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File: e9ee8cc6e9e8055⋯.jpg (43.37 KB, 800x522, 400:261, Makes me so fucking mad.jpg)

f81240 No.250669

Take a good look /cow/ and look at all the damage you did over the years. Consequences be damned, for every action there is reaction.

And now, allow me to show you how fucking bad you failed miserably and why you are the reason lolcowdom is in ruin.

You started to swear, up and down, that you found the new Chris-Chan when everyone began searching for new lolcows when he started to dry up. A wiki was made in no time, fanart was quickly drawn, he was swiftly coaxed into doing a Jenkins Jinkies type thing to the Wiki within three months.

I was right there watching it, and told all of you that it wasn't worth it and this guy wasn't funny at all, but you didn't listen.

If you had, many lives wouldn't have been ruined. Phil could have still been living in Philadelphia where he belongs.

This is what led to the whole chain reaction of foxdick Farms shutting down, now we are migrants ourselves, searching for a new place to resolve our wacky antics and debates and beings.

I TOLD YOU ADF WAS NOT FUCKING FUNNY, AND LOOK WHAT YOU NOT LISTENING HAS BROUGHT US.

As for me, real life is happy under Trump. Can't wait for the wall and the family vacation in 2019 to see the whole thing, from San Diego and Texas.

HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

ADF GENERAL

f81240 No.250670

File: 7338f611238b437⋯.jpg (1.17 KB, 77x77, 1:1, Harel.jpg)

You people don't quite realize how angry Phil's whole existence makes me.

Just seeing pictures of him drive me to pure rage.


f81240 No.250676

File: d1d16113a6d647e⋯.jpg (150.4 KB, 831x1288, 831:1288, tumblr_oivt7fyvEs1tns5dmo3….jpg)

File: 48f3a9c6267868a⋯.jpg (373.63 KB, 1280x1707, 1280:1707, tumblr_ojdew8yKZE1tns5dmo4….jpg)


f81240 No.250689

File: cc6afd03c824f66⋯.webm (927.81 KB, 512x512, 1:1, KYS.webm)

>>250669

>Phil could have still been living in Philadelphia where he belongs

No, he would've still traveled to whatever AIDS ridden SJW mecca he is in now.


f81240 No.250697

>>250669

lol I regret nothing


f81240 No.250720

>>250669

Cool Story, Bro.

Phil wasn't funny. He was a living embodiment of a human train wreck that kept on happening and served as the poster child for "This is what social welfare abuse looks like"

No one said a cow had to be funny.


f81240 No.250753

File: c0802ed99238bea⋯.png (560.23 KB, 567x565, 567:565, gaypatriot-phil.png)

File: 4de8992719ca6bc⋯.png (506.77 KB, 577x587, 577:587, exjon-phil-3.png)

File: adb6fc3f99c07b7⋯.png (564.13 KB, 549x599, 549:599, exjon-phil-2.png)

File: b69ee2f4d8787c5⋯.png (560.55 KB, 545x597, 545:597, exjon-phil-1.png)

Twitter exchange I spotted yesterday between two guys who I don't think are aware of Phil as a "cow".


f81240 No.250761

>>250753

I'm just sad they aren't using more recent pictures of him, in those he looks almost normal.


f81240 No.250770

>>250753

I doubt they know who he is. His old pics get posted a lot as an example of goofy communists.


f81240 No.250778

>>250770

Yeah, that's what I meant when I said I didn't think they were aware of Phil as a cow… maybe I should have added "or aware of him at all".


f81240 No.250784

>>250778

I misread your post


f81240 No.250794

Oh look, it's that thread that RN1F creates every six months.


f81240 No.250796

He is now a mentally fucked tranny who thinks every single person he sees in public is a member of the foxdick farms? Tell me again how he isn't the new Chris Chan?


f81240 No.250797

>>250796

Chris is more mentally together and just in general a better person. No really.


f81240 No.250799


f81240 No.250820

File: 7151ee8f941c738⋯.jpg (37.32 KB, 526x526, 1:1, jonathan c holiday.jpg)

This is Phil's current roommate/"girlfriend." Jonathan C. Holiday/Toren Wilder/Victoria Valimir

https://www.facebook.com/vikkivalimir?pnref=story

https://twitter.com/transethics

Late last year, Phil got an apartment from some 'help for spergs' type assistance program and immediately began looking for someone to move in with him, someone who had also pissed off the Portland trannies. The place was a dump within weeks (floors covered in trash, Phil's autistic maps and disgusting bondage crap all over) and it appeared that Jonathan had taken over the bedroom and had Phil sleeping on a couch.

