/cow/ - Lolcows (Three Years on 8chan!)

Wait, wait, wait, people fuck Autphag in exchange of money? Did I get that right?

Danm.

>>214648

No, he gets high out of hormones but I just typed it whore mones

>>214649

According to you earlier, both were true.

>>214650

In the case of you being an attention whore and getting high off hormones, yes both are true. kek

Also, hi Autphag. I thought you didn't care :3

NEW PHAGGOTRY FRESH OFF THE PRESSES

tl;dr

>Autphag thinks he is God and can use telepathy

>Autphag lies constantly and when caught in a lie with logs, he claims those are doctored even though other users have the log as well

>Claims he doesn't care about IRC but when told to leave, he does not

>In a case where someone makes a claim about another, Autphag thinks the accuser must prove the claim and not for the defendant to disprove it.

>Autphag thinks that hand feminisation in making a tranny is a thing.

>Autphag also thinks that natural woman are trannies and males that disagree with Autphag wants to be trannies.

>Nuclear mocked Autphag on his idiocy

>Christopher Autphag Gillon was in the woman's section of his mental ward.

>Autphag doesn't need to back up his claims but everyone else is a liar.

>Because I (Salts) know a bit of history in a hobbyist way, I have a BA in one according to Autphag and claims I said I had one even though it is not my field of study.

>Autphag twists words around to try and manipulate WSD into a lie and then says people don't understand the meaning of words even though we can easily call bullshit on him.

http://pastebin.com/fW8XpwKn

>>214650

So do you literally believe you're Jesus now, or what? Your Judaic masters would certainly not approve of such a thing.

actually autphag has engaged in sex work before.

he also says his dad raped him, but who knows if that is true or not. there is a video with him crying about it. its pretty funny.

>>214655

Video in question. Terrible acting for crocodile tears.

>>214654

>>214655

namefag

>>214657

As explained, the tears were genuine. Then I reverted back to reciprocating everyone's antagonism towards me when oestrogen rectified my dysphoria-induced depression.

>>214659

did you try to alleviate the pain with potato chips?

>>214659

>As explained, the tears were genuine.

[citation needed]

i am only namefagging for phags benefit. thats all, i want him to know its me ;)

>>214662

hence, namefag

Negi Springfield has also disavowed himself of Autphag, and blew him the fuck out in spectacular fashion on this Minichan thread.

http://minichan.org/topic/52896

>>214661

A more pressing need for cited evidence is the claim my tears were manufactured. All you have evinced is that my tears must be fake because I changed mood so quickly. An interesting fact about Borderline is that moods can seem put on because they cycle so quickly, and so appear affected enough to misinterpret as such. I might be an audible now, but I did, accurately, sense a deliberate antagonism of affected indignation, for no reason might I add, come from you.

>>214665

Not audible, sorry, I mean asshole*

>>214665

Have you caught all the pokemon yet?

>>214667

What does that have to do with the price of sausages?

>>214668

a-are you asking for my sausage senpai?

>>214669

It's a common idiom meaning "why is that relevant"? The fact I play no vidya notwithstanding.

>>214670

No matter. You just like dirty, unwashed Glaswegian sausage instead.

>>214665

For the 1000th time today alone Chris, The defendant has to prove the accuser wrong, not vice versa.

And you claim you know about the justice system lol.

>>214671

Sapphire, you're as transparent as glass.

>>214670

Actually the proper term is 'price of rice in china' but if you want to rewrite things in your own warped brain, so be it

>>214673

I guess that obsession is paying off, eh? No matter, we deal in batshit, and you're plenty of batshit to go around for all of us. <3

>>214674

Both expressions are just regional variations of the same thing.

>>214675

guano makes excellent fertilizer u know

>>214676

Perhaps you are just obsessed with sausages?

>>214672

I was approaching it from a philosophical perspective rather than a Hobbensian legalist-doctrinarian one.

>>214680

That's rich coming from a trannie like you, Autphag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2aKsoizx1w

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6z3FUCBoT-PC1b2n24l5YQ Autphag Archives.

So now I do understand certain aspects of the introman-Haselgrove relationship.

