/cow/ - Lolcows (Three Years on 8chan!)

these josh threads just keep getting sadder and sadder

ha ha ha oh wow

Hey Andrew Noel Shaeffer

Le Pen lost the election to drug goobling faggot who is so corrupt, that it is hilarious.

Also ignore everyone sperging about Next. Everybody should know by now that Nool is a hack and where the record is stored.

>>267209

friendly reminder the official IRC log records show that jim watkins blew 12 TRILLLIOON dollars in user contributions due to him not understannding how the agpl works.

>>267199

Who?

>>267186

So is the man

josh hacked the site again:

>>>/sudo/37127

damn you josh

JOSH BETTER WATCH OUT

>>267232

Wow. Its nothing, because only /pol/ of all boards is affected. Nool however wants to know who are the evil foxdicks leaking the chat are so he could ban him from his lolcow empire. Surprise, surprise: /cow/'s not affected.

>>267276

It was all boards, actually, but now all board logs 404.

>>267281

Not the ones I have checkd besides /pol/. Still wasn't Null. If it was the case the first board to get disrobed that way would be this one, because he wants the IPs of the Foxdicks talking smak about him ITT. It was also deactivated on most boards. Now back to what Null actually does.

>>267285

I checked /cow/ last night and it showed all the banned IPs. Not a whole lot tbh.

>>267285

>>267276

lmao, this is pretty illustrative of how autistic you are IRCfag. now you dont even have the "josh leaked ips for all of five minutes" to fall back on.

gookmonkey really needs to stop giving me ammo, its not right to be so smug.

also josh hacked the site, this is a fact determined by the bright young detectives on this board.

Aids infected Sodomite is a bigger dick than Sherlock Spastic.

http://www.candicelynnpotter.com/showthread.php?tid=1145

>>267317

>also josh hacked the site

Not this shit again.

>>267334

Hi foxdick.

Did Nool fail to give head or something? First a filthy whore cucking hubby into sodomy now a angry faggot fag. Worth a read for the homo rage alone. Reminder that traps are gay like all trannies and you are fucking gay if you fap to trannies.

http://www.candicelynnpotter.com/showthread.php?tid=7&highlight=moon

http://www.candicelynnpotter.com/showthread.php?tid=1181

http://www.candicelynnpotter.com/showthread.php?tid=1180

http://www.candicelynnpotter.com/showthread.php?tid=1177

http://www.candicelynnpotter.com/showthread.php?tid=84

http://www.candicelynnpotter.com/showthread.php?tid=771

>>267355

According to them, it was them all along and not the foxdicks.

>>267358

>According to them, it was them all along and not the foxdicks.

What are you even talking about?

>>267362

Read the threads. In one of them linked, rageHomo claims that they are shitposting links to their site on foxdicks and Null deactivated registration over it.

>>267216

Andrew Noel Sceafer is former KF user Woody-Chan, aka Weeny Tran. A man best known for spending over a decade trolling and failtrolling a random bitch from Tumblr that nobody cares about and naming himself after Toy Story fapfiction.

>>267363

What does that have to do with

>According to them, it was them all along and not the foxdicks.

Who is "them," what were they doing in place of foxdicks, and what does it have to do with anything discussed in this thread?

>learn2english

>>267365

Never forget that same faggot spent a lot of time and effort reporting parkourdude91 because he was triggered by his weed smoking, which later turned out to be tobacco.

>>267366

I've never been able to figure out that wordfilter either

I kinda just assume it's something I'd rather not even know about

>>267368

I get the word filter, I just do't understand what the hell the poster is going on about.

>>267368

foxdick is a reference to anthony logatto. he is where the term a-log comes from and he gained fame as someone who made youtube videos raging at chris and talking about how much better he was than chris. later on, evidence came out that he wrote furry fanfiction about six inch foxdicks.

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Anthony_'A-Log'_LoGatto/A-Log's_Fanfiction

>>267329

i appreciate the concern friend, but im gainfully employed, and making spergs like you face facts that you dont want too hear is hilarious to me.

if 8chan disappears itd be sad, but mainly because retards like you damage controlled for hotwheels and the admin. especially you, IRCfag, who made the rounds on every top 25 board shitposting about things you do not understand and convincing retards to just accept faggotry from the admin.

>>267467

also, a rare change of on topic: what caused eddies mental illness to flare up on /cow/? the donnie long thread is hilarious.

>>267467

>who made the rounds on every top 25 board shitposting about things you do not understand and convincing retards to just accept faggotry from the admin.

Now thats delusion. First you didn't answer my question and second you come with another claim. You also don't do anything to make the situation better, although Infinity has been open sourced again and a instance of Next does exist. There is also still Lynxchan. Why are you hanging around in a Null thread and tell delusional lies?

>>267501

I just assumed it was foxdicks. He rustled their jimmies recently, I think.

>>267285

>he wants the IPs of the Foxdicks talking smak about him ITT

He won't rest until all cow threads on him get taken off the internet.

>>267549

He wants to see how many people he has banned are making fun of him. He's a narcissistic asshole through and through to the point that I think him not being talked about would drive him crazier than being talked about.

>>267365

Go away Woody-chan, nobody cares about you.

>>267509

>delusion

If in fact you are the yuropoor, owner of /irc/, and spastic dicksucker of the admin, its not delusion.

Youve changed your tune, and lied about, something that happened within the last week three fucking times itt. First it was "lmao only /pol/ is affected a hacker mustve done it" without a trace of sarcasm. Its because you are an incompetent moron and for some reason damage control for the admin.

openib/Infinity/vichan is beyond saving, and the site is STILL vulnerable. This is a fact.

Also, i answered your question. additionally you would have to be a fucking retard to not change your identity every post after the admin showed how incompetent they are, many times within the last month, because they still havent fixed what led to someone getting access.

>>267358

Whoever the hell this is, they dun goofed and got subpoenaed.

http://www.candicelynnpotter.com/showthread.php?tid=1207

I don't think that was their endgame, but kudos none the less. That is a true accomplishment. I'm sure Vordrak approves of this with his l33t legal skills.

Here is some updates on Null for you, /cow/. Null is getting unbelievably lonely. He has stated in chat multiple times that he believes that the only way he will find a mate at this point is through the forum. He is now open to dating a feminine male, but not a tranny because he believes they are crazy. Null is living off of pennies a day and is about to cash out his life savings so that he can do a multi-level marketing scam with his roommate. He is about to throw his final $25,000 down the drain because he thinks he is smarter than the average cow. He is currently over 300 lbs and cannot walk for long periods of time.

He recently received a selfie from a female user and for some reason he treats this as a cocks trophy. For some reason he has sent it to a friend of mine twice. Apparently he got a tit pic from a user because he made her a moderator of the girls-only board. Overall, he is in his mid-20s and is on a quick decline in mental and physical health. His financial health was never that strong.

On the positive side, he has begin taking Adderall or something like that, so he has been able to focus on writing code for his chatbox. He has literally been writing this chatbox code for 2 months. It isn't really that he is a horrible coder, I don't know enough about coding to pass that kinda judgement, btu he spends every waking hour of his day in chat whining about his life and trying to get into the panties of any female user who is foolish enough to talk in chat.

His master plan at this point for the year is to overtake the female lolcow message boards. lolcow.farm and Pretty Ugly Little Liar are his main focus. He has three plans when it comes to lolcow.farm. One is to use dynastia to find the best posters through discord and to get them to use foxdick Farms. Another is to start sending his troublemaking users to lolcow.farm to stir up shit in threads. The final plan is to sue lolcow.farm for stealing the lolcow name when it is owned by Null under lolcow, llc. Granted this isn't how the law works, but when has Josh understood law?

Speaking of law, Josh's "all else fails" plan is to live off of student loan money and pursue a degree in legal writing if foxdick Farms doesn't work out.

So once this young man in his mid-20s with no successful, verifiable work history burns through his final $25,000, he will begin amassing tens of thousands of dollars in debt for a degree he will never be able to use. He will be in his 30s with no verifiable and successful work history. He will have poor credit and hefty debt. In his best case scenario he will have a girlfriend he met through a lolcow message board. He will have no family and no IRL friends.

Any person being harassed by his message board or users, this is his future. The best thing you can do if you want revenge is to sit back and let him be. He is doing more damage to himself than you could ever do by shutting down his harassment palace. Just sit back and watch and enjoy the show.

>>267830

If you're going to make shit up, here's a tip: less is more.

>>267830

Knowing the track record of the kind of women who are on that site, Kosher Josh is going to be in a relationship with an overweight woman with BPD who will cuck him repeatedly and blame him for why she made a cuck of him.

This is the best situation, I repeat, the absolute best scenario for him. I would like some caps of this though, fam.

>>267833

>>267842

Posting caps from chat is a bad idea because Null will look up who was viewing the chatbox at the time that messages were posted. If you post more than a few chatlogs he will narrow down who it is taking them to a few people and then send you a PM saying that he knows that you are betraying his trust, and then you lose chat privs. He talks about this shit in chat constantly, so if you want first-hand proof, make an account, post like 20-30 shitposts and wait a week for chat access.

