e786c8 No.275423
Chris Chan just passed his first kidney stone. : )
ecd7bf No.275430
If he sells it on ebay, I'll buy it and turn it into a wedding ring for my fiancee.
e0fbcf No.275452
>>275423
I'm going to kill myself.
e89c77 No.275454
A kidney stone at his age usually reflects a fairly poor diet, with too much sodium and not enough water.
57f091 No.275470
So he has maybe 10 years to live at this rate?
a47dba No.275471
>>275454
>At his age
Pretty sure he's in his early to mid thirties.
b7b2af No.275477
>>275471
Mid, straight up. Plus I'm assuming he's well medicated and that shit can be hard on the kidneys. Look what xanax does to the color of urine.
72d79a No.275497
>>275471
That's what I mean.
When people start having them young you can attribute it to several factors. Of course a shitty diet is one of them, but there are also inherent metabolism problems and anatomical variations that can make them more likely to happen, but those manifest in younger patients.
Him having kidney stones in his 30s for the first time leads me to believe they're being caused by poor life choices and could have been totally avoidable with slightly better life habits.
a2a6ba No.275498
>>275454
>Chris is unhealthy
BREAKING NEWS
72d79a No.275503
>>275498
I was just saying, yet another avoidable problem in his life.
c85c46 No.275510
>>275423
He's blossoming from a tomgirl to a beautiful transwoman. <3
c85c46 No.275511
e0fbcf No.275520
>>275510
Yea, it's just him giving birth to calcium oxalate crystals, just like every girl does.
877148 No.275522
>have suffered perineum pains for two years because I fapped too hard once
>tfw mortally afraid of kidney stones or some other form of jizz/piss tube dysfunction
>mfw reading about Chris's """vagina""" and now this
a7c7bd No.275534
>>275522
>>have suffered perineum pains for two years because I fapped too hard once
What the fuck? Elaborate pls.
9d2acd No.275541
db5890 No.275573
>>275430
I hope she says yes anon
ed5d2b No.275582
>>275430
Is this like buying a porn stars underwear? If you did would you give them to her?
I can no longer tell who's joking.
683c11 No.275585
>>275522
Drink more julay and water, drink less soda and don't eat chocolate.
Bam, you've drastically reduced your chances of ever getting kidney stones.
683c11 No.275586
>>275585
>Drink more julay and water
This board's wordfilter gets me every time.
Drink more miIk and water.
ed5d2b No.275591
>>275585
Chocolate is probably not the issue. Last I checked he was on a bunch of prescription pills. About half these lolcows take stimulants that cause bowl problems. Throw in some benzodiazepines and there goes the kidneys. I'm sure the diet didn't help, but to blame chocolates in this instance is kind of dumb. It's like saying "cabbage and bean consumption is behind global warming".
f2c11e No.275641
Chris made a special request comic for a customer and made one page detailing Ian Brandon Anderson's fate.
Ironically Liquid Chris gets to be reborn with no memories of his past sins against Chris, but Chris Chandler will have to be reborn with all the trauma and bad memories of his current life.
97f87b No.275643
>>275534
Quick rundown:
>fapping in bed March 2016
>sharp pain in gooch when I came
>never happened before
>but somehow it becomes an infection
>doc gives me doxycycline and says it'll go away on it's own
>burning pains subside but now I get perineum aches whenever I trying willing my dick to harden
All internet research pointed to Prostatitis but my doctor thought it was just pelvic strain from exercise
I'm at a loss right now
683c11 No.275656
>>275591
I wasn't talking about Chris mate, I was giving somebody advice how to reduce the chances of getting kidney stones.
ed5d2b No.275679
>>275656
Still chocolate is not a major factor. That's way at the bottom of the list. Like windmills are with killing birds.
b6e2e0 No.276588
>>275641
That doesn't sound too bad.
1f1cc0 No.276625
>>275470
>So he has maybe 10 years to live at this rate?
He would be lucky to live another 5 years.
713bc2 No.276649
>>275520
Chris always wanted to give birth to Crystal.
a8d1b5 No.276651
>>276612
I'm sure this is really clever but I haven't a clue what it means other than Sonichu doing things that a 6 year old would find hilarious?
713bc2 No.276662
>>275641
>Ironically Liquid Chris gets to be reborn with no memories of his past sins against Chris, but Chris Chandler will have to be reborn with all the trauma and bad memories of his current life.
Basically Chris is saying he's more merciful than God.
b6e2e0 No.276678
>>276612
I still don't know if Cam and his brother are master trolls or seriously mentally ill.
3be4e4 No.276780
>>276678
Reading his DA I don't think they're trolls at all.
ce10f2 No.276787
>>276662
If this Liquid doesn't get Kaiser Wilhelm arm and doesn't marry Kacey, then Chris would indeed be more merciful than God.
b3f384 No.276816
>>276662
Sounds a little un-christian and heretical if you ask me.
38acc4 No.276874
>>275643
>pelvic strain from exercise
>from exercise
stop playing with that fucking thing so much.
c18543 No.277167
I guess it was inevitable for sonichu to also become a tranny
922c95 No.277170
>>277167
That's Robbie Sonee after he evolved into a tranny.
All of a sudden, I want to read those edgelord grindhouse five about butchering the Sonichu kids again.
922c95 No.277171
d3dd87 No.277184
>>275471
That's pretty young, my dad got his first kidney stone at 55 and that's after ~20 years of not giving a fuck about his health.
ed5d2b No.277188
>>277184
Chris is an obese man who takes a lot of meds and drinks.
42f021 No.277195
>>277188
>Chris drinks
You mean he drinks a lot of soda and energy drinks right? Somehow I can't see him drinking alcohol
eae7bf No.277204
>>277195
He once either bought a bottle of Jack Daniels or took some from Bob's stash. Then there's the infamous Long Island Ice Tea "Goes down salty" incident. I don't think he drinks much alcohol anymore, though. Too much money that could be spent on video game accessories, toys, and McDonald's.
adba3d No.277208
>>277204
> the infamous Long Island Ice Tea "Goes down salty" incident
The "goes down salty" incident used Fanta Orange. Back then, Chris hated alcohol with the devotion of a prohibitionist.
It was only far later that he started to drink alcohol socially, most notably Long Island Ice Tea.
87067e No.277213
>>277167
Hasn't he fucked up something like this before?
13fceb No.277265
>>277213
No, don't you see, this is Chris' way of showing that sonichu is a tomgirl tranny just like Chris.
29c584 No.277279
eae7bf No.277302
>>277280
Nice to know that Chris still believes his characters are alive in an alternate reality and that rebooting Sonichu would have metaphysical consequences.
bbc18d No.277312
>>277279
I'm surprised myself. It's the same thing he said when he mixed his cum with Fanta Orange from his fapcup.
1275fc No.277358
>2007
>Natsirch is an evil pallette-swap of Chris and a bratty Pokemon trainer who works for Team Rocket
>2011
>Natsirch is the living embodiment of homosexual degeneracy and seeks to turn the whole world into da homos
2017
>Natsirch is a neo-nazi bigot homophobe who crashes the Cwcville Pride Festival and tries to kill all the gays and the trannies
What the fuck is going on in this comic?
1275fc No.277363
I'm so fucking glad Sonichu is back. The world needed this so fucking bad.
The only real complaint I have is that it's basically turned into a fucking slice of life manga. The comic needs some villains and a new overarching plot. The third page here >>277280 is a good start, but we're gonna need a better villain than pallette-swapped Chris.
>>277280
Someone should tell Chris what a "soft reboot" is. Actually, it doesn't matter.
456205 No.277364
>>275497
It's really not much of a shocker, I don't know much about Chris' eating habits but from little I do know it's pretty obvious he eats unhealthy shit and lies around the house literally shitting his pants and doing nothing. He could just as easily start exercising with all of the free time that I'm sure he has, but I guess the tugboat is better off for video games or legos and shit.
6a0169 No.278026
Chris is being sued by a finance company, which may or may not explain his recent freakouts over donations.
ed1e08 No.278066
>>278026
>you will live to see the next stage of Chrischan's life be a fight against financiers and bankers
This timeline.
b3f384 No.278067
>>278066
If he thought "The Jew" Snyder was bad…
713bc2 No.278109
>>278066
Now is the time to slip Chris the red pill…
eae7bf No.278156
>>278066
This is it, boys, new villains for Sonichu's exciting forthcoming arc teased.
1f1cc0 No.278167
>>278026
Why is he getting sued?
acc9c8 No.278181
>>278167
If you owe a company an exorbitant amount of money they can take you to court and get a legal judgment against you which makes you legally obligated to pay it and also a successful judgment in the finance company's favor would help them get leins against against any property they own (cars and home) since they're not allowed to garnish disability or pension checks.
