/cow/ - Lolcows (Three Years on 8chan!)

>>243267

>She unironically used the word shitlord

>>243266

Not to talk shit about your thread, OP, and yes this is a place where we obsess over an autist nobody knows who jumped the shark years ago but… how relevant is Channel Awesome nowadays let alone obscure associates?

>>243268

>gets married

>still friend-zoned.

wew de la lad

>>243272

IF you look up stand alone videos of her. She can't take a joke or make them. Probably doesn't even watch or read any science fiction. She one of the first LULZ geek cultural types.

>>243274

What worse he raising a kid that's clearly isn't his. Not even Anthony Burch is that much of a cuck.

>>243272

>>243273

This thread meant to make fun of e-celebs that are too pathetic to have their own threads. Hell suede unironically blamed Bronies for Donald trump being elected. Because Bronies are anti-immigration cause they told feminists and SJWs hijacking the show and fandom to fuck off. At least they did at first.

>>243266

> They never get upset about the potatoes

What medieval game has potatoes? Unless it's fantasy I guess, but in fantasy anything goes. Historical games take their topics seriously and wouldn't make such an obvious blunder.

>>243267

> The history of American interventionism is a major contributor to radicalism

That's why we have had so many Serbian terrorists after the NATO bombings. Oh wait, we didn't.

>>243268

Fuck, I remember him from his King's Quest retrospective series. I liked it because instead of cringeworthy skits and shitty costumes he just talked about the games. He was also one of the least autistic people in the anniversary movies. Why would anyone even get married to someone "asexual"? I guess if there is lots of money to inherit, but even that is stretching it very far.

Is there anyone who got out of Channel Awesome without getting completely fucked up? That place is like a factory for ruined lives.

>>243277

Has this guy still not caught up on the fact that the whole downy thing was just a joke that started out on 4chan? All the love and tolerate shit was ironic, it wasn't until later that autists didn't get the joke and latched on to the show before moving on to the next thing (Steven Universe?). I had to turn the video off at the 2:30 mark, this idiot doesn't even understand history.

>>243266

Nice tits, too bad about the face and her hobbit body

>that weak ass bullshit about potatoes and medieval niggers

>>243277

I remember seeing that guy on a /tv/ thread. Isn't he the dude who said he identified as a Mormon atheist?

>>243297

>Is there anyone who got out of Channel Awesome without getting completely fucked up? That place is like a factory for ruined lives.

Harry Partridge seems to be doing alright

dude even got work animating for cartoon network

>>243328

Mormon atheism sounds like a code name for wanting to be a cuckhold to multiple women at once.

>>243330

OK, how about someone who posted more than three videos total during his stay there?

>>243330

Didn't know harry was part of this cesspool

>animating for cartoon network

Bet the sjws there didn't like starbarians at all

>>243277

sounds to me like he's talking feminism to me

>>243343

>Starbarians

Off-topic, but am I the only one who noticed that the two main characters have the same color scheme as Sonichu and Rosechu?

cocks

>>243297

>>243338

Angry Joe seems to be doing well on his own, though that probably won't last with him constantly bitching about his fans the way he's been doing lately.

what about the rap critic though

I like him but I decided to not follow any of his shit aside from videos because I've been burned pretty bad by Todd and his "teh ebil of gamergate" mess

>>243297

>>243338

Sad Panda and maybe Phelous

I'm not sure but I think both of them hated Doug Waker's guts from the start. I haven't kept that close eye on them though, so what would I know.

>>243353

Harry is a fan of cwc. He's spoken about how he checks the cwcki daily.

>>243266

>3rd pic

wow dan olson looks like a legit pedo now. Life imitates memes i guess.

>>243297

>Is there anyone who got out of Channel Awesome without getting completely fucked up? That place is like a factory for ruined lives.

That googles chick came out ok, I think. No idea what LordFat does these days. I think a bunch of the lesser known people are too normal to make it there, so we forget about them. I can't say for sure.

Brad seems to be somewhat normal. Even if he's a blind Hillary supporter. Not that I watch his videos anymore.

>>243458

>That googles chick came out ok, I think.

Wasn't she a camwhore for a while?

>No idea what LordFat does these days

Shitposts massive screeds on Kiwifarms and runs retardedly long podcasts shitting on everyone he doesn't like.

>>243446

Link to that?

>>243550

Not even a sexy grandmother

>>243297

>Is there anyone who got out of Channel Awesome without getting completely fucked up? That place is like a factory for ruined lives.

Benjamin 'Benzaie' Daniel had or still has his own show on French television.

Why would someone call a Jewish civil rights activist who matched with King a white supremacist? That makes no sense.

>>243550

So she just keeps getting fatter? plans to move from hamplanet to ham giant?

>>243599

Who?

