9c5001 No.249409
So last thread hit bump limit and with the many executive orders Trump took recently, the decision to bar Muslim refugees must be the one that hit Blob the hardest. I am looking at his twitter feed and its full of retweeting other people about it.
9c5001 No.249473
This guy just never ceases to amaze me. He really has no empathy for anyone, does he? He's only pretending to care about the rapefugees because he thinks he'll benefit in some way. It just reminds me why they lost because we all now see it's just another fucking means to power.
Relevant article: http://archive.is/TAF9O
9c5001 No.249474
>>249472
>jerb
>shitty town
Another loser who hates the working class? Let me guess, he's 1. obese and 2. anti-white.
9c5001 No.249483
>>249472
>It's not GOING to be my jerb
Remind me again how many times Bob got fired last year?
9c5001 No.249491
>>249473
You are right. The only reason he does these rants on twitter is because he thinks he will get social points because of it. His problem is that he is a sperg which causes him to virtue signal so hard that it turns people off. It doesn't help him any that he is also a straight white male so he can't get the the bonus victim bucks. He has hit a ceiling in popularity and is unable to improve the quality of his shows and articles despite doing them for 10+ years so he thinks that if he signals hard enough and be controversial enough in his views he will gain more popularity.
9c5001 No.249500
It's not like he'll ever have to worry about starting a family or having a 9 to 5 job.
9c5001 No.249532
>Garbage America
The D-Man should thank him for giving him a second term
9c5001 No.249538
That's the thing, Trump didn't even "ban" Muslim immigrants. He stopped the refugee program for 100 days so it can be reformed.
Of course, when you're a regressive liberal like Bobby, everything is binary exception gender.
9c5001 No.249540
>>249472
He seriously believes he's a better, more worthwhile person than all the people who live in dying factory towns in the mid-west because he makes shitty internet videos.
MovieBob was not spanked enough as a kid.
9c5001 No.249547
alt. campaign slogan: "I'll show you Fascism."
9c5001 No.249555
>>249540
He probably wasn't spanked at all, and if he was he's probably one of those children who learned all the wrong lessons from it
9c5001 No.249597
>>249538
Not to mention Muslims from Egypt, Saudi Arabia, and the UAE, along with (relatively) Muslim countries like Lebanon, Jordan, Malaysia, and Indonesia, didn't have a block, so it's not even a Muslim ban. It's almost like people coming from 3rd world shitholes like Somalia instead of semi-developed countries bring 3rd world bullshit problems with them!
>>249472
> I did the work to make myself worth while
> No college degree
> No trade skills
> Lives in the basement of an apartment complex after living in parents house for 30+ years
> Worked at Blockbuster most of his adult life
> Makes videos on youtube and makes a living off Patreon
> Worthwhile
The irony is so strong I feel lightheaded
9c5001 No.249627
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>>249472
I hear progressives say this kind of thing all the time. Instead of bring manufacturing jobs back to America, they want to try and create an alternative to them. A new type of job for working class people.
But there is no alternative. Manufacturing jobs are easily accessible, have on-site training, improve communities and infrastructure, and produce resources everyone uses, giving the jobs a value to the economy as a whole instead of just the people doing them.
For a type of job to sustain an entire economy, it has to produce something of value. We can't have four million world-famous rappers, but we can definitely get four-million people in Flint to work in a factory that builds chairs.
9c5001 No.249631
>>249627
How many people like MovieBob do you think the economy can support? There's already a healthy surplus of internet reviewers. Even Bob doesn't make a good living from it.
9c5001 No.249680
what the fuck is not typing/censoring his name supposed to achieve?
9c5001 No.249681
>>249680
They think he's Voldemort. If they actually bothered to read Harry Potter, then they'd know that the whole "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" thing only empowers Voldemort by showing him their fear of him.
9c5001 No.249683
>>249627
>I hear progressives say this kind of thing all the time. Instead of bring manufacturing jobs back to America, they want to try and create an alternative to them. A new type of job for working class people.
They don't want that and I dunno why. But I have a few guesses here.
1. They seemingly associate factory workers, roughnecks, miners, farmers and basically specialized but manual work with Republicans. I mean, one /cow/poke said it here in his post best, I think: Who cares about trannies in a bathroom when you can't even feed your own family? They value social justice over economic security, so there's that.
2. They seemingly associate mechanized and agricultural work with the Industrial Revolution, which introduced early pollution, the idea of class warfare and enabled more destructive total wars to happen. The so-called progressives are usually associated with sentimental environmentalism, socialism and pacifism.
3. They associate manufacturing, mass production and architectural practicality with cartoon-strawman authoritarianism and totalitarianism. I mean, how much visual media do you see where bright pastel colors, artistic architecture and naturalism predominates an authoritarian state?
9c5001 No.249686
>>249683
> I mean, how much visual media do you see where bright pastel colors, artistic architecture and naturalism predominates an authoritarian state?
Not much, but I can think of the White Witch's Kingdom in The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe and The Kingdom of Zeal in Chrono Trigger.
9c5001 No.249695
>>249686
That's the point. Not much. When you say authoritarian, people immediately think George Orwell's Oceania in 1984.
9c5001 No.249704
>>249681
I thought it was to avoid being "harassed" by all 3 people outside of their echo-chamber they haven't blocked already who obviously have nothing better to do than search "Trump" on twitter and tell people who don't like him to kill themselves.
but it can be two things.
9c5001 No.249717
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I kinda agree with him on this (it doesn't matter if people who read comic books like non-white male legacy characters, just as long as the normals watch the movies starring them)
9c5001 No.249735
>Quebec mosque gets moonman'd
>Bob makes video about Muslim superheroes the same day
Coincidence?
9c5001 No.249744
>>249717
>Actually posting Bob
>no WebM
9c5001 No.249745
>>249735
Muslim Superheroes will never be popular. In Kamala's case, Marvel screwed the pooch by putting her in Civil War 2.
9c5001 No.249750
>>249745
>Marvel screwed the pooch by putting her in Civil War 2
>Implying Kamala should have ever been created
9c5001 No.249767
>>249735
How long until this exact image is put in the actual comic books?
9c5001 No.249840
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>>249683
I remember when Jim debated that faggot Destiny, he tried to pass off the idea that the collapse of manufacturing and infrastructure in the mid-west just meant that we were "evolving" from a manufacturing-based economy to a "services" based economy.
Which is pants-on-head-retarded because service jobs are not a replacement for manufacturing in any way, shape or form. You can't have an economy based entirely on services as the backbone. It's ridiculous.
Please correct me if I'm wrong.
9c5001 No.249843
>>249840
>Which is pants-on-head-retarded because service jobs are not a replacement for manufacturing in any way, shape or form. You can't have an economy based entirely on services as the backbone. It's ridiculous.
It is going full retard. You can only have a service-based economy as a whole in your country if your country either outsources to other countries for their manufacturing and heavy industries or has tight international trade relations with other countries with such jobs as a base. Either way, services are inherently and heavily reliant on manufacturing and raw materials.
For people like Bob, that's nightmarish because when they think of outsourcing manual labor, they always think of massive companies short-changing and overworking child laborers for brand name products. Either that, or an "out of sight, out of mind" view of it.
Even then, how about public utilities such as electricity, water, waste disposal, public transportation, national defense and other things? Those involve manual work, albeit skilled.
9c5001 No.249848
>>249843
>You can only have a service-based economy as a whole in your country if your country either outsources to other countries for their manufacturing and heavy industries or has tight international trade relations with other countries with such jobs as a base.
Which would mean half the service jobs those industries create would also have to be in the other country.
So basically you're operating at 50% efficiency. Of course since you have no factories it's more like 25% efficiency if you're being generous. 10% if you're being realistic.
TL;DR - Don't take economic advice from MOBA streamers and video game reviewers.
9c5001 No.249849
>>249474
Check and check. And the ironic thing is that he look like the definition of redneck cousin-fucking retarded offspring.
He honestly believes that he's so morally superior to everyone else that middle america (which probably DO advocate for national parks to be saved contrary to fucking popular mythos) are just dumb babies too stupid to do anything for the leftist greater good.
Here's a thought Bob, why don't you take all that so-called west coast intellectualism and shove it so far up your smug asshole, you choke on it. I'm even from the west coast and I'm sick of all this 'hurr durr anyone past nevada is a dumb trumpite yokel'.
9c5001 No.249851
>>249849
>West Coast intellectualism
Bob is from the east coast, and when his fake accent slips he sounds like a drunk Peter Griffin.
9c5001 No.249854
>>249851
Ohhhh well, shit. He sounds like the smug assholes from where I live but that makes sense.
9c5001 No.249857
>>249854
Cunts like settling near the ocean, apparently.
9c5001 No.249858
>>249717
>>the comics can get fucked as long as normalfags continue watching the movies
Not that I am mad or anything since Marvel comics are pretty cancerous and movies are about to reach that point, but I expected more from a guy who considers himself a true fan. I thought at least he would have been upset that comics are dying…
9c5001 No.249863
>>249857
Which is funny because give it 100 years after the oceans consume their homes, they'll be wanting to move to the Heartland.
Who's laughing now?
9c5001 No.249864
>>249735
>>249717
>>249767
>A anti-theist progressive atheist who called Sausage party the smartest movie of 2016 because of Anti-religious message alone
>Spends his free times bashing Christians every chance he gets
>Loves and defend islam too death
Every year the predictions of the book Prayer of a Assassin of islam replacing liberalism seems more and more likely i swear. Islam will be the down of feminism and lgbtq movement. And liberals are cheering it up as progressive.
9c5001 No.249866
>>249848
>TL;DR - Don't take economic advice from MOBA streamers and video game reviewers.
Yeah, basically. More so from someone like Bobby.
9c5001 No.249868
>>249409
What is his talking about in relation to that first tweet in pic 1?
9c5001 No.249878
>>249858
Why would he be upset about something he doesn't actually read?
He pretends to know about comics. Just like he pretends to know about Video Games and, apparently now, pretends to know about Wrestling.
9c5001 No.249914
>>249864
> Bummer, but I get it.
Do you, Lauren? Do you really?
I think you're right, anon. I don't think they'll come to their senses until this guy shows up at their house to collect the toll for their haram behavior. Or maybe they'll find some way to twist the burqa into something progressive. I've seen more impressive feats of mental gymnastics.
9c5001 No.249918
>>249914
I forgot where I read it, but I remember reading about how the burqa protected women from catcalling and being sexualized by the patriarchal society.
We've hit that point and they've gotten laughed out of the room.
9c5001 No.249930
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>>249918
>>249914
In 60s to 70s Buddhism was the progressive left favorite religion. 90s to 2000s it was atheism. Now it's Islam. CNN already called Islam a feminist religion after all.
FYI Saddam didn't do anything wrong
9c5001 No.249939
>>249930
Place your bets, what will the next one be in 2030? Catholicism or Gnosticism?