43c972 No.278183
>>278181
What also doesn't help is he leased a relatively new car from a loan shark charging an insane interest rate, so the amount of money he owes is several times higher than the base value of the car. While I absolutely hate interest and want lower caps on it, Chris is a dumbass for trying to buy a car on tugboat monad and at a high rate.
a8d1b5 No.278186
>>278183
I have some relatives who embody the slow slide of the working class into the lower class. They often make financial decisions that are insane given their current economic status, like giving their kid a 2 year old car for their 16th birthday and financing a new one for themselves.
Barb and Bob loved buying (apparently used) BMWs and parking them in front of their garbage house. These people have been on the verge of having their electricity shut off for over a year, they're robbing peter (blind) to pay paul and it's not like there's going to be a sudden upswing at Barb's age and Chris' earning potential. Barb's probably just too out of it to reconcile their current life with their old one.
b6e2e0 No.279033
History is repeating itself once again.
d654bd No.279034
>>279033
What a tire fire. Who is doopie and why is he donating to her? Why does she say that Chris does not know her but then mentions Barb as if she knew him? backstory please?
a04b62 No.279036
>>279034
I don't know too much about it, but here's what I do know.
Doopie is some girl from Planet Dolan (some channel Chris likes) that has a Patreon that you can order things like commissions for artwork from and pledge to her. He pledged $25 to her Patreon and then another $25 to commission new profile pictures which is why he begged last month for $50. After pledging to her Patreon he started to hit on her and call her things like darling and other creepy names. After pledging money to her NSFW Patreon channel he then requested some rule34 MLP and tried hitting on her again about girlfriend day. That's when Doopie told Chris to fuck off and stop being a creep to her while trolls kept trying to egg Chris on in the conversation.
Doopie found out of Chris' infamy when after Chris commissioned the pictures trolls tried telling her of Chris being a terrible person. At first she was neutral of the situation saying that as long as he's a pledged Patreon she doesn't care what he's done, but it seems that recently she's showing signs of regret for taking the commission and even offered Chris a refund on the pledges.
d786b2 No.279038
What the fuck is that harassment hashtag Chris tweeted a few times today about? Are weens doing something against him indirectly or is he hallucinating harassment?
194d31 No.279040
>>279036
He asked for some other things too.
For some reason I never saw him as a clopper.
194d31 No.279041
>>279038
See this video
>>279025
Chris wants you to "harass me directly" rather than talking badly about him to Doopie. He also apparently believes it's July 7.
d786b2 No.279052
>>279041
I watched it and wasn't sure if that's what was really happening. I thought it was but wanted some confirmation because it's such a retarded way to see things. Thanks.
b6e2e0 No.279058
>>279036
I remember in a previous thread an anon mentioned that she was making fun of Chris in a podcast a year ago. If true, her being nice to him these past few months makes no sense at all.
2a2979 No.279067
>>279058
>If true, her being nice to him these past few months makes no sense at all.
If she's the one I'm thinking of I think she basically tried to be the new Anna and then realised how much she didn't want that.
194d31 No.279086
I do love the armbands. Who are the characters in this?
1f1cc0 No.279089
>>279033
>>279026
Keep in mind Chris-chan probably more violent as a tranny. Going Randy stair when?
38eed4 No.279092
I'm terrible at Photoshop, but I had to do something with this. Maybe I'll fix it down the line.
f2c11e No.279095
>>279034
Doopie draws deviant shit like this and Chris donates to her patreon. Chris confirmed for furry.
793958 No.279105
>>279058
If he's been sending her money it does.
1275fc No.279108
>>279058
If I could speak directly to Chris I'd be nice as fuck to him too just because I'd enjoy actually talking to the legend himself.
Getting paid by Chris doesn't hurt much either.
f6e57c No.279109
If I have an autist for a kid im never letting him know the internet exists
f6e57c No.279110
>>279058
After all the times people played nice with him you would think he would realize she is just setting up his next troll. She has to top the destruction of the medallion, reg trolling wont cut it. When shes done with him hell he dickless (literally) and kill himself
5531c5 No.279118
>>279110
She's an actual internet person that was around before Chris met her, who makes money using the internet, I don't think she's setting him up to fuck with him, she's even trying to push him away and not be associated with him.
a6e63c No.279128
>>279118
Too late, in Chris' mind they're married.
4b2faf No.279142
I wILL KILL this FAT FUCKIN basTARD and WiPE him OFF the FACE of THIS EARTH so ThAT /COW/ and foxdick will LoSe TraFFIC!!!
ALL I wanted TO DO was MAke SOME fanFICTION on the INTerWEBS but the 8Chan NIGGers woudn'T let me DO iT!!!!! FUCK HATE!!! AND FUCK MEANIE BULLIES!!!!
I'm GONNA go to the STREET and BEAT up A BLAck KID to MAKE mySeLF happy!! THAT will show THAT CHAN SCUM!!!
dcf6a9 No.279144
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>279033
SEND YOUR HARASSMENT
TOO ME
dcf6a9 No.279145
>>279025
Whoops, just double posted your video. But this is the first time in a while we've seen him shake his fist at the trolls. This could be a new saga starting
2a2979 No.279146
>>279145
>This could be a new saga starting
Get the fuck out of here with this shit
2a2979 No.279148
>>279040
>>279095
>>279128
It's only a matter of time before he starts sending her porn art of his own, probably involving her in a SheCameForCWC redux
b6e2e0 No.279151
>>279145
It seems like Doopie telling him to fuck off really got to him.
d3a4c2 No.279162
>>279033
>>279095
>His mother is sick
>He spends his money on toys and porn
>>279159
Context?
d3a4c2 No.279168
>>279159
Actually, speaking of Chris on Jews, I (re?)read his Christmas special. Part of it is about Cera and her boyfriend (((Kevin))).
Because (((Kevin))) is jewish, she bakes him a cake shaped as a candle instead of as a Christmas symbol. Because she's a self-righteous bitch she makes it of vanilla so that it's impossible to have an allergic reaction and that she can act all smug about being tolerant.
Arriving at (((Kevin)))'s house, she sits down with him to play Call of Duty. He has leveled up his character for a whole month, but Cera immediately fucks up and kills it. Since CoD has permadeath, (((Kevin))) is left distraught. I've never played CoD and even I realise what a poor representation this is.
To comfort him, she tries to give him the candle. However, the fire from the flame triggers traumatic flashbacks to the shoah, where he was personally gassed six million times (it's not clear from the context right here, but if you read the rest the flashback triggered by the flame is actually supposed to be of the "traumatic" event of him dying from an explosion in CoD).
d3a4c2 No.279169
>>279159
>>279168
Later, she tries to apologize to (((Kevin))) and make amends. This is about how it goes (from /co/):
>The goy apologizes to the jew for her past misdeeds.
>The goy gives the jew a gift to atone.
>The jew rejects the goy's call for forgiveness.
>The jew holds a speech about how the goy is morally inferior.
>The jew still keeps the gift.
1275fc No.279170
>>279168
>the flashback triggered by the flame is actually supposed to be of the "traumatic" event of him dying from an explosion in CoD
How the fuck do you have a flashback to something that just happened two seconds ago?
36778c No.279185
ed1e08 No.279281
04d326 No.279351
>>279095
I never understood how people can be willing to shell out money for this shit. It's not even animated like a porno movie, it's just drawings. How far gone do you have to be to think that some average catgirl porn is worth paying a 5$ monthly subscription. I guess it's not that much money, but come on.
9ca846 No.279363
>>279086
>Chris drew planet dolan characters in his god-awful sonichu style
It's days like this that make me question if it's really worth shitposting daily.
f2c11e No.279385
Chris got PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD by a voice actress from MLP. It's pretty hilarious to watch a woman tell him point blank that she hated being tagged by strangers and Chris proceeds to tag rape her Twitter handle and blame it on everyone else.
1/2
77126c No.279411
>>279385
Chris is still insecure about being naive after all these years, nice.
82fb71 No.279421
>>279385
> PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD
Can someone please tell me what the word is that triggers this word filter? I see it all the time and I have no idea what it was originally meant to say.