>>243302

>Nice tits, too bad about the face and her hobbit body

>Nice tits

Here is a tip for fags like you who want to stay in the closet and act like they are straight: bigger tits are not always better, we can tell the difference between fit tits and julaybags full of fat.

>>243595

I've heard that dozens of times but no one's ever been able to prove it

PROVE IT

>>243637

Found the pedo who likes flat bitches, or are you a closeted faggot who likes flat muscular tomboys and just projecting?

>>243665

Found the virgin, who has never seen tits in real life.

Nella's tits are big, yeah. They may also look ok, squeezed into a bra.

But keep in mind, she is a fatass pig. Which means, her boobs cannot support themselves on their own, and they sag and melt all over the place, once they are let loose.

>>243978

What sad is she was probably cute before feminism.

So, what happened to Paw? Is his soul still being sucked out?

>>243522

Here you go.

>>243923

>>243637

>liking large breasts is bad

>>>/gay/

>>244601

>having a fat fetish

>>>/oven/

>>244702

>liking men

>>>/cuteboys/

>>243458

>Brad seems to be somewhat normal. Even if he's a blind Hillary supporter. Not that I watch his videos anymore.

Didn't you hear he tried to kill himself?

>>244702

>breasts = fat fetish

>>>/tumblr/

>>243557

You mean like Jill Stein?

>>243639

>>243637

>>243665

>>243923

>>244601

>>244702

>>244735

>>244778

GOOD THREAD

>>244735

>>244778

>wanting to fuck livestock

>>>/zoo/

>>>/beast/

>>243639

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3890560/

Jeux en 5 Secondes (TV Mini-Series) (73 episodes)

Le Hard Corner (TV Mini-Series) (80 episodes)

Chrono-critique (TV Mini-Series) (84 episodes)

>>244858

>women with breasts = zoo

I take it you like flat chested, pedo/fag?

>>244924

>liking breasts means liking shapeless pancakes attached to a whale calf

>if you don't you're obviously a pedophile!

>t. Captain Ahab

>>>/whaling/

>>>/pequod/

>>>/mantheharpoons/

This thread needs a holocaust to get it back on topic

>>244913

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3766090/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Douge

Nostialgia Critic (TV Series)

we know this nigger hasn't been on TV, but still gets his show counted as TV show

>>243330

Harry is a confirmed /cow/boy too, so he knows how to avoid becoming an aspie.

>>245247

>we know this nigger hasn't been on TV

>>243268

Don't they have a kid? I presume the kid's adopted, but if biological, what le fug?

>>246666

Just decided to answer my own question.

Turns out the kid IS biological, but she still identifies as asexual:

http://elisaintime.tumblr.com/post/93616866312/asexual-and-pregnant-and-thats-okay

>>246675

Non of that logic makes sense.

>>246700

Yeah, she just might be the shittiest "asexual" ever. Having passionless, perfunctory sex still makes you sexual, you dizzy broad.

>>245247

When I visited tgwtg.com regularly Benzaie would post his skits there which were dubbed in English because they were broadcast on French tv and hence recorded in French originally.

>>246675

Wait, she's the one who did the "vampire reviews"? Paw married on of Nostalgia Chick's friends, I'd say he had it coming. I watched like one or two videos before the gimmick of talking in a fake Sesame Street Count got really old. I can't believe she's still doing that.

>>243297

Brad to an extent, Guru Larry, LordKat, Welshy, SadPanda, Skitch, Goggles, Benzaie, I guess MarzGurl maybe (she did dye her hair pink recently though), there's probably a few more I'm missing.

>>243297

PushingUpRoses is okay. Still does YouTube. Not really political or anything, but I've seen her interact with Quinn and Jon Flynt, so you never know. Rinry was fine, and that other mousy looking girl with the glasses.

>>246992

There was a brief time when MarzGurl was pretty bangable.

E-Rod is my favorite of the lesser known guys. Mostly because he's incompetent, unfunny, has USI, and his constant ebegging makes me feel better about myself. Lately he's been trying to sell cheap Halloween costumes for 3x their value on ebay after he used them in "the blockbuster buster".

What ever happened with Phelous anyhow? I read a rumor that he has a scat fetish but I never saw anything proving that. He seemed okay to me, if not a little.. Strange, for playing with 'bootleg' toys.

>>247017

Didn't he and linkara had a fall out?

>>247030

As far as I know (and this comes from another thread), he and ObscurusLupa broke up (not sure if they were ever going out to begin with) but she still lives with him and he still hosts her stuff on his failing site, which she consistently gets more views than him. It was a thread about tragic cows, and while I don't think he ever qualified as a cow, that certainly is a sad way to go out. Didn't even go out with a bang or a whisper, just an undignified fart of irrelevance.

>>247017

I'm surprised no one's made a dedicated attempt to get E-Rod to sperg out. he strikes me as someone with a hair trigger. His ego's so big he has an entire wiki devoted to his """"show"""" and I'm sure if someone fucked with it he'd lose his mind.

