/cow/ - Lolcows

Please help me find my bastard child.

RIP

He died. RIP Joshua, he was an hero to us all.

I have josh hostage and I will keep him locked up as long as you pay me $2000 a month.

>>258108

RIP he died a martyr he's in paradise now with 72 neko virgins.

I heard he's in Thailand, hoping to get AIDs from gayboy Donny Long.

>>258371

On a side note at least he now acknowledges Infinity Next was his failure.

>>258371

Why do people keep saying 8chan is blocked by search engines? Only the homepage is set to block Search Crawlers. Board owners can chose wither or not they want search bots accessing their boards. If you Google "8chan /cow/" then this board still comes up

>>258378

Josh says it because "muh SEO". I'd rather deal with people who openly say they hate you than be in a place like foxdick where they pretend to be a friend but it turns out the whole place is a shark tank and you have "CHUM" written all over you.

>>258371

The thing is that the rivalry between /cow/ and foxdick is entirely down to him.

4 years ago he was trying so hard to be one of the NCR crew from here,he'd invite them all to foxdick and get angry when they weren't treated like royalty.

They all laughed at him anyway and the foxdicks hated them, tbf most of that crew are speds.

Then josh got angry at everyone from both sides laughing at him over it and declared war.

>>258371

He's always got to have some /cow/ enemy and he cycles around which namefag IRC regular he hates the most.

Remember when Josh fucked the site up to the point where /v/ lost around 1/4th of their userbase and he got shocked when everybody was mad at him over it?

>>258371

he mad

>>258378

Because Josh confuses crawlers with SEO.

>>258444

Is that like confusing multiple processors with hyperthreading?

Also, nice trips

>>258371

Heh, just how far he will keep falling in paranoia?

>>258498

I think a Donny thread here would be way funnier than that attempted Vordrak thread. There's a video floating around of Donny being beaten up by some women.

>>258501

And a video on efukt where he forgot to wipe his ass before entering the porn set and you can clearly see turds there. This dude has no hygiene.

>>258379

Sounds like you have a story to tell, friend.

>>258501

Here's Donny getting his ass kicked by some Thai ladyboys.

He cries like a bitch and runs away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-4SEWznHZQ

lol, Donny got cucked.

http://www.pornwikileaks.com/hiv-positive-homosexual-eddie-dzial-aka-edward-bernard-przydzial-dumbest-homosexual-to-walk-the-earth/

ladies say Eddie is impotent and his flaccid penis has seen better days and that’s why he tricks the poor girl HEATHER DEEP from THAILAND to swallow his diseased DNA.

You heard it from Donny, folks. Heather Deep drank Eddie's cum.

>>258509

Link to the vid

http://efukt.com/20635_Hygiene_fail.html

>>258371

Jews is butthurt though

>>258459

Eh…what?

>>258573

I get why Josh would hate Lowtax, but "this comes across as a personal insult"? This is distilled autism. Dick doesn't know all this shit. Isn't Josh supposed to be laying low, anyway?

lol, that faggot gets super butthurt when you point out the god emperor is retarded

>>258429

/v/ never really recovered from Josh.

I don't think they ever peaked over 3k users since his fuckup.

>>258565

>>258542 is actually Britbong.

>>258656

He wanted to give me /cow/ on 16chan back when that was a thing.

Didn't he also try to annex /pt/ at one point? I remember seeing something about it in one of the previous threads.

>>258656

He also tried to annex the Deagle Nation forums and sites shit back when people still believed it was real.

And let it also be known that Josh likes to put spies in forums and Skype Groups that have foxdicks/ex-foxdicks that he isn't a part of. What the hell is it with Josh and Skype?

>>258661

He wanted to host an email server for them iirc

>>258666

Maybe he is one? Also, hello Satan.

>>258671

It would've started with hosting the server and then he would've had the leverage to control the site. Who is Satan and why should I give a damn?

>>258673

>Hello Satan

Ended in 666, that's why. Ignore the last post, I'm autistic.

He also hosted the blog websites for Jace Connors and Tyce Andrews.

>>258656

It's just a massive trolling attempt.

If he owns all the cow forums no one can make threads on him.

>>258724

Josh's entire life is one big massive trolling attempt concocted by God.

why does this autistic octopus have so many jewish tentacles in these drama websites?

what would he have to gain from controlling them?

>>258730

He attempted to have his tentacles in every site. Other people named the Jewsh and he fucked up everytime.

Simply put, he doesn't want anyone to mock him. But, more sinisterly, he would also be able to use these sites as a weapon against those he hates.

>>258738

I don't think his keikaku is that thorough. He just wants to be King Weenie.

>>258730

more than not wanting to be mocked, he knows deep down that like it or not this lolcow drama corner of the internet is literally all he has going for him and it's his only shot at any semblance of a legacy at all. he's even lost his family at this point, he is quick to offer services to anyone relevant because it makes him relevant by extension.

>>258772

>political enemies

>On foxdick

This is why if you're going to run a website you need a stable full-time job as well. You get too drawn into the minutiae of this autistic ant farm and you snap.

>>258779

He has little real world perspective. It's why he threw his entire family under the bus for an lolcow website.

>>258780

In his sick mind, Josh thinks that the superficial love of a few hundred diehards and the power over them is greater than the devoted love of a few family members. Maybe he doesn't have a close relationship with them at all, but it's still pretty fucked up nonetheless.

>>258772

lol

>>258780

He actually went through with that?

>>258772

>>258779

He was probably kidding about the political enemies, but >>258780 is right. It's bizarre that he appropriated the free speech cause of 8chan and 16chan as the cause for the foxdick farms–a cause he puts above his own family–after that Dynastia sperg lost a libel lawsuit, given that defamation is a pretty ubiquitous exception to free speech. Any attorney would have shown him his folly.

I guess he misses his Infinity Next glory days.

>>258927

"Free Speech" seems to be the rallying cry of pedo's and trannys these days though

>>258371

Holy shit all this revisionism.

At least his users believe him.

>>258656

Here's a more complete list.

1. CWCki Forums- succeeded, now Kiw.i Farms, but the continued existence of the site is up in the air.

2. 8chan- tried to take over, but failed because narcissism and incompetence.

3. Encyclopedia Dramatica- failed. Offered to host their servers, told "GTFO faggot"

4. Wizardchan- see ED, but replace "faggot" with pic related

5. Something Awful- failed, no follow up.

6. n0chan 2- Offered to host /cow/ after we already moved here, years later revealed that he took us staying on 8chan as a personal insult.

7. Lolcow.farm- Offered to host email and /pt/, met with predictable results since this was during the whole infinity next tire fire. The thread where he offered his services is still up

8. Deagle nation- Wanted to host the site and sell deagle nation merchandise back before it was revealed as a hoax

9. Moleman9000's stuff- Offered to host his various wikis for some reason, met with the predictable response of "URE AN BULLY"

I'm sure there's others I'm forgetting or haven't seen.

>>258738

I know he had this idea that he was going to be the next lowtax/moot/zuckerberg through cwcki and a few other sites, but that was three years ago.

>>258949

Asking me to create /cow/ on 16chan can be interpreted as an attempt to administrate the eighth /cow/.

