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YOU
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AUTISM

File: 504e014e903b56b⋯.png (1.53 MB, 1334x750, 667:375, IMG_3964.PNG)

2eecc4 No.279633

Chris is already starting to crack from the pressure. He's responded to the trolls angrily for the first time in years. His autism is slow draining him.

The setup is perfect. Sweetheart. Check. Angry. Check.

We need a villain that will get in Chris' way and attempt to steal his sweet heart. We need another Cash.

It can be done with work

Punished chris will once again see the light

749e81 No.279638

Chris is his own best villain. You don't need a Clyde.


0c435c No.279640

>>279633

>Wanting a repeat of a saga

>Not wanting to take this in an unexpected direction


decd0d No.279642

>>279633

>Still can't understand the ultimate Chris troll is Chris

foxdickspergs will never change


2eecc4 No.279653

I'm a punished Chris purists, but I believe they're right.

We cannot repeat sagas. It's not possible. Striped polo Chris is dead and gone. We may be able to troll him again as the doopie saga approaches but we cannot rely on Punished Chris-era tactics to do so.


2eecc4 No.279659

I honestly think we can get Chris to shave his head. Say you're from a publishing company and want to give him a book or game deal for sonichu, but need a professional atmosphere. Short hair chris was superior anyways.


90d5a0 No.279668

What was wrong with the thread we already had? Also

>saga

Kill yourself


7c4974 No.279674

People like you are the reason why Chris became a tomgirl and became boring for a few years.


1f8619 No.279683

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>279653

> Striped polo Chris is dead and gone


5abd28 No.279688

Reminder that CWC never gets a tenth as mad at trollsonas as he does real personalities who tell him "No.". He'll ruin everything with his tentative acquaintanceship with Doopie on his own in a manner more spectacular than any troll ploy.


a42f2f No.279701

This really can't be said enough, but leaving Chris to fuck things up by himself is much more interesting than making up some bullshit to try to push him to do whatever specific shit you want him to do.


e486b6 No.279702

>>279683

SonichuASMR


370c55 No.279708

>>279674

This. Just let Chris be Chris and watch the dumpster fire.


a59f67 No.279714

>>279633

Doopie has admitted to following Chris from the start and knows about all of his fuckery. She decided to be nice to him because if she's a dick she'll look bad because planet dolan is kind of for kids, so she can't just call him a retard and tell him to fuck off. In Chris' mind that means she's potential sweet heart material. I imagine he's raging because his advances got shot down and he blames the trolls.

I think it will play out pretty nice. Just sit and wait for doopycameforcwc.jpg.


0c435c No.279723

>>279714

I thought she was drawing porn?


0d66ca No.279727

>>279714

>Just sit and wait for doopycameforcwc.jpg

Nigga do you honestly, actually, truly think that Chris came up with the idea for shecameforcwc.jpg without any influence from trolls? What part of "everything lulzy Chris has ever done was caused by trolls" don't you understand? IT. WAS. ALL. DONE. BY. TROLLS.

Otherwise this thread is gay and unnecessary since there's two other fucking Chris threads right now that are below the post limit.


c3520c No.279734

File: 5e9d9592ccc9661⋯.png (54.32 KB, 617x481, 617:481, dopie-shatters-heart.png)

File: 4fc2a850036bd99⋯.png (55.14 KB, 633x455, 633:455, dopie-shatters-heart2.png)

But what does Dopie really mean by these tweets?


c3520c No.279735

>>279734

>Dopie

Sorry, "Doopie".


0d66ca No.279738

File: 60f36f509749716⋯.png (96 KB, 1118x577, 1118:577, 901da0fae8de46934715c8f015….png)


0d66ca No.279739

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0d66ca No.279740

File: 5279d52b0fdf306⋯.png (51.69 KB, 1125x392, 1125:392, be751c674ce85ecf98f989dfc0….png)

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0d66ca No.279742

File: cee52a10c562915⋯.png (52.74 KB, 632x444, 158:111, upload_2017-8-5_19-3-22.png)


0d66ca No.279743

TL;DR Doopie started an account on the faggot farms and is leaking emails and other info.


5b643a No.279745

>>279743

Lol , Chris got dooped


533793 No.279746

>>279742

what happens when you tell her the same thing but with "Christine" instead of "Christian"? Maybe try it right under that tweet.