Haselgrove has, ever since my detention and probably somewhat earlier, broken confidentiality (for she no longer had to abide by it ever since the professional-patient relationship deteriorated and collapsed), been corroborating with, and has probably sent my entire medical record to, introman, by his own admission, which is proof none of the NHS has integrity, really. He calls her a Persian tranny working elsewhere in the health board of my local region but I am calling buckshot given the detail of some of the information he has recently relayed elsewhere. Introman is not really a redpilling PUA alpha man at all, but a cryptic tranny chaser, who has become extremely close to Haselgrove given his knowledge of such perverse predilection as "hers". Haselgrove has commanded personally the misgenderization agenda to deconstruct my identity, since the Borderline diagnosis was not really conduit to anything other than the delegitimation of gendered notions of internal self, rather than an objective summation of a genuine absence of identity. She has deliberately misidentified the superiority of tendency in Aspergian to heightened sensibilities and subsequently advised its abuse to introman, who proceeded to convert former adherents of mine to the Haselgrove agenda.

Whatever happened with his Nazi-Autism supremacy schtick? Did he change it for tranny sperging?

>>214652

In a case where someone makes a claim about another, Autphag thinks the accuser must prove the claim and not for the defendant to disprove it.

But that's true. If you make a claim you have to back it up.

>>214687

Actually anything you told her when she was your doctor is still covered. This person would lose their license to practice. So you're full of it.

>>214672

Innocent until proven guilty.

I'm surprised Negi Springfield still retains his little e-fief.

>>214701

I'm surprised he's not in this thread yet.

>>214694

If you look in the log, Autphag was caught in a lie and said it was all fabrications when confronted with it so it's pointless to back up the accusation with him because he will dismiss it outright and he expects people to do the legwork for him because he is too lazy to defend himself.

>>214706

You really have trouble accepting that it's standard form for burden to be upon the claimant, don't you?

>>214696

Btw, I forgot to mention, introman admits to receiving a call by her on KiwiFarms.

>>214715

Well, I can't expect a stuck up like you Phag to understand how a Plaintiff and Defendant work in a court of law considering how you have a hard time considering your own criminal responsability in your own situation. And even when we bring up clear evidence of you wanting to harm a WOMAN with a knife, you just dismiss it as unimportant although it's clear as day that you wish to intent harm.

This is why I decided to make a youtube archive of your autism so you can't deny you niggerisms anymore.

Go suck some more dicks for some hormone money you cis white male :3

>>214715

And just so we are clear, no matter how much you deny it, you had the intent to harm a woman either with a crowbar or a knife. Taken from one of your spastic rants :

WordPress doesn’t allow me to use marquees apparently. Allow me to find a simple web-host so that I can inclusive-frame it later:

A CROWBAR HAS BEEN ORDERED COURTESY OF A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE, SO LET’S SEE HOW MUCH MORE ASSERTIVE HASELGROVE WILL BE ABOUT THE MALLEABILITY OF MY PERSON WHEN CONFRONTED WITH THE LONG TEETH’S EXCRUCIATING FORCE POUNDING THE CRYPTO-TRANNY FAGGOT’S EVERY SKULL AND BONE.

Source : https://mongaran.wordpress.com/2016/04/21/haselgrove-part-3-an-eye-for-taking-that-of-me/

And don't bother nuking that either. I took screenshots just in case.

>>214674

Price of tea in China, to be exact.

lol. autphag is nao rika.

i avoid irc like the plague, but miss sophia dom must be sperging all over it, i kinda wanta watch.

>>214730

Here you go! All the insane ramblings about Hasselgrove. Phag, they have changed your shrink because you published your murder plans and Elliot Rodgers manifestos on the Internet before you could get near her with a crowbar. They know that you are total Nutcase!

https://archive.is/2aKGY

https://archive.is/spxe2

https://archive.is/WweLw

>>214652

>>In a case where someone makes a claim about another, Autphag thinks the accuser must prove the claim and not for the defendant to disprove it.

This is true, though. It's the foundation of every rational criminal justice system.

Just because I say you suck shit out of a dog's asshole every Tuesday doesn't mean you're under any obligation to disprove the claim, unless I've provided evidence to back it up.

>look more like a girl than autphag despite doing my best to dress somewhat masculine

ehehehehAHAHAHAAHAHA

I love this shit. Even better with trannies that take hormones that still look like dudes.

>>215206

Kys

>>215210

what a masculine face

>>215211

Hardly. I have next to no jawline and my forehead protudes less than a certain Judeomasonic psych I used to know. My face is broad, but the cheeks are high.

>>215214

Go suck one, salts.

>>215215

>>215215

Go snort your daddy's cremated dick (which took your virginity).

>>215216

You seem to think a lot about snorting my father's cremated duck.