>>258927

>after that Dynastia sperg lost a libel lawsuit, given that defamation is a pretty ubiquitous exception to free speech. Any attorney would have shown him his folly.

i like how you're intentionally ignoring that an anonymous screen name lost an unenforceable libel suit from a notoriously vexatious party in another country entirely.

But don't silly things like reality get in the way of a good 2 minutes hate.

>>259024

>anonymous

>screen name

>>258949

I don't that would count as an empire so much as it would be a conglomerate. Hell, Josh has already registered Lolcow LLC as a company. He doesn't want to be Caesar (the historical figure or the guy convincing Injuns to LARP as Romans) so much as he wants to be Trump running all his companies. His support for Trump may have less to do with father issues (there is definitely that, though) and more to do with modeling what he wants to do after Donald Trump. The only difference is that Trump made money because he's smart and knows what people want.

>>258950

He still thinks that this is a possible path for him to take.

>>259024

Dyn pls, the moment someone drops your dox you're fucked my dude. It's a matter of months tops

>>258371

>fed them our worst users?

Wait is he saying that Asterisk posts here???

>>259024

>another country entirely.

It doesn't matter that Dynastia lives in Australia while Vordrak sued him in England. As it's been mentioned in one of the previous foxdickFarms/Null threads, British libel suits are enforceable in Australian courts. The only thing protecting Dynastia is that he hasn't been doxed yet. If that changes and the evidence tying his real identity to his online activities is strong enough to stand in court than he is fucked. This has nothing to do with hating him or liking him, these are just facts.

>>259110

>He hasn't been doxed yet

Somebody posted his dox last month and he flipped out trying to cover it up.

>>259029

Nah, it's not that elegant a plan. He's aware he's ruined his name and reputation and this is about the only field he can operate in. He's said as much in drama threads before, though I don't know about recently.

He's probably had to tell clients to IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS before for real.

>>259110

>and the evidence tying his real identity to his online activities is strong enough to stand in court than

Yeah that'll never happen. Also the evidence would have to be for the specific incident mentioned in the lolsuit.

>>259120

Documentation of her relationship status with Josh (in case it gets deleted):

https://archive.is/Kdm8g

He is currently fundraising for SRS:

https://www.youcaring.com/chelseanepenthe-733302

https://archive.is/B82DY

His location according to this page is Duryea, PA. I see that the most recent donation is from February this year meaning that the location might still be updated. He says that once he gets all the money he's going to Thailand for his surgery, maybe that's where Josh is at?

I can't wait to see how the foxdicks will respond.

>>259138

>I see that the most recent donation is from February this year meaning that the location might still be updated

Meant to write "might be up to date".

>>259120

>>259130

I'm dying

It's kinda funny considering that Null has always been (correctly) saying that trannies aren't real women. He called John Flynt a man in a dress just a couple of days ago:

https://archive.is/cDQuo

I know that some foxdicks make this distinction between real trannies (which is really just any tranny which they like) and autogynophiles, maybe Null is adopting the same reasoning. "John Flynt is an autogynophiliac bastard but my girlfriend is a real tranny so SHE is a True and Honest WOMAN!!!!1"

>>259148

>Null has always been (correctly) saying that trannies aren't real women. He called John Flynt a man in a dress just a couple of days ago

Point that out to that tranny. It will love some transfobic messages of his future husband.

Is Donny Long lurking here? Is so it's only a matter of time until he finds out about Null's future "wife" and starts attacking her on his anti-foxdick forums. And since the foxdicks monitor Donny's forum, it's inevitable they'll notice it… I wonder what Null will do once it happens. Will he allow this topic to be discussed on his site or will he go full Tim B^Uckley on his forums?

>>259152

>And since the foxdicks monitor Donny's forum, it's inevitable they'll notice it…

Nigga the faggot farmers monitor this goddamn board.

>>259110

>do something that's illegal in country A while being in country B where you didn't break the law

>country A can actually charge you and put you through the courts

Only a sick, depraved global society would allow this.

>>259152

Let's say that for some reason, KF has someone running the site who isn't Josh. How long would it take for a thread on Null to reach 500 pages?

Anyone looking for that FB group, shit it up m8s.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/TheDickShow/

>>259120

>>259130

Is this the tranny from the Dick Show?

>>259164

A few minutes

>>259120

i fucking told you he was banging a tranny

>>259157

Well yeah but right now Null can easily say that this subject is not to be discussed on his site as part of the "no Halal discussion without the permission of the mods" policy. It would be harder for him to justify censoring this info from the board if by doing so he'll have to censor discussion of a cow who already has a thread.

https://foxdickfarms.net/threads/donny-long-donald-carlos-seoane-god-long-army-general-xxxcamjobs.18721/page-75#post-2123569

Donny Long has a thread on the Farms. As you can see from the post I linked to, the participants in this thread tend to screencap his forum messages and post in on the Farms. What happens when his forum will have posts about Josh's boyfriend? Either Null censors an ongoing lolcow thread (thereby triggering the Streisand Effect) or he lets his shame be documented on his website.

>>259185

Wordfilter utterly destroyed the link I put in my post, linking to archive version instead:

https://archive.is/ZqzFE#selection-3794.1-3842.0

>>259185

I'm looking forward to Null's reaction when the foxdicks start asking him why Best Friend DonnyLong has proof that he's about to fuck a tranny.

You guys are really stupid if you actually think foxdicktards would dare say anything about Josh fucking a tranny:

1.kf has shitloads of tranny posters, i don't know if you've seen the monstrosity that cooked FitVeganGinger's recipes to make fun of her. dude looked worse than half the trannies they make fun of and not one of them said a mean word to him.

2. foxdicks are retarded and they can't see a parallel between the patreonsjws and josh asking server costs+1800 bucks every month.

3. some of them are so retarded that they gave him their info either by registering with a legit mail or donating with paypal or whatever bs instead of bitcoin so they can't talk shit about Führer even if they wanted to.

Btw is it true that he set up a war room or whatever to prevent Wu from getting elected? Is he that desperate to look good to alt-right?

>>259197

>You guys are really stupid if you actually think foxdicktards would dare say anything about Josh fucking a tranny

That depends on what exactly do you mean by "dare say anything". If you mean laugh about it in the same way we do then you're mostly right, they're not going to make fun of it on the farms (but some will probably come here to laugh about it). But if you're saying that they won't mention it at all then I'm not so sure that you're correct. It will be hard to avoid mentioning Null's relationship if enough lolcows that the farms follow talk about it. If Donny Long opens another accounts on his forums under the name of Null's boyfriend, will the foxdick mods tell the rest of the users not to screencap that and post it on the farms (as the foxdicks in the Donny Long thread have done with just about everything else Donny posted on his site) just because doing so will trigger Dear Leader? What if Vordrak makes a post on his blog about the tranny, are they going to say that it can't be linked to on the farms?

Josh can either:

1) Allow people to reference his boyfriend whenever some lolcow brings him up, thereby exposing Null's shame.

2) The other option is to wallflower the tranny, thereby triggering the Streisand effect.

Either way Josh is in a bit of a pickle. Anyway, here's a post Josh made at the end of the previous month that is funny in retrospect:

https://archive.is/CE1gt#selection-1173.0-1174.0

>Why are trannies so fucking creepy?

>>258927

Mr Biased Hypocrite Jews on the scene another stunning case of fagmin retardation.

