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bdeb7a No.284245

Exchange was between him and some ledditor.

http://archive.is/HRewM

reddit.com/u/Apollodown

Leddit thread discussing this

http://archive.is/s9Khv

Gigantic faggot

bdeb7a No.284246

File: 77cbce7441e11e8⋯.png (63.37 KB, 936x700, 234:175, d845987f7982fa150ad340906c….png)

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File: 9949717c2e3c9c1⋯.png (3.1 KB, 877x74, 877:74, 17a728e1a1757fa550c68f8a30….png)

Exchange between him and some redditor


bdeb7a No.284247

File: 1a2486c71614cb3⋯.png (20.91 KB, 1082x252, 541:126, ClipboardImage.png)

And there's also some lolcows in the thread itself. A majority of them either shit on him or politely disagree but there's some amusing losers to be found


204bbc No.284253

Skyrim really does attract retards.


984a9d No.284262

Listen, I appreciate that a lot of you 4chan guys feel empowered to join the rest of us in civil society now that papa bear Trump is telling you it's okay. But let me send you a message: This is a blip. A temporary intifada. I know it feels good to have your worst instincts validated but don't be fooled. Use this opportunity now that you are out of your parents' basement to meet a few people that aren't like you. You are afraid. We are not.


bdeb7a No.284263

>>284262

God that was great. I saw the clip.


984a9d No.284264

I saw a trailer for this shit in a theater and had a giggle at the lesbian having a nervous breakdown over Trump getting elected. As far as I can tell they are dead serious about that shit. t's like a specific visible form of autism.

Still don't know if it was as funny as the SVU episode.


bdeb7a No.284497

Its as funny, but SVU created far greater memes


22d7f7 No.284504

File: 09beef2e25f8ab6⋯.png (12.43 KB, 255x242, 255:242, 09beef2e25f8ab6d9bbe433a13….png)

<REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TWO-SCOOPS DRUMPF WON SO I DELETE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS EREREREREREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It's a difficult choice between feeling smug over someone being this stupid and getting hit right in the feels over this being the absolute state of the world. People are so broken they do this and worse because they didn't get their way in the election, while being the same people that would mock and screech at anyone that had even the remotest criticism of obongo.


c69933 No.284508

Just a small something to add to the thread: the mods aren't even particularly good to begin with, and at least one of them straights up breaks Skyrim even more than it already is.


acfe25 No.284514

File: 626757bcbe1d3c7⋯.png (2.88 KB, 400x400, 1:1, showing concern and such.png)

>>284245

>>284246

>this retard thinks he's making some huge statement for social justice

It's a fucking video game mod. Get over yourself.


e68650 No.284516

What really makes me laugh is the overly formal, serious, erudite tone of the way this was written. He clearly takes himself and modding in general with the utmost gravity. I'm positive this dude was a kid who thought having a 3.9 GPA in high school because he bothered to do his homework made him a big deal.


acfe25 No.284520

File: 4a32b20e6c05d4a⋯.png (586.1 KB, 504x4247, 504:4247, apollodown.png)

Full rant in one image if anyone cares. Personally I hate it when people chop things into multiple images when the size limit isn't even close to being exceeded.


a29e8b No.284521

>>284245

What a sore faggot


81b68f No.284526

>>284262

>>284263

What's the source of this pasta? I see it pop up everywhere now. Thanks in advance


acfe25 No.284529

File: 0697ec5a71e06d4⋯.webm (3.77 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 4chan Guys.webm)

>>284526

American Horror Story.

sage for offtopic


81b68f No.284531

>>284529

Appreciated friendo. Not familiar with American pulp series anymore thankfully tho. Is it worth watching? More hilarious gems like this? sorry for derail but that apollo faggot isn't that entertaining anyway


acfe25 No.284533

>>284531

I haven't watched it myself since it looked so dumb judging by the few clips circulating on image boards right now.


281bb4 No.284536

File: 9cd3184d683e610⋯.mp4 (11.66 MB, 854x480, 427:240, 9cd3184d683e610a62e2de4dbd….mp4)

>>284533

>>284531

It's amazing satire until you realize they are dead serious and then it just gets funnier. Don't bother watching it, it is pure trash. Just enjoy the clips.