Just ask him something like "I know you have been busy working on this website, have you been dating?" and he will go on a spiel about how at this point with his internet footprint he can't date a "normal person" because they wouldn't understand what is real and what isn't, so his only hope is finding someone from foxdick Farms. For extra points, since your account will be a burner anyways, tell him you are a female in the Upstate New York area (because he is living around Buffalo) and when he asks for photos, send him some non-obvious fake ones. He's as easy to manipulate as Chris because he thinks he has power and is above being betrayed. Flirt with him in PMs for a week and he will probably make you a supervisor. From what I seen from other girls who talked to him, he will move as fast as you let him, but if you move too slow (no nudes for a year) he will start fucking with your account until you leave. Ask him about how he is affording to live on his own and what he plans to do in the near future and he will rant about how he is going to do a pyramid scheme or make big bucks investing $25,000 in real estate.

>>267849

You know how meth cooks in the US get around restrictions on Sudafed? They get many people to buy small quantities of Sudafed in different places.

Maybe one person posts a few and then another person posts a few and so on and so forth. If Josh can't nail down who's posting what, then he'll go on an insane witch-hunt which will inevitably get people who had nothing to do with this banned and thus pissed at him.

Thus, Josh gets driven crazier and we have a bunch of caps.

>>267849

Total bull. People post chat screencaps all the time and it's usually so busy that it would be impossible for anyone to narrow down exactly who it is.

Your lies are bad and you should feel bad.

>>267853

I don't know about rest but I can confirm the cap stuff. In one of his cow threads I posted caps of chat and Null PMed to me and said he knew it was me and then he banned me from chat.

It seems like it would be pretty trivial to set chat up to automatically just keep a log of who was in chat and who wasn't at any given time as well as their status (active or inactive).

>>267830

I wonder where he got that $25,000 from. Also what's the multilevel marketing scheme he's going to try?

>>267849

Which girls have you heard from? It would be great if someone could provide proof of this stuff.

Null, if this is true and you're reading this: don't post about your private life in public. You need to put up a "tough guy" front, make it seem like everything's going great and you've got no vulnerabilities. Don't respond to the critics.That's how you get people's respect. Keep your issues to private talks between friends. If you hide your thirst, you'll get women.

>>267830

Ugh, why does he need to code a chatbox? Discord works more than fine. There's so much more he could be doing.

>>267849

>>make account with a VPN

>>make a few shitposts, gain access to chat

>>take screenshots

>>get banned for betraying Null's trust or whatever

>>rinse and repeat

Just don't take screenshots from an account you care about and everything should be fine.

>>268028

5th? We had threads on Null since the beginning of that board and the other ones are at the post limit. Nice 4 posts in a row by the way.

>>268031

>That's how you get people's respect.

Waaay too late for that, anon.

>>268053

Nah. His past autism could be forgotten if he went a few years acting like a respectable person. That goes for anyone, really.

>>268060

The problem in Null's case is, that he won't, because he will never admit that something was his fault. Nothing is ever his fault. Furthermore you forget one important fact about Null; the fact that all his life takes place online. Only a few things take place IRL. On top of that come all the dick riders who more or less confirm that nothing is his fault. He will never take a look at himself to fix his shit. Why do you think he is a homeless 300 pound hamplanet without a Girlfriend now?

>>268073

>Why do you think he is a homeless 300 pound hamplanet without a Girlfriend now?

He isn't outside of /cow/ fanfic.

>>268060

This is true, especially the last part. Look at all the people /cow/ let drop off the radar. The only reason /cow/ seems to keep up with Null these days is because of the Infinity fiasco and even that's starting to fade.

>>268147

Soon he will get into trouble again. He dropped of the radar, because he is on the run from Vordrak the crazy bong and because Foxdicks hasn't produced any spectacular trouble.

> The only reason /cow/ seems to keep up with Null these days is because of the Infinity fiasco and even that's starting to fade.

If this were true, Null would have vanished into the foxdick bubble and never ever resurfaced from there. Instead he made a tranny name database, got Allison rapp fired, got into a bitch fight with Vordrak, founded Lolcow LLC . Soon we will see new spasms from Null here, because his users and detractors alike come here to talk smack about him. After this we get some more autism, because as we know from another thread, Null comes into these threads to defend himself.

>>267209

>Also ignore everyone sperging about the earth revolving around the sun. Everybody should know by now that Galileoo is a hack and where the record is stored.

>>268244

If you're going to try to make yourself look smart, at least spell Galileo right. Magnifico-oh-oh!

>>268073

He could grow out of it. He's only what, 23?

The whole girlfriend thing could be remedied super easily. He went to Asia, right? Donny Long has proven that picking up cute girls from shithole countries is easy as heck. Tons of horrible and downright retarded people manage to get laid one way or another.

>>268294

>cute girls

Thus proving they all rook same to white people.

>>268294

Donny s first wife was hot but his new one is hideous most likely a post OP tranny. Can't even afford a boob job. Sad!

>>268031

https://foxdickfarms.netPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORDs/xenforo-2.29191/page-2

Its taking him forever to do it, too.

>>268042

How about you stop being a nigger and do it yourself, then you will know that its true. Its possible to fake chatbox conversations, and if you do decide to cap the chatbox, don't just grab text because I think Josh has it coded into the system to record who copies the box. When you copy the box the text expands for a second and thats kinda weird, so who knows. So use imagecapping.

I can verify the following is true from >>267849

>He is living in Buffalo

True, plenty of people know this.

>Being a girl gets you noticed

He doesn't make a secret about this, so I don't know why people here are demanding so much proof. He openly admits to this.

I can verify the following from this >>267830

>Null is lonely and looking for grill on kf

I've seen him say that he could only find a girlfriend on foxdick at this point because of his google searches. Idk if he was kidding or not but he has said this plenty of times.

>$25,000 on MLM

He asked chat if it was a good idea to do this. I don't know if he was going to do this or not. A week before he said he was going to invest in property with his roommate with it. I don't think he knows what to do but I think he is figuring out that foxdickfarms isn't paying off.

>300 lbs

Yes he is. i think he said he is 320

>Collecting pix and lewds from female users to be moderators.

Not moderator, just supervisor. The joke is that her tits must have been pretty gross if he didn't make her a full moderator.

>Adderall

Yeah, he said that getting a script would mean he finally got work done. [insert infinity next joke here]

>Hostile takeover of female lolcow boards

Another thing he has been open about. He has ranted about some faggot who runs lolcow.farm and is weighing whether doing a thread on him would scare their users away or scare him away and make foxdickfarms the last place for them to go. He admits he doesn't give a shit about what they talk about there, he just wants to increase the userbase.

>Legal writing

He said he wants to do legal writing or something else. Can't recall right now

>>268355

Law isn't nearly as lucrative as it was 10 years ago. Especially being a paralegal. Once again, Josh is his own worst enemy and there is really no reason to go out of the way to fuck with him. Just let him defeat himself and watch the inevitable shitshow.

>>268355

>"I can verify!"

>posts nothing that would actually verify it

I see what you did there.

>>268147

>He isn't outside of /cow/ fanfic.

He's very fat and has no gf. Unconfirmed if he's 300 pounds but plausible given that he's been about that level before. Homeless? I guess not technically if he's sleeping on a friend's couch.

>>268246

nb4 "It's spelled Galileoo you retard, prove me wrong."

>>268358

Also pretty sure he'd need to get a ged at least.

>>268413

It's been a long time since we've talked, but he told me that he weighed 265 pounds.

Mylar Sammy graced #ncr with his presence recently, and since he said "foxdickfarms is 4 gayz," I thought I'd tell him about it.

May 05 17:25:17 <JEWS> FuckThe80s no one on /cow/ thinks you're going to die this year http://poal.me/nppl4f

May 05 17:25:36 ← enzo- has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)

May 05 17:26:07 <JEWS> forty of us are betting on the owner of the foxdickfarms dying though

May 05 17:26:44 <FuckThe80s> that Null idiot guy who got what he deserved but then opened up da site agian?

May 05 17:26:49 <JEWS> yeah, him

May 05 17:27:24 <FuckThe80s> I bet Null will get turned on if Trump pop a latex balloon

May 05 17:27:37 <JEWS> he weighs 120 kg and his family hates him

May 05 17:27:49 <JEWS> could a balloon even lift him?

May 05 17:28:22 <FuckThe80s> wow I'm only at 61 kg… and yea everyone h8 Null he will end up like a homeless guy when his mom kick him out

May 05 17:29:34 <stupid_termite> oh shit sammy's here

May 05 17:29:38 <stupid_termite> how've you been man

May 05 17:29:59 <FuckThe80s> when I was fat I was at 89 kg but I have never been at 120 kg… Null is insane fat… and should go play on dem freeway

>>268414

That wasn't my post, friend. Please do not confuse my high quality posts for such trash.

Regardless, all I'd have to do is link to Josh and Cripple's articles if someone asked for "proof" but no one ever seems to. Probably because you know I'm correct in my assertions.