>>247015

Met Roses IRL once. She seemed nice. Rinry had a kid and then stopped doing YouTube videos entirely. I assume that last one is Little Miss Gamer. Don't know what happened to her (besides having a kid), but most of her fellow PBC Productions alumni seem to be members of the Social Justice League.

As a completely unrelated aside, I think we're now up to two former TGWTG producers who are trans now. https://archive.is/pz89w

>>247087

>As a completely unrelated aside, I think we're now up to two former TGWTG producers who are trans now. https://archive.is/pz89w

Who would that be? Also, Iron Liz has been on the site as well, so that would make three trannies (although he has been pretending to be a woman even before his cockslut boyfriend got him on the site).

>>246675

Asexual for her 'husband', plenty sexual for Chad

>>247109

She loves her husband but doesn't feel sexual attraction to him so she lets him have sex because it makes him happy? I dunno I feel retarded trying to figure this one out

>>247099

That would be Luke Mochrie. He was a producer on the site who didn't put out much cocks-wise, and is mostly known for being really goddamn annoying in Suburban Knights. And yes, he's Colin Mochrie's son. He's apparently recently transitioned and is now "Leia Mochrie."

>>247113

Sounds like she lets him wank himself off in her vag once a month. What a lucky man.

>

In my troubled past, I allowed myself to endure unwanted sex for many very unhealthy reasons (desperation, fear, peer pressure, loneliness, self-abuse). But my marriage now is a beautiful, fresh chapter in my life. I am with someone who respects me and adores me and desires me and makes me feel amazingly special and so very happy.

This stinks of post-hoc rationalisation (although I'm sure she's convinced herself into believing it). I expect she suddenly 'discovered' she was asexual after having been fucked by dozens of men when she was younger, and 'worked out' that she had never really wanted it (just like middle-aged women who can't find a man sometimes 'discover' that they're lesbians).

>>247071

Even Anthony Burch not as big of a cuck

>>247116

I think that name rings a bell, he was one of the two Harry Potters who wanted to suck NC's cock in that abortion of a movie.

http://thatguywiththeglasses.wikia.com/wiki/Luke_Mochrie

http://thatguywiththeglasses.wikia.com/wiki/Year_Three

> And yes, he's Colin Mochrie's son.

I have no idea who that is (non-American here), but that would explain why he is the only one who is using his real name in his show instead of a character name.

>>247166

>Not knowing who Colin Mochrie is.

I pity you.

>>247116

That makes two CA producers who have gone trans (the other was that anime reviewer, I'm not counting IronLiz because they were already trans). Place your bets on who'll go next. I bet it's that weird lesbian juggalo chick.

>>243637

This.

There were two girls who once took an interest in me of course I didn't do anything; I'm not some retarded chad, who both had large breasts. One was fat, the other not. Guess which had the more attractive breasts?

>>243550

She should do granny porn

>>246992

Goggles became a camwhore. No really. She took down her shows from a camming website, and unfortunately they haven't been saved. I've heard rumors she's a prostitute now. Also there's something of an old twitter account of her floating around where she shows herself off. And yes, it really says something that the actual whore is the most well-adjusted former CA contributor.

>>247015

Doesn't PushingUpRoses work together with Lazy Game Reviews?

>>247087

I distinctly remember that Little Miss Gamer once unironically mentioned "feminist literature" in one of her videos, which kind of says enough.

>>247116

>He's apparently recently transitioned and is now "Leia Mochrie."

>Luke becomes Leia

Oh come the fuck on.

>>247016

>>266692

whatashame.png

>>266725

Yep, that's her. Where'd ya found those?

>>266783

Yeah, Clint is a good man with quality cocks, and going by what PUR is like with threads like these I hope he keeps his life drama-free.

>>266787

Can't remember. Maybe from one of the Channel Awesome threads on /tv/. Or here from /cow/.

How the fuck did everyone get the same ID in this thread? Anyway…

>>246675

This reeks of suburban liberal woman logic. Wishful thinking that "works" so long as you don't suffer any negative consequences of your decision making.

>>243297

I think SFDebris is/was part of CA. But he doesn't do crossovers and has his own site, so he's stayed clear of any drama.

The Blockbuster Buster is so bad that it gives me second hand embarrassment and makes me want to take a xanax.

When was LordKat part of CA? And why'd he get booted out?

>>270643

At the beginning

>>247166

Colin Mochrie isn't even American.

>>270643

He was in Kickassia. He left after the whole Spoony BETRAYAL video cost him an interview with Notch. He talks about it in one of the 674 episodes of LordKat Live where he goes on a rant against CA.

Hell, even Ashens was part of CA at one point, but he moved on to review useless tat on his couch and sometimes team up with one of the greatest shitposters of our generation, Guru Larry.