>>250797

They're both grotesque men that constantly ebeg and I wouldn't want to be within smelling distance of either, but Phil is definitely the worst between the two. Phil has tried (or maybe succeeded, I don't recall) to get women kicked out of a domestic violence shelter after they objected to him being there. He was also taken in by some trannies once and was waving a knife around and screaming about Jews or some shit like that. He also stalks his ex in Portland (and livestreams it on his Facebook) and has made death threats about him and others.


f81240 No.250821

>>250820

>He also stalks his ex in Portland (and livestreams it on his Facebook) and has made death threats about him and others.

There's also the whole punching his mom thing where he admits he just punched her in the face because she asked him to contribute rent.

Then despite getting thousands of dollars all at once in tard bucks he spent it all on tattoos instead of rent and then whined about being homeless like he hadn't chosen to be.


f81240 No.250827

>>250794

I don't know who RN1F is but I'm 95% sure the OP is Trippin Kahlua from the former foxdick Farms.


f81240 No.250830

>>250827

That would be improbable but funny as all fuck.


f81240 No.250832

>>250796

He hasn't made anything like Sonichu.


f81240 No.250836

>>250827

Oh that's definitely him. His whole "Phil is not funny" schtick went on for years.


f81240 No.250837

File: a650b52bbb72f3c⋯.jpg (136.11 KB, 807x960, 269:320, 16174805_157737081384716_5….jpg)

>>250832

Him and his maps are pretty close


f81240 No.250852

>>250827

They're the same Bahamian shitposter.


f81240 No.250925

>>250837

Have you got more Phil reactions over foxdicks going down?


f81240 No.250933

>>250676

This fat fuck goes out of his way to not even attempt to pass as a woman.


f81240 No.250954

File: 7a1f66f859503e6⋯.png (188.4 KB, 509x489, 509:489, Screenshot_20170201_001838.png)

File: bc83b21293abb49⋯.png (502.23 KB, 517x781, 47:71, Screenshot_20170201_002142.png)

>>250925

He doesn't make many public posts outside of begging for money


f81240 No.250958

>>250954

He's probably sad now that less people are giving him attention.


f81240 No.251106

>>250954

Philip is a better artist than I remember.

Sad, if he only put some focus into that instead of his squeaky antics.


f81240 No.251110

>>251106

The face, maybe, but the right hand coming from the left shoulder cancels out any style improvements.


f81240 No.251111

>>250669

Hi trippinkahlua we miss you


f81240 No.251114

>>250753

>rage against the stairmaster

>not rage against the stepmachine


f81240 No.251115

>>251106

It's mostly traced. He commissioned some avatars from a tumblr user and traced it from there.

http://diosa-latina-de-misandria.tumblr.com/post/154831879925/bace-jeleren-just-some-stuff-from-my-sketchbook


f81240 No.251151

>>251115

I'm not surprised. His real drawings are Chris-Chan tier.

He would have had to have improved massively in a very short time to do that.


f81240 No.251236

File: 915ebb38683c0a5⋯.png (537.89 KB, 537x656, 537:656, autism prop.png)

File: e681742d4fe30f6⋯.png (29.08 KB, 534x411, 178:137, Philth update.png)

Phil got his apartment around October 2016 I think it was, and he was demanding "financial solidarity" for people to buy him shit for it. He ended up buying a bunch of autistic weapons such as two tranny baseball bats, a crowbar, a sledgehammer, and some kind of knife; easily several hundreds dollars wasted. This was justified as him needing multiple weapons around so he could always get to one in case the foxdick farms broke in.

I can't remember if it was in December or January but he ended up buying a bike (one of his autistic obsessions) for $100+ and then was begging for people to buy him accessories for it. Supposedly Phil doesn't even know how to ride a bike and all photos/videos of it have just been him posing with it.

He was also constantly begging for people to fund Greyhound tickets so he could go down to a storage locker in Oakland and get his shit he had there. After months of paying the fees on this locker I see he finally is claiming to have arranged for all of that shit to be transported out.


f81240 No.251238

>>251236

That will be especially funny when he finally gets his shit-encrusted garbage and autism accessories together all in one place and then gets evicted.


f81240 No.251249

>>251236

"Trying to get the apartment ready"

Last time I saw a picture of it, it was pretty empty with just a bunch of shit strewn about and a creepy alter set up in the corner of all his autistic fetish items. What could there be to "get ready"?

And still no pictures or vids of Little Tranny Foo Foo riding that damn bike?


f81240 No.251254

>>251249

>Last time I saw a picture of it, it was pretty empty with just a bunch of shit strewn about and a creepy alter set up in the corner of all his autistic fetish items. What could there be to "get ready"?

It's now probably a foot deep in feces covered shit Phil has rammed up his ass, rotting food and other garbage. Remember how Phil claimed he never threw out trash because of foxdicks?


f81240 No.251257

>>251254

>feces

Oh no.

Oh no no.