1275fc No.279423
f2c11e No.279602
>>279601
>There will not be any new pages after I upload these pages on or about Thursday the 10th, as I will be attending a nearby convention as a guest
LMAO Chris is going to BronyCon on the eleventh and will probably get arrested for harassing voice actresses
713bc2 No.279626
>>279185
The red pill is taking hold.
f2c11e No.279722
After all the events of the last week Chris still thinks he has a chance with Doopie.
fb6640 No.279728
>>279722
his persistence in getting a girlfriend is almost admirable
47c80a No.279749
This NightStar2891 Twitter account is either Chris sockpuppeting as a fan or some ween LARPing as Chris sockpuppeting as a fan.
https://twitter.com/NightStar2891
684c29 No.279760
47c80a No.279766
>>279760
How sad is it that I can imagine an exceptional individual LARPing as a Chris-chan sockpuppet, though?
1bb70d No.279777
Doopie's been leaking emails to the farms.
9ca846 No.279784
>>279777
What about chris and planet dolan?
66da0e No.279790
This is reminding me of the South Park episode where Butters thinks the Hooters girl is interested in him because she's nice to him for tips.
f2c11e No.279804
>>279777
Why is nobody talking about the fact that he believes in psychic powers through binaural beats, thinks he already bend paper with his mind and one day he will be able to fly?
cd3c8d No.279806
>>279804
This is the guy who believes God gave him the power to curse people by mimicking a Dragon Ball move in real life. He also believed that a festering wound between his legs was him growing a vagina from listening to binaural sounds off YouTube. What did you expect?
194d31 No.279810
>>279804
As fucked up as that is, it's only like the 3rd most fucked up thing in that email lol
febad4 No.279864
>>279804
It's something I already knew from previous comic depictions and video statements much like his belief that fictional entities are real in alternate universes and changing canon has serious consequences in their dimensions. It's not been as widely seized on and sperged over, but CWC's implied for years that he thinks his autism gives him psychic talent like he's a Marvel mutant with the X-gene.
438116 No.279907
>>279804
Chris has believed in that shit for a long time though.
f2c11e No.279939
>>279760
>>279760
Chris got wind that trolls think his sweetheart Nightcrawler2891 was actually him so he released these leaks. Do with them what you will.
1/2
ba66b7 No.279941
>>279939
Holy shit Chris actually tried to give Cole money on Patreon after all his crying.
f2c11e No.279953
And another challenger enters The Thunderdome of Autism.
3fd347 No.279962
>>279939
>>279940
It really is Chris, right? It's not a third party pretending to be Chris pretending to be someone else so he confuses everyone who reads these while keeping Chris clueless about the similar writing style, is it?
Mildly confused.
965bf3 No.279970
>>279939
>>279940
So, what is this supposed to be? Is he talking to himself?
>>279962
It probably is Chris.
47c80a No.279971
There's a third option: NightStar2891 is Chris-chan but he gave the password to a white knight to post coherently in the NS account for a short amount of time just to throw trolls off the (mouldy watermelon) scent.
7f96e5 No.279987
>>279971
Assuming that those messages are between Chris and NightStar2891 then the only logical explanation is that Chris has learned enough to suppress his urge to randomly capitalise random words, because what NightStar is saying makes no fucking sense.
6a0169 No.279994
>>279970
>So, what is this supposed to be?
Marvin contacted NightStar on Twitter to get to the bottom of all this and get Chris to fuck up enough to prove they were the same person. NS doubled down and swore he wasn't Chris and sent Marvin those screencaps in an effort to prove they weren't the same person. You be the judge cowboys.
7f96e5 No.280001
>>279994
>Marvin contacted NightStar on Twitter to get to the bottom of all this and get Chris to fuck up enough to prove they were the same person
Dunno why he felt the need to do that seeing as Chris already fucked up >>279953
386b3e No.280008
Chris already fucked all this up before he ever tweeted with that account. He named it after his downy oc and the number at the end of the handle is his birth year backwards.
386b3e No.280009
386b3e No.280011
386b3e No.280012
Ok fuck u fags and ur wordfilters.
7f96e5 No.280014
>>280008
A troll could fake both of those things. What they (probably) can't fake is his geolocation being Virginia
a4fb2f No.280019
>>280014
That actually can be faked very easily, twitter API lets you enter whatever in the data string and believes you because it has no reason not to
f2c11e No.280021
This is why I think it's Chris. Nobody could be autistic enough to think Psychological Arts are a real thing. Addendum; is he saying that he has an office in between two McDonald's restaurants?
194d31 No.280036
>>280021
It means working at one McDonalds or another.
3fd347 No.280041
>>280021
That doesn't rule out the possibility it's someone pretending to be retarded, and that's the thing, I don't think anything will. We know enough about Chris to make original CWC characters do not steal that act like him, write like him, and like the same shit he does. Even the "working between McDonalds" thing is something very Chris-like that Chris would write but that also could be mimicked easily. I also think it's Chris but I wouldn't be surprised in the least if it isn't either. You know how weens are.
194d31 No.280042
>>280041
> lives in Cville
> deep into MLP
> talks like Chris
Who saw the plot arc where Liquid returns?
7f96e5 No.280050
>>280019
Isn't the geolocation based on your IP?
7f96e5 No.280051
>>280041
> We know enough about Chris to make original CWC characters do not steal that act like him, write like him, and like the same shit he does. Even the "working between McDonalds" thing is something very Chris-like that Chris would write but that also could be mimicked easily.
There are always 'tells' between a troll and the real Chris. This is the real Chris. The real Chris comes up with retarded shit completely out of left field and a troll wouldn't. A troll usually goes off established behaviour. A troll would not write that he works in between two McDonalds'
a4fb2f No.280052
3773dd No.280054
>>279421
/-t-h-r-e-a-d
PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD
9ca846 No.280055
"PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD"
f2c11e No.280078
This just in, Doopie is only siding with trolls temporarily. Any minute now she'll be back in Christine's arms.
3fd347 No.280091
>>280078
That's him seeing real life as a cartoon with him as the protagonist as usual.
be49e2 No.280130
>>280078
I'm starting to feel bad for Doopie. She was as blunt as huTranny possible and it still isn't enough for his retarded ass. I wouldn't put it behind him that he would go to a public event and assault her.
605449 No.280189
>>280130
Why didn't you feel bad from the start? I'm certain that as soon as it was obvious that he was in contact with her, every ween decided to start going after her because ONLY WE CAN TALK TO CHRISS REEEEE
I bet she deals with a thousands creeps like Chris a year, but they're literal nobodies who she blocks and moves on from. None of them had a swarm of weens and foxdicks following them ready to destroy anyone they perceive as an A-Log (As in anyone who has contact with Chris, unsolicited or otherwise) who is "stealing their epic win"
1275fc No.280190
>>280130
Chris is autistic and wasn't raised right. He doesn't understand boundaries or socialization. You basically have to be a tardwrangler to speak him.
Or "her" if you wanna be PC.
7f96e5 No.280203
>>280189
According to her it's not the swarm that's the problem, it's Chris himself. He's not even the creepiest guy she's dealt with, just the most persistent.
affce1 No.280227
Read bottom to top. Apparently NS is named Emily and da twolls scurred her off.
47c80a No.280271
>>280227
From the context, it should probably be "she saw me and went a runnin'", not "came a runnin'".
I suppose Chris got "came a runnin" from Applejack, even if he generally prefers to pattern his speech after Rarity ("uncouth").
1cfaf7 No.280281
PLOT TWIST
While the Nightstar2891 account on Twitter might be Chris, there might actually be a girl who works at McDonald's named Emily who is Chris' new obsession.
1cfaf7 No.280316
If she's really an employee it's going to be at this location.
https://www.facebook.com/McDonalds26StoneRidgeDriveNorth/
7f96e5 No.280322
>>280281
No shit. I don't why there's debate about this. Chris is incredibly bad at covering up his own sockpuppeting. Always has been
be49e2 No.280328
>>280203
Makes sense. chris is not the most fucked up /cow/, but he's the one who continuously provides cocks.
ed1e08 No.280403
>>280271
How is it that I somehow almost understand what you're saying despite having nothing to do with that show?
f2c11e No.280405
Something to think about my dudes. A few months ago the troll Emily who gained fame for going on a date with Chris and his dad only to leave with the pickle man, she appeared at the foxdick farms briefly. She's known to be local to Chris, and she might be smart enough to be mimicking Chris' writing style. Add the fact that the conversation leak from NS was posted by Marvin who was the pickle man who stole her from Chris in the mall in the first place and it leads me to believe that the inner circle faggots might be up to something again.
2c2345 No.280421
>>279089
I doubt Chris will do something like that being that he's anti-gun.
eae1ee No.280430
>>280421
Chris is anti anything he doesn't understand until he's not. He's a very consistent person in several aspects but very inconsistent with a bunch of his opinions.
ce10f2 No.280435
>>280405
It's funny. They claim that they have to control trolling Chris because weens would cause him to stop producing cocks. As we've seen repeatedly, weens always find a way.