533793 No.279747

File: ba65f4911067b12⋯.png (2.79 KB, 404x399, 404:399, ba65f4911067b120d62763deb8….png)

>>279746

>have a retard moment

>call cwc a "her"

brb sudokuing myself


9c018b No.279751

>>279727

>Nigga do you honestly, actually, truly think that Chris came up with the idea for shecameforcwc.jpg without any influence from trolls?

Only in as much as he posted it to replace the pictures that we already on his ED article.


5e7576 No.279752

>>279743

Then maybe she's willing to cooperate with trolls to create a new villain

#MakeCWCvilleGreatAgain


13e8b1 No.279762

>>279659

Chris thinks it being long is a big part of what makes him a transwoman. On the other hand if you offered him a lot of money and he was particularly feeling the pinch that day he might do it.

Tbh Chris should let people pay him to do funny stuff like that. Like if you pay him $50 he'll record himself standing up on a table at Burger King and belly dancing while eating a Whopper.


4b41bf No.279763

>>279734

to be fair doopie is kind of coming off as a cunt here, maybe it'd be smart to try and become friends with your customer base. Say goodbye to those commissions and paytreon bumps, stupid stuck up dope.


9c018b No.279764

>>279763

>to be fair doopie is kind of coming off as a cunt here, maybe it'd be smart to try and become friends with your customer base

You're an idiot


4b41bf No.279765

>>279764

you disagree that she's being a cunt or that she would be smart to befriend CWC for guaranteed money?


9c018b No.279768


90b310 No.279771

>>279763

You're either the least subtle troll in 8chan history or a literal retard.


617e1b No.279805

> Fucking with a retarded autistic manchild

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Are you so pathetic that you have to fuck with the life of a literal retard like he's some pet animal? Just watch and don't touch, Chris is a sperg who will make a fool of himself on his own, no need to kick him even further.


640715 No.279853

>>279763

She's a female artist. 9/10 of them are their own sort of fucked up / crazy. Still, I wouldn't have wished Chris on her or any others.


0ebcf7 No.279857

>>279763

She was a cunt for posting the emails online, not for wanting to distance herself from Chris. Wanting to distance herself from Chris is just normal


0d66ca No.279858

>>279857

Have you been paying attention? Chris does not listen to reason, this was literally the only way Chris was going to accept it was over between them. Anything less and Chris would have continued emailing her, especially after she blocked him on social media.


0ebcf7 No.279859

>>279858

I know that was her intention but I think she jumped the gun on this. Blocking him everywhere wouldn't be a hard thing to do, and if even then he kept talking about her or somehow managed to talk TO her then I'd understand doing what she did. But with the way she did things she's another shit actor in the shitshow that is CWC's life. Maybe I shouldn't judge, maybe Chris was worse than what those few images are showing and she freaked out over him being a creepy fuck.


b813f8 No.279860

>>279859

Don't forget the swarms of foxdicks who were probably sending her shitloads of email, because they gotta get that 'epic win'.


ab6850 No.279863

>>279763

Considering that she white-knighted him only to do this later, yes I'd call her a proper cunt. She hardly stands alone with that record, though. There's no point to trolling or white-knighting CWC anymore. He'll always do what he wants and rage about the consequences.


3f6aa6 No.279880

>>279860

Good point, didn't even consider that.

>>279863

There are a few things someone could do if CWC gains interest in you. You could have some fun with it, you could try to avoid any contact with him to avoid all the bullshit that comes with him, or you could try to help him/white knight him. We know at this point that the last one is fruitless, but most people don't.


55aa89 No.281806

>>279860

more like closeted thirst, actually.


bdf373 No.281814

>>279659

I think that would improve his looks dramatically. Is he taking hormones as well?


43f7fd No.282272

>>279738

>>279740

>all those fucking details about his donut steel characters

>the part about magic

Somehow the level of autism chris' has never ceases to amaze me


05604f No.282276

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>281814

No, he's is, however, habitually using Oestrogel, which is an estrogen cream for menopausal women.


f5333b No.284611

WTF I didn't knew Doopie was also yet another trans, wtf is wrong with white "men" Doopie voice sounds female as fuck, wtf is happening to this world…


c69e6f No.284613

>>284611

Source faggot


d1d14f No.284616

>>284613

He has none. Some ween vandalized Doopie's wiki page, only source I could find in my three seconds of searching.