281bb4 No.284537

File: ce076a472028eac⋯.mp4 (6.59 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ce076a472028eacfdfa30d5bdf….mp4)


e68650 No.284539

File: 7ef171dea4c9d89⋯.jpg (66.36 KB, 700x933, 700:933, butthurt_stand.jpg)

>>284529

>You are afraid, we are not

>Which is why our entire show is dedicated, pure, unabashed agitprop about you.

>Look at how not mad us bullied, marginalized types with our sensibilities validated by all forms of entertainment are.


c69933 No.284543

>>284539

Yeah that clip is not convincing at all…

If the writers wanted to convey how they're still standing strong in the face of their imagined adversities then they fucked up badly.


b10d1d No.284544

File: ef120a037283027⋯.jpg (65.31 KB, 628x635, 628:635, glenn.jpg)

>when i saw the number of people who actually voted for him, i vomited

I can never tell if these people really emotionally punish themselves to the point where they're literally shaking and vomiting, or if they just say it for internet asspats.

I also wonder why they say it publicly. Aren't you trying to "bash the fash" and "make nazis afraid again"? How can you do that when you're wiping store-bought lasagne and half-digested valium from your third chin?

>>284536

>>284537

>the trump voters have greasy purple hair, stare people down in public for disagreeing with them, and rub cheetos on their face

How can you have so little self-awareness?


6b1db5 No.284548

File: 16a369875013c41⋯.webm (5.88 MB, 854x480, 427:240, 16a369875013c41351d77eff6….webm)

>I won't believe it until I hear Rachael Maddow say it.

Look into the twitters for the guys writing it. This is not satire, they actually believe this shit.

Is AHS a lolcow? Could /tv/ julay them enough for a nationally televised temper tantrum?


b10d1d No.284549

File: b68ea1fa96c49e5⋯.webm (573.7 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, nige.webm)

>>284548

>go to hell huffington post!

>fuck you nate silver!

This salt is almost as good as the real stuff.


a581d8 No.284558

>>284529

>>284536

>>284537

>>284548

Isn't this show supposed to be about ghosts?


204bbc No.284562

File: f80622a0930aa19⋯.gif (1.9 MB, 316x213, 316:213, 1338488087716.gif)

>>284529

>>284536

>>284537

This is simultaneously the best & worst thing I have ever seen and I don't know how to feel about it.


2a046b No.284568

>>284529

>we are not afraid which is why we burned millions of dollars making this shitty show to counter a bunch of chan retards living off neetbux

Are they this delusional?

>>284537

You know we could actually say this is ableism, get these fags burned by sjws

>>284536

>bitching about cnn not giving a trigger warning for trump

Is this satire? like are they making fun of sjws with this shit? or cuckchan?

Do these niggers even realize that with shit like trigger warnings they are basically killing any chance 95% of the audience will even consider watching this?

>>284548

>Is AHS a lolcow? Could /tv/ julay them enough for a nationally televised temper tantrum?

If they actually believe this shit then yes, should be easy af too considering nobody in this shitfest realized even for a second how ridiculous this was going to be and tried to stop it


e68650 No.284573

File: fa70ebcf40aef92⋯.jpg (60.29 KB, 717x522, 239:174, getyouryankeeassoffmyprope….jpg)

The absolute meltdown with no end in sight almost a year after the damn election is beautiful cringe on a scale I've never seen. Even during the Bush years when it was no less uncommon to lambaste and denigrate anything right of the exact center with propaganda """satire""" and """poking fun""" the people writing the top down brainwashing had the cognizance to at least invent strawman allusions to their targets. They invented stereotypical caricatures of conservatives and Republicans to shit on normally without referencing anybody directly by name unless it was an edgelord, proudly lowbrow show.

Now they are stating in the most profane and naked terms to any segment of the population disagreeing with their cultural circle on civic matters: "We hate you. Drop dead. We don't give a fuck if you are approximately half of what could be our bread and butter. We would rather lose money, go out of business, or beg to be saved by like-minded elites with cash against the will of the marketplace than break the narrative line and be chastised by great informal party whip that is social media. You and the candidates you pick are our enemy and we will use our resources to destroy you."