9c5001 No.249943
>>249939
There is no way they are going to not vilify one of the traditional Christianities. Not even with the current cuck Pope, and especially not Orthodoxy (run by literal patriarchs). At best they would rally behind some progressive modernist "church", run by a lesbian "bishop" who removes crosses to not offend (((non-Chrisitians))).
Gnosticism sounds more likely, you can construct a narrative that makes gnostics out to be the original Christians who were persecuted by the first-century pope or something batshit like that.
9c5001 No.249944
>>249943
You could argue some form of mainline Christianity might be the favored faith of the left if it's Africans that are practicing it and the West becomes more secular. Still fits the oppression narrative nicely if these Africans start talking about how Christians are oppressed.
Needless to say, it'll be weird seeing leftist urban elites and the theological (and probably literal) descendants of Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson team up.
9c5001 No.249945
>>249939
Why not the Religion of the Future?
9c5001 No.249946
>>249914
Some of these people are so brainwashed that, even if a Muslim came and killed their entire family, they'd never make the connection and realise how harmful Islam is.
9c5001 No.249954
>>249939
Paganism, or at least what TV portrays as paganism. This is how they'll to try sell it:
>many gods, both male and female, some even transgender, unlike those sexist Abrahamic religions.
>tolerated homosexuality and pedophilia, while those Christians demanded everyone conform to their closed-minded ideas about sex
>persecuted by those dirty Christians just because they didn't convert
>have a strong connection with nature, which means they're totally environmentalists
Sure, they'd have to overlook things like the extreme nationalism and child sacrifices, but that shouldn't be too hard for a group of people who were able to convince themselves that Islam is feminist.
9c5001 No.249958
>>249946
They'd most likely just be worried about the supposed anti-Muslim backlash.
9c5001 No.249973
What does bob think of the new Mario game set in New York?
9c5001 No.249983
>>249954
It could be the fluffy watered down Wicca. It's been getting traction on tumblr lately with emoji spells and attempts to curse Trump.
9c5001 No.249985
>>249954
Ironically, SMTIV Apocalypse tried to sell Paganism as this.
9c5001 No.250002
>>249973
I don't think Bob even pays attention to video games anymore.
9c5001 No.250012
>>249954
So Wicca or LGBT transhumanism
9c5001 No.250048
>>249958
I wish I could say that was ridiculous… But then I remember there are Swedish and German women who covered up their own rapes to not appear Islamophobic, I know this is too realistic to happen. Hell, a Norwegian dude got raped by a Somali and felt bad about his deportation.
9c5001 No.250050
>>250048
>But then I remember there are Swedish and German women who covered up their own rapes to not appear Islamophobic
That sounds like complete bullshit.
9c5001 No.250052
9c5001 No.250058
>>250057
I'm surprised Bob's heart hasn't given out from how much he's panicking.
And no, Bob, bitching about Trump on twitter while making videos with a public access-tier budget doesn't count as a job.
9c5001 No.250081
Bob comes across as so abhorrent. It's hard to imagine anyone being able to stomach being around this guy.
9c5001 No.250083
>>250081
His narcissism comes from deeply ignored insecurity. On some basic level, he knows he's a fat fucking failure who will never own a home, get married, raise a family or even live past 50. So, he covers this up by pretending he's some guru on intellectual matters. He's kept up the act so long that he doesn't even know it's an act anymore.
9c5001 No.250130
>>250057
>NATIONAL PARKS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN JERBS!
>Bob, there isn't a conflict. People can have national parks and jobs.
>…
>NATIONAL PARKS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN JERBS!
Every conversation that makes Bob uncomfortable goes straight into his mental trashcan.
9c5001 No.250139
>>250083
Narcissism is always a mask for severe emotional insecurities.
No matter how much he acts like a bigshot, Bob is still a 500lbs, obese balding man pushing 40 who has never had sex and has no girlfriend, he lives in a basement and he has to beg for money because he's gotten fired from three different YouTube jobs because his videos get less views than ISIS beheadings.
9c5001 No.250151
>>250130
And for the record, Bob? National parks aren't more important than jobs. A society needs a robust, healthy working class as a foundation to survive. National parks, museums and libraries are simple luxuries.
If a society can't function properly or take care of it's citizens, everything it produces is worthless. Try going to a library in a poor area and watch how quickly it turns into a makeshift shelter for homeless people.
9c5001 No.250153
>>250002
But wasn't a Mario game set in Jew York precisely what he complained other Mario games weren't?
9c5001 No.250154
I'm sorry, I know I keep posting but I genuinely triggered by MovieFat's stupidity. Motherfucker keeps droning on and on about the importance of national parks, museums and libraries and how the working class are a bunch of slack-jawed barbarians but you fucking KNOW it's all bullshit.
Blobbo the Hut wants you to believe an average day in his life is him waking up early in the morning so he can go to the library and return his overdue copy of Oscar Wilde's biography before going for a nice stroll in the park, heading to the museum to take in some nice Toulouse Lautrec paintings and ending the busy day by heading back to the park to watch a community recital of King Leer.
But that's not what's fucking happening. He isn't classy, he isn't cultured and he isn't some kind of fucking elite. This is what the average day looks like for him:
He wakes up in his basement and immediately grabs his phone so he can tell his Twitter followers he just woke up. He takes the phone into the bathroom with him so he can tweet some of his "genius opinions" while taking a big fat shit.
For breakfast he microwaves some wontons and washes it down with a two-liter of cherry coke. He fills his trenchcoat full of candy bars so he doesn't get hungry for even two seconds during his day. The entire time, he's getting on flamewars on Twitter and posting more stupid shit he thinks is intellectual and edgy.
If it's one of his more productive days, he might write a script or dance around in front of a greenscreen so he can edit clipart of lasers and explosions into it later. For lunch, he heads to McDonalds and orders five Big Macs, carefully picking the vegetables off each one. He also orders two large sodas and curses Morgan Sperlock for making McDonalds get rid of the supersize.
He goes home and plays some mario on his NES classic for the umpteenth fucking time because new things are scary to him. He might use some of his Patreon money so he can go see a new movie, but if he doesn't he'll just watch the trailer and then spend the entire review talking about the jocks in highschool and how GamerGate flooded his twitter feed.
Finally, for dinner he calls up Papa Johns and orders three Extra Large™ Deep Dish™ Double Cheese™ Double Stuffed Crust™ Triple Bacon™ Sausage Lover's™ Pizzas™ and eats them all by himself while washing it down with yet another two-liter bottle of soda. Then after a few more heroic twitter battles he tells Twitter he's going to sleep because if Twitter isn't constantly aware of what he's doing every single moment of the day he flips out. He takes another big fat shit, jerks off to Princess Peach porn and falls face first into his bed covered in I'm With Her™ commemorative bedsheets.
THAT is a day in Movie Bob's life, my friends. Next time he acts smug and superior, just picture that in your head.
9c5001 No.250155
>>250057
As time goes on Moviebob gets less and less subtle about what he really wants.
9c5001 No.250158
>>250153
Technically, it isn't New York, so I'm sure he'll find something to complain about. This is also assuming he'll even be able to afford a Switch when it drops. I wonder what kind of money he's making on Geek.com's dime, because he doesn't seem to be putting out any other videos.
9c5001 No.250177
>>250154
>Bob
>leaving the house
9c5001 No.250180
>>250154
Most people you see trying to pretend they're super cultured aren't.
of course Bob is an extreme example, but any person you see vehemently condemning people for enjoying any kind of entertainment or vice will be partaking in their own entertainment or vice of choice.
These people piss me off not because they're telling people to use their time in a better, more productive way, but just because they're so fucking dishonest about it.
9c5001 No.250214
>>250057
Notice how people like Bob always harp on how we need diversity, but they never explain why.
9c5001 No.250254
>>250155
What? does he want the D? the big black D?!
9c5001 No.250359
>>250057
>Do ANY of you have jobs?
9c5001 No.250392
>>250177
Nigga, McDonalds doesn't deliver.
9c5001 No.250396
>>250392
Nigga, Bob don't leave the house
9c5001 No.250442
>>250437
I hope some antifa thugs break into his apartment and burn his shit. Maybe that'll knock him into reality. He's a straight (presumably) white male. Er ist Feind Nummer Eins. He's a useful asset at best, why won't he fucking get it?!
9c5001 No.250447
>>250437
>"M*lo"
Holy fucking shit
This is absolutely top tier pathetic
9c5001 No.250448
>>250442
It wouldn't be enough. He would most likely thank them for it because he shares the same politics as them.
9c5001 No.250451
>>250447
Normally, I wouldn't believe in classifying people as alpha or omega or whatever, but Bob is a fucking epsilon. He might as well refer to Milo as "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Gay"
9c5001 No.250452
>>250451
It's borderline religious behavior, some rabid protestants do the same shit when referring to the P*pe
9c5001 No.250454
>>250452
>Implying radical leftism hasn't become a religion
9c5001 No.250461
9c5001 No.250463
9c5001 No.250466
>>250437
Yes, how dare the President weigh in on a violent riot that may have possibly killed a person.
9c5001 No.250470
>>250447
Reminds me of when he was actually afraid to say GamerGate, so he kept referring to it as 'The Hashtag'
9c5001 No.250474
>>249473
Most diehard liberals/cultural Marxists today similarly lack empathy unless it's for the 'right' groups.
He likely firmly believes that white people can succeed without any effort in life and so if they do have a hard time due to lack of a job or anything else, then it's just an example of the white person having fucked up.
>>249627
They seem to believe everyone could just work in the tech industry if they just knew how to use a computer. Which ignores the problem that those kinds of jobs are even harder to get now due to massive outsourcing, so you essentially are competing for the same wages as someone in India or China who will obviously work for dramatically less than someone in the US could survive on.
They seem comfortable with this because they think we are all living in a global marketplace, even while various countries do everything they can to ensure their own country's jobs are protected via taxes. Which makes it seem like they seriously think Americans should be living on similar wages as what people in India or China make.
>>249717
The reason people complain about the comics do the obsessively progressive stories and characters is because they like the original comics as evidenced by the movies which have done well by staying true to the comic books original characters. If only 10,000 people read a comic book, it isn't really 'bad' as long as those people enjoy it, but the fact is there are more people that want to read comic books yet feel like most are worthless because of all the progressive crap. It's why we have so many people that moved on and now read Manga and watch anime. I can't even imagine something like Konosuba being made in the US because of the fucked up politics we have here, yet it's one of the best cartoons coming out of Japan right now.
9c5001 No.250488
>>250437
Holy shit. Faggots like him really do think that they're living in some Harry Potter fantasy world and Milo's their Voldemort.
9c5001 No.250490
>>250050
https://www.nrk.no/ytring/jeg-ble-voldtatt-av-en-mann-1.12852714
His own article on the subject
Excerpt translated with google
>But I also got a strong sense of guilt and responsibility. It was I who was the reason why he should not be left in Norway, but rather be late for a very uncertain future in Somalia. He had already served his sentence in prison. Should he now be punished again? And this time much harder?
