300745

>he seems like the type of sperg that would go apeshit if people fucked with him irl

You mean he's the type of guy who'd roll over to your house and stab you in self defense 23 times for fucking with him irl?

>>300549

What arguments does CF even have? His entire schtick boils down to "this is gross and I don't like it, therefore it's bad." His "evidence" is essentially pizzagate-tier, with no real analysis or effort made to prove causation. The moment anyone calls his shit out, it just turns into whining and screeching about the character of his attackers.

Hitler would of rounded up most of the alt-right for faggotry, and they would of had a nice shower huddled next to the Jews.

I don't use reddit, can't fucking stand it, but Mike Thernovich did an AMA and got roasted. Fuck if I can figure out that website, but he seems to have ignored most questions he was asked about, and in one case took someone mocking him as a legitimate question.

>>303005

Here's his video where he claims that a script for writing wasn't needed by superior neolithic men, who had such gigantic brains that they could remember everything perfectly. Civilization only developed writing because they were becoming stupid and couldn't remember things anymore.

This is really so fucking dumb that it beggars belief.

>>303415

How did Sam react when his 1# fan died?

>>303127

>them's writings ams makes humans dumb

>sits in a car, while recording a vlog that he's about to upload on the internet

>>302903

Case in point: >>303049

There are no arguments, only attacks.

>>303703

Yeah, Varg even made video related to publicly announce that he doesn't want uninvited visitors. Some autists are so turboautistic they even came from Straya.

I guess this thread is still relevant?

>>267735

Speaking of right wing sjws when is Jim going to upload his new video.

FOUR FUCKING DAYS JIM FOUR FUCKING DAYS YOU PISSBABBY

>>304467

God dammit I need to remember which proxies I use on which threads.

>>303706

He's probably expecting them to stab him to death since that's what he did when he turned up at a guy's house uninvited

>>304608

Euronymous was planning to torture Varg to death, and film it. The police agree. He was also a communist degenerate who deserved it. Stop spreading disinformation.

>>304625

Varge internet defense force in full operation as usual.

>>293961

Death is just one allah ackbar away. After having fun and turning tricks for the sheer thill of it, this bucktoothed alt-kike is ready to produce as many as 6 inferior children while whoring around in the ?shadows. Who the hell would marry this thing? Her smile is basically saying "I will use you for money and status while getting my kicks at the same time."

>>304625

Varg is a scumbag but this is probably true.

Don't forgwt eurononynoua egged on Death to kill himself and took pictures of his friends Dead body and fucking made necklaces from his skull.

>>304627

Its just how it is. That doesn't make anon part of a defense force.

>>305028

>took themselves seriously

Do you live in a ditch?

>>305045

>"They were using critical values to achieve attention from their audience for humor and reflection, personally and socially."

>Oh, wait. That sounds like some really obvious sophistry

>"MDE doesn't take itself seriously!"

>>305050

What else?

>>305051

Could you please explain to me which comedies are "correct" and which ones are "incorrect"?

You clearly have mature and intelligent opinions and you are not developmentally stunted with delusions of intelligence.

>>305055

Tim and Eric isn't really about making fun of public access advertisements, it just draws heavily on them for the aesthetic.

Generally speaking, Awesome Show didn't really try to make a serious point, but if they did have a target it was corporations that try to sell you things you don't need, that's why Cinco keeps showing up over and over again with their shitty products that make your life worse if you buy them. They also made fun of "social network marketers [at least the early 2000s equivalent], or college "creative" types, or professional business speakers" because those are really easy targets. MDE is far from unique for mocking those figures.

You also claim that you, "get the feeling people who don't like MDE have a problem with Sam's politics and look for things to hate in their skits." I couldn't disagree more, it's the exact opposite. The vast majority of the MDE fanbase seems to share Sam's fringe politics.

I honestly have to ask if you've actually watched Awesome Show? Have you watched much comedy other than MDE? Because MDE does not cover unique subjects. You can find something as entry-level as SNL making fun of all those things.

>>305062

>T&E was fighting the system, maaaan. Also they didn't take anything seriously man

Not even close to what I said. I said that they weren't targeting public access shows like you seem to think, and that their main targets for mockery were corporations. But unlike you I didn't think that making fun of powerful/influential people and entities is anything special because everyone makes fun of them.

>How is that "the exact opposite"?

OK, so you say that you feel like if you don't like MDE (p) then you have a problem with Sam politics (q). If p then q.

I said that if you do like MDE (~p) then you agree with Sam's politics (~q). If ~p then ~q. It's called the inverse. See how that works?

>Lel, that snark is why people hate you types so much.

What, people who don't think that World Peace was groundbreaking? I wasn't saying it to be snarky, the fact that you think that MDE is special because they, "go after people with a little more relevancy and sway" like "social network marketers, or college 'creative' types, or professional business speakers" shows that you haven't been paying attention to any sort of satire in the last 20 or 30 years. I don't even know what show you're talking about where Tim Heidecker plays a cop or something.

>I do think that touch on some things that aren't commonly talked about

Do you honestly think that Mark Zuckerberg isn't commonly talked about? Do you think that incompetent teachers aren't commonly talked about? I will admit that pick up artists aren't commonly talked about, but that's because just about everything had already been said 5 years ago.