It's not working and it's not helping them but even doubting to figure out why causes a cognitive blue screen effect, so there will soon come a day when it all hits rock bottom and mainstream newspapers will print "Fuck Trump and this Nazi Country" as a headline and blockbuster movies, even superhero popcorn flicks, will break the 4th wall just to call out the right-wing. Their cathedral is crumbling and they literally can't. They can't into. They have lost the ability toucan.


01bea9 No.284576

File: 2ce4435c8ce1aa5⋯.png (87.59 KB, 596x347, 596:347, Vivec's angst.png)

>>284245

Is this the same tard who made those shitty overhaul mods (like the civil war and alchemy overhauls) with countless dirty edits that fucked up one's game even more and then blanked out his mod pages until "Hillary won" and replaced all the cocks with hashtags like…

#ImWithHer

#TransLivesMatter

#BlackLivesMatter

#LGBTQIAP2OLivesMatter

…among others without so much as a reason or explanation other than "If you know what's good for you, you'll do the right thing!"?


01bea9 No.284577

Also, he had a shitty HomeStarRunner avatar right?


9fc948 No.284581

>>284262

>>284529

>I swear we aren't afraid of you!!! That's why we jump at every shadow, and try to publicly crucify everyone to the right of Obama to be a literal member of the German's National Socialist Worker's Party~!

My fucking sides. Someone tell Judge Chink the Japanese are mobilizing, that'll send the fear of God into his yellow little soul.


c46f34 No.284604

>>284536

>If I get pregnant now, how will I get an abortion?

>What's wrong with CNN forn not giving us a trigger warning.

>>284548

>I won't believe anything until [Richard] Maddow says it. [He]'s the only one I trust.

I have a hard time believing this isn't satire.


6b2508 No.284606

>>284558

Indeed, identity politics is a spook.


2a046b No.284612

>>284573

>so there will soon come a day when it all hits rock bottom and mainstream newspapers will print "Fuck Trump and this Nazi Country" as a headline and blockbuster movies, even superhero popcorn flicks, will break the 4th wall just to call out the right-wing.

I don't think it will reach that level because by that time there will already be a collapse and a huge chunk the left cucks will go to the center thus ending this shit

Of course what will follow will be a policy of appeasement as an order coming from the very top to stop bleeding money but given that even at this point they are still giving free momentum to the alt-right with bullshit "commentary" like this that appeasement might not be enough and things will continue to go right even further

I don't think the point of no-return has been reached yet but they are getting really fucking close

>>284576

Ironically this is the closest the left has to an actual competent developer since all other leftcuck devs are just fucking retards with daddy's money who outsource everything


6b2508 No.284614

>>284612

No, they are going to completely disavow this shit for thirty years. They will congratulate themselves on how radically centrist they are before going full shoah on the goyim's economy driving yhrm into serfdom on rental property. They will rebrand it as nostalgia in the late 2040s and sell it hard to the youth as a way to rebel against the stiffling conditions those damn radical centrist authoritarians laid down. Lather, rinse, repeat, ad naseum.

Welcome to a civilization infested with parasites and slowly dying.


2a046b No.284617

>>284614

Nah, its dying way faster, I don't recall where I heard alt-right support among whites is like almost 20% now and growing

NASDP support in 1928? 18%, less than a decade it was over 90%

Shit is about to get real…….for real


5d50f0 No.284619

File: 769a420a98f77fa⋯.jpg (91.46 KB, 555x475, 111:95, 1452851668471.jpg)

>>284604

>>284536

>>284548

This shit has to be parody. It's just too fucking stupid yet at the same time too hilarious to be taken seriously.


e816e6 No.284629

This guy is a full-blown narcissist, full stop. When he didn't get what he wanted, he was outraged to the point of physically breaking down and couldn't function properly. He's so fucking entitled that when he realized he couldn't control every single person who played one of his shitty mods it made him irate.

Now he wants someone to come up in public and prostate themselves for his entertainment. Just completely and utterly humiliate themselves in front of an audience of strangers for, what? Some shitty Skyrim mods?

Any human being who would ask someone to shame themselves for their amusement isn't just evil and NPD as fuck, they're also a moron.

Unless they're a BDSM dom, in which case everything is consensual.


5d50f0 No.284632

File: f2068fd14a6256e⋯.webm (7.13 MB, 640x360, 16:9, phil fish enhanced editio….webm)

>>284629

>some hack who wanted to be recognized by games now wants someone to come up in public and prostate themselves for his entertainment.