9c5001 No.250491
It pisses me off that I can't laugh at Bob's idiocy. He's such an absolute scumbag that deserves to be thrown off a cliff. There is almost no redeeming features about him and it's what annoys me the most.
9c5001 No.250496
>>250437
>Movie Bob thinks he a bigger known than Milo
This fat fuck barely a E-celeb. Milo Is a true celebrity. He even got invited to the White House by president trump himself.
9c5001 No.250499
>>250496
Yeah, that post was full of projection. Milo's spoken at the RNC. He got a massive book deal with Simon & Schuster much to the eternal ass devastation of Zoe 'Cumdumpster' Quinn and many other SJWs, and he's a senior editor for the same site that was run by the President's senior advisor. Whatever you think of him, he's far more relevant than MovieBob, whose only contribution to humanity has been to give his half-assed opinions on movies and politics to an increasingly apathetic and shrinking viewerbase.
9c5001 No.250503
>>250488 (checked)
These people can't tell reality from fiction so no big shocker.
>>250491
>He's such an absolute scumbag that deserves to be thrown off a helicopter.
FTFY
>>250437
>A person may have died so no big deal
A person like Bob needs to start fearing for his life. I know this sounds like A-logging, but the petulance and arrogance of these people is more enraging now than ever…
9c5001 No.250507
ITT Though not without good reason
9c5001 No.250525
>>250437
>believes in violence
>comparing actual violence to fanbases squabbling online
I've read a lot of shitty Bob tweets, and not all of them convinced me that he was the low-key fascistic type
This one did though
9c5001 No.250566
>>250503
>>He's such an absolute scumbag that deserves to be thrown off a helicopter.
I dunno if any helicopters are capable of carrying his fat ass.
>>250496
Milo is everything Bob wishes he could be. An anti-thesis if you will.
>Milo's book got a huge book deal and several metric tons of pre-orders
>Bob's book was a flop destined for the bargain bin
>Bob's career peaked at the Escapist, and even there he always played second-fiddle to Yahtzee, who went on to take over the Escapist
>meanwhile Milo went from a nobody to a minor e-celebrity to a national lightning-rod of controversy
>Milo's still young, healthy, and attractive enough to get laid
>Bob is an aging, obese, diabetic, balding slob who can't even get a rainbow-haired land-manatee to lick his dick
9c5001 No.250572
>>250442
>He's a straight (presumably) white male
Same as most antifa faggots
9c5001 No.250595
>>250566
>Bob is an aging, obese, diabetic, balding slob who can't even get a rainbow-haired land-manatee to lick his dick
I might have only had one sexual partner in my life, but at least I'm not at Moviebob's levels.
9c5001 No.250644
>>250155
>>250254
Basically a genocide of everyone that doesn't agree with him (conservatives and heart-landers) or at least he doesn't want them to have a voice. He basically wishes he could rule America as his personal fiefdom.
9c5001 No.250666
I'm wondering. You can't actually earn internet shekels with twitter pageviews, right?
9c5001 No.250686
>>250566
>Milo's still young, healthy, and attractive enough to get laid
>Bob is an aging, obese, diabetic, balding slob who can't even get a rainbow-haired land-manatee to lick his dick
The sad thing is Bob is only 3 years older than Milo.
9c5001 No.250708
>>250686
>>250686
>The sad thing is Bob is only 3 years older than Milo.
Shit nigga. The fat nigger looks late 40s. Why do SJWs age like julay?
9c5001 No.250709
>>250708
Poor health and hygiene choices.
9c5001 No.250719
>>250708
Fatties in general age poorly, and being a relative of Jabba the Hutt tends to go hand-in-hand with terrible fashion sense and bad self-care habits like grooming and hygiene, furthering the appearance of being older than you are.
Looking at the average nu-male like Blob, part of it may be shit genetics.
9c5001 No.250746
speaking of which anyone have the webm of Blob lecturing people on eating healthy? Always makes me chuckle.
9c5001 No.250773
He's ignatius from Confederacy of dunces IRL.
>>249983
>tumblr
>trying to use memetics
>>250463
SH*DILAY
9c5001 No.250776
Blob seems to have taken a liking to social justice Mario. The irony, of course, is too great to ignore.
9c5001 No.250781
>>250746
Couldn't find the existing one so I just made a new one.
The entire video is just full of projection and fallacious arguments i.e. your standard Bob video
9c5001 No.250788
He laughs at the Tony Hawk: Ride, but he'd break that thing if he tried it.
9c5001 No.250789
>>250781
This video was right around where he completely lost the plot
If you watch his first 20 or so videos it's clear that he hasn't yet completely emptied the koolaid cup of self-righteousness and egotism. He was still pretty insufferable, but no more than your average small time youtuber.
9c5001 No.250790
>>250788
Now now, let's not pretend there's anything wrong with making fun of fucking Tony Hawk: Ride
9c5001 No.250792
>>250790
There is when Bob does it
9c5001 No.250807
>>250781
I think he's about gotten twice as fat since this video.
9c5001 No.250809
>>250781
This video reminds me of one of those scam books you can find on the internet. They advertise them like they are this life-changing secret knowledge, but when you buy the book it's the same obvious mundane shit anyone could have told you. It's like the entire thing was written in one sitting by a LARPer. I used to have a PDF of "Bulletproof Home" (didn't pay for it of course), but I can't find it anymore. Look it up if you want to see what I mean.
9c5001 No.250818
>>250776
>The irony, of course, is too great to ignore.
Even Chris-chan had the awareness too realize Sonic boom was making fun of him.
9c5001 No.250822
>>250818
>Even Chris-chan had the awareness too realize Sonic boom was making fun of him.
He didn't, actually
9c5001 No.250823
>>250807
Not to mention the diabetes
9c5001 No.250839
>>250822
He at least considered the possibility that it was, though. That alone makes him more self-aware than MovieBob and a lot of people on the left.
9c5001 No.250840
>>250776
Um, we are sure this is a parody, right?
>>250839
>He at least considered the possibility that it was, though.
True. But then he completely dismissed it. 'I'm in no way similar to this character despite all the things that are similar' was his thinking
9c5001 No.250844
>>250840
>Um, we are sure this is a parody, right?
Doesn't matter if it is or isn't. Bob's chugged so much koolaid that he can't tell the difference.
9c5001 No.250846
>>250773
>Comparing Bob to the original cow
I hate to think both are really similar because that book was fucking hilarious
9c5001 No.251046
9c5001 No.251095
I'm gonna go off on a limb and say that nobody actually thinks this way.
9c5001 No.251098
>>251095
>Why can't Super Bowl ads be more communist?
9c5001 No.251101
>>251095
I love corporate shit when it's on my TV or selling me a product.
I just don't like it controlling my president.
9c5001 No.251103
>>251101
>I love corporate shit
9c5001 No.251141
>>251103
No, I'm not serious, I was being facetious to make a point. Please do not be autistic.
9c5001 No.251142
It's fucked up how Bob has no single thought of self-reflection in him. He accuses Sanders of being to ideologically pure and clinging to ideals that could never happen, as opposed to the pragmatic Clinton. Then, in the span of five minutes, he could go on to blame Sanders for trying to appeal to the white working class, and to claim that the Democrats should ignore or even actively hate any non-coastal state from now on. He doesn't care that the Democrats want to actually win the elections- they shouldn't compromise on his Ubermensch ideals, Bob claims.
And then he again goes on to blame Sanders for ideological purity. Such is life in Bobland.
9c5001 No.251143
>>251133
"Sonic has been low energy for the last 15 years! Sad!" #MakeAutismGreatAgain
9c5001 No.251144
>>251141
>No, I'm not serious, I was being facetious to make a point
Yeah, cause that totally came across on the internet
9c5001 No.251145
>>251142
I think he might genuinely be a sociopath. He seems to fit a lot of the criteria
9c5001 No.251147
>>250490
Hate to break it to you but that's Norwegian.
9c5001 No.251162
>>251147
Scandinavian countries are all cucked as fuck. Norway isn't even in the EU, but acts exactly the same way as Sweden. Finland has some based shitposters, but their government is just as cucked as the rest.
9c5001 No.251179
>>251142
Does he think the white working class is football-bullyjerk-CoD bros?
9c5001 No.251181
>>251179
Does that really matter? It's pretty simple: Bob thinks that any man more masculine than him is a JERK! who deserves to have his life ruined. Forget Ignatius Reilly He actually does get laid in the end, Bob is more like Chris or Null.
9c5001 No.251267
9c5001 No.251829
Mundane Matt briefly mentioned Bob's fat ass in his video about Marvel Comics. (3:48)
Speaking of which, how do you think Bob's going to handle the idea that Marvel's not going to pander to SJWs anymore?
9c5001 No.251830
>>251829
>Bob's going to handle the idea that Marvel's not going to pander to SJWs anymore?
Blob thinks he has power over marvel
9c5001 No.251833
>>251829
>Marvel's not going to pander to SJWs anymore
I'll believe it when I see it. Until The Unreadable Squirrel Girl, HellKate Leth, and Miss Muslim are cancelled, I will remain wholeheartedly in doubt that Marvel is going to stop being retarded.
9c5001 No.251854
>>251162
Finland isn't part of Scandinavia.
9c5001 No.252219
>>251829
As long as they don't turn pro-Trump, I don't think he is going to lose sleep over it. As pointed out before, he doesn't read any comics and he doesn't care about how they are doing financially - the movies are more important.
>>251854
But it is part of the EU and its neighbored by Sweden and Norway.
9c5001 No.252229
>>251133
'80s? You fuckin' kidding me m8? Sega really didn't reach prominence versus Blob's beloved Nigtendo until the 1990s and the release of the Genesis/Sonic series.
This shit-tier Mario impersonator doesn't even know something so basic.
9c5001 No.252233
*fedora tipping intensifies*
9c5001 No.252248
Is Bob aware how many brown muslim people were vaporized thanks to Barack "Drone Strike" Obama?
9c5001 No.252264
>>252219
>But it is part of the EU and its neighbored by Sweden and Norway.
That doesn't make it a part of Scandinavia; the definition of Scandinavia has existed before the EU. Russia borders Norway and Finland, does it get to be a part of Scandinavia now too?
>>252233
Now he's actually admitting that he views heartlanders as being inferior to him. Can't wait to see him sperg out when Trump wins another term.
9c5001 No.252269
>>252233
God, can you send some hayseed farmer from some place like Cowgill, Missouri to Bob's house to kick his ass? He's not a lolcow anymore, he just provokes rage everytime I see that fat smug fuck talk shit about the region that I grew up in with it even bothering to visit there.
9c5001 No.252272
>>252269
*and with him not even bothering to visit he region.
I've driven tens of thousands of miles across this country in the last 5 years and what I can say is that Americans in New York and Kansas have a lot more in common than people think. They have the same hopes of their children succeeding, they want America to be great and have similar struggles. They just differ on how they want to achieve that. And spoiler alert: People on the coasts and "Dumbfuckistan" are about as equally smart as each other.