>>267358

So who's behind this? Vordrak?

>>268440

How tall is Big Josh?

>>268504

He already said "nb4" m8. Learn how to internet you cow.

>>268566

My post didn't contain that phrase, champ.

Perhaps you should stop worrying about the BMI of some PHP pro who runs a forum you don't like and try gaining some reading comprehension.

>>268355

>He has ranted about some faggot who runs lolcow.farm and is weighing whether doing a thread on him would scare their users away or scare him away and make foxdickfarms the last place for them to go. He admits he doesn't give a shit about what they talk about there, he just wants to increase the userbase.

I remember him writing a furious /pt/ post about their admin rejecting him as a host last year. Why is he still upset by this shit? Did he not get the memo that people on the chans don't want to join some gay forum with forced namefagging, upvotes, and a tranny mod majority?

>>268565

He told me 5'9". So if he's still 265 lb, then he has a BMI of 39 and a bf% of 40%.

>>268570

HIS post had that phrase, dummy.

>>268582

The implication was that I'd made that post, you fucking brain dead retard.

>>268590

No it wasn't. Prove me wrong.

I always mistake this guy and britbong, they have that same manlet look and unkept haircut.

>>268903

they are brothers

>>269087

lmao

>>269100

who is this?

Null is at /sudo/ again defending his "honor" as a talented PHp programmer:

>>>/sudo/38068

>>269087

gr8 b8, 15/4

>>269358

If he hates his forum so fucking much then why is he still running it? Oh wait… that's all he has in life

>>269361

You know that's fake, right?

>>269376

I know it is my dear Anon-who-clearly-isn't-Null

>>269378

Is everyone who points out old bait Null?

>>269422

Analar is the biggest faggot on the farms and quite possibly mentally handicapped.

>>269376

It may be fake, but I'm pretty sure that Null still doesn't have a job and no pretty girls have approached him and asked him on dates. (Not sure if enough people are donating.)

>>269430

You're being very generous to ANALR, this is the guy who admitted on chat that he

*sniffs his own cum

*is 5"3'

*is a fat fuck

*obsesses over a specific chick in yoga pants to the point of derangement

*has an intense fixation on submarines

*has never had sex until he paid a hooker

etc.

>>269422

CasualSeppuku is a biological female.

>>269433

I think it's hilarious that you morons think I'm still "defending" Josh, or that I am Josh in the first place.

It must be pretty painful to take so many mental leaps in the face of the fact that this site is run by incompetents, what the cripple made you believe about the IN drama is just plain wrong, etc.

>>269570

Holy shit. Isn't this our fifth thread about you not being Josh? Does this board have no moderation? Let's try to keep this contained to one thread.

>>269570

Sure Nool, sure. If you screech for 5 threads about how Nool has dindu noffin' although the project failed, because Null had a bitch fit and sperged out, you are not some kind of spotless lamb. You are not even guilty of all the wrongs tinyboard has collected over the years. You are just an autist who is retarded enough to defend a total fuck up who has become hamplanoid NEET and is running a forum about a retard into the ground for years.

>>269584

Obviously it doesn't, when there's like 12 KF meta threads in the index. I think they've just accepted the fact this board is the KF dumping ground.

>>269595

Didn't read your autism, sorry. I'm right, you are wrong, deal with it.

Feel free to prove me wrong though.

>>269688

>feeling the need to be right this desperately on an anonymous image board

So what's it like having a tiny penis?

>>269732

I wonder what it feels like to have such a tiny amygdala, that you have to deny, that a certain sperg failed at web development. Development. That's the shit you supposed to do with weird looking charts, specifications and diagrams.

>>269756

>>269732

What's the obsession with my body parts?

What does the amygdala have to do with anything? The primary role of amygdalae is the formation and storage of memories associated with emotional events. Also, smaller amygdalae, a bit counterintuitively, better form and store emotional events. Because women have smaller amygdalae, and on average they can better retain emotional events.

My dick size is surprisingly average. Although kinda thin in the girth department. Not a pencil dick, but if anything I'd like it to be wider. not longer.

I don't have a need to be right: I am right, period.

>>269914

I'm sorry to disappoint you again, anon with a mental illness, but I'm not your boogeyman.

>>269902

>I don't have a need to be right: I am right, period.

sorry about your small wang bro

>>269919

Sounds like you just want a picture of my dick.

I don't blame you, if I were a lonely homosexual who got constantly #told in some imagined weird dom-sub relationship on a dead cantonese cave engraving forum, who constantly imagines the person telling him he's a fucking retard is another faggot he has a hateboner for and obsesses over, I guess I'd probably want a dick pic to get off to.

>>269920

I see I got under your skin.

>>269921

No, I'm just pissing away time until my clothes are dry. I'll be sure to continue posting with phallic imagery since you're so obsessed about my dick.

After all, I don't want to be responsible for a suicide because some homosexual lost his final fixation that kept giving him attention, and a reason to continue, in a downward, lonely, spiral.

The saddest thing is that Josh's "legacy" (if you're weird enough to use that term to describe it) will be upsetting a crazy ex pornstar and getting a bunch of relatives doxed. That's going to overshadow anything else imo

>>269922

So you're upset is what you're saying.

>>269925

No, I'm honestly flattered, but sadly for you not into men.

>>269902

Let me play a sad song on a violin as small as your willy to you.

>>269926

Why would it be sad for me if you weren't into men?

>>269927

Someone on foxdick made a thread on Donny Long, Long went crazy and made a forum named after Josh's mother. Long uses it to sockpuppet as six different people and is trying to blackmail Josh into getting the site donor list by (poorly) doxing anyone related to Josh. Was partly responsible for foxdick going down earlier this year.

I'm probably missing some details, but that's the bare stitches of it.

>>269971

Also worth noting that Long's forum started shit with a lawyer they think is related to Josh and is now seemingly in deep shit.

>>269975

you are correct sir.

http://www.pornwikileaks.com/attorney-melissa-sanford-review-fayetteville-ga-dumbest-lawyer/

>>269957

Because apparently you obsess about my dick size. Are you retarded, or what?

>>269981

Nobody cares about your dick you faggot.

>>269981

Man your feelings really got hurt huh buddy

>>269986

Nah I'm just taking the opportunity to talk about my dick, since you brought it up. It's clear you want a pic. I gotta warn you, it's a bit unmaintained down there, but boringly average.

>>269985

Well, apparently it's the prevailing subject in this thread.

>>270003

>Well, apparently it's the prevailing subject in this thread.

Bacause its so tiny and cute, that you have to beef for weeks and defend your idol Josh who will get shot dead by a tranny for your sins.

>>270073

>beef for weeks

What the fuck is "beef"? I'm not defending Josh, and I've been telling retards that they're not retarded for months.

>Josh who will get shot dead by a tranny for your sins.

wew, do you think I give a fuck, you autistic piece of shit?

>>270099

Or rather, that they are retarded*

Someone put nearly $18,000 dollars in fake credit card transactions through Josh's donation service lolcow.us. That fat retard is openly desperate for money but is trying to blame Vordrak.

http://matthewhopkinsnews.com/?p=5004

looks like josh is working on blazechan/nextchan, he and his goon friends are really upset about being found out

>>270104

I see this ending very poorly

>>270102

>Sam is so butthurt over his slapfight with a fellow lolcow that he sent 20k to cwckiforums out of spite

What a winner.

>>270109

All of those charges are going to get refunded, though. I don't get what this was supposed to accomplish.

>>270003

All males posting in this thread should post dick pics imo

>>270104

where did you hear this?

>>270102

That's nice, Vordy.

>>270124

he heard it on /pol/, where the mod is currently going on insane banning sprees, obsessed about woodchippers, "goon trannies" and some small imageboard that doesn't even have a community. and more likely, he's actually one of the /pol/ mods, probably going around various threads trying to spam bullshit to damage control for his embarassing tirades.

it's pretty easy to refute these dumbfuck ramblings, because josh isn't anywhere near this project:

https://gitgud.io/m712/blazechan

>>270126

>>270124

also, here's the /pol/ log

https://8ch.net/log.php?board=pol

>>270126

Not seeing it on /pol/ but the log is hilarious.

>>270126

>>270127

>muh bans

megooka/goonchan/pl pls go

>>270102

So what illegal stuff has Vordrak done so far, do we have a list? There's the two faked terrorist threats and now the credit card fraud.

>>270102

FYI, even if the farms go down, Vordrak's criminal actions won't be forgotten. Blogs and pages about him would immediately go up.

>>270151

What criminal actions? Vordrak did not do it you fucking retard. Josh got caught sending the anonymous messages when he paid some brit to send it snailmail. Null was forced to admit it.

Josh's retarded denials are no more plausible than his claims about the virtues of Infinity Next.

>>270149

You must be a foxdickfarmer. No one buys Josh's denials. Even Josh's super-hot, sexy lawyer aunt won't sue Sam Smith or Margaret Pless over their allegations that Josh is a pedophile terrorist.