>>259197

>War room to beat Literally Wu

Why do they think any effort would be necessary to beat Wu? The voters will see that Frankenstein's Monster running for office and he naturally repulsed.

>>259205

PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD

Everyone should also keep in mind that this tranny relationship might be just his attempt at bring funny. Fun fact, after Jace Connors was revealed as fake Josh tried to convince Jan to start an e-relationship with a girl on the farms who was trying to make a video game and told Jan he should pend to go full tranny in order to piss off Brianna Wu. Jan declined, but it's that kind of unfunny shit that Josh thinks is funny.

>>259214

By the standards we hold to, it doesn't matter if it's true or not. It is now lol

> Nah #gabfam I was just pretending to be dating a tranny

> Fooled ya lol #MAGA #libsPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD

>>259214

I considered that option but if so, why doesn't Josh endeavour to make this supposed joke more prominent? Compare Null's and the tranny's facebook profiles:

https://www.facebook.com/JoshMoon1992/about?lst=100009714152353%3A100000252738348%3A1489681452

https://www.facebook.com/TheBlessingIsInTheStruggle/about?lst=100009714152353%3A100002469281213%3A1489680310

The tranny publicizes that he's in a relationship with Null but Null doesn't do the same thing. If this whole relationship is really just Null's attempt to be funny than at the very least his facebook profile would openly state he's in a relationship with him. It appears that Null is ashamed of his degeneracy.

>>259223

You may have an F on all of your legal documents, but you still have the smelly man dick that comes with your Y chromosome.

On the positive side this rules out all wjatever slim chance there was that Josh will reproduce.

Anyone familiar with The Dick Show? What's the chance this is all one big joke at Josh's expense?

>>259223

Chris has his documents say "F" too, but that doesn't mean his duck no longer exists. The thing about Josh is that he'll eventually beat himself no matter what it is.

>>259228

>The Dick Show

Such an appropriate name!

>>259228

null was on one time and he didn't seem to make much of an impression on the host's

he's been brought up before but never in a significant way, unless something happened in the bonus episodes

>>259268

>sanders

delete this

>>259120

Please stop taking bait. You're taking all the bait.

>>259291

Nice try, Jewsh / JIDF. The story is breaking and the genie is out of the bottle. We will spread this far and wide for great lulz. The foxdick Farms will crumble before your very eyes as the foxdicks realize that ICHVERBOT / JOSHUA CONNER MOON / NULL is a TRANNY LOVER.

/cow/boys, we must bring all of 8chan, Based Sam, and Donny Long on this. Maybe … maybe even halfchan

>>259292

Until you said Based Sam/Donny Long, it was good bait. Points for trying, though.

>>259292

>Nice try, Jewsh / JIDF. The story is breaking and the genie is out of the bottle. We will spread this far and wide for great lulz. The foxdick Farms will crumble before your very eyes as the foxdicks realize that ICHVERBOT / JOSHUA CONNER MOON / NULL is a TRANNY LOVER.

>dropping as many buzzwords as you can

>trying to make this sound like an epic war of the worlds

You're either a falseflagging faggot, or you're even more deluded than Josh.

>… maybe even halfchan

kill yourself

>>259291

These are foxdickfags we are talking about

>>259291

If this was bait Josh wouldn't have been so shy in using it. If Josh is baiting why isn't he mentioning this tranny in his facebook profile and on the farms?

>>259307

How has he used it? He hasn't mentioned it anywhere.

And lol likeicare and Dynastia throwing him a party? Come on, fam.

>>259312

>How has he used it? He hasn't mentioned it anywhere.

That was my point. If this was bait I'd assume Josh would have been the person behind it. Why didn't he do anything to publicize it (which is what you should do if you're trying to bait people)? It's only the tranny that is talking about the relationship with others.

>And lol likeicare and Dynastia throwing him a party? Come on, fam.

It's Null we're talking about, what we think of when we hear "bachelor party" is not necessarily what Josh has in mind. He may just set up a google hangout with some poeple and call it a party or something like that. And even if the whole marriage thing is a joke are you going to say the same is true for the relationship itself? The tranny's Facebook profile does say he's in a relationship with Josh:

https://archive.is/LalL0#selection-1773.0-1775.11

Is this all part of some genius ruse cruise that nobody other than the tranny bothers to publicize?

>>259313

>The tranny's Facebook profile does say he's in a relationship with Josh

Which means nothing.

>genius ruse cruise

I hope that wasn't serious. There's no reason to believe any of it is true.

>>259314

>Which means nothing.

OK, what's your alternative theory to explain it? Why does the tranny has a relationship status saying he's dating Josh (something he couldn't have done without Josh's approval) other than it being a reality?

>>259315

Because they're both doing it to ruse people.

Josh isn't spreading it around because he's being subtle.

All anyone has to go on is a Facebook status. That's a shitty smoking gun.

>>259313

Have you ever considered that maybe Josh is very aware people, including criminals, troll and theorize about his every waking move? Maybe he chose not to advertise a private Facebook group's in-joke because it would probably ruin this random person's life for absolutely no reason when a horde of demented lunatics started calling them, and their entire family, pedophiles? Maybe he didn't want some long winded blog post on a criminal's website pinning this person as some sort of child molester for the sin of being friendly towards him?

No?

Okay then yeah they're probably getting married and Dynastia is the best man via Google Hangouts. Good one /cow/. These are mighty thick and strong cocks.

>>259318

>long winded blog post on a criminal's website

You're trying way too hard here.

>>259319

Sending bomb threats to hospitals is typically considered a criminal act.

If you want to run with this don't let me stop you. I'm just warning you that it's painfully fucking stupid and even sadder than the typical foxdick thread. Grasping at straws.

>>259321

>warning

lol okay dad

>>259317

Or maybe it's just that Josh is ashamed of dating a tranny so he's low key about it? If you follow him on the farms you'll know that often speaks negatively of trannies, he often makes fun of them and says that they're mentally ill (not that Josh is wrong on this one) and that they're not really women (or not really men in case it's a woman who wants to be a man). He would not want other people to know that he's dating a tranny.

>Maybe he chose not to advertise a private Facebook group's in-joke because it would probably ruin this random person's life

>Maybe he didn't want some long winded blog post on a criminal's website pinning this person as some sort of child molester for the sin of being friendly towards him?

So why didn't he stop the tranny from having Josh listed as his boyfriend on his facebook profile? If a facebook user wants to have it listed in his facebook relationship status that he's dating another user he can only do so with the permission of that other user. If Josh wanted to protect the tranny he wouldn't have allowed him to do such a thing.

The only thing that you might be right is that the marriage could be a joke, although I can still Josh being exceptional enough to refer to to a google hangout with people living in a different continent as a bachelor party. I'm less than convinced that the entire relationship is a joke altogether.

>>259317

>Because they're both doing it to ruse people.

> haha i didn't suck my gf's dick for real

> haha i win again

The talk of the bachelor party was just kidding around, obviously that dude isn't going to get Chris Chan to throw him a bachelorette party. I think everyone knows that isn't serious but everything else is up for discussion

The tranny/josh thing is just a joke.

josh would never cheat on katsu anyway.

I figured it out /cow/

Jewsh is using him for a place to stay.