9c5001 No.252276
>>252233
>believe your eyes and make a plan
I like to imagine Bob going around in an SS uniform and sending the evil midwesterners to the tolerance camps
>>252272
>>252269
This is what happens when people base their whole lives around pop culture. Explains a lot with all these rabid middle aged gamers. No real sense of accomplishment, cartoonish bad guys, them and their like minded peers making snarky quips.
9c5001 No.252286
>>252233
He's just repeating his bullshit at this point, and becoming nastier and more spiteful with it.
Someone needs to slap Bobbo the Hutt upside the head and call him out on being a hypocritical, overweight, diabetes-ridden fuck.
9c5001 No.252288
>>252276
>This is what happens when people base their whole lives around pop culture.
That's always been Bob's life. He acted like "jerk jocks" and "popular cliques" were real in Highschool and isolated himself, years later telling people he was bullied because nobody talked to him.
This motherfucker genuinely believes everything he sees on TV. He's what Josh McIntosh wishes everybody was.
9c5001 No.252319
>>252233
It's like he's on the verge of self awareness but before he can take that final step into realizing how fucking retarded he is, he has to rant about the subhumans who grow his food.
9c5001 No.252343
I wonder if Bob exaggerates his New England accent sometimes so that people know he's not one of those neanderthals from the midwest or south.
9c5001 No.252363
>>251854
>>252264
Finland isn't always counted as part of Scandinavia, probably mainly because it has a very different language (though Swedish is an official language). It is sometimes included, however
>https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/Scandinavia
It is genetically very similar to Sweden, and culturally it's clearly nordic, although less cucked.
>>252264
>admitting
He has always said it. This is not an admittal, it's just repetition.
9c5001 No.252533
>>252363
>This is not an admittal, it's just repetition.
That's what makes me angry. It's not even that he's a stereotyping, oblivious, pretentious hypocrite - it's that he's proving it over and over again by saying the same goddamn thing every single day.
9c5001 No.252715
>>252363
The only reason Finland ever gets included in the definition of Scandinavian is because fucking idiots can't be bothered to learn the actual definitions for words. Scandinavia is only meant to refer to the 3 kingdoms; Norway, Sweden and Denmark, not their conquered territories, or else you start having to include places like Iceland and Greenland in the definition. Finns are a different ethnic group; I'm sure Danes have a lot in common genetically with Germans, do we need to start including them in Scandinavia too?
>He has always said it. This is not an admittal, it's just repetition
Yeah, but he's getting more and more blatant lately. This is the first time I can remember of him actually claiming Republicans are genetically inferior to him; he's going full Nazi.
9c5001 No.252723
>>252269
> He's not a lolcow anymore, he just provokes rage everytime I see….
Don't let the blob troll you, anon
9c5001 No.252898
>>250595
I'm still a virgin and even I'm in better shape than him. To be fair though, I've been making major changes to my lifestyle and long-term goals since last year. Going with agriculture instead of game design now that trump's election means this country has a future again.
9c5001 No.252911
9c5001 No.252955
Reading moviebob's tweets made me a better person. I am much nicer to people now, because there is nothing anyone can say or do that will make me any angrier than I get when I read Moviebob's tweets.
9c5001 No.252958
>>252955
>That second tweet.
Oh yeah, that doesn't sound at all like the premise for a cautionary science-fiction story.
Pic related, it's Bob's dreamworld.
9c5001 No.252982
He's not entirely wrong about Trump.
9c5001 No.252988
>>252982
>Agreeing with Bob's politics
It's time to turn the computer off, anon. No more imageboarrds tonight.
9c5001 No.252989
>>252982
That goes for every liberal out there.
What sets Bob apart from them is the idea that a basement dwelling obese fuck who makes youtube videos about movies is somehow superior to someone who actually works for a living.
9c5001 No.253020
>>252955
> The best day that will ever happen to humanity will be the moment when physical strength becomes meaningless, and intellectual worth…
> … and creative vision become the only measure of a human being to be considered.
>
> That's the superior future
Even in Bob's dream fantasy future he would be a worthless piece of crap in society. Remember his last Game Overthinker video where is idea of heaven was him sitting in his kitchen agreeing with himself?
9c5001 No.253034
>>252982
>He's not entirely wrong about Trump.
kill yourself please
9c5001 No.253054
>>253052
putting "removing" in quotation marks makes it look an awful lot like blob has wet dreams about cops being executed for being Republicans.
9c5001 No.253074
>>252988
He's only slightly hyperbolic. Trump really is that crazy. He offered to go after a senator who is trying to pass a bill against civil forfeiture. It's gotten insane.
9c5001 No.253118
9c5001 No.253130
>>253074
>t. butthurt leftist
9c5001 No.253186
>>253117
>It doesn't matter if I'm obese
9c5001 No.253198
I can't believe Bob is a lolcow now.
9c5001 No.253201
>>253198
newfag
Bobs been a lolcow since this boards creation
9c5001 No.253205
>>253198
Bob's always been a lolcow
9c5001 No.253208
>>252982
He's wrong. Trump pretty much acts like every East Coast Liberal when they're not being PC to keep up with appearances.
>>253117
Humanity would become extinct if physical strength becomes meaningless. All the intellectuals make up a small fraction of the population and can't survive in their utopia without someone doing the physical work. Robots are a terrible replacement for human workers, they'll most likely become advanced to the point of becoming self aware and start demanding wages to keep up maintenance and prevent rust.
9c5001 No.253251
>>253208
Not to mention that Bob would not be amongst this intelligentsia he hopes will rule humanity
9c5001 No.253252
>>252955
This fat fuck thinks he'll be welcomed into this glorious intellectual utopia, when the book he wrote was full of spelling errors.
9c5001 No.253266
>>253252
There is also the "a healthy mind recognizes the need for Healthy Body" aspect that he is failing to recognize.
I mean, even if physical strength would be useless keeping a healthy body is still advantageous since your brain performs better in a good one then in a horribly unbalanced untrained one that is hopped up on preservatives, sugar and addictive "drugs" like Caffeine.
You also basically don't need to much at all to be above average strength these days anyway.
9c5001 No.253287
>>253208
>>253266
Again, all of this is explored in the movie Wall-E, and I'm sure there are tons of other sci-fi stories that also cover this.
Basically, in the distant future, humanity has robots and super computers that do everything for them.
As a result, everyone becomes fat, lazy, stupid and unable to even stand on their own stubby feet. The robots do all the hard work, and the computers do all their thinking, so you end up with a society of overweight adults with the emotional maturity of infants.
This is the future Bob wants. He wants to lie down eating pizza all day while a medical droid pumps him full of drugs to keep him alive and a robot makes his videos.
9c5001 No.253294
>>252955
To be strong mentally requires physical strength or willingness to deal with physical pain. If you rely on on so called creativeness you won't strengthen yourself up. That one animated movie where Earth was destroyed and people were living lazily in a space ship for centuries, that's what Blob's tweet reminds me of.
9c5001 No.253359
>>253287
He wants that future so he can be better than everyone. That's it.
Narcissism and autism go together about as well as chlorine and ammonia.
9c5001 No.253413
>>253117
People who have zero skills or achievements apart from intense knowledge of 90's cartoons would be ostracized from such a society.
Bob wants a world in which he is not welcome, for some reason.
9c5001 No.253523
>browse Lordkat's channel for rants to listen to during laundry
>his recent Moviebob rant isn't there anymore
I bet the blob did this
9c5001 No.253524
>>252955
>tfw you're not Anthony Burch
>tfw you're not Bob Chipman
>tfw you're not Christian Weston Chandler
>tfw you're not Zoe Quinn
>tfw you're not Adam Sessler
>tfw you're not Johnathan McIntosh
>tfw you're not Boogie2988
>tfw you're not Hillary Clinton
>tfw you're not Brendan Frasier
I literally have no reason to be depressed anymore
9c5001 No.253538
>>253524
>Boogie2988
What the hell did he do?
9c5001 No.253580
>>253538
be an annoying fat cunt
9c5001 No.253627
>>249627
You totally can though. Alternative energy manufacture like solar panel installation, geothermal power maintenance, and wind farms could replace some of those lost jobs without destroying the environment and causing an extinction event. Hell add universal basic income if you opt into a sterilization program and bam you fixed America, Nexus here we come (Without the cold war with china though hopefully)
9c5001 No.253629
>>249863
Nobody because at that point America and global civilization will have collapsed and things will look like Soft Apocalypse
9c5001 No.253637
>>253198
He's more famous as a cow than as a blogger/critic/whatever the lazy useless fuck he supposedly was.
9c5001 No.253639
>>253538
Cry like a bitch all the time. He also has a strawman DUDEBRO character exactly like Bob does.
9c5001 No.253647
>>253538
He's a literal cuck.
9c5001 No.253655
9c5001 No.253657
>>253647
I can't blame this chick, she's not smoking hot but she's way out of boogie's league. Even if she does cuck him she has also done him a huge (heh heh) favor by marrying him, she should have the right to see other men who actually get it up.
9c5001 No.253658
>>253538
I ignored him but his recent bitching about Trump and Republicunts cutting Obama care pissed me off.
The guy is an obese piece of shit and was basically getting covered for insurance by the tax payer because he's too fucking lazy to actually lose weight despite being horrendously unhealthy.
9c5001 No.253699
>>253657
>see other men who actually get it up
Nevermind getting it up, can he even reach his cock under all that fat?
9c5001 No.253730
>>253658
I think movie blob has the same mindset as the fatties from judge Dredd. He thinks fat is a race.
http://judgedredd.wikia.com/wiki/Fattie
9c5001 No.253864
what did he mean by this?
9c5001 No.253917
>>253864
Why does the feel need to tell us he's going to sleep?
He keeps doing it like even his fans give a shit.
9c5001 No.253921
>>253917
He posts on Twitter practically all day so I imagine it's to allay fears/hopes that's he finally had a heart attack and died.
9c5001 No.253923
>>253864
If he worked 15 hours, then he worked out at the gym for 4 hours a day while watching Transformers and that Chris moved a 10-ton doghouse.
Or, he's massively (heh) insecure about people telling him he doesn't have a real job (he does not) and wants to lash out. He demanded of a troll had a real job forgetting that a lot of people have smartphones and shitpost while on downtime at work.
9c5001 No.253932
>>253923
>If he worked 15 hours, then he worked out at the gym for 4 hours a day while watching Transformers and that Chris moved a 10-ton doghouse.
I do not understand.
9c5001 No.253971
>>253966
We don't even have imagine it - we're looking at it happen. And the sample is you, Blob.
9c5001 No.254043
>>253966
when leftists like Bob started hating the word populist and populism as an idea, it sorta did surprise me.
9c5001 No.254156
>>253966
Nobody has ever called you "one of the elite" Bob. They probably said "you like to eat."
9c5001 No.254158
>>253932
>I do not understand.
He's saying it didn't happen
9c5001 No.254160
>>253966
Sort of like complaining about someone's privilege, eh Bob?