And what is their ingenious trolling plan most of the time? Create 6,000,000 fake girlfriends with the idea of producing cocks from him. And it's clear that this has probably damaged Chris more than a bunch of teenagers screaming "JULAY!!!!" could ever do.
It's all about controlling an autistic redneck because they have no control over their own lives. And quite frankly, no matter what Chris does, the Inner Circle disgusts me more than anything else about Chris.
>>280430
See alcohol, homosexuality, niggos and in a few years, probably Pmurt himself once the local LMNOP community kicks him to the curb.
7f96e5 No.280493
>>280435
Has he changed his opinion on niggers? I haven't heard it
545bce No.280515
Now that Chris is finally responding to trolls again, Any tranny on /cow/ willing to do Solidus Christine?
0fea96 No.280541
>>280421
He wasn't anti pepper-spray though.
b3f384 No.280573
>>280515
Sure lemme gain a little weight first.
922c95 No.280574
>>280493
He voted for Obongo twice because he related to him.
36d432 No.280633
>>275641
Oh, yeah. The guy who did the CWC lecture commissioned that, didn't he?
f2c11e No.280656
A wild soon-to-be homeless faggot appears!
950732 No.280657
>>280656
Separated at birth?
f67113 No.280682
>>280668
Just imagine how he'll look in 10 years if he lives that long
7f96e5 No.280685
>>280668
Good lord is right
f2c11e No.280687
>>280682
He already looks fifty, ten years from now is gonna rough for Chris.
47135f No.280774
>>280668
So Blake was right in saying Chris as a rack but it's still moobs.
ed5d2b No.280782
Do you think Chris went to the rally?
d21637 No.280795
>>280668
WE HAVE REACHED THE EVENT HORIZON OF AUTISM
7f96e5 No.280796
>>280782
Seeing as he's at Bronycon, probably not
ed5d2b No.280797
>>280796
This is one of the few times you can say "thank God he was in Baltimore at the little girl toy convention".
713bc2 No.280875
>mfw I'm working during the weekend so I can't go yell Julay at Chris while he's in my city at a con
>mfw I realize every hour I work a portion of it is taken out as taxes to pay Chris a tugboat so he can play with downies in my city at a con
eb51d7 No.280957
>>280668
> Good lord.jpg
Is there a reason aside from Chris's massive autism that this photo has a special file name? Is it related to the woman in the photo?
ed5d2b No.280961
>>280668
I think this would be easier to look at if Chris took a shower. Greasy.
f2c11e No.280988
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Charlottesville plays host to one of the most brutal neo nazi rallys in recent history and now Christine is feeling refreshed and full of new ideas. Coincidence?
f2c11e No.280995
Chris is going full horsefucker.
da5c9b No.281006
>>280988
>>280797
I have a bad feeling Miss Christine would have gotten himself into huge trouble if he went to the rally – he would have been a spirited counterprotestor for obvious reasons, and the bloated tranny with dyed hair would have made a tempting target for any fascist. This is presuming any of them didn't already know about his internet infamy, which given the nerdiness of the right-wingers involved, strikes me as possible.
The idea of Chris being struck or killed at the rally would have been worse than an endless shitstorm, it would have changed the course of the country's politics. We got lucky.
>>280995
I find this incredibly depressing for some reason, more than usual from CWC stuff.
194d31 No.281007
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Sounds like some people are jealous that young Christine is out there making new gal pal friends
14e881 No.281020
>>281006
>>280995
Chris was a horsefucker before the current MLP show even existed. There's a video from like 2009 where he encourages men to buy MLP toys.
He's the patient zero of bronies.
f2c11e No.281106
Chris is tweeting the president of the United States and telling him to watch My Little downy.
ed5d2b No.281125
>>281020
The only way Chris could be patient zero if a social disease is if it spread on the internet. Amazing
f2c11e No.281168
To nobody's surprise, Chris was Nightstar2891 all along.
91090d No.281189
>>281006
I wish that would have happened. just think of the lulz from chrischan being centre of a national shitstorm. candle light sonichu vigils. #preyforher, gotta go fast after being hit with the car, sonichu on cnn, eulogies.
memes the like we have never seen. it would dominate every board for weeks.
7f96e5 No.281214
>>281168
Are we sure that he's not actually, clinically retarded?
f880d1 No.281226
>>281168
I think the only people surprised by any of this is Chris himself.
bbe354 No.281249
>>281189
Chris being martyred in a political protest is his only chance to go down in history in a positive light.
06ac0a No.281452
Pls halp i need an update i can't get on the cwcki because 502 is it down? I need my fix of autism
dfe339 No.281454
>>281452
Chris is putting Cole in the new Sonichu and now he's been posessed by Graduon so he sent him to his version of Hell.
dfe339 No.281455
Chris is also getting rapey with his daughter in the new comic.
1275fc No.281468
>>281455
>"Oh no! Not… Ra…"
>That position
Is this gonna go where I think it is?
9ca846 No.281613
>>279170
Think it's supposed to trigger those other jewish memories :^)
860426 No.281638
>>279142
Don't worry buddy, I'm sure his poor eating habits and living conditions will kill him soon enough.
860426 No.281639
>>280189
>Stealing their epic win
I think what a lot of Weens don't realize is that you can't just become le epic trolle by sending Chris an email of boobs. All the best trolls have had Chris discover them, or done something different enough so that he takes an interest in them.
e01639 No.281647
>>281639
>All the best trolls have had Chris discover them
LMAO you have no idea how the pvcc operated.
583d5f No.281649
>>281647
Don't act like knowing how the pvcc operated is a big deal, it's embarrassing.
b6b37f No.281722
>>281649
You're right in that it's not a big deal to understand how they operated but it doesn't mean that he's wrong.
ee13cc No.281724
>>281723
Libs cry at the slightest resemblance of Nazis, Christian no longer able to dress like a bronyfag in public, i say this is a win for everybody.
dbf377 No.281728
>>281723
>then I left during the collection, with the plates
Is he saying he stole the collection plate?
7dac33 No.281731
>>281722
He is absolutely right but the way he wrote his post gives a vibe that he's hot shit for having insight on how Chris trolling as conducted.
>>281723
>Specifically, the NOT Nazi Jesters who mocked the haters
What? Antifa?
>Took a valium when he got home
Why does he have access to valium?
If Chris was wearing a pearl necklace during the occasion he would have clutched it. This letter reads like something an old lady would write about a situation that made her uncomfortable.
ed5d2b No.281742
>>281731
You're honestly telling me that Chris doesn't need benzos? His shit is all fucked up. If it works to calm him and thus keep his online activity to a minimum then it benefits us all greatly.
When I had vertigo I got a script for 100 5 mg diazepam. No one blinked an eye. Doctors give them out like candy.
fe4239 No.281774
>>281742
He needs real life changes, not a (((prescription)))
2c2da7 No.281797
>>281742
That's a really lazy way to deal with patients.
If a doctor just prescribes benzos without a good reason then he's not trying to help the patient, he's just trying to get rid of him.
I'm not saying Chris doesn't have any reasons to not be taking benzos, he might, but the "I felt nervous so I went home and took a valium" is the kind of behavior old ladies who are too much into benzos usually have.
7f96e5 No.281810
>>281742
>Doctors give them out like candy.
You know that's not a good thing, right?
ed5d2b No.281813
>>281810
I didn't say it was. They do have their uses though. Keeping Chris off the streets would definitely be one of them. Another helping disconnect that instinct to adapt your balance based on feedback from your inner ear. If you have a bout of vertigo then benzos can help prevent you from falling down. Top that off with the fact it costs as much to get 5 as a hundred with insurance and you can see why a doctor might just write a large script and expect the patient to be responsible.
194d31 No.281819
>>281797
He probably tried to explain some of his problems with trolls and people who "misidentify" him in public and the doctor translated it from Autism to English and assumed he was having anxiety attacks. Valium is pretty good for that.
If this story is in any way accurate I guess the doctor isn't wrong, either. A man in his mid-30s wore MLP ears and a unicorn horn to church of all places and began to cry when someone had an issue with it.
b6e2e0 No.281833
Looks like Chris has already found another e-celeb to fill the void Doopie left.
f2c11e No.281841
>>281723
The 'pastoral counselor' Chris speaks of its none other than the infamous Rocky; the insanely old lady with a heart of gold who is best remembered as the only person still willing to put up with Barb and Chris' bullshit.
This is the same church Chris was already banned from once before because he was "Speaking my peace during the Sharing of Joys and Concerns", aka crying about trolls and encyclopedia dramatica to everyone at church in the middle of service.