Josh is obviously behind the fraud and he is obviously harvesting foxdickfarmer credit card numbers. Even Chris-chan isn't stupid enough to donate to foxdickfarms on lolcow.us. That takes a *very*, *very* kind of special at this point.

>>270149

You'd need to actually prove it was him first, foxdick.

>>270147

outside of your hugbox everyone rightfully laughs at you retards. your shitposting isn't going to work here, sorry.

>>>/pol/

>>270154

vord is just dishonest. he equates some snail mail letters to some emails, if I recall correctly. he also brings up some story that was posted on josh's forum, to prove he was a pedophile, which was the responsibility of other poster's of course, and of course brings up the fact that the police seized his computer to search for CP (of course, leaving out the reasons as to why, which were reports from all of vord's friends in the first place).

of course, his dishonesty is what makes it funny in the first place. that's why this is all entertaining. it's two lolcows going off on each other.

if you actually, honestly believe this shit you're simply just as stupid as these two retarded losers slapfighting each other.

>>270167

>hugbox meme

>whaa whaaa everyone that disagREEEEEEEEEEEEEs with me needs to go to muh boogeyman board also let me make a claim with no base or proof while crying about a boogeyman board

>>270188

Nah, /leftypol/ is more our boogeyman.

>>270188

you must be new here, friend

>>269781

what the fuck are you trying to quote?

>using emoticons unironically

kill yourself

>>270126

Cuckchan has way more bogus bans on day than Kampfy could ever sperg together with the help of 3 outside factions shitting up the board. If you still give a shit about /pol/'s feud with 4 flavor of total loser, go invent the Judenofen, stuff yourself in, put crank the lever to 250 °c and pop up!

On other hand I can confirm that Josh is neither directly involved in Nextchan nor Blazechan. I wish John good luck with pushing out Blazechan as the next thing to replace Tinyboard as defacto standard of the alt IB world.

>>270104

If this is true, it is the most delusional shit I have ever seen all the Wannabe gamedevs in the RPGmaker forums I used lurk.

Let's look at the reality with this slightly outdated list:

http://www.9ch.in/overscript/

Overscript lists about 60 IB softwares. Not even a third of them are still seriously used today. Only these are available and still in development.

https://github.com/bakape/meguca

https://github.com/vichan-devel/vichan/releases

https://github.com/FoolCode/FoolFuuka

https://gitgud.io/LynxChan/LynxChan/tags

https://github.com/majestrate/nntpchan/releases

The most widespread among them are FoolFuuka, because every pennywise who runs a imageboard archive uses that and Vichan. As I said, I wish Jack good luck with getting his software out, mostly because competition is a mother bitch. A event like the huge Exodus to 8chan is very unlikely; Everyone who already had a beef with 4chan is already covered by 8chan or other IBs.

>>270188

You sound so brand new, that I bet you came to here from Foxdicks for first time.

>>270099

What the fuck is English slang according to you and why is your dong so tiny? You are screeching for months and months in defense of a fat, incompetent,uneducated, instable Autist who probably doesn't give a shit about you, because you are heavily invested in being right about a halfbaked PHP project that was cobbled together with raw talent and not so much planing. You either have never been probably socialized in your entire life or you miss your micro dick so much, that you have to waste away your life such autistic shit.

>>270188

Cuckfy spotted.

>>270299

No, it's just likely that you fucked up your grammar because you're a non-native speaker and yuropoor, IRCfag.

>I have confirmed

Oh thank fuck that the yuropoor has confirmed that this bullshit is in fact bullshit and /pol/ niggers are just chimping out over something that doesn't exist.

Whatever would people do with out you, IRCfag?

>defense

>defense

>defense

Bringing up inconvenient facts in the face of your total and complete dick sucking of the administration is not a defense. They're just facts. Deal with it.

>>270102

>>270154

>>270156

hi vordrak. dont you have another school to send bomb threats to?

>>270326

You foxdickfarms see Vordrak everywhere. He haunts your dreams. At this, point he is some sort of crime lord in your autistic fantasies.

>>270325

And another chimp out decorated with ad hominems and a conspiracy theory. Can't wait for the next screeching.

>>270195

>>270299

>>270301

why don't you guys like 8/pol/ and it's turkish fuhrer?

>>270354

i don't think it's vordrak because he'd have to be some kind of autist to link to his own site but surely you could see why someone might

guyz i really think this crap is unimportant. What matters right now is i wanna boff melissa.

wow melissa is so fine! on the varios georgia court websites you can find her court cases and client names. we should be generous and share this bounty with every client she ever had!

>>270431

hi donny how's the subpoena

>>270431

The Photoshop…do you think they will notice?

>>270433

JEWS who posted the pictures of Melissa?

>>270437

The name field clearly says "Anonymous."

>>270438

Yeah, but did you get a location like Donny's house or is it a proxy?

>>270474

It's been over a year since global volunteers could tell the difference. If you're >>270325, I'm surprised that you don't know that.

>>270430

>shopping her face onto a fit body

This is like me shopping my face onto so ripped dude with an 8 inch piece. You are not even defaming people right anon.

Just noticed the donation button and bar are gone from KF front page.

>>270475

What the fuck are you talking about, retard?

These incompetent shitstain admins still don't block Tor image uploads completely, even though it's supposed to be "for safety." Tor posting is disabled on your board yet in reality it still works depending on the circuit.

And the poster you're responding to is not >>270325 what would even make you think it is? Do you think I'm Donny Long or something now, in addition to your Josh boogeyman?

There's certainly no way for cocksucking global volunteers like you to determine that fact now that addresses are just hashed on the face of it. They took your only introspection into attacks on the site with some convuluted hashing scheme. Range bans still don't even work, which will require hashing the CIDR notation several times, and all bans will be limited in scope to whatever timeframe they rotate the salt.

>>270572

>>270475

Also, since you decided to pop in, it's nice to know that you faggots see no problem with having what are basically two Jewsh threads up at the same time. Might as well just take another dump on the board.

>here's some screencaps of Jewsh's shitty chatroom O M G he's talking about hookers and being depressed about bitcoin, what a LOLCOW(tm)

>more KF meta faggotry

I guess you've finally embraced it and just become a shitposting board for some forumfags to whine about their shitty admin or get "revenge" over the fact that they were banned. Guess you and that fat fuck have a lot in common.

>>270573

You seem deeply invested in what's ultimately shit you claim not to care about.

>>270573

foxdick and Josh are different because Josh is an lolcow in his own right, and had an ed page before he took over foxdick. Fuckin noob.

>>270583

>>270590

He'll deny it until he's blue in the face, but this is just a salty former board owner (can't remember which one offhand) with a raging hateboner for Jim. After the Next debacle, he started shitting up every Null thread trying to convince us that Jim stole a bunch of credit card numbers and sold them to an outside party. Best just to ignore him, since he'll just keep on with his autistic temper tantrum indefinitely.

>>270590

The two threads are basically the same shit, this thread gets KF meta shit and the other thread has KF meta shit. In reality there's not any real cocks in either of these threads but don't let that stop you.

The only funny thing about these threads are two retarded faggots going off on one another, one of them most certainly being a sociopath and the other one simply having a "defiant" streak or whatever that disorder Josh claims he has is.

>>270583

You seem awfully upset when I call out your IRC butt buddy for his retardation. I also didn't know you need to be "invested" to make certain observations.

Maybe that's why morons think I'm Josh, they project their pathetic investments onto me.

>>270591

Are you retarded? I've never owned a board, sherlock.

Jim didn't steal a bunch of credit card numbers people trusted 2channel/his shitty outsourcing firm to store them correctly and they didn't. He enabled people to steal them, they shouldn't have been unencrypted, and even besides the fraud aspect it deanonymized any paying customer and what posts they'd made on a fucking anonymous textboard, all tied to credit card data.

How is it possible to be this inept? Why do you keep trying to throw your delusional fantasies on the wall to see if it'll stick?

Is it because you're a yuropoor and your brain was damaged by ionizing radiation from Chernobyl? Or is your retardation genetic?

>>270590

As if he ever considers that. He has nothing better to freak out whenever the topics Josh and Infinity Next are uttered. we can all be grateful that Next chan's owner intends to replace it with his Blazechan.

>>270591

Smiley?

>>270593

>>270602

>Speaking in third person of yourself in one reply

>Give yourself away with your parnoid ramblings in another.

>Hop the IP for another reply 2 hours later to screech at the guy who claims that you used to own a board.

You are not as smart as you think you are.

>>270607

I had shit to do, and I don't intentionally hop. Any post with the same ID, especially across the same days, is just a happy accident, I'll leave it up to you to figure out why that is based on my past posts. Most likely you won't be able to figure it out because you're brain damaged.

>"I" is the third person

Boy oh boy are you brain damaged

>>270609

Let's review your post:

>The two threads are basically the same shit, this thread gets KF meta shit and the other thread has KF meta shit. In reality there's not any real cocks in either of these threads but don't let that stop you.

>The only funny thing about these threads are two retarded faggots (By this you mean yourself and me)going off on one another, one of them most certainly being a sociopath and the other one simply having a "defiant" streak or whatever that disorder Josh claims he has is.