9c5001 No.254234
>>254223
How the fuck can someone say that with a straight face and not see himself as a fascist?
9c5001 No.254237
>>254223
>Dat pic
Christ. That is literally the same thing Republicans said to themselves in 2008 and 2012.
"Yeah, our candidate is complete shit but we can't let the other guys win! Don't be a one issuer on this! Think of the big picture! What good are beliefs if we don't get elected?"
Didn't work then, didn't work now, won't work in 2020.
9c5001 No.254238
>>254223
Can someone just send Nate Spergwood to his house? I want to see this liberal pig god face off against Whine Punch Man.
>>254237
I thought the same way. Turns out people want to vote for someone who actually seems like they hold those beliefs over someone who is blatantly only wanting to get elected.
9c5001 No.254239
>>254223
>HAs a boner for McDonald's because of MUH childhood
>Shit on Burger King
How childish can a man get?
9c5001 No.254244
>>254223
I'm not surprised his brain went right to food.
9c5001 No.254268
>>254223
I wonder, is he going to suicide in 2020? Assuming he'll live that long, of course
9c5001 No.254269
>>250437
>violent riots and property damage are exactly the same as autists arguing on the Internet
9c5001 No.254526
>>253966
That's not what people mean when they call you an elitist, Blobby. They mean that you have a sense of unearned superiority over your fellow man. Nobody thinks you are actually an intellectual elite.
>>254223
So, people shouldn't even vote for their own interests anymore according to Bob; they just need to swallow any shit the democrats give them with a smile? Sounds like an election-winning strategy to me.
9c5001 No.254578
>>254239
Man, it's been years since I last saw that video. Thanks.
9c5001 No.254603
>>254268
I doubt politics actually mater that much to him
Half of this dude's political opinions are purposely inflammatory so he gets attention(He's said so in the past, like he called halo "Nazi Propaganda" in order to get clicks for his new show), it's an unfortunately super common and effective tactic nowadays for struggling writers just starting out that need exposure so they write the most inflammatory shit in the world so people click on their articles to give them money and attention
9c5001 No.254613
>>254603
While I do agree that part of Bob's constant politsperging is for attention, although not in the way that you would think, I think he really does believe the shit he spouts. I mean, he posts this shit almost 24/7 and he's been practically having a meltdown ever since Trump got elected. I imagine if Trump gets re-elected he will die one way or another. Either by beetus or an hero
9c5001 No.254635
>>254613
>>254603
I think a lot of it is bourn out of a desire to feel superior to the common rabble.
9c5001 No.254636
9c5001 No.254666
>>254605
So voting against what movie bob likes is bullying?
9c5001 No.254670
>>254603
>he called halo "Nazi Propaganda"
Don"t forget he called Dragon Ball white Supremacist Propaganda because the concept super saiyan supports Aryan master race back on screwattack.
9c5001 No.254673
>>254635
It's part that, part for attention. Not for money but because he's a sad, lonely fuck and wants acknowledgement.
9c5001 No.254695
>>254670
Which doesn't make a whole lotta sense because he's an open DBZ fan.
9c5001 No.254697
>>254666
Pretty much, nice satan trips.
9c5001 No.254699
>>254269
Blod takes the internet very seriously.
9c5001 No.255075
>>254695
>Which doesn't make a whole lotta sense because he's an open DBZ fan.
>Bob is an open DBZ fan
9c5001 No.255949
Just when I thought he couldn't get worse, he does. He's absolutely unremittingly cringeworthy.
Has anyone schooled his stupid ass?
9c5001 No.255958
>>255949
>Spouts complete shit without provocation
>Has the sheer gall to respond with a snippy, condescending "Save it" when called out
9c5001 No.255959
>Outlets that *aren't* hemorrhaging talent, views and relevance
HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW
HOLY SHIT BOB
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
9c5001 No.255970
>>255949
Someone's obviously still salty about being fired. Twice.
9c5001 No.255996
>>255959
If there's anything Blobbo can pride himself on, he sure knows how to polish a turd. He can take his most humiliating failure and spin it into a success story.
He may be out of shape, but he's an Olympian mental gymnast.
9c5001 No.256025
>>255996
>He can take his most humiliating failure and spin it into a success story.
Well, yea, but if he doesn't learn anything, he's just going to fail more.
9c5001 No.256026
>>256025
That's just it. As long as Bob never admits he's wrong, he'll plug along as usual.
9c5001 No.256049
>>256025
That's what makes it great. It's not all his talk about this "utopian" society ruled by the wealthy, intellectual elite. It's the fact that he actually believes that he, an obese, diabetic failure talking about video games online from his parents' basement, is one of those elite. He's a real-life version of this comic.
9c5001 No.256055
>>255949
>;)
This is a grown ass man. Honestly how soon will he kill himself or go on a rampage?
9c5001 No.256059
>>255949
>poor people have no excuse for being poor
Blob is a perfect example why politics make no sense nowadays when it comes to the left and right definitions. Bob ain't a leftie. Not in a million fucking years.
9c5001 No.256062
>>256049
Ironically the Party was one of the most dangerous places to be in Russia in the '20s and '30s. I guarantee you that if someone like Stalin ever came along again, Bob would be purged sooner or later
9c5001 No.256063
>>256062
I don't know a whole lot about Soviet Russia except that Stalin had a nasty habit of unpersoning people who crossed him, and the Party supposedly was on bad terms with the army most of the time.
9c5001 No.256085
>>256063
Dunno about the army but Stalin purged a lot of people. He killed more people than Hitler. I think his worst turns were in about 1932 when M Ryutin published a manifesto talking about how the Party had, in his opinion, strayed from the Revolution and how they could get it back on track and one of the things he suggested was getting rid of Stalin. Stalin thought this meant killing him so he had a lot of them killed first, including Ryutin. His next worst was in 1937, The Great Purge, where he just had a lot of ordinary Russians killed. He'd purge a bunch of people here and there for many years afterwards until his death in 1953. In fact, one of the theories is that Stalin did not die of natural causes but rather was poisoned by Lavrenty Beria, head of the NKVD, who Stalin might have been planning to eliminate as part of the Doctors' Plot.
Suffice to say, someone like Bob would probably be one of the first to be purged if someone like Stalin came along because Bob is completely incapable of keeping his mouth shut even if it's to save his hide. Just look at his Escapist firing - The Escapist told him to shut the fuck up and he didn't. So they fired him.
9c5001 No.256096
>>256049
>>255949
Unsurprising that Bob worked in retail up until his 30s, he reminds me so much of unwarranted self important clerks.
9c5001 No.256103
>>256096
And he's not even supposed to be here today!
I think Bob must honestly think he's Dante somethimes.
9c5001 No.256107
>>255949
>Save it! I'm not in the mood for a Tweetstorm!
If you don't want people to talk back to you, don't put your opinions out there. This is basic human behavior you fat sack of shit.
9c5001 No.256111
>>256059
>Blob is a perfect example why politics make no sense nowadays
Strange times indeed. 50 to 60 years ago Democrats were the party of the working class. They were the party of factory workers, laborers, and construction foremen.
Now, like Bob, they spend their days pissing on people who work for a living and wondering why they keep losing.
Oh well, at least the nation's salt stockpile will be kept fresh for the next 8 years.
>>256085
>>256063
>I don't know a whole lot about Soviet Russia
Book recommendation. 1982's "An American in Leningrad." It is a light hearted but honest look at Soviet society. That and it is a good primer if you are trying to understand how a SJW*'s brain works.
*Ironic enough, the book literally uses the phrase "Social Justice Warrior" to describe Americans tourists who could not remain silent about how oppressive Soviet society was.
9c5001 No.256133
Who wants to tell blob social justice warriors are dead
http://archive.li/v412o
9c5001 No.256141
>>256111
And do you know why? Because lobbyists bought the democratic party. That's why the two parties differ greatly on social issues, but on economics they're almost indistinguishable for the most part.
9c5001 No.256154
>Suicide Squad wins an Oscar
Can't wait for his tweets crying about how his beloved Marvel schlock didn't win
9c5001 No.256155
>>256154
The best part is that it was like a minor technical award, but Blob won't care. He'll sperg all day about how those dang dirty conservatives won
9c5001 No.256156
>>256155
From what I hear, those are basically just participation trophies, aren't they? I don't really watch award shows. Basically just a bunch of rich people jerking each other off.
>>256111
I'll look into it, thanks.
>>256085
Yeah, he was pretty paranoid. I suppose I would be too.
9c5001 No.256157
>>256156
>From what I hear, those are basically just participation trophies, aren't they?
There were three nominees. Suicide Squad, Star Trek Beyond and some other movie I guarantee you most people have never heard of. I certainly haven't.
>Yeah, he was pretty paranoid. I suppose I would be too.
A lot of it was self-perpetuating. During the war a lot of anti-Stalinist party members came to light as wanting to overthrow and kill Stalin. When they were exposed Stalin would say to one of his subordinates 'Why didn't you deal with this person?' little dreaming that his tendency to kill anyone that looked at him funny is what gave rise to these people in the first place.
9c5001 No.256167
>>256157
Keep in mind, legend has it Stalin once ordered a man be killed for cutting him off in traffic. He was the very definition of a petty tyrant.
9c5001 No.256242
9c5001 No.256244
>>256242
It wouldn't be a legend if no one would've thought it possible. Same thing goes for if MovieBob were relevant 50 years in the future (somehow), someone would say "Legend has it that MovieBob was the architect of the 2032 'Massacre of the Midwesterners' because they rejected collectivization."
9c5001 No.256245
>>252955
>Fox, Alex Jones and talk radio spent 8 years saying Obama was illegitimate because of imaginary "overreach"
How can he type this without realizing he's doing the same damn thing
9c5001 No.256323
>>256244
More like 'Legend has it that Bob weighed over 800 pounds'
9c5001 No.256839
>>256323
>implying this isn't a well known-fact.
9c5001 No.257268
>>256840
>source?
It is true that you never see a thin downie.
9c5001 No.257280
>>256154
>>256155
What's funnier is suicide squad has a more racially diverse cast than Cisbusters. Yet it triggers SJWs for some reason. Blob probably use deadshot bible verse tattoos as proof of suicide squad conservative agenda.
9c5001 No.257281
>>256111
Why do anti-trump propaganda always portray as a bad ass? Why are SJWs surprise by anti-trump memes always backfiring on them? It's like they are all weak Faggots who hate masculinity or something.
9c5001 No.257917
>>257280
it panders to males to much
9c5001 No.257921
>>257268
There is absolutely a correlation between obesity and low IQ. That's why tards are so much more likely to be blimps, like JustinRPG and Strikerwolf.
9c5001 No.257929
>>257280
>Being religious makes you a conservative
I wish I could still be annoyed at his black and white world view, but every time I hear something new all I think is "yep, that's him."
9c5001 No.257939
>>257929
It's sadly not an uncommon view among politispergs of his rough age cohort.
