/cow/ - Lolcows (Three Years on 8chan!)

>>286300

Take some female hormones, stop showering, start doing drugs, try and get a tulpa, and put a camera in your room and have it on 24/7 for a livestream, saying everything that comes to mind.

>Be me

>Have undiagnosed mental illness

>No friends

>Go online to discuss hobby

>Lifetime of social isolation, delusions, and obsessive love of hobby leads people to noticing you

>Get humiliated for years before taking advice of people mocking you to go see psyche

>Get put on mood stabilizers and anti-psychotic

>Realize the absolute state of your life

>Commit to anonymity and accept that a lifetime on medication 8s a good trade off for something near a normal life

>Browse /cow/ out of morbid curiosity

>Shitpost on /cow/ for fun

Why does this exact same thread keep getting made every couple months?

>>286332

because

>>286338

autism

>>286340

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

just b urself

>>286304

you want me to become a successful youtuber?

Shove a Medallion you made out of Crayolasword Magic Model clay up your ass. Works every time.

>>286332

some autist really wants to be a lolcow but is too stupid to know how.

>>286689

no u

>>286300

To become a lolcow you have to be yourself.

>>289369

That's not entirely true, some lolcows try to imitate other lolcows

Tfw complete lolcow material

I have everything from shitting myself till I was 12 and being forced to clean it by hand to biting logan paul to mental illness and drug troll.

I know I am broken, retarded, a terrible human being but after years upon years of witnessing the comings and goings of autism I have straightened up the best I can. I just want to help people these days.

If you are interested in being a lolcow justburself m8

>>289515

Biting logan paul. That youtuber guy? …Huh. Are you one of the paul kids that the family keeps chained up in the attic?

>>289479

That's true, josh has been trying really hard to become chris for years now.

>>289517

Nope. I was just autistic in middle school.

>>289519

There was a specific room for tards that were to far gone. They stayed in this one room area of the school. They were the type of tards that drooled and shit themselves. Do you think that you were in that room?

>>289519

Thinking about you tards suddenly makes me feel better. Thanks for that! You just cheered me up!

>>289521

Man. Thats what I live for. This post has been the best part of my day.

>>289520

Yeah. Growing up I was constantly put in and pulled out of rooms like those. Shit sucked. My dad always called me an idiot savant. I don't really know anymore. I am just a fucking depressed idiot.

>>289522

You tards weren't pulled out. Sometimes they'd parade you around the school.. or I guess I should say walk. You guys and your tard wranglers had to inconvenience everyone by leaving the tard room. I asked my friend why they kept the too far gone tards at school. He said it was because they made every kid at school feel better. It all made sense. Maybe that's god's purpose for tards.

>>289522

>>289523

>>289523

I meant I was put in the tard classes but they always took me back out and put me in normal ones. Not in the "Let's go for a walk with wheelchair bound tit squeezer Timmy." sense.

>>289525

I didn't know that the too far tards were able to evolve. Incredible.

>>289526

My wife says I have retard strength. At least I have that going for me.

>>289527

I hate autists. You are the worst breeds of tards.

>>289528

Thats great man. Feel that emotion! You are a human being for sure! And don't worry. I am not going to procreate.

>>289529

There's not much emotion left. I never knew any autists.. until I went on the net and they killed me and now I'm dead inside.

>>289530

Oh there is something inside you and I am sure you can find it if you just search for it.

>>289531

Nope. There's no dick inside me.

>>289533

I'm empty.

>>289534

>>289533

No matter how many times you tell yourself that you still are here on lolcow for a reason. Be it a reason to laugh or just to be a dick. Either or there is a spark inside you and I hope it finds you happiness.

Here maybe this will help.

I used to eat what ever people put on my tray during lunch as a kid. I once ate an already chewed up cheese stick way back. Thing tasted awful but eh I was desperate for attention I guess. Oh or maybe there was the time I would bring a little radio to our apartment's community pool and would play romantic Tom Jones songs and just dance to it when ever I left the water. Now that was autistic.

>>289536

You can try and play off that you knew about the cheese stick but I know the truth. You had a tard awakening but it was too late. You were already eating that cheese stick. Heck! You probably chewed up the cheese stick yourself and said that someone else pre chewed it for you.

>>289541

Nope. I ate several things other people had already chewed up because I was a dumb attention seeking kid.

>>289542

I don't believe that you were attention seeking. I think that you were a fucked up retard with sociopaths fucking with you for shit and giggles.

some autism is happening in this thread

>>291183

you seem to know a lot about this