You are not as smart as you think you are.

Little reminder of a vaguely similar incident on our sister site lolcow.farm.

https://lolcow.farm/kiki

>>270610

No, I mean Josh and Vord. Hence, JOSH, in the second half of your bolded text, and Vord being a sociopath.

I guess that makes you the single braindead retard amongst you and I, you fucking moron. I don't think you're a sociopath, you're just stupid.

But the million dollar question remains: how are you so fucking inept?

>>270613

Sounds like you have that autism thing didn't point out the context clearly enough. Especially when you consider that Vord hardly got active directly lately and Null is busy with internal drama and his horrible chaotic mess of his life. Without that context, anybody has to read that sentence three times in order to find out what is meant.

Don't let that little commentary about communication prevent you from having another meltdown, Poseidon(?).

>>270593

I don't use IRC so I haven't a clue who you're talking about, but I'm sorry that they pissed you off this much.

>>270615

m8 I just want to get my news updates on how Vordy is fucking with Joshie or vice versa. Idgaf about Next drama, thats old news.

Dear Null, some advice from someone who considers you a friend:

1. Please sleep more

2. Please stop biting bait

3. Stop doing drugs*

>(*Prescription anti-anxiety meds are okay, but you should probably talk to your doctor to make sure you're getting the right pill and dosage, because it's hard to tell if they're having a positive effect on you)

Overall, please chill out and try to be more self-aware.

Love,

A friend

>>270648

Tell that notjosh, not me. I have some new Vordrak moves for you to gawk at. Now Vordrak accuses Nool of tracking and defrauding his fellow foxdicks. Furthermore we learn, that his cock.li clone was used for terrorist threats either by the instable people he surrounds himself with or the instable people foxdicks has pissed off.

>>270650

>Please sleep more

Not on the Pervetin (i.e Crystal Meth) clone Adderall, Homor. If the latest post about Null's private life is true, he is hooked on that stuff.

https://matthewhopkinsnews.com/?p=5004

>>270615

Telling you that you're a fucking retard isn't having a meltdown.

>you missed da context

No, I didn't, that was my implication, either that or you don't know what the third person is because you're a non native speaker.

>poseidon

Who? Fuck off, moron.

>>270664

>Telling you that you're a fucking retard isn't having a meltdown.

Make it read like someone is screaming in fury while leaving 3 walls of text in a row is. Sage again, because this has fuck all to do with Null and you are obviously not interested int him anyway.

>>270705

>Make it read like someone is screaming in fury while leaving 3 walls of text in a row is

That's your projection onto my posts. Tell me, did daddy yell when he called you a dumb dumb when you were a kid? Makes sense, if so.

I'm interested in watching a sociopath lay into another faggot, I suppose. Josh doesn't react in a hilarious way, though. By my definition he's not really a lolcow. Vordie's increasingly desperate attempts and his feigned moral compass (that he's obviously developed to blend in because he's a psychopath) is actually hilarious though. You just kinda make fun of the fat fuck and he responds predictably, and hilariously, flailing about.

>>270741

Now you take common psychobabble to claim that you totally haven't been caught raging. Next you will claim that you aren't new since the Next debacle, because now that shows as well. If you are such a 8chan expert, why don't you visit the now intregrated archive and look up Josh's tripcode, he has given away to either you or someone else, to find the very first Null threads?

>>270655

whatever you say, vordrak

>>270753

protip, if its someone shilling vordys site, its prob vordrak. I think he's the only guy who thinks he's entirely truthful.

>>270746

No thanks, I'm not really interested in doing what you tell me to do, you're obviously autistic.

>psychobabble

I'll take that as "my daddy yelled at me and called me a dumb dumb, and I now project anger onto anyone calling me a fucking retard."

>>270650

>he's friends with Josh

Well that explains a lot.

>>270819

>No thanks, I'm not really interested in doing what you tell me to do, [because I am le seeekrit Kang]

Then you are the inept retard when it comes to the guy whose honor you are defending for months. Sage again, because your problems have nothing to do with Null.

>>270894

>defending honor

Nah you're just wrong. Why do you rage over the fact that you're wrong, yuropoor?

>inept retard

No, friend, I'm not the one with learning difficulties here.

itt: irc yuropoors, foxdicks, and not-josh

>>271240

>>>271240

Josh dindu nuffin, he a good boi.

>>271642

And if he's admitting to 265 it's probably 365

>>267830

>The final plan is to sue lolcow.farm for stealing the lolcow name when it is owned by Null under lolcow, llc.

HAHAHAHA holy shit. Why does he want them on his site? He always had a grudge against lolcow and he's tried to raid it several times. I also remember him making a thread about them on foxdick saying that they "hate men" because some of the users whine about men. (Because men on male dominated sites never whine about women).

>Trying to get PULL on foxdick

Why the fuck would anyone want to do that? That site is 10x worse than tumblr. He must be really desperate for females if he's willing to let PULL users ruin foxdick.

>>271691

None of the things that post describes are true. It's more foxdicks getting a rise out of pulling /cow/ along.

>>271701

Whatever helps you sleep at night, foxdick.

>>271701

Well, they sure did a good job bc that's quite believable.

>>271703

That you're willing to accept an unsourced account as genuine says a great deal about the quality of these threads.

>>271691

>Why the fuck would anyone want to do that? That site is 10x worse than tumblr. He must be really desperate for females if he's willing to let PULL users ruin foxdick.

Null has said that ultimately he doesn't care about quality of members, only quantity. They're just numbers on a graph to him.

>>271725

More users potentially means more donations. It's actually smart thinking.

>>271725

>Actually thinking quality matters when talking about lolcows

Don't get wrong, foxdick is cancerous, but tell me a site that isn't cancer anymore. If I'm running a site in this day and age, the best way I'd get any quality is to let anyone in because that makes me more money.

Josh is a narcissist with delusions of grandeur, but he's actually right. Plus, he's actually sort of gotten better or at least is less public with his chimping.

In a way, Null reminds me of DarkSydePhil in that he is a terrible person whose house of cards is going to fall someday and when it does happen, it'll be hilarious. And by extension, Vordrak and his gang of autists is like the SoK to Null.

Sorry for doubleposting, but there was something else that I didn't think of when I posted.

I say Vordrak's gang is like the SoK because they're obsessed with Null's every move and are weening against him. They know that no one would give a shit about them if they weren't going after a person (Null/DSP) that hasn't already made themselves look bad.

And at first, people think it's great because no one has done this before. Once the novelty wears off, you see the reality of both groups being composed of little more than power-hungry attention whores looking to stretch that 15 seconds of fame for as long as possible.

>>271785

>If I'm running a site in this day and age, the best way I'd get any quality is to let anyone in because that makes me more money.

The problem with that is foxdick is free to join and there's no advertising displayed for members. More members just means more server costs. And newer members are probably less likely to donate than the core that has been there since the beginning.

>>271793

>the core that has been there since the beginning

You mean the ones he hasn't banned?

Theyre the biggest spastics there.

>>271793

You gotta think long term, fam. There's no quick path to success.

Also server costs aren't much. The site meets its funding goals every month.

>>271824

That's almost as funny as Rikas web comic

>>271864

If the bar filling at the bottom of the site is any indication then it just barely meets it. It'll be curious to see how far NEETdollers spread

>>271864

>>271892

Keep in mind too that as far as we know, Null lives by himself and is on his own. "Server costs" has to also cover living expenses. Basic stuff to be sure but it makes it more then however much it costs to run a server that's constantly attacked by bigger lolcows than josh

>>271892

It clears the first two tiers every month. The third I believe is unrelated to funding the site itself. The site is doing fine under the current plan. We're pretty happy with it tbh.

>>271864

Yes I know Josh has his plans for a network of "lolcow" sites but the only one that hasn't failed is the one he inherited from someone else.

>>271998

I don't think he's attempted other sites to form a network, has he? The wiki maybe (though it's more a compliment to the forum), but it still gets updated. Are you counting the email thing? I don't see how that's connected.

>>272019

>you speds

Stay salty, friend.

As for the cock.li thing, it reads more like a side project then part of some massive empire you seem to think he's building.

>>272019

You forgot the coke zero.

>>272015

He tried to host ed, he tried to control cow through next, he tried to absorb lolcow.net (or whatever the girl cow site is called). And then there was his own lolcow wiki, lolcow email, and lolcow news– all failures.

>>272015

>Are you counting the email thing? I don't see how that's connected.

Except that it's called "Lolcow Email" and run by Josh?

The gossip rag targeting the special needs demographic. I'd say it's a great idea, but it's not something you should be proud of

>>272049

You forgot to mention Somethingawful when Lowtax asked if there was anyone who could help upgrade his forum.

The forum has been running fine since it came back and people are going to such extremes to attack Null that they're getting sued. Face it: he won.

>>272164

he lost his fam, barely can afford to live and even admits he doesnt care about the forum. face it: he lost.