My personal politics took a sharper turn right from the center-left around the same time I gave up religion. Throughout my late teens and early adulthood, though, mentioning that I was neither liberal nor religious immediately drew one of two assumptions: (1.) I was really a libertarian. (2.) I was a secret Christian pretending to be an atheist for credibility, and it was only ever crypt-Christian. Curiously nobody ever assumed I was a clandestine Jew, Muslim, Hindu, Unitarian, etc.
9c5001 No.257954
>>257939
I get it from both ends too. One second I'm a fedora-tipping, m'ladying, religion-hating assburger and the next I'm part of some fringe christian sect that thumps bibles and speaks in tongues and charms snakes or whatever.
9c5001 No.257964
>>250154
>three Extra Large™ Deep Dish™ Double Cheese™ Double Stuffed Crust™ Triple Bacon™ Sausage Lover's™ Pizzas™
Fuck you anon, that sounds delicious and now I'm hungry.
>>250566
>Milo's still young, healthy, and attractive enough to get laid
He was also molested as a kid and probably has aids. Cool your praise a little.
>>252982
>>253074
>>>/oven/
>>>/ctr/
>>>/shareblue/
9c5001 No.257966
>>257939
Tj really cleaned himself up.
he still stuck a banana up his ass and bourse oil on his micro-penis
9c5001 No.257967
>>257929
>Not getting the point of me listing leftists boogymen
That Feminists YouTube event going on right was Muslim and atheist women bashing Christians yet praising Islam.
9c5001 No.257974
>>257929
Don't Catholics make up a large part of Democrat voters? Isn't he himself a lapsed Catholic?
9c5001 No.258024
Do you guys think that Bob smokes weed?
On one hand, he has the liberal, self-indulgent "do whatever makes you feel good, maaaaan" mindset, but on the other hand, if he did smoke weed, he'd probably never shut the fuck up about it and add it to the long list of things he thinks ebil Republican Christians aren't sophisticated enough to understand, which I've never seen him do.
9c5001 No.258025
9c5001 No.258036
>>258024
I think he may have tried it, but if he did currently smoke he'd be getting even more grossly overweight while just having the energy to play Mario. If he got super high, he might smoke himself into self-awareness and realize that all this virtue signaling does not help him in any way.
Thats what happened to me. Smoked myself into disassociation and saw my actions while floating above me. Realized how much of a collossal prick I was and it shattered my image of myself for a bit. I was a virtue signaling borderline-SJW and that realization that I was a dick also allowed me to see that social justice wouldn't do shit for me and would actually lead to me being oppressed. So, weed helped me vote GOP from then on out. Call it the green pill if you will.
9c5001 No.258038
>>257281
They're trying to demonize manly and lovable characteristics.
There recently was a performance piece done where some people had a genderswapped Clinton and Trump debating, playing out scenes from the actual debates.
Liberals were shocked to learn that they found Trump more reasonable and charismatic while Clinton looked like a slimy politician.
They're used to the idea that they are supposed to be the reasonable/intelligent ones and so disagreeing with them is inherently funny. They often miss that there's supposed to be a joke in order for something to be funny, I suspect because many are so used to an incredibly neutered form of humor that simply having something look 'cute' is enough for them to think a joke is taking place.
The result is they create videos, cartoons, and sketches that just look 'cute' and otherwise portray characteristics of the thing they're wanting to make fun of which can often backfire when people that disagree with them look at the videos, cartoons, and sketches.
>>258024
Doubt it. His drug of choice is food and I can't see him spending the money on weed when it could be spent on McD's.
9c5001 No.258041
>>258036
Please, he's never tried drugs in his life. In the first place he wouldn't know where to get them and in the second place he's a moralfag
9c5001 No.258042
>>258041
The guy worked at a Blockbuster and I'm pretty sure they never drug-tested beyond the initial interview if at all. It's completely possible that he may have encountered a situation where there was weed. He obviously doesn't smoke it now as the side effects of weed include paranoia and with that, he'd probably be chimping out over the CIA listening into him playing Mario. And he'd be completely in the right for once.
9c5001 No.258064
>>258042
>It's completely possible that he may have encountered a situation where there was weed
That doesn't mean he smoked it. A) because of aforementioned moralfaggotry and B) I doubt his co-workers invited him to smoke with them because he's an asshole
9c5001 No.258073
>>258064
Touché. Thought of that right after I posted. I have to remember that if even autists can get weed connections, those are likely the kind of autist that's on the end of the spectrum where at worst they're eccentric. Ergo, Bob has worse social skills than autists.
Either way, he's going to die horribly from diabetes complications within the decade so whatever long-term negative effects from weed aren't going to effect him. He might as well go buy some bud when the legalization of it goes into effect in Massachusetts. Maybe it might calm his ass down.
9c5001 No.258329
>>258024
I'm pretty sure he'd be to scared to aquire it and he doesn't know anybody that could get it for him.
9c5001 No.258343
>>257929
Only if you're Christian :^)
9c5001 No.258399
Just browsing Bobbay's Twitter you can find cognitive discord peppering every polemic.
>We need to be afraid of the military industrial complex.
>I hope that military intelligence has a coup planned
I'd say that were incredibly stupid, but there people just like him writing editorials for major old media publications. They just know how to hide their power level better than a slovenly Nintendo geek. Sad thing is that more and more people from Bob's generation and younger are starting to matriculate into the reigns of power, so pretty soon his lack of shame and self-awareness will become the norm.
The future's so bright, I'm gonna need shades.
9c5001 No.259383
>>250437
>Violence is bad unless I'm the one doing it
>Calls Milo useless blogger floatsam and thinks it's ridiculous people would pay attention to such
>Is useless blogger floatsam and wants people to pay attention to him
Also Obama spent more time commenting on social media about pop culture than any previous president, remember when he made statements about Kanye West and would appear on the daily show?
9c5001 No.259384
>>251133
Reflect that it is 2017 and this is a man on the cusp of his 40's that seriously still cares about Nintendo/Sega console wars.
9c5001 No.259387
>>258399
Off subject. But how until movie bob joins the SJW bandwagon on attacking the new Samurai jack for violence against female victims villains and a evil gay robot?
9c5001 No.259394
>>259387
I hope he doesn't say anything at all. Anything he says, positive or negative, will be bullshit.
9c5001 No.259395
>>259387
Bob doesn't care about cartoons made after 1996
9c5001 No.259414
>>259387
>SJWs think the assassin bot was an evil fag.
It's Tom Kenny doing an impression of Sammy Davis Jr. for fuck's sake. These people really have no concept of popular culture before the first Harry Potter book.
9c5001 No.259415
>>259414
It's funny they call conservatives uncultured barbarians when they're the ones going around and smashing culture until everyone else is too ignorant to stand up to them. Bob would probably think Samurai Jack is cultural appropriation too. You know, ignoring that the art style is based off of Japanese paintings and that the animation is an homage to old samurai movies.
9c5001 No.259425
>>259415
>Bob would probably think Samurai Jack is cultural appropriation too.
There were that been laughed off the twitch power rangers maratho over Crying cultural Appropriation while everyone else in the chat laughing at the at PC bullshit. lol someone link the stream on Tumblr.
9c5001 No.259426
>>259414
They will probably turn on Harry Potter soon
9c5001 No.259459
>>259414
>People took his "whip it out" quote seriously
The only reason why tumblr isn't raging about the Daughters of Aku yet is that they don't know enough about Samurai Jack to know that Jack's gonna kill at least 5 of them
9c5001 No.259582
>>259415
>Bob would probably think Samurai Jack is cultural appropriation too. You know, ignoring that the art style is based off of Japanese paintings and that the animation is an homage to old samurai movies.
Only Japanese people are allowed to portrait anything Japanese, their culture belongs to them alone. On the other hand, they can take anything they want from Europe and (white) America, because white people have no culture.
9c5001 No.259642
>>259582
>implying SJWs would accept any japanese media
Have you seen some stuff that those retards write? Just a hint, it fits well with what >>259415 posted.
9c5001 No.260370
>>258036
>So, weed helped me vote GOP
Just because SJW's are annoying doesn't make it good to vote for the utter destruction of the biosphere
9c5001 No.260751
>>249954
Baganism :DDDD is a hard sell because if it's european it's too white pride and if it's not european it's cultural appropriation.
9c5001 No.260752
>>258399
Bob's probably stupid enough to think military industrial complex refers to the soldiers and factory workers
9c5001 No.260787
>>249954
Paganism is too European and tied to one's European lineage. Too racist for polite society.
Simply, To Yahweh the jews are his chosen people, to Deus the Europeans are his chosen people.
That's why Wicca exists today. A bunch of "spiritual" people want to preform the rituals and adopt the symbolism but are too cowardly to accept Paganism for what it actually is, an exclusively white religion.
9c5001 No.260789
>>250214
We need diversity so those brown people can take those icky jobs I don't want to do away from those white people I won't admit I identify with.
That's really it. Liberals/progressives think that since they hate manual labor, other white people hate it as well, so we should just replace the white working class with brown people. It's probably why they don't understand the complaints coming from whites who lost their "jerbs" because, "why can't they just play videogames all day and open a patreon like me?"
9c5001 No.260813
>>260807
If I'm from "Dumbfuckistan", Bob is clearly from "Cuckistan" or "Douchebagistan". He's just salty that Jon has fame, a girlfriend, a place in New York and actual relevance. Him and his herd of leftcows are the crab bucket mentality personified.
9c5001 No.260863
>>260807
>Bob
>buying games
If someone else posted this I would have hardly believed it.
9c5001 No.260865
Also what the shit is this?
>>>/v/12212791
9c5001 No.260866
>>260865
It's fake. But if only it were real…
9c5001 No.260881
>>260807
>JonTron
>White Nationalist.
Don't real White Nationalists want to kick out all of the darkies too? Not just do the sensible thing and limit certain nationalities with known terrorism issues temporarily.
9c5001 No.260950
>>260881
The real irony here is Bob and the rest accusing this olive skinned man, who is the son of Iranian immigrants, of being a white supremacist neo-Nazi
9c5001 No.260958
>>260950
That does make him an actual Aryan though. But seriously, this shit is retarded.
9c5001 No.260961
>>260881
Since Nazi and fascist have lost their power as slurs, they assume that white nationalist will stay fresh for longer than a day.
9c5001 No.261273
>>253052
>fair point, what I meant was remove bad replace with more better
But bob isn't 'better' a white imperialist concept? I mean, jocks think they're 'better'
>fair point, what I meant was 'not no yes yes'
Bob's politics are beyond disembodied
9c5001 No.261347
>>255949
>even edgemaster retards can PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD movieblob
9c5001 No.261665
Psychicpebbles made these. The last one's the best
9c5001 No.261670
>>261665
Bob's final fantasy before he dies of the beetus probably would be to appear in a video game. Last picture is funny as fucking shit, he really is an SJW out of a desire to bed miladies and an actual interest in making himself seem superior to everyone else. Guy has as much integrity as a used car salesman.