This is the same thing he's complaining about now and it's likely that when it came time to share his joy he starting sperging about BronyCon and they shut him up. My guess is when he says he looks like a non nazi jester he means he likes like one of the leftist antifa freaks, since Charlottesville is still fifty years in the past and most likely blames that whole shit show on the leftists who came to protest the white people.
194d31 No.281843
So this is a thing now, sending handwritten letters over Twitter to voice actresses. Really didn't need confirmation, the videos were obvious enough, but the paragraph about memory and old age is clearly something he picked up from Barb's doctor about treatment for dementia.
605449 No.281844
>>281841
>Charlottesville is still fifty years in the past and most likely blames that whole shit show on the leftists
Can you blame them, though? They're tearing apart their heritage, and doing the usual violent thuggery that they do. No doubt they didn't want Chris singing their praises when they're trying to deal with the fact that their statue of Lee got replaced with a pregnant black woman with her tits hanging out.
>>281833
Damn. She called him 'bae' - He's gonna latch onto that. I dislike e-celebs, but poor KP, whoever she is.
>>281830
Is this what he does now? Runs around with unicorn horns and ears? Fuck that is hilarious to me.
7f96e5 No.281847
>>281813
>Keeping Chris off the streets would definitely be one of them
He's been on medication for at least ten years. It hasn't done shit for him
7f96e5 No.281848
>>281841
>most likely blames that whole shit show on the leftists who came to protest the white people
But it is their fault though. If it weren't for leftists A) showing up to the rally armed and raring to assault the protestors and B) tearing down the statue in the first place, none of this shit would have happened
7f96e5 No.281849
>>281833
Is he still sperging about Doopie or has he actually moved on for once?
860426 No.281851
>>281849
After she leaked the emails he probably started to consider her one of "dose dang dirty trowls"
Like with Megan
333c99 No.281879
02c4ed No.281886
>>278067
Christian GOYIM Chandler is doomed
cabbeb No.281889
Two days until Chris gets sued and Son-Chu gets repoed. The 24th can't come fast enough.
098ec6 No.281893
>>281189
>Chris struck protesting nazis
>Becomes antifa martyr
>Gradually it's discovered that he has a hit-and-run on his record for hitting (((Snyder)))
>Internet goes crazy trying to figure out conspiracy
098ec6 No.281895
>>281731
>Why does he have access to valium?
If Chris was wearing a pearl necklace during the occasion he would have clutched it. This letter reads like something an old lady would write about a situation that made her uncomfortable.
I imagine Chris and Barb sharing Long Island Ice Teas and valium with the shades drawn
47c80a No.281926
I wonder if Chris will wear the unicorn horn and downy ears at his court appearance on Thursday where he's being sued by Mariner Finance for lack of payment?
b6b37f No.281943
>>281926
Implying Chris is even aware he's about to lose his car. We all know that nigga just throws his bills in the trash.
ed5d2b No.281973
>>281893
Didn't Snyder jump behind the vehicle as it was moving? That looked bad for all involved.
d773a6 No.282001
>>281973
Chris's version of events is that he faked getting hit, twice, in order to frame him and Barb.
194d31 No.282007
>>282001
>>281973
> the jew cries out as he strikes your car
f1cffc No.282035
>>282023
He is due in court tomorrow at 100. He is being sued by Mariner Financial. The running hypothesis is that they are the ones who he financed Son-Chu with.
7f96e5 No.282047
>>282001
Of course, Chris' version of events leaves out the fact that he tried to run Snyder over once before, and his parents didn't learn about it until a troll called up a month later and told Bob about it.
70d956 No.282050
>>282035
I'm hoping he wears the autismo downy cosplay.
f2c11e No.282052
>>282035
The only flaw is that when you default on a car loan they don't need to take you to court they just wait for you to fall behind payments and they repo the thing. My guess is he took out a high interest cash loan that poor, stupid, people often get suckered into and there's a possibility that he put his car up as collateral; maybe even dumb enough to get Barb to cosign on the loan and if that's the case they can go after her assets to get their money.
47c80a No.282086
Today's the big day!
Will Chris even show up in court? Does he realize that if he doesn't appear, it's an automatic win for Mariner Finance to be able to reclaim what's theirs?
http://www.brandtlawfirm.com/lawsuits/what-is-a-warrant-in-debt/
https://archive.is/iL6Cr
What happens if I ignore the Warrant in Debt and do not go to court on the date specified in the Warrant?
>If you do not go to court then you just made the plaintiff’s life very easy. At that point, a judgment will be entered against you by the judge. What’s a judgment? It is a legal determination by the court that you now do in fact owe the money to the plaintiff. Once a judgment has been entered your credit score takes a major hit. In addition, you have now opened up the door for the plaintiff to begin garnishing your bank accounts, or better yet, garnishing your wages. The person who sued you can now also record that judgment in the county where you live, thereby creating a judgment lien on your property. That last part, the judgment lien on your home, is something that not even bankruptcy may be able to help you with.
860426 No.282087
>>282086
I wouldn't be surprised if he decides to represent himself and cites da trawls and stress as a defense.
2a5868 No.282116
right, so, his court date is today, right? any anons near charlottesville today?
f80492 No.282117
>>282116
Yes. Already in place.
00d841 No.282118
Chris has a big day today and his life could be drastically ruined. So guess what he was doing at 6AM to prepare? That's right, talking to his imaginary friends.
194d31 No.282132
>>282118
Case was dismissed. Getting excited about these things is really dumb.
> life could be drastically ruined
> over a few thousand dollars default
Yeah okay.
a4fb2f No.282133
>>282132
The hell do you mean "dismissed"
I'm not a lawyer but I assumed owing even that much was cause for some kind of action. How do you just borrow that much money, not pay it back, and have no repercussions other than worse credit (which I assume was already abysmal)
be49e2 No.282136
f80492 No.282140
Barb and Christian showed up before the case was set to begin. They met with Mariners lawyer and signed some paperwork and gave him a check. There's was a lot of mumbling. The lawyer presented the paperwork to the judge and informed him Mariner did not wish to proceed.
a661c5 No.282141
>>282140
Well there went Barb's life savings. It's going to suck for her when she gets sick.
a4fb2f No.282142
>>282140
So that cover's cwc's debt. What about barb's debt? It's like what, 25k?
a4fb2f No.282143
>>282142
Not mortgage I just mean the lawsuits from those banks.
194d31 No.282145
>>282133
Remember:
> Getting excited about these things is really dumb.
You can drag this shit out for a long time if you don't care about your credit score, and a lady with Alzheimers and her autistic kid in a garbage house that a few months ago were begging for money to keep their electricity from being turned off aren't thinking about long-term goals.
Most of these places will call off action if you can come up with 2 or even 1 missed installment payment. People they're suing usually don't have the money for the whole thing or they wouldn't have let it get this far. Sometimes the terms are worse but the debt is almost invariably rolled over into a new contract, which has the benefit of restarting the clock on a statute of limitations (this is the period a creditor has to take action on a debt; for most states it begins when you first miss a payment and ends after a few years. I believe it's 5 years in Virginia.)
a4fb2f No.282146
>>282145
Oh that's really clever. That's a pretty good way of actually seeing money out of someone who has nearly nothing. Thanks!
0fea96 No.282147
>>282145
To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised that some firm would repo a lady's with Alzheimers and her autistic kid's garbage house and take a sick pleasure in it despite it costing more than what it would bring back. There's people jewy enough for it especially in Finance.
Say the worse case scenario would come around, the most they could probably get out of it would be valuables Chris own like his PS4 and TV would would probably be worth 300-400 max upon reselling at an auction. I doubt Barb has anything of value aside from her gold necklace. All in all, I am fairly confident that the proceedings, time, ressources and energy invested in seizing the Chandler's belongings and their house would cost more to the companies they owe than what it would reap back on subtracting from their debts.
47c80a No.282149
>>282147
>TV would would probably be worth 300-400 max upon reselling at an auction
How big a TV does he have and is it 4K? If it's just the usual non-4K ~40" LCD TV you get for a couple of hundred at Walmart, it'd probably be in double-digit territory unless it was brand new and still in the box. Most TVs just aren't the big ticket items they were back in the CRT days.
194d31 No.282150
>>282147
They didn't dismiss the case because they felt sorry for Chris and Barb's circumstances. They don't care at all. Chris and Barb just gave up caring about their credit scores a long time ago is all.
They called it off because they got a payment or two. They would have absolutely proceeded if they didn't get some cash.