>>272164

>>272257

Vordrak and his crew dedicated almost a year to shutting down foxdick and all they have to show for it while making themselves look as deranged as possible was that foxdick shit down for three weeks. Josh, meanwhile, now has to make foxdick nomadic hopping from server to server, is probably living as close as you can in the US to hand-to-mouth trying to keep foxdick afloat while being ostracized from his family as a result. Both he and Vordrak's crew have trashed any chance that they will live a normal and fulfilling life. Face it: This whole situation is the Internet equivalent of a nuclear war in that everyone lost.

>>272263

"The future is unwritten." foxdick is still here and Josh can bounce back. And he's not nearly as poor as people claim, he still has thousands in savings. Meanwhile, there's nothing Sam can do to add more pressure. He's exhausted his ammo and no one else is stupid enough to waste as much time fighting back as he did.

>>272277

>Thousands in savings

>Cashing in a 401(k) because of online bullshit

>Immaturely burning bridges with family because of online bullshit

>Moving to Buffalo in the dead of winter because of online bullshit

>Living off of sardines because of online bullshit

>Being 24 and making a message board more important to you than family, saving for being old, and a future

Foxdicks are willing to pay for his ghetto lifestyle, but with null cashing in savings in order to sustain a barely scraping by lifestyle, he's going to really hate his 30s, 40s and 50s. He should just go work in fast food or some shit.

>>272263

I don't think anyone denies that the other side is fucked, too, but if were talking bout whether josh, the topic of this thread, won or lost, he most definitely did lose.

>>272257

Where did he say he doesn't care about the forum? He must care if he's made it his job.

>>272288

>401k

>Buffalo

>Sardines

When you have to make things up, you've lost. Surely you know that.

>>272263

This is why normal people reach settlements so as to avoid prolonged fighting that only ends up causing more damage than necessary to both parties.

>>272288

>He should just go work in fast food or some shit.

That's whay he was doing before. It's about his speed tbh. Unless he either gets a GED or vastly improves his programming ability, I'm not sure what he's going to do when his cash runs out.

>>272298

He's literally said he doesn't care right now and isnt motivated to work on shit. Also, He has said he is cashing in a 401(k) that was his savings and taking the penalty on it, he has said to multiple people hes in upstate NY and he has whined in chat that hes living off sardines.

>>272318

>he said

>he said

>he said

>multiple people said

Caps? Links?

>>272335

>Link me to shit everyone on KF knows

not your nigger, you do the digging but its known shit dude.

>>272342

That shows how you and whoever said that has no proof.

Well known shit would be he runs k

f and wants some puss

>>272263

>This whole situation is the Internet equivalent of a nuclear war in that everyone lost.

The audience certainly didn't lose.

It's like an Aliens v. Predator movie that's actually entertaining. Sperg v. Sperg.

>>272342

>dig for shit that doesn't exist

Thanks for playing!

>>272263

>>272257

Josh was never close to his family, I don't think he cares about what happens to them.

Anyone else remember this gem from Lolcow, LLC?

https://samuelcollingwoodsmith.exposed/

>>272408

who knew picking a fight with the same maniac who tried to get him framed as a school shooter/bomber was a bad idea

>>272388

>>272460

If he'd removed the thread early on Vordrak probably would have fucked off, too. That's the really sad part.

>>272468

he has never been the type to own up to things he's at fault for, something he claims is OCD or ODD. So yeah, getting that crap any kind of apology he gives isn't even half assed

>>272468

>>272468

Not to defend Josh or foxdick, but if he pulled the thread there, then the savvier thread subjects would see how Vordrak got his thread removed and adopt the same tactics. Not removing the thread was the right decision, about everything else afterwards was Autism Wars: A New Dope

Sage for doublepost, but Tard Wars is a far better name.

A New Dope

The Autists Strike Back

Return of the K iwi

>>272858

I don't know. He largely left ED alone after they edited a line out of his article. Plus Null could have publicly in a way to suggest he didn't cave to the pressure. Most subjects on KF don't have the time, money, or psuedo-lealese to do what Sam is doing.

>>272884

Yeah. Most victims just don't have the power that Sam has, the way that most of Donny's victims don't have the power Melissa has.

LOL Have you guys seen this?

http://matthewhopkinsnews.com/?p=5041

According to Vordrak, Josh's aunt Melissa Sanford paid British libel lawyers to make it clear to him she disowns Josh.

How fucking grimdark can Null's life get? This is like, his family are actually paying A-Tier lawyers putting people on legal notice he is dead to them and furthermore they'll be sued if they associate the family with Null.

Oh but Nully says it was worth it because he still has foxdickfarms! Totally worth giving up his family! Right guys? Guys?

> On Ms Sanford’s behalf, Carter-Ruck said,

> “On the assumption that your descriptions of

> his [Moon’s] actions are accurate, our client

> condemns those actions in the strongest

> possible terms”. Ms Sanford goes on to claim

> that she does not know where Mr Moon is,

> she believes that he has left the United States

> and neither she nor any other member of the

> family she is aware of knows his whereabouts.

> Ms Sanford no longer considers Mr Moon part

> of her family and furthermore has never lived in

> the same state as him, let alone with or near

> him.

>>273102

Sam, stop shilling your website here.

>>273102

>>273103

No, leave him alone brah. Shilling or not that's some funny cox.

>>273102

>>273105

Josh is special.

The only time I have ever heard of a family literally paying lawyers to disown someone.

I can't think of a single cow more dysfunctional than Josh. Not a one. Nick Bateman may be in jail but he had a fuller life, is happier and less hated.

>>273107

Hahahahahahah. Bahahahahahah.

Fuck you Josh and foxdickfarms. You are vermin-filth. Loathesome vermin even pedophiles shun and recoil from in horror.

No one will ever love you if you carry on down this road. You are filth. You are worthless. Your own mother despises you. Your aunt has publicy severed your blood.

>>273156

You sound extremely angry.

>>273156

>>273167

Yeah, but angry boy is right. Joshy really is shunned by his mother, aunt and even pedophiles didnt want to play on 16chan. I laugh a little inside every time I think of his life.

>>273172

Didn't they ban him from Blockland?

>>272015

Lolcow Wiki was intended to exceed and replace ED.

Lolcow Email was intended to replace cock.li.

Lolcow News was – as Josh stated – an attempt to take the various shit posted in the forum, water it down and tease it out into a cocks site. He said several times that this was to be a commercial venture with the object of making money.

He attempted to create a payment processor for people kicked off of Patreon, PayPal, etc.. The problems here were (1) nobody trusts him, ever, and (2) few people other than himself who have this problem of being kicked off payment processors are mostly doing shit that's very illegal, borderline illegal or in shit taste. Its a legitimate market of maybe a couple dozen people.

I don't blame his strategy here – he is tarred for a long time for running KF and figured he might as well try to own it. But realistically little of this shit has ever made money unless he just straight up starts dealing in dark net shit. That's the direction circumstances and logic seem to be drawing him toward anyway.

Wouldn't the Darknet quickly reject him too? Unless he decides to run a monetized CP site of course but given his programming skills that is likely to be quickly and easily robbed by hackers or breached by the FBI.

>>273175

Multiple times.

He also says in that post that he modeled his personality on the creator of Blockland even though he hated Josh.

And some people actually question if Josh is truly an lolcow.

>>273180

I should also mention that he wrote that he tries to infuse the Farms with elements of that guy's personality.

LMAO JOSH DELETED THE FOXDICK THREAD ON DONNY LONG

>>273198

KF IS TOTALLY DEFEATED AND GOD LONG THE PORN GOD HAS WON COMPLETELY!

>>273252

>>273252

>>273252

You better hope that you aren't faking those emails donny because if you are the article goes back up

>>272468

The really sad part is that the thread probably would have been removed if Vordrak had asked politely instead of rushing straight to attack mode. Boring threads typically get taken down on request.

>>273257

Especially considering that Null is more sympathetic to GamerGate than the rest of the KF because of 8chan. A nice letter like, "hey I'm a GamerGate journalist and this thread is giving the evil SJWs ammo against me can you take it down blah blah blah" would've worked.

>>273273

Go suck a dick Vordy. Nobody cares.

>>273273

Looks alot like damage control tbh lol

>>273274

Aww Joshy. This will be just like last year when you thought the mean Samwel Vordy who hurted your feels would be extradited and it turned out all the terror threats came from your failed cock.li clone foxdickfail.email and you rited the mean letter to that other dude, Oliver, who got your mummy fired.

Your little autistic fat face lights up and then nothing happens.

>>273273

HELLO FELLOW COW/BOYS IF YOU REVIEW THE ABOVE ENTITLED DOCUMENT (SPECIMEN A) I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT SIR SAMUEL COLLINGWOOD SMITH IS NEITHER "CHIMPING OUT" NOR COMMITTING ANY FORM OF DAMAGE CONTROL. IT IS SAFE TO SAY THAT THIS RUCKUS IS ENTIRELY FICTITIOUS AND WE MAY ALL CONTINUE TO MAKE FUN OF JOSHUA "NULL" CONNER MOON (THE PAEDOPHILE).