>>215217

You're the expert so you tell me cause you know, he deflored you

>>215218

Are you transposing me as part of your sexual fantasies?

>>215219

You fucking wish. I like living unlike your dad who fucked you and an hero'd because of it,

to be honest, if everyone in this thread killed themselves the world would be better off.

God damnit sophie. Hitler would NEVER act like this.

>this thread

>the smartest womyn in the world

>spazzes

>yup, autphag is rika now.

>with the same results.

>just weird thing, autists who shit theirselves. miss sophie dom=nick bate=christine weston chandler.

IS IT JUST THAT HARD TO WIPE YOUR ASS?

>>216648

I think they all have Encopresis. Its a real psychosomatic disease that makes you shit your pants. Just take a look at this:

http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/encopresis/basics/definition/con-20029758

>>216656

not a real disease. just an autistic excuse for not being hireable. the worst is autphag, who evidently fancies himself the world's greatest intellect. yet, zero friends,zero prospects, and cannot wipe his ass. i still do not get how autists and spergs think trans life will make them someone ppl want to be around, i want to pass laws to make spectrum ppl banned from trans life. they ruin it for the norms who will kill theirselves anyway.

This can't be real. Autphag was an unemployed tranny shitting himself while threatening his shrink this whole time? Why did this take so long to come out?

>>216711

it was all going down on minichan, which like 7 tinychatters from 3 years ago care about. mostly that dumb girl that nick bate was grooming before everyone went all perverted justice on his ass.

i find it funny that autphag cannot wipe his ass, and he's like a mascot, nick bate cannot, and he's evil. the latter at least created art.

also FUCK YOU HOMOR. i'm outta here for months. time lappse /cow/ is hill-larr

>>216715

Random drive by attack on Homor. That's weird.

>>215258

pretty fuckable, i'd say.

>>216709

It is. You can't wipe your ass around that. It starts to become an autistic excuse when you still have it in you 20s or hell 30s. Look at the home remedies. It boils down to drinking a lots of water, stop eating crap and limiting diary products to exclude lactose intollerance and then making poo in the loo at certain times of the day. That's it! I don't see any reason why a grown ass man should suffer from pathological pants shitting.

>>216722

Maybe he was molested and now can't stomach the thought of a hand down there. It would explain a lot . Like why he wants to fuck grannies.

Also I think autism must come with bowel problems like how downs comes with hearing ones. It's one of the first symptoms before the child comes down with all the social ones. That's one of the things that anti vaccine people point to as "evidence" since it occurs around the same age that vaccines are recommended. Some kind of developmental glitch.

When Autphag detransitions, which male name will he choose? Will he embrace his negroidery and choose a Celtic one like Kevin Kat Kieran Hache? Will he cling to another fad disorder from the autism spectrum? Only time will tell.

>>229970

It's not that I will detransition by choice, of course. It's all in the plan of the conspiracy, for there is, a very, very large plan. And of course, with no benefit of fair media coverage and a potential for my incarceration to follow very shortly, nobody's going to know the details.

I will die the carrier of Christ which I was no better than programmed into being.

Anyway, if you want updated on my brief ward stay, Minichan has a post entitled "Let us create more drama!!" (Or something along those lines); towards the bottom is my post as Alba Gal.

I love it when cows come directly to us.

>>229972

http://minichan.org/topic/55434#reply_721611

>I'm almost worried that the prophetic quality of my April 2016 correspondence will come not only to bite me, but potentially all autists, on the backside.

What April 2016 correspondence?

>>229992

Doctors possess it, thanks to my idiotic delivery of it, and its dissemination will have occurred in secret even if its.d destruction of public notability by way of wiping its presence becomes an occurrence, when all I had wanted was fairness, parity and justice, greater than that obtained by my own unjust kangaroo persecution, and the entirety of British society will ecentually become adversely.affected by it. That is the danger. Ask Sapphire, kook or WSD for details.

<Psychamberpathy> My hands can never be cut off from me and at this juncyure you only exist to serve a reminder of that

I beg to differ.

>>214664

Good on Negi for growing a spine and washing his hands of that fat quapa pig. I feel sorry for Negi having gone through what Autphag put him through with rinsing him of money and stealing his yt channel.

does anyone have a comprehensive list of all of the "friends" Autphag has managed to alienate over the years?

>>215258

are you that faggot who like 2 years ago we told to be a tranny in order to piss off other trannies because you could be a more competent tranny as far as trannies go?