We should immediately tell Sam Smith about this and have him contact the tranny about Jewsh's hatred of trannies so he dumps Jewsh's ass out on the street!

>>259313

>Is this all part of some genius ruse cruise that nobody other than the tranny bothers to publicize?

You've figured it out

>>259315

Because he wants attention

>>259318

>Good one /cow/

These are foxdicks

>>259331

Katsu is best tranny waifu

>>259336

Doesn't Sam watch Josh's thread here anyways?

>>259345

Sam Smith is a British politician and McKenzie friend (lawyer in England). He does not spend every day of his life following Josh Moon / Ichverbot.

>>259345

Watches it? He constantly sockpuppets as an anon to shill his website.

>>259347

Was McKenzie the friend of his who had close ties to convicted pedophile Jimmy Saville?

>>259347

I wouldn't be too surprised. I remember reading a story once about how a politisperg troll on Twitter turned out to be a surgeon who liked to shitpost between shifts because it made the time go faster.

>>259358

Can you link us your fanfic account? I want to read more.

>>259324

Didn't catparty and framergirl have their wedding online in foxdick chat?

This is most likely nonsense but there is precedence and plus Josh says he went through a "gay phase" in his teens. So I'd say 75% bullsit 25% he got married to a transexual man on Google Hangouts.

>>259363

Can I have access to your fanfic account?

>>259364

Is that tumblr speak for gay sex?

>>259365

Look, I just want to masturbate to /cow/'s stories about Josh giving rimjobs to trannies during a gay self-exploration phase while Vordrak watches. Is this too much to ask for?

>>259366

Do you want me to make it vore-themed?

>>259366

Don't you get enough of that in foxdick chat ?

>>259347

>He does not spend every day of his life following Josh Moon / Ichverbot.

We know that's not true

I'm just waiting for the day that Josh becomes a tranny himself. It's like the definitive clinical sign of end-stage 'tism.

>>259268

is that loss on the necklace?

>>259421

This whole thing reminds me of this: http://m.imgur.com/a/fpfty

I'd say it was clever if Josh was pronking us if it weren't for the fact that even the best result for him makes him look worse than if he didn't do anything.

>>259421

> have a seat next to the throne of globalist society

>>/r/cringeanarchy

>>259460

As a wise poet once said "OW THE EDGE!"

>>259483

Jesus, this guy is delusional.

Why did Firetires ever work with him in the first place?

>>259537

Because wizchan. Go to >>>/4irc/ and look that shit up.

>>259483

That is an Overwatch reference.

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/overwatch.gamepedia.com/7/7b/Roadhog_-_I%27m_a_one-man_apocalypse.ogg

It's almost as if specific comments are being made by two people fucking around with a group of people hanging on to their every word.

>>259571

Or it could be that he's an autist and autists like quoting shit they like?

>>259427

that's a cuckold necklace

>>259597

>>259597

http://www.cafepress.com/+mfm+necklaces

>>259597

>that's a cuckold necklace

Which would be totally appropriate:

https://archive.is/pNCuC

>>259571

>a group of people hanging on to their every word

You mean we're treating josh like a lolcow ?

OH NOES !!!

You are right about it being a joke/trolling attempt though, but when it comes to someone as messed up as josh I'm not surprised people believe it.

>>259629

>You are right about it being a joke/trolling attempt though,

Except how does it work?

What is Josh's endgame?

>>259631

>What is Josh's endgame?

To laugh at how gullible /cow/ is.

It's the way foxdicks convince themselves they're not a pack of retards.

>>259631

If he's marrying a transsexual woman, then I'm surprised that he's taking this big of a shit on himself. If this is a ruse to steer banter–in a direction more comfortable to him than, say, >>258927 and >>258949 – then I'm still surprised that he's taking this big of a shit on himself.

Imagine that you had a thoroughly soiled adult diaper of an ED article like he does. Would you rather:

- Take it off, and retrain yourself to use the toilet and strive for normalcy, even if it's humiliating;

- Change the diaper, hoping that someone would rewrite the ED article to focus on something other than Blockland or whatever embarrasses him; or

- Continue shitting in your soiled diaper, celebrating your political party's victory by floating a move to China and marrying a tranny?

Most lolcows tend toward option one, but they genuinely need that diaper to contain their shit. I can only think of two lolcows that choose option three, and the other one is Nick Bate.

I personally think he might be trolling in his own autistic way but I think a more accurate way to describe it is he might be testing the waters and seeing how people react and I think there might be some honesty in Joshua's tranny saga.

>>259483

On a side note he finally shaved off his ugly neckbeard that made him look like a hobo

>>259637

Or, and hear me out now: none of this shit matters.

The ED page on Null claims, all at the same time, that he is a boy loving pedophile who wants to murder young girls and has raped a woman, but is also a neo-nazi voreaphile. It's like a parody of an ED page and people on the forum all think it's a joke at this point. Adding "married to a tranny he met from The Dick Show" would just make it even more ridiculous.

Null, over time, has evolved into a sensationalist. This is evidenced by him pissing people off even at the expense of his own family. This is just sensationalizing himself by running with a joke someone else started.

>>259741

The only reason disbelief is being suspended is that Null crossed into "Mike Tyson" territory a long time ago. No matter how ridiculous it sounds, people are going to believe it just based on his track record. Fucking with people's preconceptions is actually kind of brilliant on Null's part if he does so sparingly but enough to keep people guessing. If everything he's doing is revealed to be an attention-whoring stunt, then people will stop paying attention over time. And with Null's levels of narcissism, that would hurt him far more than his family disowning him.

I think Null is really cute. Has he ever posted nudes or a sex tape?

>>259750

>people will stop paying attentio

Does anyone other than the tumblr level foxdicks pay any attention to him anyway ?

>>259627

That tranny is hitting on straight guys at the grocery store? WTF?

>>259741

Joshua pls.

>>259797

>Tumblr-level foxdick

>Implying that they aren't all Tumblr-level

>>259793

Give it some time, he's only about a week into the most tryhard era of his life so far. It's sad how badly he wants to be some right-wing conservative internet provocateur like Milo. And the worst part is that any non-autist in a position like his should be able to do it but Josh's worst enemy is his unbridled autism.

>>259696

> On par with what you are saying remember his site deadname.info, he anonymous tip page for reporting trannies? That's the honest Josh we know.

That was Introman's idea, and Josh didn't end up doing anything with it. Probably because it was actually funny and would have soiled his track record of failure

>>259838

>That was Introman's idea

Ah. I used to say that was Josh's one good idea. This makes more sense though.

>>260132

>That obvious edit job on the first line

Look, I don't like Null either, but if you're going to make him look bad, could you at least find something that he actually said that is bad?

This sick fuck's latest excuse he's offering on the Farms is that he was "just a 15-year-old" when he enjoyed CP. I don't think people are buying that, though, lol.

>>260231

Any Pastebin or Caps of this?

>>260231

>latest excuse

>(1)

Awful lot of (1)s

>>260231

He's said similar before

A few years ago his excuse was that he was just trying to be edgy

glad to see you're all still taking the obvious bait

keep up the good work

Some nigger has been spamming PMs about a set of foxdick farms members being nasty with each other and that null favours a dude who was using a bunch of females who found out about each other. I would post the conversation I received but other users received similar messages from different accounts and I don't want to have to deal with null's shit if they did so to match accounts spammed with messages.

