/cow/ - Lolcows (Three Years on 8chan!)

He doesn't seem to be that unusual from your regular shizos. What makes him special, stand out from the rest of the delusional freaks?

>>251361

he takes tons of drugs and deals it, does freestyle raps on soundcloud while being high as fuck and well, he believes he's god.

oh, he also told me last night (no joke, swear im not making this shit up) how he likes to hit his cat with his cock.

an ex of mine also once told me he likes to beat the shit out his cat.

ex of his i mean, an ex of his told me how he liked to beat up his cat.

the kicker? he later on actually admitted to me that he did, and how he also once sacrificed a goat to satan.

he has a grandfather that once tried to strangle him when he was little, so craziness runs in his family, i guess.

Congratulations, you've met a mentally ill person. That doesn't make them funny by default.

>>251599

really not the point here. i was kinda hoping people could talk sense in to him.

>>251601

> i was kinda hoping people could talk sense in to him

> coming to /cow/

> a place where people come to laugh at the mentally ill

Yeah, you're not really his friend. And being schizo doesn't make someone a lolcow.

I have schizophrenia myself, and faggots like you are pretty much the reason why I don't tell anyone anything.

>>251613

yeah but you prolly take your meds.

>>251638

I think he means that by just having schizophrenia you aren't a cow. The thinking you're god, harming of animals, and delusions are pretty normal and by default aren't funny.

It seems more like you want us to be your personal army. What did he do to piss you off?

>>251601

>>251658

>i just wanted people to talk some sense in to him. i figured if he heard from a 100 people instead of just one that he's just insane and not God, maybe it would sink in.

You're trusting an anonymous image board you can't bend to your will and in all likelihood exploit any and every opportunity for lolcow comedy here. Are you sure that's wise?

>>251613

>why I don't tell anyone anything.

…Are you God, anon?

>>251601

>>251658

Again, I tell you, "Congratulations, you've met a mentally ill person." Crazy people exist, they're delusional, and they can be annoying. What more are you expecting? This thread is like "Hey guys, I know this ACTUAL AUTISTIC PERSON who has poor social skills and obsesses over the minutia of trains." Who the fuck cares? This is nothing interesting and nothing random strangers on the internet can fix.

no joke but you sound like a faggot (being totally for real) like no joke

>>251638

Well at least I'm not an unfunny faggot who's now shitting himself in rage because he came here expecting a personal army to go after someone who probably isn't even lucid enough to give a shit.

>>252066

No, there's just literally nothing interesting about your run of the mill crazy retard, and you seem like a bit of an idiot. Why did you lead this thread with a 1000 year old /b/ meme and why did you include that picture with your reply? Is this from your "funny pictures" chan folder?

>>252140

>>252156

its ok buddy, crying takes the sad out of you.

Every loo-shitting Hindu also says that they're God. You gonna make a thread on all of them, too?

>>253038

OP here.

Fair enough.

I actually agree.

My bad.

>>251358

I know a guy who thinks he's filthy frank and types like a faggot.

Just because someone's annoying and crazy doesn't mean they're entertaining enough to be lolcow shit.