>>282146
That is exactly right. Chris has a guaranteed monthly income, yet is probably tens of thousands underwater when you add it all up. The goal of all collections' is to bump ahead of his other creditors to get paid first, or have him take out other loans or credit lines to pay them off.
There is a lot of art to squeezing money out of poor and stupid people.
0fea96 No.282152
>>282147
I didn't mean that they called it off because they felt sorry. I just said that despite their horrible living conditions, I highly doubt that they in the situation that they get seized that their creditors would recoup some loss from it.
>>282149
If my memory serves me right, it was a 40 inch LCD TV that Bob got Chris for christmas a couple of years ago. I think it's the same from the early CWC days that we see in the background every now and again. I don't know if it survived the house fire though.
b6e2e0 No.282165
>>281843
Can't wait for Chris to start trying to track down his darling's cell numbers and blow up their phones with inane bullshit.
47c80a No.282171
>>282152
I know there was the old CRT set that he infamously tried to sell on eBay (or was it Craigslist) for $250 several years ago, but what's he watching TV/videos and playing games on now?
Although if Christ does still have that old CRT TV in working condition, CRT televisions have already bottomed out in value and ones in new/nearly new condition are beginning to tick up slightly in value again due to retro gamers wanting to play games on the kind of screen they were created to be played on (especially for light gun games, which only work on CRTs because of the way they interact with the scan lines). But I don't think Bob's old TV was anywhere near mint.
fe9cb3 No.282200
>>281106
I love how he just starts babbling about My Little downy as if those names are common knowledge for a middle-aged politician/businessman. If it wasn't for this thread I would have no idea what this idiot is talking about.
>>282165
Let me get this straight, he writes letters on paper and then photographs them and uploads them on Twitter. Not even autism can explain something this convoluted. That's even dumber than taking a photo of your screen instead of making a screenshot.
c43551 No.282205
>>282200
Handwritten letters are more personal, maybe that's what he's going for, but he doesn't have a scanner, so he just takes pictures of them.
194d31 No.282208
>>282200
All of his old photos have horizontal ink lines suggesting that at some time they were actual photographs on paper, which were scanned into a computer, which were then printed out using an inkjet, and then scanned into a computer again.
59d630 No.282249
I'll post my pictures from the court in the morning.
30214a No.282261
Doesn't chris have siblings? if so how normal are they?
7f96e5 No.282263
>>282261
>if so how normal are they?
His mother's son is a hipster douchebag 'film critic', who wants nothing to do with them
His father's son is an optometrist, who wants nothing to do with them
His father's daughter works/worked for the government, and wants so little to do with them that she didn't even attend her father's funeral
30214a No.282264
>>282263
damn, that is harsh. Then again they where terrible parents
ab3f3c No.282267
>>282261
This is Cole Smithey, Barb's other son. He is, as >>282263 put it, "a hipster douchebag 'film critic'" who makes reviews that no one bothers to watch, read, or listen to. He received a little fame a few years back for giving Toy Story 3 a negative review, making him, at the time, the only film critic to give a Toy Story movie a negative review. He's also a very minor cow in his own right.
His website: http://www.colesmithey.com/
His Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/colesmithey/
His twitter: https://twitter.com/colesmithey
His Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/colesmithey
Chris' Patreon for comparison: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4525122
His CWC wiki page: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Cole_Smithey
Bob's children are normal people.
7f96e5 No.282269
>>282267
>making him, at the time, the only film critic to give a Toy Story movie a negative review.
Actually it was him and Armond White
02c4ed No.282299
>>282267
>$97 per month on patreon
Maybe he should give chris a call….
194d31 No.282303
>>282299
Part of the DoopieDoOver fallout was the revelation that Chris was going to become one of Cole's patrons. That must sting so fucking bad.
>>279941
>>279940
88456f No.282305
>>282267
Cole also used to run eBay auctions where the "winner" got the privilege of drinking beer with him (granted, Cole wouldn't pick up the bar tab). To say Herr Smithy suffers from USI is putting it politely.
88456f No.282313
Guys, I just realized something: in a few months, it will be the 10th anniversary of halfchan discovering Chris.
b3f384 No.282332
>>282313
>halfchan
4-cent garbage*
f46576 No.282355
Chris is getting blocked by everyone associated with MLP and Planet Dolan but he still can't accept its anyone's fault other than the trolls.
https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/901738924464373760
https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/901738479033384960
f46576 No.282358
I'm sure any rational woman would have done the same.
b1b7ec No.282372
>>279095
5$/mo for this?
The art is mediocre at best, you could learn lineart-ing something like this in a fucking month.
Do people actually pay for this shit?
The best way to succeed on Patreon with porn is by drawing niche fetishes.
This is pretty tame, but I can't be bothered to check if there's more hardcore stuff being drawn.
b67656 No.282373
>>282358
I don't think chris understands the point of twitter
f46576 No.282376
>>282373
Chris seems to think Twitter is Facebook mixed with a chat service like AIM. He thinks that if anyone posts anything it's an open opportunity for him to start a conversation with them and if they reply then it means they're interested in his pickle. This is nothing more than a continuation of his sweetheart search.
f46576 No.282416
WAHHH WHY DOES EVERYONE CALL ME A MANCHILD
b6e2e0 No.282421
>>282416
People have called him that since his discovery, why care now?
2f23d8 No.282431
>>282421
Maybe it's starting to get to him, or maybe someone said it in a particular way that he didn't like.
The funny part here is how he doesn't understand what "young at heart" means, like his manchild behavior is comparable to how Patch Adams or Mr. Rogers behaved or some shit.
f39d07 No.282435
I think "adulting" is my least favorite Millennial slang. They think it's cute like being 27 and wearing a pokemon pajama top while "ironically" blogging about making your own doctor appointment is cute.
d654bd No.282489
Why is there no coordinated effort to make Chris fall for more e-celebs? Think about it. He is like a tornado, it's very hard to come out on top of such an encounter without damaging your reputation or making people think you pick on retards. Naturally all e-celeb has is his/her image, so Chris is among the worst things that can happen to them - especially if he sticks around. He sweethearted many women already, doopie is the most recent one. She handled it awkwardly, but doopie is not even an e-celeb. What if Chris got convinced to sweetheart girls like shoe0nhead or Brittany Venti? They seem not bad looking and they have rather engaging and entertaining videos which he'll surely misinterpret as affection or something. Just about any hottest new e-celeb with these qualities is good, not necessarily the ones I mentioned. He'll flock to their twitters and spam it with bullshit and they'll be forced to react. Girls who exist by being popular on the Internet are known for being calm, reasonable creatures so *surely* their reaction to him will be appropriate, respectful and completely not blown out of proportion. He probably won't leave by himself either, so they'll have to tell him to fuck off like doopie did. It might have potential imo.
0f1df9 No.282500
>>282489
How do you plan on making him interested in anyone who:
a) isn't a good looking girl (or at least pretends to be one)?
and
b) doesn't draw downies?
f2c11e No.282502
He would definitely find June attractive but there's no common shared interests between them. He can't identify with that anti-GooberGate/redpiller faggotry.
3a971f No.282503
>>282502
He'd probably tell to dump that JERK ArmoredSkeptic. Knowing her, if the numbers start falling she might date Chris to get more attention.
On that note, I'm surprised that we haven't seen a woman from foxdick try to fuck Chris for e-fame yet.
47c80a No.282521
>>282484
>"Snyder snared me into his trap"
Uh, how exactly is hitting someone with a car outside his own establishment a "trap"? Chris wasn't supposed to be at the Game Place anyway, he was already banned several years before.
f2c11e No.282522
>>282503
Pretty sure the foxdick faggots have an unwritten rule that would mean anyone dumb enough to do it would be ripped to shreds.
f2c11e No.282524
Also, Chris now has a dating profile on BronyMate.
f2c11e No.282525
47c80a No.282527
>>282524
>Body type: "Average"
Chris, when your man-boobs stretch out the eyes on your Fluttershy shirt, you can't call your body type "average".
d654bd No.282532
>>282500
>>282502
Well, Chris is obviously retarded and doesn't get twitter. Open up their tweets with some html editor, edit their tweets to say nice things about Chris or proclaim their shy love/sympathy for Chris and watch what happens from there. It's not like he'll actually go through every single tweet and see if it's real. You could also just say the tweet was deleted or something to make it more believable. I think it will be enough to get his attention and watch the shitstorm spiral out of control. Also most semi-successful and successful e-celebs are pretty hot. That's not an issue. As for the brony thing, I am sure that they have at least one "ponification" of every e-celeb there is. Just take it and pass it off as the e-celeb's commission because she loves the show or something.