Sounds awfully familiar.


e816e6 No.284654

>>284632

Phil Fish only comes out of obscurity to announce that he's cancelled games.


6b2508 No.284663

>>284617

I was talk about progressivism. They realized they pushed progressive shit too much so all the usual suspects will become centrists, completely highjack the disallusioned, and grind nations to paste for years to come.


697b20 No.284706

>>284663

I love how quickly the MSM did an about face on the ANTIFA terrorists. They've fallen into every pit trap they themselves have dug ever since the Great November Meltdown. Best part is, they obviously didn't have anything even remotely resembling a contingency plan in place and have no idea how to proceed. Hubris is a hell of a drug.


4f4ad0 No.284713

>>284247

>America

>hellhole of a country

I can guarantee it's because people aren't convinced he's a woman by his dress and don't verbally reinforce his delusions. What a shit generation. Hopefully the young ones will be better.


4f4ad0 No.284714

>>284245

Skyrim is garbage.

I'm not reading this shit, what's so great about this faggots' mods?


6b2508 No.284723

>>284714

I think he is the guy that made the realistic horse pussy mod that is always at the top of the highest ranking chart on the steam workshop.


69ab4a No.284732

>>284714

>what's so great about this faggots' mods?

They restored cut cocks, or "overhauled" the game's shitty mechanics. They're buggy messes, even by Bethesda Modding standards, but I guess Skyrim players are desperate for their game to not suck.

Bottom line: they were popular, and taking them away would help him defeat Pmurt


2a046b No.284740

>>284706

Haven't been following the antifags for a while, what did I miss?


697b20 No.284741

>>284740

Just their usual behavior. I'm guessing the news agencies didn't do their homework as per usual and thought, "These guys are against Nazis. They must be on our side!" Then they witnessed ANTIFA tactics for themselves…


aa9222 No.284795

File: 3b4b5c987994bec⋯.jpg (70.22 KB, 720x540, 4:3, Loser 27.jpg)

>>284246

>See you on the battlefield

This LARPer must think his noodle arms will give him extra agility in the imaginary battles he'll have in the future.


dbdf74 No.284804

File: ce19d02269d3a2b⋯.jpg (108.03 KB, 814x692, 407:346, IMG_0649.JPG)

>>284537

>>284529

>>284536

How does this make trump voters look bad? All they are doing is creating a new stereotype that liberals are afraid of clowns.


542b45 No.285719

File: 2dd3704eb1b3763⋯.jpg (52.87 KB, 588x330, 98:55, John Romero.jpg)

File: ccee088898818e4⋯.png (353.51 KB, 608x771, 608:771, The Big Bleszinski, twitte….png)

File: 3072e8792085d0a⋯.jpg (25.91 KB, 484x361, 484:361, tumblr gaming.jpg)

File: f6f3f157109b504⋯.png (510.23 KB, 1347x876, 449:292, Overwatch confirmed for lg….png)

>>284245

More like gaming in general


a8e31e No.285769

>>285719

Now i'm glad his game failed.


e816e6 No.285796

>>285719

>Ciffy B's new game

The one that did so badly he's basically in the middle of a contained mental-breakdown?


1e6388 No.285839

>>285719

Things I say while "videogaming" whatever that means

-nigger

-nigger

-nigger

-lol

-nigger

Things I don't say:

-penis

-i should post about youtubers on tumblr that's really cool


42968b No.285842

File: e9d105db66e33ff⋯.webm (804.83 KB, 360x360, 1:1, Waaahahahahaha.webm)

>>284548

>my 4 year old asked me "is it bad, did he win?"

>woman REEEEEEEEEEEEing

>immediately blaming Jill Stein voters

>Look into the twitters for the guys writing it. This is not satire, they actually believe this shit.

I will, because you have got to be a naughty, cheeky liar telling us what we want to hear!

>>284536

>painting the girl as a weak, unprotected sex-having, self-harming, naive college drop-out

If this is accidental satire then I'm going to have an actual stroke. I can barely laugh, I feel like I will explode if I do.

Yet for all my disbelief, I'm posting in a thread about a gay retard who deleted his gay Skyrim mod because it might give boners to gay Nazis. This is the fucking best. I love life!