443adf No.284742

send emails to chris that are addressed from himself so he develops schizophrenia


8d3fe9 No.284745


f67498 No.284747

>>284611

Estrogen everywhere, from birth control and plastic fibers leeched into the water to clothing materials made of plastics, soy in your food, cultural marxism demonizing masculinity, it's a concentrated and deliberate attack.


5e0b3c No.284756


8dac2a No.284757

>>284747

thank you /pol/, for your input


c23cb1 No.284812

File: 598acefecc4ac8b⋯.jpg (47.28 KB, 544x561, 32:33, 18057086_1916967561883740_….jpg)


a59f49 No.284830

I wonder if Melissa was actually born a girl or yet another fucking transsexual.

>>284616

There were rumours of Shima Luan being trans as well.


b5e3b9 No.284838

>>284812

Spare me, totem.


f67498 No.284885

>>284757

>screeching about /pol/ in a way that once again paints /pol/ in a good light

Will you ever cease PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORDing yourself?


0c83d5 No.284894

>>284812

spare me, totem


cb1eb4 No.284897

>>284812

Spare me totem


d84016 No.284920

>>284885

Thant isn't what happened. You spouted well debunked silliness on a tangent and we're justifiably ridiculed for it. End of discussion.


ed7f93 No.284927

>>284920

I'm someone who actually works with blood tests and I've seen quite a few estrogen tests in my life and I know for a fact the estrogen paranoia thing is stupid, but I also think you're an even bigger retard for writing shit like "end of discussion" in an anonymous imageboard like you have any control over when something starts or ends.


e0caf0 No.284951

File: 146de4f955414d9⋯.gif (80.08 KB, 250x250, 1:1, potassium.gif)

>>279640

This. Forget about Clyde, with Barb's declining health we might get something totally insane out of this like Chris actually getting married or not becoming a man again to father a child (as horrifying as it is… you never know). Or maybe Chris starts actually cleaning out the house, finds her gun, and decides to try and assassinate Trump like that other guy did with Reagan.

There are so many different ways this can go, it's great. Just lean back and let them do their thing, people trying to get involved will only ruin it and give us a lame rerun.


7c8360 No.284953

>>284951

"Top story today, we now know the motive for why Christine Chandler attempted to assassinate Donald Trump during a campaign stop in Charlottesville: She thought it would impress Tara Strong"


b296c9 No.284966

File: c98d68ae4373146⋯.jpg (72.07 KB, 676x800, 169:200, flat,800x800,075,f.u1.jpg)

>>284951

>getting your potassium from bananas and not avocados

pleb

Anyway, when Barb dies we'll be in black swan territory where some really weird twists are possible. It's anyone's guess how long Barb will live but she's in really bad shape so I'll give it a decade tops depending on the type of care she receives (75 isn't that old but her dementia seems pretty advanced).

On top of that they have a huge outstanding mortgage so as soon as Barb dies the bank will probably take the house. There's basically no money in Barb's estate that Chris can pay the house off with, so he'll be forced to sell to pay off the debt. It's a shithole and not very likely to sell, so it might end up getting foreclosed putting Chris on the street. Chris is essentially kicking the homelessness can further down the road

>>282276

>Oestrogel

I wonder how the estrogen boost will effect his behavior? Estrogen is linked to heart disease, stroke and prostate cancer in men, so trannies basically poison themselves when they take hormones

>>284757

Politics aside, xenestrogens are a real thing.


4fe416 No.284970

>>284927

Did I ask your opinion, sperglord? Run along.


dafcf9 No.284995

>>284812

spare me, totem

I don't believe in these kinds of images, but fuck, I'm not taking any chances with this one.


159600 No.285054

>>284812

spare me, totem


6b8503 No.285078

>>284970

>post something in a public place where anybody can see what you posted and reply to it

>gets pissy when someone replies

Do you have autism?


8d3fe9 No.285094

One month later and Doopie has cut all ties with Chris, must have decided the negative attention she was receiving wasn't worth it. Too bad Chris has now added Planet Dolan to his list of obsessions.


7c8360 No.285096

>>284812

spare me, totem


7c8360 No.285098

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Nevah fugget tha 3,000!




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