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7c12d6 No.255039

Don't know if these two have ever been brought up on /cow/ before. In a nutshell, the Slaton Sisters are youtubers who produce ghastly videos on a regular basis. These videos usually involve either mediocre makeup tutorials or junk food reviews and the girls like to announce when they've farted or belched (not that it isn't obvious when this happens - they're VERY loud). In addition to this they have also been accused of animal troll as well as laundering money from their libtard fans with fake stories such as Tammy being on the verge of death and needing a modified coffin, then suddenly making a miraculous recovery, and buying an RV with "funds" that Amy refused to go into detail about when asked about where the money came from. Amy also cusses her viewers out quite frequently - and as of a few days ago has broken up with her most recent boyfriend so of course she's trying to get as much pity as possible.

Links:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC70h-USZioOaM3WudVl_vCA - The main youtube channel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsT9_VSaEHA&t=72s - The "Chubby Bunny" challenge video which happens to be their most (in)famous video.

The embed video involves several confessions from Amy - where she admits that she shits her pants and wants to fuck Johnny Depp in a graveyard.

These two landwhales did have their own foxdick Farms thread at one point, I believe they classified them as Horrorcows, not going to lie, I think that name fits them perfectly.

7c12d6 No.255079

t h i c c


7c12d6 No.255081

>broke up with her ex-boyfriend

>boyfriend

If this hideous whale can get laid, what's anyone else's excuse.

But, using your sister to get an RV shifts then from horrorcows to rage-inducing. I bet they're on welfare too.


7c12d6 No.255082

>>255081

I know Amy is on welfare. I'm pretty sure that the money from the camper came from a different period of e-begging, not for Tammy's triplewide coffin.


7c12d6 No.255087

>>255039

>being so fucking fat that you start getting rolls on your forehead

w e w

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7c12d6 No.255173

>have you ever cheated?

>yes


7c12d6 No.255193

BRONZE GODDESS


7c12d6 No.255200

>>255039

Found out some guys have produced several parody vids of these two. They kinda remind me of those poorly animated Adult Swim cartoons.


7c12d6 No.255228

Someone in the last thread discovered that Tammy's forehead focuses her echolocation.

>animal troll

He meant animal ab­­­use. The filter is for a different thread.


7c12d6 No.255235

File: fb22bae571606ad⋯.png (539.86 KB, 453x810, 151:270, happy sam n charls.png)

>>255039

>These two landwhales did have their own foxdick Farms thread at one point, I believe theyclassified them as Horrorcows

besides regular lolcows, shuddercows, and sadcows, what other kinds of cows are there?


7c12d6 No.255313

>>255081

>If this hideous whale can get laid, what's anyone else's excuse.

White trailer trash have no standards, of course she'd get laid.


7c12d6 No.255519

File: fc6b5c7d406f20f⋯.jpg (57.72 KB, 744x744, 1:1, ew.jpg)

File: a69c039dff5b450⋯.jpg (159.41 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, gross.jpg)

Here are the leaked Slaton nudes.


7c12d6 No.255533

File: 82e2a9a0394b525⋯.gif (478.47 KB, 250x161, 250:161, holymotheroffuck.gif)

>>255519

Holy shit. I've seen a lot of lolcow nudes in my time, but these by far are the most retina burning I've seen in a long time. It's like seeing Chris's new "vagina" for the first time all over again.

On a side note - Tammy's arms look absolutely tiny when compared to the rest of her body, and I hope to god those aren't pest bites all over her body (though judging from the sisters' lifestyle, they're probably covered in bugs).


7c12d6 No.255636

File: 1c7a0bd7d551a97⋯.png (472.12 KB, 690x672, 115:112, OH NEPTUNE.png)


7c12d6 No.255651

File: a7ec3d096f74f89⋯.gif (32.42 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 200_s.gif)


7c12d6 No.256132

Remember that time where you shat yourself in school?


7c12d6 No.263109

File: 10019fa8e1b1e03⋯.png (809.05 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, Screenshot_2017-04-08-17-3….png)

Amy's new man! He's a pedophile an a wife beater, she sure knows how to pick 'em!




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