>>284576

>replaced all the cocks with hashtags like…

>#ImWithHer

Webm related


d18128 No.285851

>>285719

>gender neutral bathrooms

that's nice cliffy but your game is mediocre


739f23 No.285925

File: b3df00cfe92f4ab⋯.jpg (10.72 KB, 232x293, 232:293, supreme champion.jpg)

>>284508

The civil war overhaul mod was 9/10 as far as mods go. But he's still a retard for doing this, because people can just pirate his mods (a thing made even more possible by Beth's larger attempt at paid mods) anyway. Here it is:

http://www.mediafire.com/file/czs9030n8rrk6au/Civil+War+Overhaul+v4.03.7z

http://www.mediafire.com/file/4cmd07sm4dca6sb/Dragon+Combat+Overhaul-32597-FINAL-3.7z

http://www.mediafire.com/file/szsbkxr5s71k3yz/Civil+War+Overhaul-37216-4-03.7z

http://archive.is/una8U

It's petty what he did, more than anything else. Even his stated goal of removing his work from the web doesn't happen, because that's not how the Internet or mods work.


739f23 No.285926

>>284604

>>284619

The "rachel maddow" comment is 100% real, I got a similar thing out of my mom who wanted to hear MSNBC call the election first.


739f23 No.285927

>>284614

"antifa" is now classified as a terrorist group by the DHS and Nancy Pelosi (House Minority Leader, D-San Francisco) was shouted down by mexicans at a Q&A. The Democrats are already distancing themselves from all of this shit because the Nose creatures won't tolerate any association with terrorists who if left uncontrolled will damage their properties and not pay taxes. Likewise Dems are more afraid of losing suburban voters then they are losing bitchy leftists - this is how Clinton won over Sanders in the first place. BLM went down the same route after the Dallas shooting, with the DNC going so far to lock them out of their convention and pepperspraying them outside (those videos are gold btw).

and it all works to Trump's favor, all the fervor over "russia hacking" will allow him to force Congress into greenlighting him more powers to stop a supposed external threat. Lefties get crushed (like Macron is doing in France) and Israel wins again.


78eb60 No.285939

>>284558

Well, the hackers on steroids have been a boogeyman for long enough.


22d7f7 No.285951

File: 13fa97920adb897⋯.gif (96.8 KB, 498x594, 83:99, wojak 3D rotation.gif)

>>285719

>even John Romero fell this far

Tell me the rest of old-iD hasn't gone 150% retard.

>>285925

Wait, this faggot made that civil war overhaul? The one that broke lore entirely and made the "Nords First" "Skyrim for the Nords" Stormcloak army multicultural because he wanted it that way?


42968b No.285964

File: a5602fae956296b⋯.jpg (52.15 KB, 580x580, 1:1, 92e756e04b230c9dab3e1bcf10….jpg)

>>285951

>broke lore entirely and made the "Nords First" "Skyrim for the Nords" Stormcloak army multicultural because he wanted it that way?

Hahahahaaaa


da3f2b No.286017

File: 9c87128d258e89f⋯.webm (3.98 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Gabe Newell invented Swit….webm)

>>285951

>old-iD hasn't gone 150% retard.

His games? You can now enjoy them on the Switch. They're going to port the SNES version


739f23 No.286031

>>285951

>Wait, this faggot made that civil war overhaul? The one that broke lore entirely and made the "Nords First" "Skyrim for the Nords" Stormcloak army multicultural because he wanted it that way?

No, the game came like that stock because jewthesda. He refused to change it because he liked it that way.


dc52d9 No.286074

>>286031

>No, the game came like that

I'm pretty sure the Stormcloaks are at least 90%, if not 100%, Nord in the base game.


da7b21 No.286081

>>286074

OTOH, the Stormcloaks wouldn't refuse membership to a Khajiit or an Argonian, so it's still not an exclusively Nord organization. Then again, this is a game where the Thieves Guild quests are indistinguishable from the Fighter's Guild quests in Oblivion so that should tell you something about how canon and actual gameplay actual sync up with each other.


b42592 No.286194

>>286081

>the Stormcloaks wouldn't refuse membership to a Khajiit or an Argonian

So? They say Skyrim belongs to htme and that it should be under Nord rulership. That doesn't mean that they want to throw out every non-nord, at least not openly.




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