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7ab490 No.263953

Well, he's not autistic or anything, but he's fat, a kind of gross, and goes morbidly excited over junk food. Is he /cow/ worthy lads?

7ab490 No.263991

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>>263953

slowly killing yourself on camera is cow worthy yes. Guy is a fucking disgusting pig


7ab490 No.263992

How does this guy have fans?


7ab490 No.263995

Can anybody webm his shit for me? I don't use JewTube anymore.

I know of this fat fuck, mostly from YTPs.

>>263992

His fans are most likely children, he plays up the silliness far too much to have an adult viewership.


7ab490 No.264004

>>263991

That's some nasty looking embed.


7ab490 No.264061

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Posting one of my favorite Joey vids.

>>263995

>I don't use JewTube anymore.

Don't be autistic pls.

>>263992

He's legitimately funny and cares about his fans. That said, he's really obessed with fast food.


7ab490 No.264062

Based joey a true patrician ^_^

FOOD KINO


7ab490 No.264064

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>>264062

Top tier cinematography, acting, and sound effects tbh,


7ab490 No.264072

>>264061

I don't use YouTube because it barely works in my nation, it seems every one out of three videos are blocked.


7ab490 No.264111

he's not an inherently bad guy


7ab490 No.265134

File: 13b13e801936959⋯.jpg (17.62 KB, 504x609, 24:29, 13b13e8019369596c7f570b4a7….jpg)

>>263953

>>263991

>being fat makes you a lolcow

>doing things I don't like makes you a lolcow

>eating anything that isn't strictly salads is "killing yourself"

Being the SOK of /cow/ isn't a good thing. Try going to /fit/ or something to circlejerk about "muh eating style muh body type". The excitability over food is probably some bullshit they tell you you should do in your youtube videos to attract viewership and attention.

The ADHD crowd and the like are more likely to watch "HILARIOUS excited fat man likes food and does goofy shit" over a calmer, quieter show like reviewbrah makes.

I don't understand why this is even all that surprising. Must be autism or something, made even more likely by the fact you two think someone being fat and liking food makes them a lolcow. This shit is done on TV for fuck's sake. All those "reality" shows have the same type of idea. "Wacky" gimmicky characters that get overly excitable about things and make bigger deals out of them than they normally would because everything has to be hammed up for the cameras, the networks demand it. Guy "throw 'em in the oven" Fieri's food shows, "rich clean shaven golfing types decide to change into stereotypical redneck beards and clothing and have scriptwriters create wacky scenarios for their show" Duck Dynasty, "grumpy old man, bald laughing guy, his 500lb nerd son and son's 500lb friend haggle with people to buy $6000 civil war document for $30, then sell it for $18000" Pawn Stars, "fat manlet and goofy tall guy drive around the country to pay bottom dollar for junk they find in someone's hoard room" American Pickers, you name it. This is just a lower budget youtube version of it based on food.


7ab490 No.265182

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I'm backing ReviewBrah in the food reviewer war.


7ab490 No.265186

>>264072

what shithole country do you live in, yuropoor?


7ab490 No.265187

>>265134

Have you watched these fucking videos? The man is a pig. I'm obese, but this man is literally a cow.


7ab490 No.265194

Holy shit it's about fucking time.


7ab490 No.265196

File: ca55e2efef4ee42⋯.webm (8.31 MB, 854x480, 427:240, Sochi Olympics Water REVI….webm)

>>264072

Wouldn't want someone like you to miss a classic Joey video like this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAx9R7g5F-Q


7ab490 No.265209

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7ab490 No.265218

>>264072

That doesn't mean it barely works, get a proxy.


7ab490 No.265342

>>265187

>being fat makes you a lolcow

>doing things I don't like makes you a lolcow

>eating anything that isn't strictly salads is "killing yourself"

Read it again.


7ab490 No.265346

File: 393e6a913914e9c⋯.webm (2.27 MB, 640x480, 4:3, 1471689502484.webm)

Is this a reviewbrah thread now?


7ab490 No.265437

>>265187

So you're trolling.


7ab490 No.265443

>>265346

Whatever happened to that thing with him being "gangtrolled"?


7ab490 No.265444

>>265443

>gangtrolled

kek

Too bad the gangtrolling thread wasn't up and active when manlet started guaranteeing 40+ threads on him by being autistic.


7ab490 No.265460

>>263953

Wow shoenice really let himself go after taking AA meetings.




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