>>282503
She doesn't need to date him, she just needs to respond to him without knowing who he is. After that Chris will know what to do to provide us with most lols and create a huge head ache for her.
f2c11e No.282537
>>282527
How dare you say such things about Pristine Christine?
b6e2e0 No.282540
>>282524
He really let all the positive interactions he had at Bronycon get to his head, too bad for him the fandom's dying.
194d31 No.282546
>>282532
> Open up their tweets with some html editor, edit their tweets to say nice things about Chris or proclaim their shy love/sympathy for Chris and watch what happens from there. It's not like he'll actually go through every single tweet and see if it's real. You could also just say the tweet was deleted or something to make it more believable
Or you could just shit his pants and do nothing and he'll get ostracized anyway and write insane posts about schizophrenic dialog between imaginary downies.
47c80a No.282584
In case anyone's wondering what Chris-chan's latest sock puppet is on Twitter, it's @Vinyl_Star1.
Here he is attempting to communicate with another victim who had already blocked @cwcsonichu and he says that she deserved to be punished for not wanting to be called "dear" by him.
0f1df9 No.282593
>>282584
I don't think it would make any difference, but you'd think Chris would stop using downy handles and avatars. You know, try to make the sock puppet less obvious?
f88e45 No.282594
0f1df9 No.282598
>>282594
I didn't know that, we should try to learn more about it.
ceecc4 No.282600
0f1df9 No.282602
>>282600
Wow, interesting.
Does he like Sonic too? usually these autists like Sonic.
046bfb No.282607
>>282602
He created one of the most infamous Sonic ripoffs actually. You can read about it in the wiki.
0f1df9 No.282613
>>282600
>>282607
Do YOU have autism, my dude? I know it can be hard to detect sarcasm online but god damn.
806c22 No.282635
>>282613
>Not even the same id
>Assumes it's the same guy
0f1df9 No.282641
>>282635
I think you have some misconceptions about ids.
When 2 posts have the same id, then you can say they're the same person. When two posts have different ids, you can't say they're not the same person.
f2c11e No.282644
>you can't say they're not the same person.
d209d0 No.282693
>>282584
Looks like a ween account. Doesn't quite look like Chris's typing, especially the "u."
f2c11e No.282702
>>282693
Chris had a moment of self awareness about his easily recognizable writing style when he got busted as nightstar2891. That's why he tried his hardest in these (>>279939) faked messages between Chris and his sock to sound different.
f2c11e No.282704
d209d0 No.282719
>>282702
He might've had help from Waterman or whoever for the NightStar stuff ("Gloria" is mentioned and Waterman is obsessed with Gloria Tesch).
Even if Chris did switch up his style for the Vinyl twitter account, how would we know it's him and not a ween? There are quite a few of those accounts floating around now.
f2c11e No.282738
AYYYY I think we broke him
b4a0de No.282742
>>282721
It sounds like he's choking on his own spit
f8c4d6 No.282756
>>282738
Can someone give me the keynotes for what happened with Tabitha and Nowacking?
22df34 No.282812
Nowacking posted this
>>282358
and Chris chimed in with pure autism and right behind Chris was a foxdick faggot named Repo Man who relentlessly trolls Chris on Twitter and spams the fuck out of any woman Chris contacts on Twitter. One thing to take note of is that Chris isn't wrong about trolls for once. There is a faggot trolling him on Twitter who seems to be obsessed with making sure he doesn't make any friends, probably because of his own shortcomings. It's safe to say this guy might be A-Log 2.0, he's been doxxxxed and halal'd and turns out he's a furry degenerate in his fifties who collects autbux and trolls Chris all day.
autism.exposed/RWYnNB
22df34 No.282815
f8c4d6 No.282833
>>282812
someone should make that guy fuck off, it's way more fun when chris actually interacts with people
22df34 No.282850
438c0a No.283115
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I kek'ed at how the page about Bob more or less confirms that the lines Chris added to "Johnny are you Queer?" in character as a father telling his gay son that he's going to lose his inheritance is probably a direct quote from Bob, not that there ever really was much question that it was but this is just more confirmation.
22df34 No.283116
>>283115
Chris confirmed a long time ago that when he came out as a tomgirl Bob "threw the damned fag card at me"
21cbf6 No.283128
>>283115
>he's going to lose his inheritance
That's not as powerful a threat seeing as Bob didn't make shit.
c3c2ff No.283132
>>283111
> p 67
So Cole is sleepwalking while living inside a giant vagina? Uncanny.
50b16e No.283154
>>280633
Yeah. He even showed it off toward the end of the lecture.
b4b485 No.283160
>>283111
>the people of Cwcville fight the guys who only wish to free them from Chris-Chan's rule
>Chris-Chan has indoctrinated them this hard to hate anyone but their "glorious leader"
I'll bet that there weren't any people with the disease of Asperger's leading the charge. Was this a fight between them and Pmurt's army though? Or was it a fight against the rebels?
b4b485 No.283161
22df34 No.283164
>>283128
Chris and Barb blew his inheritance on a defense attorney after Chris hit Michael Snyder with his car.
6c88f4 No.283165
438c0a No.283169
>>283128
>That's not as powerful a threat seeing as Bob didn't make shit.
Bob left Chris and Barb some money (not sure of the exact amount but I believe it was in the low to mid five digits) but, as has already been said, they blew it all on legal fees after hitting Michael Snyder with the car.
Bob wasn't bad with money or, at the very least, he wasn't nearly as bad with money as Chris or Barb are.
22df34 No.283171
>>283169
Best part of this is that they bought an A-List attorney for an outcome that he could've gotten with a public defender. Chris was guilty as shit but their pride wouldn't let it go so they blew their savings.
dbb243 No.283177
>>283171
I don't think it's just pride, I think it's also ignorance and/or stupidity. Maybe they had no idea of how the whole process worked, or maybe they did know but thought a more expensive lawyer could do something about it.
Fools and their money, I guess.
e70a48 No.283184
>>283171
Chris didn't make the decisions. That was 100% Barb. And she only wanted an A-list lawyer because her ass was on the line - she also hit Snyder.
When Chris went to court for macing, Barb didn't bother trying to hire a top-tier lawyer, and he just went with a public defender.
3b44f4 No.283190
>>283171
>Best part of this is that they bought an A-List attorney for an outcome that he could've gotten with a public defender.
To be fair, they didn't know that at the time. If it were me I wouldn't take the risk of a public defender if there was a possibility I could do jail time
>>283184
>And she only wanted an A-list lawyer because her ass was on the line - she also hit Snyder.
She also tried to beat up the arresting officer
22df34 No.283657
Chris forgot that he already confessed to being nightstar2891 and he's white knighting for himself. LMAO at those replies though.
https://twitter.com/NightStar2891/status/904162981071728640
c3c2ff No.283660
>>283184
>>283190
You're assigned a public defender if you're indigent and don't have the assets to pay for a lawyer after a financial query by the court. Rather than billing you, the public defender bills the court for services rendered.
If they had (say) $20 grand in the bank courtesy of Bob's life insurance policy or whatever, they were paying a lawyer on their own.
22df34 No.283705
>>283660
Very true but they didn't just hire any lawyer they hired a five star lawyer for a case that he was over qualified for. They spent tens of thousands of dollars for fucks sake.
6bc914 No.284116
Can barb just fucken die already
4cb867 No.284127
Does anyone know Chris' dox? Specifically, I'd like a phone number so I could contact him directly about purchasing something.
3b44f4 No.284139
>>284127
>Does anyone know Chris' dox?
Somebody's new
22df34 No.284240
>>284127
Dude he posts his own phone number on the internet all the time. Look through his videos on YouTube there's a few at least he's posted his number in the description. Just know that he gets berated by trolls all the time so good luck keeping his attention.
c0b361 No.284241
>Bob writes a letter to chris for when he dies
>Asks him please not to squander what he gives him and talks about how important his stamp collection is to him
>Chris just makes a farting noise and gets mad about it.
Sweet Christ.
22df34 No.284250
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Chris spent his dad's 90th online reading his father's last message to his autistic tranny son and now I'm depressed.
ca8c2b No.284251
>>284241
No, don't tell me this is true. I'll literally cry for Bob if it is.
c0b361 No.284426
059aed No.284435
>>284250
Chris will be 40 soon and will have no Chris Jr to write a note to when he dies.
Maybe if barb took hormones Chris could impregnate her and they could make a pure Chris offspring
3b44f4 No.284478
>>284435
Would these be magic hormones? The kind that allow you to impregnate a woman decades after she's run out of eggs?
132c8f No.284515
>>284241
>>284250
People like to shit on Bob but he didn't deserve to end up with Chris as a son.