>>273279

Go fuck yourself Vordy, if I was you I wouldn't be shitposting on image boards I would be instead focusing my efforts on supergluing my butthole shut cuz obviously you're getting fucked hard by the most autistic porn star on the internet.

>>273283

You sound a little bit touchy.

>>273288

It's still better than being on the receiving end of a Carter-Ruck's lawsuit.

>>273293

Is he though?

I see a lot of spamming from Donny but not a lot of lawsuit aimed at Sammy.

Still, we'll know more next week. Maybe he'll get sued. I get the impression that he is probably not stupid enough to do anything other than tell Donny to stop doing stuff.

>>273293

>>273294

>>273293

>>273294

I will be interested to see. Either Sammy will get anally rekt or alternatively the light will die a little more in Nully's eyes.

>>273297

There's a light in Null's eyes?

>>273297

Vordrak's efforts completely floundered once Null moved. I think this is just Null being opportunistic. Some rich lawyer in his family that doesn't like him is suing Vordrak and Null using her to fight his battles.

>>273294

>I get the impression that he is probably not stupid enough to do anything other than tell Donny to stop doing stuff.

The problem with Vordark is that he thinks his legal education allows him to fuck with people while staying JUST this side of liability. His ego doesn't allow him the self awareness that he's a manchild with no practical experience or knowledge of the law (the one exception of being a McKenzie Friend one time which he brings up over and over again notwithstanding). That will work when going up against online enemies, especially retards like Null, but if he gets in the sights of an actual biglaw firm he's fucked.

Null thinks he is playing some autistic game of chess with Don, Oliver and Sam. In reality, Null has cause for action against these idiots. So while Null is playing his stupid games, his aunt is doing actual work. I'd be careful if I was Null though, because she's swinging her dick as is and if shes inclined she could probably cause him a headache as well.

>>273362

Very possible, but the only time Null has ever stared down litigation he double-dog dared them to do it and they backed off. Null almost seems to want to go to court. He has nothing to lose and would drag out anything she tries him over for months or years using a public defender and a couple lawfags from the foxdick as informal help. For every dollar he spends in court, she'd spend hundreds more, and he'd probably have fun fucking around. Even in a worst case scenario, unless the charges are somehow criminal, the "Lolcow LLC" entity would dissolve and foxdick Farms would emerge under a different name. Since Null doesn't even own the data in his database, he could theoretically reinstance the entire site with a new logo without any problems.

Chances are his aunt just wants Donny's site to go down and Sam to stop writing about her. With her nephew, it's more complicated. She's might even be afraid of him. No one knows what their relationship was like, except that it was bad.

That law firm going after Vordrak is pretty hardcore but what could they possibly win from him? He's broke as fuck. I guess more public humiliation.

>>273404

His tongue, for one thing.

I don't know for sure how this works, but from what I've read, the UK will sell the titles to apartments in buildings they've built and sell them for cheap to council members holding positions like the one Vordrak did. He lives in the modern equivalent of a concrete commieblock, but he owns it outright according to financial information. She could legally seize that and rent it out for additional income will recouping losses.

>>273301

One eye on the booty, one eye on the streets.

>>273382

>He has nothing to lose and would drag out anything she tries him over for months or years using a public defender

You don't get a public defender in civil court.

>>273404

Since the whole point of the lawsuit is just to exert pressure to make things online stop being posted online, it won't ever get to that point, especially because Vordrak has completely surrendered. He'll publish anything she wants and will likely take down anything she wants that he can (which unfortunately is just his own site and whatever sperging he's doing off the radar and not the main thorn in her side).

>>273415

>You don't get a public defender in civil court.

I thought that was only small claims court. Whatever Josh employed would be a lot less expensive either way.

>>273489

Say what you want about Null, but he loves his website. It's a good thing.

>>273489

NULL IS THE STRAIGHTEST PORN GOD WHO EVER PORN GODDED KILL YOURSELF!!!

>>273496

I don't think anyone has ever accused Josh about not caring about foxdick. The real issue that people have with Josh and foxdick is that he cares too much.

But all things considered, Josh has worked himself into this corner because he's inept at everything that isn't keeping the lights on for what is basically an online adult daycare. That's why his 30s (if he makes it to 30) are going to be unrelentingly brutal.

>>273498

>I don't think anyone has ever accused Josh about not caring about foxdick. The real issue that people have with Josh and foxdick is that he cares too much.

Josh's main problem is he cares too much.

Let's just note that for the record, this is the main problem /cow/ has with Null.

>>273489

source of this shit? if shits going down with the farms I wanna see it

>>273502

http://candicelynnpotter.com/showthread.php?tid=1734

>>273504

thanks, but these emails specifically? I want to know what plan yellow or green are.

>>273489

>I am arrested or killed

What a delusional retard

>>273500

MY WEAKNESSS ISSSSS

THAT I CARE TOO MUCH!

AND MY SCARS REMIND ME

THAT THE PAST IS REAL

I TEAR MY HEART OPEN

JUST TO FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

>>273506

exceptional individual**

>>273506

oh, he's always had this fantasy that some lolcow would come over and try to ice him and that he'd be a martyr.

>>273509

You're the one who sounds kind of upset.

>>273512

thats not null

>>273513

no it actually is and !foxdickfarmg is probably AnOminous shitposting

this is my house baby

>>273514

what a twist!

>>273511

I would miss him if he ever die. Not as a person but as a spastic retard who brought me many laughs

>>273415

> Since the whole point of the lawsuit is just to exert pressure to make things online stop being

> posted online, it won't ever get to that point, especially because Vordrak has completely

> surrendered. He'll publish anything she wants and will likely take down anything she wants

> that he can …

That's the difference between Vordrak and Zaiger on the one hand and Nully on the other though, isn't it? Vordrak and Zaiger know when to back off, when a fight can't be won or isn't work fighting.

Null on the other hand, considers it a win if he loses his family, friends, home, employability, reputation, chance of ever getting laid even with a transthing, sanity and money - all as long as foxdickfarms stays up.

There in a nutshell we have the difference between normies and autists, regular folks and lolcows.

>>273520

It's less about the forum staying up and more about letting people say what they want. The medium and platform is happenstance. If I had ended up with a broader responsibility with 8chan I would be doing the same for it as well.

I don't think you understand just how much it thrills me to speak and how much I enjoy seeing others free to do the same.

>>273524

if you're a josh impersonater, you're doing a great job. "protecting free speech" is seriosuly what he thinks.

>>267153

I wonder if josh knew anything about "sunshine"

>>273546

Probably not, since he never told anyone about it. I think that, if he knew, he would have throw it in Freddit "Quadratic Sine" Breddit's face.

>>273542

oh it goes back much further than vordrak though. he was affraid of bikers coming to kill him during the jace days.

>>273524

>If I had ended up with a broader responsibility with 8chan I would be doing the same for it as well.

Well, you did (global vol), and it was taken away from you because you doxed people on cow who made fun of you. So forgive us if we lol at your "muh free speech" posturing with a forum where you ban people for similar bantz.

>>273567

Not quite. The full story is a bit more fun but it'd drag someone else through the mud so I'll leave it be for now.

The actual reason I was demodded was for capcoding a post on /baphomet/ offering a prioritized feature request for the board owner if they managed to dox or chase away some annoying tripfag who owned /fem/ or whatever at the time. The post was used in publications to demonize 8chan so Fred got freaked out and demodded me so he could brush it off as it just being a rogue gmod.

>>273524

Josh, one of the most cringe-inducing autistic things about you is your "protecting free speech" schtick. I doubt anyone outside of your foxdick Kidz Klub really thinks, or will ever think, you're doing anything to advance free speech. It's kinda hard to, when you go against your own principles by not allowing any threads on you or your buddies. Either teach what you preach and allow a Null thread or get off your high horse and just admit you like to laugh at retards like the rest of us.

>>273603

Lol nigga you got your privileges revoked for getting into it with swami of all fucking people after she trolled the shit out of you.

>>273604

what buddies? really. what friends of josh's should get threads?

>>273618

Implying Josh has actual friends.

>>273604

Allow a Null thread on foxdick or?

>>273603

Regardless, you did dox people for making fun of you on cow.

>>273622

In the early days, he actually had a thread but it was made as a kneejerk reaction to someone being banned rather then something with his blockland cocks in it.

I think he since silently deleted it though. So yes, his idea of being the "defender of free speech" is a joke and I cringe every time he seriously claims this.

>>273622

>>273618

>>273621

I meant the mods and other, uh, "elite" foxdicks (e.g. Catparty), which are the closest things he has to friends

>>273631

He also blocked links to his ED article and the threads on Blockland about him.

>>273641

wow, how insecure

>>273642

Indeed. It's almost like he's not actually a free speech martyr.

>>273645

Speaking of, I loled at this but you can tell this guy is going to get banned sooner rather than later.

>>273632

how is catparty a lolcow?

>>273650

He makes me very angry!!!!