9c5001 No.261679
>>261665
The final fantasy 1 & 2 probably trigger bob. Hell dragon quest/dragon warrior would trigger bob by Christian symbolism being portrayed in a positive light alone. Not to mention damsels in distress.
9c5001 No.261681
>>261679
I thought FFIV would trigger him because of the Tower of Prayers and Nice Guy Kain not getting anywhere close to getting Rosa in the end. Also the fact that Baron is punching down on its neighbors and stealing their shit.
9c5001 No.263163
>>260807
Does he know the game sucks?
9c5001 No.263164
9c5001 No.263183
>>261679
Nah. What Blob would get would be the US release. This was before Nintendo of America wasn't localizing things to be full of memes and forced propaganda, back when they instead just censored the shit out of everything to make it kid friendly. Any religion references were replaced, like the spell Holy becoming "pearl". Shit.
9c5001 No.263212
>>263163
He doesn't actually play games, he's merely a social signalling twat
9c5001 No.263271
9c5001 No.263359
>>263183
>to make it kid friendly
It's not even about making it kid-friendly. The US even back then has been a stuffed with professional complainers; the people might have had different political alignment, but the principle was the same. In Europe we didn't get nearly as much censorship, like we had the bikini top in Zelda: Link's Awakening instead of the pearl necklace in the US. Pic related, the mermaid gets upset when you dive next to her before giving her back the bikini top.
9c5001 No.265422
don't worry comrades china will save the day
9c5001 No.265424
>>265422
I can smell the Coastal Elite from his fat rolls. Oh well, at least "the goobers" can get their dicks up. Maybe that's why he's so angry? Diabetes does cause ED, after all.
9c5001 No.265426
Also, I gotta love how Bob is literally the flip-side of the kind of retards who want to party like it's 1099 with his whole "muh future" obsession. Has he played A Mind Forever Voyaging? That might explain why he thinks the right is so dangerous.
>Inb4 implying Bob plays games
9c5001 No.265458
>>265422
The cruel irony in all this is that the failure of the Left to adapt to the 21st Century caused nationalism to rise again in the West. Left Wingers are still stuck in the 20th Century in terms of thinking and Bob's tweet is proof of that.
9c5001 No.265462
>>263359
The mermaid still gets upset in the US, just not for a reason that makes sense with how they censored it.
>>265422
>space travel, technology, etc. will stop if people support their nation instead of flooding every nation with muds and shitskins
The audacity of this nigger.
9c5001 No.265523
>>265462
>>265422
>Nationalism is bad you guys
>We should be more progressive
>Like China!
9c5001 No.265524
>>265523
This. Someone should tell Blob that ethno-nationalism has been entrenched in East Asia for centuries and is even more virulent than the European or American strain.
9c5001 No.265535
>>265462
>The mermaid still gets upset in the US, just not for a reason that makes sense with how they censored it.
Looking at the translations for the edit (English, French, & German), they all change it to "I've already looked around here!" The Euro DX versions changed it to the necklace. I don't know if the Fisherman has anything drasticly different in all versions, though.
9c5001 No.265551
>>265422
But nationalism does prevail. And it's not like it's stuck to right wing politics. Generally speaking, nationalism was created as a tool of governing countries. If Bob's idea of Nationalism is Fascist states then he's pretty fucking stupid. And to say countries like China don't have nationalism in them is also pretty fucking stupid. Heck, almost all of the Socialist countries (mine included) were obsessed with nationalism. This nigger is a fucking idiot.
Also, speaking of Asia. The most developed country there, Japan, is also one of the most nationalistic. And they focus on politics that are very much for admiring other nations.
Honestly, this man is drinking the Neo-Liberal kool aid to the point where he doesn't realize he's as indoctrinated in it as were the Nazis in Nazi Germany. If all people are as stupid as Bob in the US, the country wouldn't be able to function properly but luckily that's not the case.
9c5001 No.265849
>>265848
Even liberals hate movie bob
9c5001 No.265850
9c5001 No.265868
>>265848
God, fuck you blob
9c5001 No.265870
>>265848
Pretty sure that if the shoe was on the other rotting foot, Bob would be screaming about free speech. It's one thing to be a liberal, but calling this guy a liberal is an insult to liberals. He's a totalitarian.
9c5001 No.265884
>>265848
One thing I notice is all these cucks and snowflakes that get verification badges on Twitter because they get butthurt enough at Trump despite having less than 100k followers. How the fuck does Jack Dorsey get away with this shit?
9c5001 No.265886
>>265848
Also, blob's response to getting rekt by the ALCU.
9c5001 No.265889
>>265886
It's like he learned nothing.
9c5001 No.265893
>>265886
>the optics on this were bad
Shocker, Bob knows nothing about this organization he pretends to be a huge fan of…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Socialist_Party_of_America_v._Village_of_Skokie
9c5001 No.265896
>>265886
Bob has some impressive denial powers. He is current pretending not to understand the situation so he doesn't have to deal with getting B-T-F-#nofilter-O
9c5001 No.265897
>>265886
>You can't just look at both sides on this
But you say that to everything, Bob. Every fucking thing you don't like has only one side.
You're a narcissist pretending to be a rationalist, and it isn't fooling anyone.
9c5001 No.265898
>>265893
To be fair that time they used Jewish lawyers. The optics or that are just hilarious. It's also going to be hilarious in retrospect to look back on them coming to her aid after the shit she has said about them. It puts her in an awkward position. Does she bite the bullet and acknowledge their stance in order to stick it to the liberals?
9c5001 No.265901
>>265848
wew
>even the (((ACLU))) tells blob he's full of shit
>>265886
Remember guys, if it's the left doing it, then death threats and bashing people in the head with bike locks is just speech! Saying "nigger" is literally a mass genocide hate crime.
9c5001 No.265902
>>250566
>I dunno if any helicopters are capable of carrying his fat ass.
Lockheed makes a transport plane that can handle 400 tons and does outsize cargo. For such an exceptional degenerate, we can give him an exceptional ride.
>>265896
>>265897
Don't over-analyze it; Bob's just an idiot who uses what he thinks are ten-dollar words, hoping he'll win over the SJWs he hover-handed with his "dashing intellect and creativity."
9c5001 No.266494
We all have our flaws, our weaknesses, our moral failings. That much I've come to accept but…Moviebob? Man, the blob seriously make me question everything about humanity or if he is even human. I have rarely seen such a despicable, worthless piece of shit. Oh sure it's not like I've done anything better with my life but this guy. This fucking guy. He's a fat fuck who make videos (not even good ones) about videogames and cartoons and yet he fancy himself a deep and profound intellectual while scorning the rest of mankind as 'obsolete'.
This is a fucking NEET thinking he is the overman and once utopia is achieved (as if it ever would be) he will be hailed as a genius and not some useless fat lump which contributed nothing worthwhile to society ever.
I'm not even laughing anymore. That man is probably at the peak of disgustibility.
9c5001 No.266495
>>266494
>the blob seriously make me question everything about humanity or if he is even human.
which is why he is a blob
9c5001 No.266549
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blob is such a fucking faggot
72cb9d No.267108
>>266549
that like Chris-chan calling someone a retard or faggot
2212fb No.267189
>>265886
>The ACLU right on principal to support Coulter's right to speak.
lel
Coming from Bob "No bad tactics, only bad targets" Chipman
What a fucking joke.
You have no principals Blobbo, but the attempt at damage control is admirable.
289263 No.267198
>>267189
what admiration? He makes himself an ass every step of the way and cries about it
289263 No.267817
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>Blob: "you are in fact a baby!"
moron
7ad5fe No.268029
>>249472
>Endangered species are worth saving.
Nigga! Do you even Darwinism!?
7ad5fe No.268032
>>249683
It shows just how dumb liberals really are. They claim to be the more "enlightened" group and "intellectual" when they're completely devoid of any common sense or practical thinking.
I don't think there's anything worse than stupidity that masquerades as intelligence.
e1fd19 No.268052
>>265422
>kiss space shit goodbye
Dont worry the reason why we got to the moon in 1969 was because of globalism cooperation and support with Russia.
Oh wait that that is bizzaro world.
327b18 No.268055
>>268052
Well if not for all those German scientist we wouldn't have gotten very far. It was actually globalism that got us involved in world war 2 as well as the cold war. If we had just kept to ourselves as isolationist then we wouldn't have acquired the bomb and then our scientist wouldn't have given it to Russia leading to a severe escalation in the cold war which led us to use the German scientist and technology we got from winning the war to compute with the German scientist the Russians got… Anyway point is that we have always been a global economy. Globalism gets shit done.
2821cf No.268057
>>268055
That's such a retarded statement I don't know how to properly respond to that. Of course, your completely and utter lack of punctuation is already a good indicator that you're a complete fucking idiot.
2821cf No.268058
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>>268055
>Globalism is good because World War 2
You basically made my argument for me. The best example you can give of globalism "getting shit done" is a massive war where millions of people died, entire countries were destroyed and two nuclear bombs were dropped. The best part is that World War 2 only happened because the world had to clean up the mess the first world war made.
Of course, modern globalism is less like bombing a country and stealing its nazi science and more like shutting down a factory in Detroit and costing 10k people their jobs so you can push their workload on 100 Chinese dudes in a sweatshop where they have to put barbed wire around the fence to keep people from trying to commit suicide. All so you can save $4 on a t-shirt at Wal-Mart.
You're a retard, dude.
140f13 No.268316
>>268058
Actually it was all kicked off by Germany isolating themselves in favor of a handful of allies overseas and those were out of necessity. It's not unlike how Le Pen wanted isolationism but at the same time wanted closer ties to Russia. Substitute Russia with Japan… Anyway, yes globalism causes wars to be bigger. It causes everything to be bigger.
2821cf No.268339
>>268316
>Actually it was all kicked off by Germany isolating themselves
Oh yeah, like how Germany made the very isolationist decisions to invade Poland, bomb Britain and invade Russia.
ed5472 No.268354
>>268339
Fiscal nationalism plus ramping up their military. How men are we sending to Afghanistan now?
Isolationism without war is a money losing proposition
2821cf No.268372
>>268354
What the fuck are you talking about? Wars cost more money than they generate. WW2 was the exception, not the rule.
d76c18 No.268373
>>268372
Wars generally generate money through war economy. Iraq and Afghanistan costing more than they made was down to the length of engagement + George Bush misappropriating and mismanaging funds,
3c8eb4 No.268422
>>268382
Gee you /pol/ fearmongers are really pre-emptive sometimes
>Germany committed atrocities therefore their views are invalid
>in-internment camps were n-n-necessary though
Burger logic
6bf74d No.268468
>>268382
Neato, I only thought there was a Nip one.
6d18b1 No.268470
>>268468
There's one for pretty much every side in WWII. I saw a UNION WAR CRIMES DENIAL version once.
809188 No.268476
>>268471
>>268470
>>268468
>>268382
Are there any more of these? One for Britain and their territories maybe?