I guess a lot of juicy drama will come from this in the next week or so, so stay tuned.

>>260254

"Ha ha joke's on you I was just pretending to be a pedophile XD"

>>260323

I've never heard him use the edgelord excuse. Not to mention who edgelords as a pedo? lol

>>260310

>Can't code competently

>Stole money from a cripple

>Threatened to rape and torture an underage girl

>Enjoys neko shota porn

>Threw his entire family under the bus to keep a cyberbullying forum running

>Considers fucking other men a "cosmic obligation"

No human on this earth deserves to commit suicide more than Josh

>>260361

>not being a pajeet curry coder

>not fapping to kemoshotas

>>>/reddit/

>>260361

>Threatened to rape and torture an underage girl

His new excuse is that he was "only 19" when he did that.

>>260379

You know, if Josh actually owned up to that and didn't act like a fucking twat afterwards, I don't think he'd get nearly as much shit as he has. But, he's Josh and he's going to be blaming Vordrak and Skype Groups for his problems even when he's on his deathbed.

>>260384

This. He certainly embodies the lolcow trait of never taking any responsibility for anything.

>>260350

srhbutts does apparently.

read this faggot shit, he's basically trying to be srhbutts.

https://medium.com/@srhbutts/i-m-sarah-nyberg-and-i-was-a-teenage-edgelord-b8a460b27e10

>>260341

He's bragging because he thinks he is a bad ass for being mentioned on this board, which puts him in the same category as faggots like Michel and that is something everyone should strive for.

As for why Null favours him, he doesn't. From what everyone is saying about it, Null is treating everyone the same, as a matter of fact, the hot pockets have concluded that he is a good boy and dindu nothing but are letting things play out, basically waiting for the three girls (bitchimightbe, entropyseekswork and todesfurcht) hang themselves. And they probably will because their plan to hang cuck norris was stupid and not well-thought out. They are shitty trolls. Calling them trolls at all is too much credit.

For whatever reason, they concocted a scheme to catfish or whatever this guy and it didn't work. They didn't want their efforts to be for nothing, so they took what little evidence they had and just threw it at moderators. I guess they thought the worst that would happen is that they would be told to fuck off. Well, Null is a whiny bitch so he threw a tantrum at them all and now the moderation team is reviewing the case.

>>260857

Josh has changed his story on the Neko Shota many times. Only a few weeks ago he claimed it was only kids his own age when he was 14. Now, he says he was joking.

But don't forget, foxdick Farms host Gandi.net kicked him for hosting CP (it is one of Vordrak's earliest news stories).

Only last year, the rules of Josh's failed site 16chan allowed pedophile stories and drawings.

https://archive.is/4dKhm

>>"Pedophilia must be contained within boards exclusively about child fetishism. Boards about pedophilia must be text-only." - josh

>>"This does not extend to drawn images, unless drawn in the likeness of a real child (as per US federal law)." - josh

Josh revealed his expertise on pedophilia law and set the rules to allow exactly his preferred underage fapping material which we all know to be drawings of underage boys being raped (Neko Shota).

There was a board where pedophile josh groupies had literal stories of josh going to a third world country and slash-snuff-raping 5 year olds. Possibly written by josh himself, putting his fantasies about, 'disappearing' into china in a whole new light. the link has to be seen to be believe. brief extract for ya:

https://archive.is/9zXpf

"Big J grunted as his pants tented. The cellar was bare but for a single electric bulb and he realised he had no need for them. He allowed his jeans to drop and his 'nightstick' to spring free. Drops of precum moistened the tip as he got out his knives.

The toddler screamed and thrashed in terror but could barely move thanks to the straps."

Josh's pedophilia is best expressed by the fact he keeps getting caught hosting pedophile material.

>>260872

Jesus Christ Vordy give it a rest

Null caused one of the veteran users of the site to leave, threatening them with a ban for "backseat moderating" because they were asking people making new threads to give links to the accounts belonging to the subject of the thread to help improve the OP and shit like that. You'd think he'd appreciate the people keeping his site afloat a little bit more.

>>260872

Weren't 16chan's rules just a carbon copy of 8chan's rules?

>>260872

The imageboard you are posting on RIGHT NOW allows for pedophile stories, drawings and even pictures of child models you knucklehead. You never heard of /hebe/?

>>260872

http://8ch.net/younglove/index.html

http://8ch.net/loli/index.html

http://8ch.net/kidfeet/index.html

We even have a board dedicated to dead children! http://8ch.net/deadkids/index.html

Vordrak and company have been hard at work editing Null's wiki page on their site. They added a little section about Null's house burning down.

This is my favorite line they added:

"Iban was an infamous psychopath who managed to troll the game so hard that he amassed over 9000 drama topics. He's a very notable lowcow, perhaps even the most infamous of all time; enough to have warranted his very article on this site! It should come off as no surprise that in the numerous years that he's played cockland, that he would amass countless amounts of drama and lulz."

Holy shit, look at the old memes they threw in there. I haven't heard the phrase over 9000 since 2008. Kinda makes me nostalgic. Thanks, Vordy.

>>260877

low effort

>>260872

>kicked him for hosting CP

I don't even like the nigger, but you are just retarded

>>260886

Kids and autists use that phrase all the time on the internet.They even still sell the shirts.

>>260891

Weird. I've never heard anyone in my circles use it.

>>260885

cartoons are cp, champ

>>260885

cartoons aren't cp I meant

>>260898

I think you quoted the wrong post. >>260872 is the one who called Null a pedo for making dumb jokes about shota porn and allowing pedo stories on 16chan.

>>260899

Josh pls

>>260940

Well, it's legal and this imageboard allows it. Anime lolis and shotas don't even look or behave like real human beings. I'm not Josh or even into this stuff, but you can't deny that loli/shota is a pretty common fetish.

>>260995

It's only common among imageboard using mega weebs.

>>260996

>It's only common among imageboard using mega weebs.

And the entire population of Japan for at least the past 40 years.

>>260995

Kill yourself you fucking pedo

>>261090

I AM NOT A PEDOFORK, YOU DORK.

>>261090

>Kill yourself you fucking pedo

Beating it to cartoons doesn't make you a pedo. That's like saying the downyfags do bestiality. It's not really the same thing as fucking a horse. It's called make believe for a reason.

>>258657

Arguably, it wasn't Josh's failure to flush $12k in donations down the drain. That was Jim's decision.

Also, the board stats bug had the code reviewed by both Codemonkey and Hotwheels before being merged. They also had over a year to profile the database, with their root access.

If that weren't enough, they also missed that bug in the migration to FreeBSD, in which they would've almost certainly profiled the database. But, who knows, they probably didn't.

The board stats bug is more Hotwheels and Codemonkey's failure than solely on the part of Josh.

And, if that weren't enough, the board stats bug was not demonstrated to actually be the root cause of slowness, friendly reminder. The site was slow for months until codemonkey deployed his redis-lite written in Haskell, because rewriting everything in Haskell is a good use of developer time.

You know, since nginx can serve straight from redis, and they've so far failed to do anything convincingly dynamic with Alacrity to actually justify its use over Redis.

t. /tech/

>>261229

>Beating it to cartoons doesn't make you a pedo.