>>273650

Not a lolcow per se, but him along with a handful of other megaposters whom's post count is in the extreme range are laughable when you compare their post count to their sign up date.

SEE Anominous

>>273645

Gotta love the ratings Null's asskissers are sending him.

>>273681

Smug Josh is Best Josh, replying to his own thread like a lolcow.

>>273659

They may be odd individuals but a good test if thy are an actual lolcow is if they have a legit thread on cow or better an ed article covering things outside of foxdick. The only one that satisfies either test is Ichverbot.

>>273681

>I didn't dox anyone from /cow/. I don't know why you think this and I don't care.

You crossreferenced IP addresses from cow with ones from your site when you were a global vol and later bragged about it. That's how we know about it.

>>273681

>Posts search results showing no Ichverbot threads, thus proving our point.

Thanks Josh! Never change!

>>273419

Nah. If you're being sued and you're indigent the court will just give you a list of legal aid clinics at best, the phone number for the Bar Association at worst. The only exception is really in matters that get serious as fuck like child custody or if its possible that crimes will be brought to the court's attention.

http://matthewhopkinsnews.com/?p=5170

Vordrak is now claiming that he had the bobbies come over for a cup of tea so they could go through his emails and prove Donny was lying. Can someone from the UK confirm if the UK police are really dealing with this kind of faggotry when they have rampant Muslim terrorism to deal with?

>>273805

No Vordy, we won't.

>>273822

Obviously doesn't know how IDs work.

>>273805

>>273822

Looks like Vordrak says that the cops are not spending a lot of time on it. Most likely if Donny really did send a block caps threat to frame him then they did not feel the need.

It's not like an unhinged HIV infected felon like Donny or a pedophile fugitive like Josh are credible complainants.

>>273869

Whats the story with his aunt sueing the maniac and his thread being nuked?

>>273870

Donny has been sued by Josh's aunt for calling her a pedophile and for posting photoshopped nudes. He may be the source for the images in this thread.

The aunt is suing for $2 million and has tried to blame Vordrak, posting 'shopped emails. No one believes this apart from Null, who has made a deal with Donny to keep his thread down if Donny will dish the 'dirt'. Donny has obligingly spammed ever more implausible allegations against Vordrak which the foxdicks lap up with autistic credulity.

Vordy has responded by posting Donny's block capital threats to frame him and giving the real emails to the cops. The cops have shit his pants and done nothing except make a note and send a formula letter. That is basically what Vordy wanted though. He just wanted some cop to see the original emails to make sure Donny was not taken seriously.

Josh's aunt Melissa Sanford has instructed the very bestest libel law firm in Britain Carter-Ruck. They have got in touch with Vordrak and apparently demanded he post Melissa's public disowning of Joshy. Vordrak bravely caved in immediately. Given the cold light it shines on Josh's car-crash of a life, Vordy was probably not too upset.

For some reason, Melissa publicly disowning and condemning Null makes the foxdicks think she is suing Vordrak.

>>273870

>>273872

So, what happens when Josh finds out he's been rolled by an incredible fuckin' HIV-infested grade-A autist?

>>273872

What a life Josh has made for himself.

>>273872

thanks, this cleared up many questions I had.

>>273893

You keep asking every goddamn thread. Yes, his first GF was into vore and he wrote fapfics for her. Allegedly those pictures are commissioned but I don't know the weight to this rumor nor do I really give a shit.

>>273872

>The aunt is suing for $2 million and has tried to blame Vordrak, posting 'shopped emails. No one believes this apart from Null, who has made a deal with Donny to keep his thread down if Donny will dish the 'dirt'. Donny has obligingly spammed ever more implausible allegations against Vordrak which the foxdicks lap up with autistic credulity.

What a fucking mess.

>>273899

>What a GLORIOUS fucking mess.

josh is my favourite cow.

The fact that he has a legion of autists who believe his rewrites of history makes him even funnier.

>>273897

>his first GF

It's a girl he orbits (more tightly in the past than now). Josh has never had a GF.

>>273913

That's not true. He's dating a cute girl right now, her name is Samuel Collingwood Smith.

Anyone know why josh has taken to saying "when I was a mod on 8chan" every second post he makes ?

>>273897

Poor Joshy can't handle the fact that he spent way too much money on vore art and wrote creepy stories about eating people for a girl who thought even he was creepy in the end.

What a fucking loser. Nice try covering it up though.

>>273940

Well it seems we managed to scare him away so… Yeah, guess so

(hi josh)

>>270102

>retarded aids infected faggot exposes another retarded faggot for calling in bomb threats on the retarded family of a retarded faggot

wew

>>273943

Holy trainwreck, Batman

when's the inevitable lifetime movie gonna happen?

>>273872

Vordy is the source for the images in the thread. He asked me to help him make photoshopped nudes of Josh's aunt but I told him no.

>>273872

[pants-shitting intensifies]

>a US attorney hires a libel firm in the UK to denounce…an American living in the US

hey sam, if you keep telling yourself this, will it make it true? lol

>>273948

So to be clear, Sammy has nothing to do with the lawlsuit, right?

>>273948

Post proof or gtfo, nigga.

>>273990

Vordrak is the one who is about to get sued. They hired a law firm that specializes in defamation in the UK for a reason. They are asking people for e-mails and other correspondence from him for a reason.

It's pointless if you ask me since Vordy is broke and living off gibsmedats. So even if they win a judgement what could they possibly get?

>>274030

So Josh is hiding behind his aunt who is sueing the both of them despite disowning Josh and only the stuff against Donny might go through?

Jesus, what a mess.

>>274030

They can always take his house, and on top of that the sheer embarrassment of the high and might Samuel Collingwood Smith being brought down by some hick woman lawyer from Georgia is going to bruise his ego for a long time.

>>274102

Tick Tock, Samuel…

You better go househunting for a big, spacious cardboard box before it's too late!

>>274030

>hired a law firm that specializes in defamation in the UK for a reason

She paid them to write a letter, probably under a reciprocal deal. That is not the same as "hiring a law firm." Please leave your basement once in awhile before you pretend to be an internet lawyer.

>>274108

Why should he? Vordy hasn't left his basement in ages and that hasn't stopped him.

>>274110

None of thats blackmail. He's threatening the cuck sure, but not blackmailing him.

>>274177

It's extortion, which is similar to blackmail.

>>274200

Calm down, josh, you're still jobless and barely surviving off the kindness of autists. Once the whole Sam shit is done, you'll still be jobless and borderline homeless. Focus on real life and not this bullshit and maybe you'll be able to live semi-comfortable in a few years.

>>274202

I'm going back to college in Fall to finish my A.A. and get a B.S.. There's a fun idea I have to go someplace exciting while still working on programming projects. Dunno why you care, I'm plenty comfy as it is.

I don't think you understand my schadenfreude.

>>274203

Dudes right, before you apparently disabled it (? its not working on my end) the donations bar only barely filled tier 1 before stagnating near the begining of tier 2. And unfortunetly for you, I doubt anyone who has the power to put Sammy "Paedophile" Smith away knows a thing about imageboards, let alone is autistic on the correct capitalization (or lack therof) on them.

Devils Advocate, you really ought to find some way to squeeze more money out of the farms so you can simply make by. NEET Donations are only going to go so far.

>>274203

No, you'd give up halfway through the application then make a big deal about how hard it is and run back to the sad forum that you ruined your entire life with

>>274203

>back to college

lol

>>274203

>Back to college

4/10, Josh does't even have a GED IIRC

>>274225

maybe he means a collage, you know the thing you make with cutouts and glue. That seems like it fits his skillset

>>274203

You don't even have an A.A? Goddamn you are one dumb fuck if you couldn't manage to finish community college.

Go back to writing more vore stories about girls you cling to, fatty.

>>274225

After being expelled he was finishing his classes at a community college. So yeah he was taking courses at college but they were to graduate high school. It's all moot because he dropped out anyway without any credits.

In the USA, college is a scam anyways.

>>274298

Hang the fuck on - didn't he have a programming job somewhere before he was fired/"Quit"?

>>274305

Yeah. You don't necessarily need a diploma to do programming. Look at Edward Snowden.

That said, it's a lot harder to get a job. Josh threw away a lucky break.

>>274308

He says he quit, in reality I think he was fired and played it off like he quit.

>Josh

Literally who?

Why do we have a thread about this guy every day. BO should ban these threads.

>>274318

0/10, low effort

>>274310

He accidentally doxed his former employer a while back. Someone then called them pretending to be considering Josh for a job. They confirmed he was fired.

>>274336

How do you accidentally dox someone when you should know the in and out of doxing? This should also include knowing how not to dox someone. You sure it was accidental?

>>274352

Josh doxed himself accidentally almost immediately after acquiring the cwcki forums. The guy is a dumb fuck and anyone who trusts him with their info is vulnerable to his carelessness.

>>274305

>didn't he have a programming job somewhere

yeah, he has "professional web development experience". I also have "professional lawn care experience" because I got paid to mow somebody's lawn once. Hiring a kid to make a website for you is something people in their 50s and 60s do if they can't figure out WordPress.