327b18 No.268487
>>268373
But also it's because we didn't just take the spoils afterwards. If we had taken claim to their oil fields when propping up the new government in Iraq then it would have been rather profitable.
The entire reason why Japan attacked us when they did had to do with their dwindling oil supply. There may have been a long term plan involving adding a friendly OPEC country which owed us a favor. Of course that thinking was stupid. "liberating" them probably didn't buy us much power. Afghanistan was about cleaning up the mess from prior attempts to keep the region favorable to us.
We literally can not have long term energy Independence without upending markets and converting coal to liquid for use in diesel at the moment. 10 years ago even more so.
31947e No.268511
>>268382
>>268468
>>268470
>>268471
Where's the soviet war crimes denial thread image?
289263 No.268513
>>268511
Where's the Britain war crimes denial thread image?
29b825 No.268519
>another thread has been derailed by politics
Blob puts out cocks everyday, how do you derail a thread this fast?
6d18b1 No.268522
>>268511
I forgot it.
>>268513
I can't find one for Perfidious little Albion.
d76c18 No.268528
>>268519
It's the same cocks everyday. Bob politispergs non-stop, it's natural that people observing him would eventually start politisperging all on their own
adf483 No.269509
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I made a video about bob.
If you ever wanted to listen to over an hour of autistic overanalysis of moviebob tweets trying to prove he supports genocide, now is you chance.
289263 No.269511
>>269509
Fuck blob and cuckingsterling for trying to get a 15 yr-old arrested over something trivial, nuff said.
And you don't deserve pity for respecting that fat piece of shit sjw btw.
3e0e7a No.269514
Someone remind me why blob has gained an infamous backing for his uneducated opinions. He's a nobody without education or will to improve his work and opts to accept the laziest opinion that can blanket the mouth breathing sheep he's trying to herd.
His holier than thou arrogance is sickening to watch or try to comprehend on twatter.
af71fe No.269515
>>269509
1 hour? fucking summarize nigga
af71fe No.269516
>>268373
wars are a loss in the long run because all that capital is used to make weaponry and weaponry cannot be used to make more capital.
4ec7ee No.269531
>>269514
What backing? His patreon nets enough to buy him pizza for the month at most. Only "notable" fan of his I can name is Jerry Peet.
adf483 No.269561
>>269515
Okay.
Bob thinks he's literally one of the smartest people in america/the wrold, believes anyone who is white/isn't an sjw is literally retarded and wants to shove all them into gas chambers for a better world.
e05db8 No.269636
>>269515
Bob Chipman is genocidal, racist, paranoid frootloop who wants to kill all white, conservative people who life in the midwest and also a virgin with rage.
289263 No.269708
>>269509
Say can you do one on that scumbag Assaleri?
63483b No.269719
cd0c05 No.269758
>>269708
I don't know much about him so I'll have to read up on him, but I'll add him to the list of people to maybe do a video about.
65823c No.269839
ee2f29 No.269984
>>269509
I think the most telling part is where you said that you did not have to do much research. Bob has been fired from website after website because he couldn't hid his powerlevel, and yet he never changes a tiny bit.
I would love to see a Sonichu style comic based on Bob's fiction where he gets the secret sword from Iwata to defend video games from evil. That would be really hilarious. It wouldn't be a genuine work like the real Sonichu, but I think it could still be funny.
c5c2a9 No.269997
>>269984
I want Bob to write a manifesto. Like, 140 characters aren't enough, I want Bob to outline his vision for the future in the same way political parties draft their platforms. Give me Bob's full, undiluted world vision.
d82158 No.269998
>>269997
Have you read his Super Mario 3 book?
06d4a8 No.270045
>>269515
Moviebob is Hitler+Stalin+Mao+Mario
289263 No.270054
>>270045
but then, who will be Stroheim?
33c26d No.270058
>>270045
>Implying that he would go outside and pull holocausts out of his ass?
06d4a8 No.270117
>>269509
Saved to mirror if deleted. I'm interested in the part about his high school anger issues, this seems like it could be a telling look on his more deeply rooted mental problems
96d487 No.270234
>>270222
We wants the world to think that stupidity is now evil.
Well, Bob, you're right. You're evil now, then.
289263 No.270244
>>270222
You're right bob, stupidity is evil, you're a fine example of that.
0d3b7e No.270416
>>256085
The funniest in a sad sort of way, was that when Stalin purged the army, he basically decimated the entire leadership caste of Russian's military, reducing it to being run by mealy mouth sycophants who dittoed EVERYTHING Stalin said.
Because of this, NO ONE was around to beg Stalin not to enter into his non-agression pact alliance with Hitler. Or to tell Stalin that Hitler was a two-faced liar who would betray the pact first chance he got and that they needed to prepare for Hitler's inevitable betrayal. Because doing so would have meant being killed by Stalin, who truly thought Hitler could do no wrong and was his BFF.
The end result, was when Hitler did betray Stalin and ordered the invasion of Russia? Russia was basically sitting ducks and got assraped by Germany in the first six months of the invasion.
The only reason Russia didn't fall was three-fold:
1. Hitler got super-duper arrogant and backed off on giving the Western Front forces the full support and resources they needed to crush Russia, because Hitler honestly thought the Russians were pussies.
2. Russia lucked the fuck out and had a super duper nasty winter the year of the German invasion, which along with Hitler shorting his troops on supplies, meant that the German army advance got stopped dead in it's tracks due to the nearly endless number of blizzards that hit, which they were not equipped to deal with.
3. Once Hitler completely and utterly humiliated Stalin with his betrayal, Stalin did one of the few smart things in his time as dictator and basically told his army to kill the Germans dead and gave them pretty much free reign to run the war as they saw fit.
0d3b7e No.270418
>>257280
SJWers hate Suicide Squad for a couple of reasons:
1. Inherit anti-DC movie bias (even though Suicide Squad ended up being heavily re-edited, complete with reshoots, to add more humor to it to make it more Marvel-like)
2. The Suicide Squad movie is heavily based upon the New 52 Suicide Squad, which social justice warriors hate. Mainly because:
A. It's where Harley Quinn was redesigned as a slutty slut who showed skin (which is a cardinal sin these days, as Marvel has covered up nearly ALL of their heroines bodies and refuses to allow any "sexy" super-heroines).
B. It replaced Secret Six, which was a critically acclaimed spiritual successor to Suicide Squad that was also crawling with SJW pandering gay/lesbian/bisexual characters.
C. The race bending of Deadshot was done with it explicitly being stated by DC that it was for the movie only and that Deadshot would stay white in the comics and non-DC Cinematic Universe media.
3. The decision to tattoo up Joker and abandon the SJW loved "Quipping Meme Anarchist" Joker from the Nolan trilogy in favor of tattooed gangster Joker who had no real redeeming value in their fangirl eyes.
Ironially, the SJW DID get one minor victory in that the Suicide Squad movie forced DC to bring back fat Amanda Waller (they had used the New 52 to turn Amanda into a rip off of Archer's Lana Kane). But even right wing fans of Suicide Squad were OK with that since part of the appeal of Waller was that she's a fat mammy neocon who was never supposed to be a sex symbol to begin with
0d3b7e No.270419
>>268487
Actually we WERE going to take the spoils but two things happened:
1. The Iraqi Military blew up all the major oil refineries in Iraq after Bush's underlings made the DISASTROUS decision to purge the military of anyone who was part of the same political party as Saddam (which basically overnight created the entire insurgent movement which turn Iraq from a clusterfuck that could have ended semi-well, into an unwinnable quagmire).
This response to the military purge, basically FUBARed ANY attempt by the US to claim the Iraqi oil for ourselves. It took about 3-5 years to undo the burning infernos the ex-military/insurgents created and to get the oil companies to come in and fix hit so we could start pumping oil again in Iraq.
2. To placate the Iraqi people that we were not going to rape their nation of their oil, we agreed to let them auction the oil rights off to the nation that paid the most. At which point, China HACKED THE US COMPUTER SYSTEMS to find out how much the US was going to bid and beat our biddng, meaning they got the bulk of the oil in Iraq.
5ca088 No.270714
Bob is still fantasising about hurting someone, but is still too much of a pussy to actually throw a punch, so I guess he'll just shoot digital Republicans for the time being.
a4843f No.270716
>>270714
someone just tell blob to just actually punch someone instead of being a pacifistic pussy, either throw the punch or SHUT THE FUCK UP BLOB
0fe9e1 No.273461
Is this thread bumplocked?
a4843f No.274424
>>274369
what a fucking fat piece of shit.
5ca088 No.274742
>>274369
Evolution actually works both ways; some species can experience rapid evolution over the course of only several thousand years, while other species may exist seemingly unchanged for millions of years, it's called punctuated equilibrium.
Secondly; humans have been having ideological differences since we were living in caves; it was no more a sign of evolution then as it is now. What makes this even more retarded is that people regularly change their political ideology throughout their life; as they get new experiences and their perspective changes. That wouldn't make sense if political ideology was genetic.
88b72b No.275515
I dont know if you guys have seen this, but there was an anonymous article on the escapist that appeared when movieblob was working there.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/features/9766-The-R-Word
>It happened when I was seven. I'll spare you the gory details. Let's just say I know the exact sound a child's arm makes when it breaks after he's thrown on a bed – it's two muffled snaps, one right after the other like a revolver being cocked. Let's just say I try not to think about the sobs and screaming that came after that. Let's just say that I never think about what came after the sobs and screaming, because when I do, I look up to find myself four bourbons deep.
>I didn't tell anyone what happened until four years later. By then, the fear had eaten me.
>In the Eighties and early Nineties, AIDS was all over the TV. AIDS is an epidemic, said the TV. AIDS is a death sentence, said the TV, AIDS is something gay men carry around with them like black plague. The sensationalism got to me. I was convinced that because I was raped by a man, I had AIDS. A fairly religious child, I used to pray until three in the morning that I wouldn't die in my sleep. Moments of happiness from my childhood were always undercut by the belief that I was terminally ill. Whenever my parents told me they were proud of me for winning a trophy or acting in a play, I would lie in bed that night and cry, imagining my mother grieving over my casket. Everything I did to be a good son only made my coming mortality more tragic. I had recurring nightmares about being cryogenically frozen until a cure was invented, and awaking to find everyone I knew dead.
It's not exactly 100% that the article was written by him, but it really does seem like his writing style. I don't have enough autism to analyze the article to confirm if it's him, maybe someone else can.
4e8ece No.275606
>>275515
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA he got fucked in the ass? and contracted aids, ahahha praying will not get rid of it fatty.
bc438c No.275649
>>275606
Can't be Bob. He's too much of an asshole NOT to play the "I was sexually assaulted"/"I got AIDS through no fault of my own" get out of jail card.
4e8ece No.277972
So when will Bob and Sterling be arrested for getting a british 15 year old arrested over something trivial?
they deserved to be in jail, it's completely fucking heinous.
cb15a6 No.291398
Judging by his recent reviews of Logan Luck and that firefighter movie, Moviebob has a new appreciation for middle America and its deplorable inhabitants.