Being a pedo means being attract to prepubescent children. If you are fapping to drawn characters that are meant to look like prepubescent children you are pedo. You can make the argument that drawn CP shouldn't be treated like CP which was produced with actual children but that doesn't mean that a perosn who jerks off to drawn CP isn't a pedo.

>>261243

>replies to a 2 week old post with technobabble no one gives a fuck about

Hi josh

>>261229

>Beating it to cartoons doesn't make you a pedo.

It does if said cartoons are of little children, you pedofork.

>>261243

The reason for Alacrity is that Ron prefers to write his own software rather than use packages like nginx. Jim doesn't know enough to object and Fredrick is fine with whatever because he's completely disinterested in the outcome, as long as there's something for him to do and they want him to do it.

>>261246

>>261252

>Josh

Nah, I just love laughing at the incompetence of the outsourcing firm that owns this place, and Ron's son.

Also note that I slept on my comment above, and I remembered that even with Redis you could have dynamic bits.

https://github.com/pintsized/ledge

So there was pretty much no need for codemonkey to reinvent the wheel, and what he reinvented he did it badly. I don't blame him though, his father made the stupid decisions, and he was left to pick up the pieces.

>>261268

Or Jim's son, rather.

>>261267

That's interesting, I thought Jim was the one who made the decision to just keep the software as it is. Oh well, It doesn't really matter.

>>261270

Jim wanted Next but I could not and would not sell it to him as proprietary software. When Fredrick and I fell out, Ron stepped in and made the decision to keep Vichan/Infinity but tweak it to do memory caching that Alacrity serves directly in most cases. Alacrity was Ron's way of fixing the Disk I/O issue that harddisk HTML caching was causing. But yes, NGINX and Redis could have done the same thing. Ron just prefers to write these things himself. I believe 2ch uses a lot of Ron's proprietary software in the same way.

>>261276

>Jim wanted Next but I could not and would not sell it to him as proprietary software.

It's important to note that he wanted to own it as proprietary if he was going to have to invest his own capital into fixing it. If it worked he wouldn't have had any reason to make an offer.

>>261281

He wanted to own the software and he wanted to hire me to continue working on it. When I explained the software was licensed under AGPL and funded by the community he didn't want anything to do with it. Whatever motivations you want to attach to this is beside the point, but thank you for correcting the record.

>>261281

>into fixing it

Next works fine, it just needed document caching.

Give Josh enough time and not have him spend a month or two fixing a core framework for RQI's autistic database guy, in preparation for the cripple dying, it would've worked.

My problem with Next is that it's under-documented, and written in PHP, but I'm not going to say that it didn't work, because it did, it just turned out that some implementation details weren't focused on enough, probably because Josh had to spend a month fixing it to work with Postgres.

And, friendly reminder, Jim did not pay a cent. And yet they expected Josh to use users donation money to hack around a core framework in a language whose community libraries aren't known to lend themselves to advanced PostgreSQL functionality.

When the project was promised to be licensed under the AGPL, you cannot take that back. Sure, Josh could've probably rewritten most of the small amount of contributions from others in-tree, and gave it to the cripple and Jim, but then he's going against the promises he laid out when everyone donated.

There's no way he could've won, really. Which is why I sympathize.

It's sad that it happened the way it did, but you have to understand that it was more Jim's decision, as far as I understand it. The cripple himself admits this.

>>261283

NEXT was slow and buggy as shit. Or does nobody else remember 16chan and Joshies pissy attempt at usurping 8chan?

Stop listening to this imposter you idiots, I am the real Josh

>>261301

16chan didn't run poorly. It was shut down due to inactivity and a lack of interest.

>>261303

Yeah, and you honestly thought that you'd outdo 8chan and try to stake your claim in /cow/ that way.

Keep banging trannys, Josh.

>>261282

You continue to only tell part of the story. Here you neglected to mention that he wanted to hire you, as well as pay his own engineers, to develop it into something usable. It needed outside help because you couldn't fix it on your own.

>>261283

Josh wasn't able to get the job done and he ran out of funds and had to leave. Potential donors and the 8ch staff lost confidence in him with the failed migrations. What shoulda woulda coulda happened is just guesswork and opinion really.

>>261268

Fuck you are one autistic motherfucker,

Do we come to /tech/ and talk about cows you complete utter faggot ?

>Comes into the thread

>Anti N-Tech shills get their shit pushed in without the record.

Looks like someone didn't get the person he wanted to bait. Threadly reminder that Nool has neglected caching from the getgo, nobody wanted to work with Nool and Jim offered Nool a job and contract.

Here's the real reason no one wants to work with Josh: He's an absolute narcissist. It's always someone else's fault. He'll blame Woody-Chan/Glaive/Vordrak/Whoever else looks at Josh funny for whatever the hell goes wrong in his life without any comprehension that he brought all of this upon himself. Vordrak wouldn't have been so fucking motivated to push Josh's shit in if he laid off calling him a pedophile without a shred of irrefutable evidenceI get that Vordrak is beyond guilty of doing the same thing, but seeing how Zaiger reacted to Vordrak really should've clued Josh into what kind of person he was dealing with. He wanted to be Emperor of the Trolls without any idea of how tough that would be.

>>261282

>but thank you for correcting the record

Can you even communicate on a simple level without sounding like an alt-right bot?

>>261316

>the failed migrations

The migrations only failed because they were so autistic about requiring PostgreSQL. Which they didn't pay for.

Fred donated for a migration script, sure. He didn't donate for complete PostgreSQL support, afaik.

>>261322

This tech discussion belongs in this cow thread, in response to a post a retard made. Are you booty bothered about simple facts?

>>261315

>Here you neglected to mention that he wanted to hire you, as well as pay his own engineers, to develop it into something usable. It needed outside help because you couldn't fix it on your own.

And, as he said, it would be proprietary in the end, and it would've broken promises made to the userbase.

Who would want to work for a shitty third world outsourcing firm that has had several major breaches of products they've developed?

2channel's Pass system was neglected for a decade or upgraded and then experienced a breach, and codemonkey mentioned another one of their products getting facefucked recently requiring a complete rewrite.

>>261324

>Jim offered Nool a job and contract.

If he'd break promises to the userbase.

It wasn't his software to own. He did not pay a cent. Users paid for it.

>Nool has neglected caching from the getgo,

Caching has multiple layers. One layer is database caching, and Josh used it alot.

There was application-level HTTP caching on Next. The problem was, as far as I can tell, users hitting the captcha endpoint over and over.

It makes sense, when a shitload of bots and users were redirected over. It was off the request cycle, and admins didn't load it when they were logged in, so they didn't see the response times of cripple's captcha.

Of course, it wasn't the sole reason, and application-level caching is disgusting, but most likely the primary reason.

>>261346

>And, as he said, it would be proprietary in the end, and it would've broken promises made to the userbase.

>Who would want to work for a shitty third world outsourcing firm that has had several major breaches of products they've developed?

That's fine. I'm not arguing with any of that. Only stating that it would have been irrelevant to the project had Josh's technical skills been up to snuff, or failing that, his ego and social skills to the level where he could accept the necessary help from others.

Josh was fired from his job in Australia because his social skills were terrible and his coding ability didn't make up the difference. It's a combination that's just askng for a fail.