3b44f4 No.284519
>>284515
Yeah he did. He treated his better children so badly they didn't speak to him, and one didn't even go to his funeral.
132c8f No.284556
>>284519
We don't know how he treated them, and it's not uncommon for children to leave their white trash families behind after becoming more successful.
4cb867 No.284567
>>284240
We're pretty close friends now, actually. He said he'd send me a signed Sonichu plushy so, stay tuned for that.
22df34 No.284569
>>284567
Are you giving him money? Because that's the easiest way to get his attention.
44e553 No.284578
>>275430
Fuck you foxdickfarm parasites. You take the fun out of julaying lolcows.
01b1a7 No.284750
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It looks like a new saga is on the horizon.
ca5505 No.284752
>>284750
This is Jessica btw
22df34 No.284765
Epic troll or epic crazy? You decide.
11ed75 No.284767
>>284563
CWC looks like a librarian buffalo bill in this, but at least he's happy in love
c3c2ff No.284769
>She
was posting on his facebook for years trying to get a response.
Canine, just tell him to stop this tranny shit and I swear I will never speak of him again. You know it's the right thing to do after you fucked him up.
9d8180 No.284777
>>284750
She's yet to meet him in real life, but since she's been asspating him for years, he thinks she's sincere.
db8728 No.284778
>>284767
She might be sincere but bear in mind that tells have gone to further lengths than just spending a couple of years being supportive. Never forget that in order to ease Chris into this tranny bullshit the PVCC faggots bought a website domain, created a fictional tomgirl forum, populated it with members made up entirely of PVCC members, made threads and commented on them prior to Chris joining, and carried on the facade for God knows how long in order to convince him that cross dressing wasn't gay.
d16634 No.284787
>>284765
Attention whoring troll, but I always wish for it to be real for maximum chaos.
6e1e4e No.284788
Do they ever get tired of pretending to girlfriend Chris for troll points? I swear this is like the fifth time they've done this
c3c2ff No.284790
>>284788
They've been doing this for ten years now.
T E N Y E A R S
d16634 No.284791
>>284250
>Written when he still had hope and wishes for his son
>When he got his will to live again from Barbara and Chris though I bet thats what killed him when he lost his will again
>That long list of valuables that meant something, so many probably sold off/destroyed in the fire.
That hit me in the feels.
22df34 No.284796
>>284790
No you're wrong she's totally not a troll.
1cac28 No.284806
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It you don't watch this you're not a true CWC fan
2362e7 No.284814
>>284778
Thay might have been the most Truman Show-esque maneuver of the trolls.
22df34 No.284902
"It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip."
3715f1 No.284905
>>284778
>She might be sincere
C'mon
ca5505 No.284915
>>284902
>In a Complicated Relationship with Christine Weston Chandler
What if Chris and Jessica aren't really a "couple", and Chris, in an elaborate, vain, and stupid attempt to avoid looking creepy and thirsty af when flirting with women on the internet, has, somehow, convinced her to pretend to be his sort of gf? This way Chris, when confronted, can deflect criticism by claim he isn't actually flirting because he already has a sweetheart. Is Chris playing le 4d chess?
Or she could just be a dang dirty troll. And seeing as though she's been Chris' FB friend for a few years, she or he would have to be significantly more autistic than Chris himself if that turns out to be the case. Which wouldn't surprise me.
22df34 No.284919
>>284905
Different user here but I think she may be real in the way that she could be one of these really damaged crazy women who have morbid attractions to serial killers and the like.
22df34 No.284921
Also this. Chris posted this earlier today. Something about how he wrote an ORIGINAL DONUT STEAL song about downies and tolerance or some shit and he seems to be under the impression that he can get someone to make a country/pop/techno track so he can make a PMV. Whatever the fuck that is. I thought it meant porn music video but whatever Chris thinks it is it's clear that he's been pushing harder to legitimize his nightstar downy in his attempt to make his oc downy canon to MLP. This may also be why he's been pestering MLP voice actresses lately, maybe to get them involved in his project. Perhaps Jessica is an attempt to fool voice actresses into thinking he's in a relationship and therefore safe to unblock and work with on his shitty downy videos.
559df0 No.284933
A guy from halfchan /pol/ received some bonus gifts in the mail. Thread is still live.
2d7941 No.284936
>>284921
A PMV is the brony version of an AMV. They take clips from the episodes of theshow and edit them to make a music video out of it. I believe it's evolved outof the traditional AMV and is now including original animations and fan art.
3a47d3 No.284938
Has anyone seen how this fat autistic fuck eats?
https://youtu.be/7d8TetteEns
3715f1 No.284958
>>284915
Pretty much his only Facebook friends are trolls
6577d7 No.284959
>>284902
How is it possible that Chris still doesn't understand the very basics of rendering? I don't even understand what 'shading' he could be referring to, because he doesn't use light and shadow to give anything a shape. It's all flat.
3715f1 No.284974
>>284959
>How is it possible that Chris still doesn't understand the very basics of rendering?
He's retarded
559df0 No.284999
>>284752
If she's not a troll I'm going to kill myself.
c3c2ff No.285002
>>284933
> sorry for not sending you what you paid for
> in the meantime you can give me more money on patreon
Is Chris the ultimate kike?
fe8571 No.285016
>>284752
Which one of the foxdick farmers is this?
110034 No.285017
You think getting an actual, real-life girlfriend could fix him? Imagine if a girl trained him to be a functioning member of society by rewarding healthy actions with sex. If he starts bathing regularly and cleaning his house, he gets a handjob. If he goes 2 weeks without posting something retarded on social media and drops the tranny thing, that's a blowjob. If he actually manages to get a job, that's missionary. Maybe she can threaten to sell his legos and shit if he does something retarded. I almost wish I was a girl so I could fix this sad sack of shit. Is that the only hope for him?
4e3da5 No.285018
>>285017
No self-respecting woman would ever do that and I'm 100% sure he would try to get away with not doing his part every single time
b49f06 No.285021
>>285017
He was promised nudes and favors by a female troll under similar pretenses. When the conditions for china involved WERK, Chris was the one who broke off the relationship.
The NEET is strong in him.
07dcdd No.285023
>>284752
>>284999
I actually hope shes not because it would finally be a fresh twist to his story and on a fucked up level I kinda root for him, in the way you might root for Beavis and Butthead Also nice digits
22df34 No.285026
Chris is already fucking it up.
22df34 No.285027
Oops first image came out small.
3715f1 No.285031
>>285026
How does he manage to fuck up a relationship with a troll?
3715f1 No.285033
>>285017
You've pretty much named the pretend girlfriend troll playbook and offering him sexual favours and shit did not get him to improve his shit, because he's lazy and does not think there's anything wrong with him that needs improvement i.e he's retarded
110034 No.285035
>>285033
I don't know why I got my hopes up. I just want to see him get the help he needs. As funny as this trainwreck is, it's not gonna be funny anymore once he has a mental breakdown after Barb's death.
22df34 No.285047
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I know this video is an all time favorite when it comes to moments in Christory but since people are asking if girlfriends will cause him to get his shit together that's telling me there's newfags in here. This video is long as fuck over two hours but it's the peer into Chris' mind that the world needed.
In this episode Chris' sweetheart from the ground up needs her father's approval so a phone call between the two is arranged. What follows is over two hours of Chris making excuses, blaming trolls, using the autism card while simultaneously claiming it doesn't affect his life in a negative way, and Chris getting his ass reamed. Enjoy.
3715f1 No.285049
>>285035
>once he has a mental breakdown
He's retarded. There's nothing there to breakdown. If anything he'll probably be relieved that he no longer has to do stuff for his mother
3222bc No.285050
>>276625
Yeah, that's what we've been saying for over a decade. Face it, we're going to drop dead before he does.
3715f1 No.285053
>>285050
>Yeah, that's what we've been saying for over a decade
A decade in which he was young and had a moderately stable home. He's getting older, he does not have a stable home and may not even have a home at all when his mother inevitably dies
b4a0de No.285055
>>285021
Chris actually seemed to be doing almost well when Kacey was scolding and nagging him, maybe the combination of china and his massive ego worked in combination.
059aed No.285137
>>285035
But that's gonna be the grand finale
04b6c6 No.285330
Nothing says true love like planning a first date a month in advance.
4e3da5 No.285394
>>285368
wtf I love chris now
04b6c6 No.285398
>>285368
No random capitalization in those tweets I guarantee it's Jessi.
22df34 No.285508
451a1c No.287148
Do any of you think trolling chris chan is even possible now? Back in the Blanca days he was so fucking easy to fuck with.
I dont know if trolling him like we used to do is even possible now.