What is with these people and shit? Sick Nick, ADF… Fuck.


f81240 No.251289

>>251249

>And still no pictures or vids of Little Tranny Foo Foo riding that damn bike?

Of course, he can't ride it.


f81240 No.251290

>>251257

Don't forget chris chan regularly shits himself.


f81240 No.251369

File: 21e69fe98a3452a⋯.jpg (25.02 KB, 550x541, 550:541, 1380943362328.jpg)

>>250676

>capitalism is the enemy of mother earth

>destroys his body


f81240 No.251370

>>251254

Actually he had a harrowing experience once where he armed himself to the teeth with mace, batons and a knife to walk a bag of trash out to the dumpster 50 feet away.

He was so proud of himself.


f81240 No.251384

File: 90f0e6c3613e575⋯.png (91.48 KB, 239x300, 239:300, valimir.png)

>>250820

What is he looking at?


f81240 No.251385

>>251290

Yeah, and Jahans too, with his "Centiliter of shit".


f81240 No.251389

>>251384

Himself in a mirror. He's saying: "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard."


f81240 No.251469

File: 2561ba852d408fb⋯.png (624.96 KB, 533x655, 533:655, tard vest.png)

File: 65048c489b73960⋯.png (17.24 KB, 542x215, 542:215, it never ends.png)


f81240 No.251472

>>251469

Anyone stupid enough to buy shit for this moron (who has a monthly income) should be raped and murdered.


f81240 No.251617

>>250820

>He was also taken in by some trannies once and was waving a knife around and screaming about Jews or some shit like that. He also stalks his ex in Portland (and livestreams it on his Facebook) and has made death threats about him and others.

Pretty sure we could get the partyvan on him for all that


f81240 No.251657

>>251617

The knife thing was at a tranny gathering. He got mad at some random cis person passing by and then ran away. When he was sure they were gone, he came back with a knife and freaked out.

The group was so freaked out the gatherings stopped happening because they didn't have the balls to kick him out.


f81240 No.251808

>>251657

>because they didn't have the balls

Probably literally, lel


f81240 No.252143

>>250720

> No one said a cow had to be funny

Then why do we call them lolcows?


f81240 No.252147

>>252143

Some of them are horrorcows.

We failed to understand, that's why.


f81240 No.253121

File: ac19366dd17cd3f⋯.jpg (81.13 KB, 960x944, 60:59, 16508083_169785066846584_6….jpg)


f81240 No.253128

>>253121

He has spent enough on those shitty tattoos to buy a luxury car. And the result is he looks like a train boxcar vandalized by retarded gasoline huffing 12 year olds.


f81240 No.253952

File: 485b41f93ea8c4f⋯.png (615.03 KB, 1035x615, 69:41, ikilledfoxdickfarms.png)

Remember the time he "killed" foxdickfarms. lol.


f81240 No.254006

What's OPs deal? Can we get a thread going about that guy?


f81240 No.254175

File: 00f2c0677663973⋯.png (576.22 KB, 612x615, 204:205, bike that autism built.png)

File: 16da256a89ff9f0⋯.png (51.88 KB, 607x597, 607:597, hard ask.png)

File: aa1b6d5d5928fea⋯.png (452.76 KB, 1100x1322, 550:661, business trip.png)

File: 6c30b457cdcc253⋯.png (17.72 KB, 523x301, 523:301, vendetta.png)

File: 1c3b411331424c7⋯.png (197.55 KB, 1074x1090, 537:545, jane wild drama.png)

Here's the latest photo of Phil's "daughter" aka the bike he spent hundreds on and has never used besides as a prop/fetish item/money sink.

Phil has been begging for money to repay the suckers he convinced to move all his shit out of the storage locker. He suddenly started begging for more money because his roommate/'girlfriend' Toren/Vikki wants to go to some tranny awards in LA on a "business trip" which Phil is claiming means he won't be able to afford rent or utilities. Looking at his social media @transethics, we find that he was wanting people to nominate him for a TEA award as "Best Internet Personality" late last year, that he managed to con some rube into buying him the flight to LA using their own FF miles, and that Toren wants to waste $250 on a dress, at the same time Phil is claiming they are going to lose their apartment due to having no money for bills.

There was also some drama in the last week where Toren got into a fight with a "Jane Wild," claimed to be Toren's ex. Both claim the other is abusive, Toren said he would "destroy" Jane Wild and accused him of "trying to destabilize my housing situation" so Phil was involved in this clusterfuck somehow. Nether party publicly revealed much info on what exactly they got butthurt with each other about.


a601fe No.277460

>>254175

So handouts are now "financial solidarity."

At least if you waste money on Chris Chan he sends you a medallion or drawing eventually.

I'd pay Phil's sewer bill (?) if he promised to flush himself down the toilet.


2e9ed8 No.297274

>>250689

Just seeing pictures of him drive me to pure rage.




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