>>261364

>Only stating that it would have been irrelevant to the project had Josh's technical skills

His technical skills are mostly irrelevant. The only real factor is time. There is no silver bullet, when it comes to technical skills or management techniques, that would've helped him deliver it faster. And adding heads to a project just makes it ship later. Those are well known truisms not just in project management, but management in general. Heads need to be trained and brought up to speed.

Implying that it would've been deployed on time had he just accepted help from faggots in IRC, "engineers" from some shitty outsourcing firm, or random anons, is not only presumptuous but incorrect.

And, even if we assume that it would've been faster had Josh just accepted help and "not been an autist", in your view, it still wouldn't change the fact that the ultimatum was breaking the promises to the community who actually had paid for most of the product. All so some mediocre "engineers" employed by Jim could waste time by getting themselves up to speed with the project and the libraries it uses.

>>261369

He didn't accept help because per the license agreement if he did then his code would be Jims.

Still should have bit the bullet.

>>261369

>His technical skills are irrelevant

I would say if he can't make code that doesn't chug when making 100 requests a second that his technical skills were very relevant. There was no great conspiracy, Josh apparently ragequit and flew back to his Mom's basement. Probably was forced to quit, but it wasn't just that the 12k that people were angry at. They were angry at his blatant attitude problems and the troubling signs that it seemed like he was preparing to see how far he could go without being called out on it when he "accidentally" leaked the IPs of a bunch of creepy old men who want to fuck teenagers. They may be creepy pedophiles, but the fact that if Josh can find a justification to leak IP addresses of pedophiles then he could find a justification to leak anyone's IP address. He was on-record as trolling his Global Admin powers to see the IP Addresses of anyone who criticized him on at least /cow/ and /v/ matched up with people he banned off of foxdick. In short, Jim made a mistake and he fixed it by firing Josh.

>>261385

Hey, remember when Jewsh chased off /sp/ to 76chan by "migrating" their board with his shitty ass script because he was butthurt at their bantz? Because I sure as fuck remember.

>>261349

Threadly reminder that Nool loaded the captcha over and over again as if he has never heard of the concept of a break even point. Threadly reminder that Nool's autism led to Jim testing him by pushing a extreme offer. There wasn't a explicit contract for that shit.

/cow/ was right, as bitter it sounds even to me, and actions do speak louder than words. You never gave a shit about Nool nor about fixing Infinity in the first place which would have made the Infinity Next project unnecessary. What you value is getting even with Jim at all costs.

>>261388

/sp/ migrated voluntarily early on, you retarded faggot. Stop pretending you know anything. It was when they shut down the test site, and their board on 8chan was unusable, that they moved elsewhere.

>>261379

>He didn't accept help because per the license agreement if he did then his code would be Jims.

He did get a bit of help from the database guy, but that's not how AGPL works. If they contribute, it's licensed AGPL. Period. Jim didn't want to, because he thinks the work of his mediocre developers are actually so valuable as to be proprietary in this scenario.

>>261389

Why do you keep changing your ID, you stupid autist? The captcha was working as intended to support No-JS in the way Josh wanted to support it. Except, that ended up being a mistake that generated entirely too much load. For all the boards being load balanced over, all the bots, and all the users, that was the problem.

Maybe if Jim hadn't required that Josh work for free on fixing the core framework just so one of their shitty engineers doesn't break out into autistic screeching about MySQL, he would've had more time to fix it.

>>261407

Not-Josh, why do you keep defending Josh?

>>261408

One of your braindead users shouldn't have said stupid shit, there would be nothing for me to correct.

Prove me wrong, dipshit.

>>261410

What about the time Josh shut down /v/ because they were making fun of him?

How do you defend this, not-josh?

>>261410

Actually no, you have it backwards. You're supposed to prove us wrong with irrefutable evidence. And this time don't link to an article in fucking Japanese.

>>261329

>Woody-Chan

HI NOEL SCHAFFER AUGH YEAH FOKES!

Don't you have an appointment with your mom to get special brushed?

>>261276

>Jim wanted Next but I could not and would not sell it to him as proprietary software.

This is also bullshit, IIRC from the IRC logs. You just considered Jim's offer too paltry. Si you don't even get to take the moral high ground.

>>261417

I don't think that's Noel

>>261414

Josh load balanced /v/ because shitposters on the testing /v/ board were egging him on to do so. It was "shut down" insofar that it was load balanced to a machine that was unresponsive to load, mainly due to cripple's captcha.

>>261415

Proof of what? If you're talking about the proof that Jim's company was responsible for the software that stored over a decade of people's unencrypted credit card information, there's an e-mail in english from a Japanese anon to Amazon (requesting takedown of all of the unencrypted credit card info), and "Created by N.T. Technology" is in english on all the pages, and the whois database information is also in english. I'm not sure what you're asking for in particular, moron.

>>261424

Replacing the page of /v/ with "THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU CHOSE" for an hour isn't 'testing', it's being a dick.

>>261426

Users browsers cache those temporary redirects, afaik. Aren't you as autistic as Josh, in your view, whining about a joke (and also a good way to return the load to normal on the machine, with a static page) that ran all of 30 minutes?

Listen, retard, you're out of your depth. There's nothing you can really spin that will make what the administration of this dying site has done to be justified.

>>261427

> Aren't you as autistic as Josh, in your view, whining about a joke (and also a good way to return the load to normal on the machine, with a static page) that ran all of 30 minutes?

It really shows how mature Josh is when he trolls his power like that for a 'joke'.

If this really was something that had to be done for technical reasons then all he'd have to do was put up in big bright letters of "IN TEN MINUTES I NEED TO SHUT DOWN THIS BOARD FOR 30. LOAD BALANCING SHITE".

Instead he only did it when he was being made fun of. Getting hurt when people step on his toes is something common with him. See also: Likeicare.

>>261407

>The captcha was working as intended…Except, that ended up being a mistake

Just stop. I'm getting second-hand embarrassment reading your posts and you're not even the cow in question.

>>261432

Assuming you're not Josh.

>>261432

We call the guy defending Josh blindly not-josh for a reason.

It's clear he's just one of Null's sycophants rather then Null himself but my god, I dont think even Josh defends himself so frantically.

Not-Josh, Would you have sex with Josh? He's only into girls and trannys, so you have some work ahead of you!

>>261432

Yeah, it did work as intended. Even though Josh ported it to OOP shit, he didn't realize that Cripple's captcha would be of "quadratic complexity" ironically written by the Cripple, purely in the PHP interpreter itself, and not even relying on GD.

8chan does not have this problem because it does not have convenience features to load the captcha before you post.

The blunder on Cripple's part could've been lessened by hacking around with Laravel's validator. It's been so long that I don't even care, but it was feasible at one point in my head after reading the docs and browsing StackOverflow examples.

>>261434

Why haven't you proven me wrong yet, moron?

>>261429

*will be crap, lol

>>261431

Just curious what was /v/ making fun of in that instance? If it was for being 335 lbs then fair play by based Josh.

>>261436

I think you've already decided that Josh has never ever done anything wrong - ever.

>>261447

Its been years now at this point but prob for overstepping his boundaries.

