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a957be No.268243

I found somebody VERY autistic

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9532463/1/Sonic-s-Ultimate-Harem

I think it's longer than the bible

0070d2 No.268245

not as good as sonic high school, 1/5 didn't read


4390d5 No.268247

Here's something longer than the Bible and the Lord of the Rings trilogy combined

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4112682/1/The-Subspace-Emissary-s-Worlds-Conquest

The guy's been writting this for almost a decade


59159e No.268253

>>268247

Not only is it longer than the Bible and LOTR, it's longer than any piece of Fiction written in the English language.

Let that sink in for a moment


d485a2 No.268255

>>268247

>>268253

Looks like the creator of that has lost interest. If Lil' Soniq keeps this up he may surpass it. The longest piece of literature in the world may soon be a sonic fanfic about Sonic fucking women from other franchises and I don't know how to feel about that.


962a65 No.268259

>>268253

What about that Henry Darger guy? I think he might be in the running too.


441f90 No.268300

>>268243

>I think it's longer than the bible

At first I thought you were simply exaggerating, but then I saw that there are 267 chapters to this thing. All we need now is a way to convert autism to energy and we will have solved all the world's energy needs for the next couple of centuries.


4390d5 No.268306

>>268253

Imagine reading the whole thing. I would have to take a year or two off from life


d485a2 No.268308

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>>268243

He certainly is autistic, you should read the author's notes some of them contain gems like this.


938d4d No.268647

File: 1fc3087e7bac3cb⋯.png (61.89 KB, 1259x433, 1259:433, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….png)

>>268245

Liar! It's wonderfull.

I suspect Sonic might just be lying to impress mario.


d485a2 No.268657

>>268647

This can only end with Sonic telling Mario he fucked Peach only to receive a punch in the face.


938d4d No.268808

File: ff909a66ff1961e⋯.png (106.43 KB, 1356x893, 1356:893, sonic cucking Luigi 1.png)

File: 1abba53743b2793⋯.png (22.29 KB, 1035x165, 69:11, sonic cucking Luigi 2.png)

File: 45b38b17c8e977b⋯.png (35.62 KB, 1113x257, 1113:257, sonic cucking Luigi 3.png)

File: 720bbe3a268e29a⋯.png (99.78 KB, 1353x798, 451:266, sonic cucking Luigi 4.png)

File: cfafec85d9405e6⋯.png (25.9 KB, 248x387, 248:387, 2017-04-04-cuckolding.png)

>>268657

I I looked through it and didn't find Peach. I did, however, find Daisy, who cheated on Luigi with Sonic. Sonic has steadfast principles, and at first denies her advance, but after the slut says "Please" once, he agrees.

Both decided to not tell Luigi, because that would break his heart. Apparently bragging about it to his brother is OK, though.

If you're one of the people who say that Nintendo or Mario don't respect Luigi, you're about to have you prejudices confirmed. Mario doesn't care that Sonic cucked his brother. Instead, he's touched that sonic is caring enough to not tell Luigi the devastating news. They then both claim that the cucking brought them closer together.


513ad8 No.269029

>>268308

>blue blur

Wow, thats some old ass shit


cba681 No.278537

>>278529

>Have fun pedo animal fuckers!

We already are. Whom will Sonic bed in the next chapter?


74182e No.278543

>>268255

Is there an award for that? Also how is there not some dungeons and dragons shit that started in the 70's that isn't longer? Surely there must be some old guy slowly uploading a thousand scanned pages of his "masterpiece" somewhere on the internet.

Eventually it will be some creepypasta shit that some /b/tard keeps expanding infinitely. Given that the author can avoid killing someone for that long.


822225 No.287046

File: 17edb4f3c4a1444⋯.png (44.97 KB, 1188x171, 132:19, screenshot-www.fanfiction.….png)

>hasn't been updated in almost a month

R.I.P.


c31afc No.287335

>>268243

What is the point of this?


195080 No.287386

File: 6884a56d8754ee9⋯.png (4.74 KB, 514x41, 514:41, ClipboardImage.png)

I can't stop laughing.


7e5192 No.306914

>>287046

It's been back for awhile. Last update was Christmas, and to be honest I'm glad. I hope this beats that one smash brothers fanfic and becomes the longest story in the world.


90ac1f No.306990

>>268308

>Lil' Soniq

>Soniq

Definitely autistic




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