Take a good look /cow/ and look at all the damage you did over the years. Consequences be damned, for every action there is reaction.
And now, allow me to show you how fucking bad you failed miserably and why you are the reason lolcowdom is in ruin.
You started to swear, up and down, that you found the new Chris-Chan when everyone began searching for new lolcows when he started to dry up. A wiki was made in no time, fanart was quickly drawn, he was swiftly coaxed into doing a Jenkins Jinkies type thing to the Wiki within three months.
I was right there watching it, and told all of you that it wasn't worth it and this guy wasn't funny at all, but you didn't listen.
If you had, many lives wouldn't have been ruined. Phil could have still been living in Philadelphia where he belongs.
This is what led to the whole chain reaction of foxdick Farms shutting down, now we are migrants ourselves, searching for a new place to resolve our wacky antics and debates and beings.
I TOLD YOU ADF WAS NOT FUCKING FUNNY, AND LOOK WHAT YOU NOT LISTENING HAS BROUGHT US.
As for me, real life is happy under Trump. Can't wait for the wall and the family vacation in 2019 to see the whole thing, from San Diego and Texas.
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
ADF GENERAL