Anyone remember Dena Natali (aka: The Game Den or Cyborcat)?

Here's her official statement as to why she left Channel Awesome.

>>275135

She older than Lindsay and nella yet look younger than both. How?

>>275141

>not an alcoholic

>doesn't have a twitter account where she virtue signals 24/7

>nowhere as fat as nella

Probably why

>>275160

I noticed channel awesome girls age like julay. Even irony liz look younger than nella and Lindsay

>>275163

Cyborcat is in her mid 30's maybe even late 30's.

For her weight she looks pretty average. Lindsay on the other hand is morphing into the Puftman.

>>275168

Cyborcat looks late 20s still. Margurl still looks younger than Lindsay and nella. Hell iron Liz looks pretty young and more like a girl than Jesotaku.

>>275135

What I'm getting from this and similar stories is that the CA staff is made of people who have no idea what the fuck they are doing. They set up a business and hoped that it would run itself.

>>275135

<Undertale music in the background

I can see why she joined CA now.

>>275202

I think she was suppose to be the my little downy and silent hill girls on the site.

>>243266

>bernie the white supremacist

I needed that chuckle. And this is after that #BernieSoBlack circus.

>>275217

Even alt-right e-celebs never treated Bernie sanders as badly as the mainstream left did.

as cringy and annoying as she is I'd still hit it because goddamn them titties

>>275227

That's because, deep down inside, we all knew Bernie's campaign was a joke. There was nothing to have against Bernie himself because we could sense he wouldn't win.

If nothing else, us Ron Paul fans couldn't be any happier now that the golden ticket to scoff at Bernie supporters came signed, sealed and certified. Progressive-leaning Democrats now got to feel the same way Libertarian-leaning Republicans did back in 2008 and 2012. Shoe doesn't feel so great on the other foot, does it, bitch?

>>266725

>>266821

Well I will giver her credit out of all the women and men on channel awesome she was decent shape and she is actually somewhat hot compared the the normal shit on the channel

>>275197

>Cyborcat looks late 20s still.

Rough late 20's maybe.

>>275287

That's still good for channels awesome girls

>>243331

Has this guy still not caught up on the fact that the whole downy thing was just a joke that started out on 4chan? All the love and tolerate shit was ironic, it wasn't until later that autists didn't get the joke and latched on to the show before moving on to the next thing (Steven Universe?). I had to turn the video off at the 2:30 mark, this idiot doesn't even understand history.

>>244513

More than George Washington, he says. I can believe that.

>>275197

>Jesotaku

NTR will do that to you.

Anyone knows what happened to Blockbuster Reviewer or whatever the fuck he was called. He was such a sperg.

>>297626

He trying to be Mexican mr enter at the moment. He reviews cartoons now

>>297671

>He reviews cartoons now

Ah, the final stage of autism, I see. Very appropriate.

Did Spoony kill himself? Twitter account is suspended.

>>245744

>Walker is a shitty rip-off that can only advertise the real entertainers.

What did they mean by this?

>>309573

he was banned after he used his twitter account to publish a fanfiction where he dressed up like a woman and tried to seduce Donald Trump, I'm not making this up

>>309581

No twitter finally got back to some redditor who reported him for threatening to suicide by cop after mass shooting a while back.

>>297678

>final stage of autism

Than what?

>>266692

would/10

>>266644

>There were two girls who once took an interest in me

hmmmb….

>of course I didn't do anything; I'm not some retarded chad

HMMMMB….

>>309625

>would/10

Ironically marzgurl still the hottest girl from channel awesome.

>>310174

She thicc, Can guzzle my pop any day

>>310190

>Can guzzle my pop any day

She thicc but not fat. She doesn’t have a large belly at all. Just big hipped

>>310190

Oops wrong video.

Meant to post this. There multiple videos of Marzgurl shaking her butt on YouTube. Mostly to DDR.

>>243550

If it wasn’t for her face. Her body might be fuckable to a chubby chaser.

>>243297

Guru Larry is doing pretty good for himself. His youtube channel has been pretty successful and he's releasing a book soon.

LordKat has a full-time network administration job that pays ok, enough for him to be independent.

Angry Joe has the most successful youtube channel outside of CA, even though he's had plenty of cringeworthy moments. He also got fat.

Lindsay Ellis' does ok via patreon. But she's becoming that weird, crazy, alcoholic aunt that no one wants to see during the holidays.

Harry Partridge has been doing great, has plenty of animation gigs.

Benzaie has his own tv show in France.

Surprisingly, a good amount of people have been doing alright for themselves outside of CA. It's just that for every Benzaie or Guru Larry, we have Spoony or JewWario

>>310277

>Lindsay Ellis' does ok via patreon. But she's becoming that weird, crazy, alcoholic aunt that no one wants to see during the holidays.

I have a feeling she will end up doing porn soon.