Jewsh may be an incompetent aspie and a pedophile, but I have a hard time relating to people that really get angry over having no /v/ for a couple of hours.

josh should have gotten wildchild to hand over a couple thousand to cover server costs. he didnt dox that fucking tranny so the tranny owes him. then he should dox wildchild anyways. fuck him, im glad that foxdick skype group stole $700 from him when he was having a psychotic break.

>>261468

10/10 bait. The sad thing is that this is probably what a bunch of foxdicks actually believe. It's a collectivist mentality that Josh has helped foster, but when he loses control of the site and someone else decides to bring the site back from the dead again, they will make Josh wish that he was still dealing with Vordrak's motley crew of autists, pedos, trannies and psychos.

>>261472

lol

>>261475

Whatever helps you sleep at night. Your "friends" are only your friends because you have something to offer them. foxdicks do make pretty good sperg detectives, I'll admit. Imagine what they're going to find on you, Null.

>>261493

lol

>>261499

Really just makes me wonder when things will finally blow up for Dyn

>>261499

What are Dyn's alleged dox he's freaking out over? Things have gotten so bizarre I can't tell when Dyn's shitposting and when he's legit mad.

>>261517

David Craig who lives in Wales.

I've heard from someone I trust that they arn't his actual dox but that there is a connection between this person and him. I think there has to be because if they were not his real dox then the smart thing to do would be to play them up like they are his actual dox.

Or he could be ruse cruising and they are. Who knows. Bountys still active, though.

I dated dynastia back when he first joined foxdick Farms. He's not like how he acts on foxdick Farms, he is a smart man and very sweet. We were supposed to meet and get married, but reality snapped us out of it. I'll just say this because I think an actual hint would spice things up and I will laugh as it gets taken in the wrong direction. Dyn lives in Europe.Central Europe. Check his grammar. lol good luck

>>261523

yeah, and i'm the fucking tranny that josh is engaged to

>>261523

Thats cool, Dave.

>>261530

hahahaha

>>261518

It's actually New South Wales, Australia.

>>261548

Find dox, send to Vordy, get 10k.

>>261552

10k in what? GBP? Actually, that stands for Great Britain Pound. And the pound has always had a favorable exchange rate with the dollar, so that's even more money! I'm surprised Josh hasn't decided to dox Dynastia and collect the money himself as Vordrak's only disqualification is that Dynastia can't claim the money. Mr. Craig might know a lot more than Josh wants us to know if he hasn't been fucked over by Null after all this time.

>>261561

I think something really drastic would have to happen for Null to sell Dyn out. He kinda uses Dyn to do his dirty work, and prob got those peoples dox right from the source.

>>261468

Josh? Is that you?

>>261552

lel, where the fuck is vordy supposed to get 10k gbp from? his british tugboat sure as fuck doesn't cover that.

>>261566

He'd get it from Dynastia or (more likely) Dynastia's parents.

>>261552

Vordy won't pay until he actually gets the money from Dyn, which will never happen, doxxxxx or not. So doxxxxxing Dyn won't make you money, but it's still worth doing because it will make lolz.

>>261589

Other than implying that foxdicks were ever civilized, that macro is perfect to describe the culture there.

Unrelated note, gotta love how even Vordrak knows how many people Josh has fucked over on his site alone: http://matthewhopkinsnews.com/?p=4921#comment-8070

>>261448

I never said that, moron. He did write it in PHP.

The fact that you can't prove me wrong says it all.

>>261499

>These dox are faaaaake but you are making angry, REMOVE THEM

So they are real then. We should get them to Vordy

>>261601

I think they are partially true but partially false. Like maybe someone got the location but not name right, or got the name right and the location wrong.

Who knows.

>>261594

Because I dont give a shit. Even if Joshie was faultless on Infinity Never, he's still a big fucking cow.

>>261592

Give it a break, Vordrak.

>>261604

He's going apeshit over those dox. It might not be his but knows he will pay very hard if someone actually does something with them. It could be family or neighbors

>>261592

Hey, we're cannibals here too. Ever heard of A-log? He started off as a poster on /cow/ and now he's an iconic lolcow.

>>261611

That was way before the foxdick farms were much of a thing aside from a chris forum, and as a person he's not relevant today.

If Vordy got his 10k, what do you think he would do with it?

>>261615

Use it to hire private detectives to dig up more dirt on Null than we ever could

>>261611

A-Log was a guy who did about 40-50 YouTube videos on why Chris was an awful person while revealing a lot of less than flattering details about himself. People looked into him more and found out about his SIX-INCH FOXDICK (hence the word filter for Kiw i) and shredded him.

His circlejerk (except for that psycho hockey sperg for some reason) came on 789chan to reveal even less flattering things about him. A-Log eventually realizes his best move is to drop off the face of the Internet or at the very least avoid talking about CWC and now the term describing excessive criticism of Chris that was named after him is more known than the actual man child himself.

>>261617

Oh. I could've sworn he started as a poster from the old /cow/. Weird.

>>261618

I think he did try to start a thread on 789chan way back in the day, but YouTube was his base of operations against "He Who Gives Autism A Bad Name".

>>261610

>It could be family or neighbors

Fuckface McInternetEdgelord wouldn't give a shit if the League of Autism was harrassing his neighbours. It's either him or close family, else he wouldn't be busy chimping and gaslighting over the dox.

>>261604

Then don't throw in your two cents on shit you know nothing about if you don't care, you insufferable faggot.

>>261651

Yeah and it's somebody that has at least complained to Dyn about the harassment, so probably someone he knows at least. Although it's possible they googled foxdick Dynastia after getting julay calls or whatever.

>>261685

If someone complained to Dynastia about getting prank phone calls, he'd post the person's e-mail address and work number because Null would allow it. There is one of two possibilities here: Dynastia is leading us all on some ruse cruise to steer attention away from people wanting to look further into him or Luke McKee's mental clock was at the right time of the day when he doxed Dynastia. I'm leaning towards the former actually being the case, but this also does seem like Dynastia is a petty sociopath who will fuck over anyone he can just because he can.

>>261697

>is leading us all on some ruse cruise

>chimpout in discord

>edits posts on EDF

>puts out at least four different stories about the dox being totally false bro

>mails some sped at 2am and chimps out on him

That shit obviously hit too close for comfort.

>>261697

They arn't mutually exclusive. It's possible that Luke found parital but not full dox and Dyn is sperging out because they are both correct and to throw people off the trail.

>>261499

this is what happens when autism clouds the mind of lonely nobodies. how anyone could get this involved in any website is beyond staggering.

>>261979

The whole culture there just seems to produce people who either allow their common sense to be shut down or they come in there with none to begin with. After all the shit that happened with the Bloodletting and the database potentially being compromised that they'd be a little more paranoid of anyone there. But, I'm trying to treat foxdicks like normies when they're really autists that seem to treat foxdick like a normie would Facebook.

josh has been bragging that he hacked 8chan with the backdoor he put in the captcha code. I wouldn't put it past him to do it because he's so petty and hates these threads

>>262020

Caps or link? Wouldn't put it past him either, but if he did, it just confirms that Josh is a few psychiatric evaluations away from being diagnosed as a malignant narcissist.

>>262020

I thought fred was in charge of the capcha code?

If Josh were going to hack 8chan I thought he would've done it a long time ago while he was still pissed about the next shitshow, assuming he had the ability.

>>258321

STOP

>>328571

no josh. nice thread slide.