>>305071

>lel, I don't even care. Look at me guys! I only said stupid shit as a lark! I only suck Sam Hyde's dick i r o n i c a l l y

Epic troll, my man ;)

>>305073

Yep, if you just keep on saying that I'm getting emotional then you'll definitely look like you don't care. That's why you keep on talking about "hate." Not that you are angry or anything, but that other people are angry and hate the people you don't agree with. Not you, you're cool as a cucumber and only suck Sam Hyde's cucumber i r o n i c a l l y

>>305139

After watching 'Until the Light Takes Us' I am convinced that Euronymous murdered Dead (Per Ohlin).

>>294713

>Implying there's no regional dialects in the US

What country are you from, honey?

>>305309

>spics are running defense for Fatt Forney

I guess it makes sense considering he's an anti-white tranny-blowing MRA tard.

>>305317

Nobody cares, go back to /trannypol/

>#Retard detected

>replying to yourself

What is this autism? Where are you people coming from?

>>305322

Everyone that disagrees with me is the same person

That's you

>>305322

Haha wow guy are you that paranoid? You sound like one of those reddi/pol/yps. Believe it or not the world doesn't revolve around you.

There is no global conspiracy of aylmaos that are trying to spend every waking moment accross the hundreds of lightyears of space to make you look stupid.

You do that well enough on your own.

>>305328

Haha rekt

>>305325

Truth

>>305327

Oh oh better pretend to be someone else so you can save face!?@!?!?!?!

lol this is totally reddipol

>>293961

>former SJW

>Now tradlife Christian

These people who lunge from one extreme ideology to the next are the real cows.

You see their threads on leftypol all thh time.

>I used to be a hardcore nazi. now im a raging communist.

Next week they will be a fucking scientologist or whatever else they can latch on to to fill the void in their lives.

>>305354

What void do they need to fill?

>>305359

Sense of purpose/identity is a thing, you know

>>305354

They're called women mate. They just jump on whatever they can get attention from.

>>305355

>all of that gagging

jesus christ he's terrible at giving blowjobs

>>305355

>I posted it again lol

>>305075

You are a gay

>>305139

Ah yes, the ancient norse art of shotokan karate.

>>293932

the 90s were the golden age of the internet you underage shit. web 2.0 was a mistake

this thread is probably gay but Nick Fuente's dox are up.

>>>/baphomet/125744

Why are people on the right such control freaks? Not even lefties are as much of fun police than them.

>>311100

<muh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun

>>311296

>Your fun offends me ban it

>>311733

How much soy do you consume and how many cocks can you fit in your ass?

>>311733

Can you post nudes?

>>311305

t. Feminist

>>311733

Shortt?

>>311733

When do you imagine you'll lose your virginity and stop being such a rageaholic

>>293341

Just subbed to Varg a few days ago. I'm unironically enjoying most of his cocks. I wonder how accurate his views on paganism and the Vikings are, however.

tl;dr rolling.

>>312889

>cocks

fucking autocorrect. Meant cocks

>>312890

That's the wordfilter newfag.

>>312909

ah. That's so xD

>>312916

I dislike your con­tent.

>>312889

I bet you enjoy his cocks fag lel

>>312917

Sorry. I'll take on your thoughts and improve next time.

>>312945

I'd advice you don't bet on this. I bet you enjoy his cocks right back fag man!

>>314047

You said it first enjoyer of cocks.

>>293074

Probably Molyneux. He hasn't recently done anything very cow-worthy, but looking back through his history it's easy to find some pretty incredible moments. His rant against frozen that was as long as the movie itself was hilarious, and his "one dollar" thing is always great. I think he might have realized he has to keep his narcissism more on the down-low now.

>>314875

Yeah he's wised up, but he's still cow material deep down.

>Posted as a teenage girl

>DO YOU SUPPORT HAVING ME SHOT??

>SO YOU KNOW BETTER THAN ME! IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?!

>Ran his brother's business into the ground and made him hate him

He is the supreme moral being.

>>314875

If you say Molyneux, you have to say Tru Shibes.

https://www.youtube.com/user/TruShibes/videos

>>315538

Molyneux has such a long history of sperging and fucking up, it is a miracle that he hasn't been discovered him on the last incarnations of this place. Freedom Feens has some shows about him and his cult.

>>315644

In this part of the Truth about…™ series, a grown man is sperging about Frozen how mythological stories are bad for one hour.

>>315538

>DO YOU SUPPORT HAVING ME SHOT??

As much as the line is kind of funny itself, I think the context he's saying it in is the spergiest part. It's not just him making a libertarian argument and using that line (where it kind of makes sense) it's him saying that you have the right to cut everyone out of your life who believes in any form of government because they basically support your murder. He's been really adamant that he wasn't actually saying people "should" defoo all statists (just that they'd be justified if they did), after realizing how batshit what he said was, but he really seems to be implying it.

Personally my favorite rant of his was the one where he shames his audience for listening without paying, saying that their grandchildren will never respect them because when the world realizes his genius they'll just be seen as lazy leeches.

>>315805

>That autism

We've got a winner, boys.

>>316742

Told ya! But noooo~, faggots wanted to go after Boring Snooze Potatohead from New York State. I'll reveal myself again when either another sperg from the old Manosphere days reappears again or some Twitter Catholic gets an aneurism, because someone showed him a picture of Vladimir Putin making the sign of the cross or something.

>>316472

>Complains about Torba being dickhead (again)

<Still posts on Gab

This guy looks interesting too. Keep lurking. Right wing autism is out there.

>>317235