65494d No.209024
All hail the new King of Cuck. Think he still has his WiiU or nah?
65494d No.209025
I think he looks like a skinnier more well groomed null.
Same massive gap between the eyes.
65494d No.209026
Came here just to check if this guy is here.
You're doing God's work, anon
65494d No.209031
Their wedding jesus christ.
65494d No.209032
65494d No.209035
this is empty
there is so much about him now, I came here to see if Ive missed anything and instead nothing
for shame /cow/ for shame
65494d No.209037
>>209035
KF has a big thread on both of them, no one on /cow/ cares about these gamergate PA requests.
65494d No.209038
>>209031
that's actually sadder than burch's, I think.
65494d No.209039
>Feminist's husband is a wimpy white guy who is a massive pushoever
>Feminist then cheats on husband nigh immediately
>Husband is okay with this because being upset that your wife is having sex with other men is a symptom of toxic masculinity
Where's the cloning factory for these people?
65494d No.209040
>>209039
>Where's the cloning factory for these people?
San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, and the East-Coast facility is in Boston.
65494d No.209041
>monogamy is a right-wing lie, like meritocracy and fun
65494d No.209042
>>209037
Yeah, Kiwi already has tons of that GG eceleb shit disguised as cow threads. I come here to read about people that actually do something funny.
65494d No.209044
>>209042
>I come here to read about people that actually do something funny.
a guy who sits a toy on his lap while reading a book about "polyamorous" relationships in order to get accustomed to his wife being a hooker is pretty funny.
65494d No.209045
Kiwi Farms is totally shoving this guy down our throats. This isn't a lolcow you speds, a weirdo with a weirdo wife. I know shit's dry out there but you can't just manufacture a fucking lolcow because you have some social media attached to someone and you can't just manufacture a lolcow because they believe something weird. There is no underlying cocks, that's why your threads are just faggots farming ratings.
Null you created a gigantic cocksucking circlejerk. Keep your spasts in your crib, this shit is retarded.
65494d No.209049
>>209046
No, he's right. Stop bumping this shit with garbage taken right off the Kiwi Farms. No one here cares. There's a reason the thread was dead before you started dumping.
65494d No.209072
This guy makes Peter Coffin look like War Machine.
65494d No.209081
>>209031
oh my god it's more pathetic than Anthony Burch's wedding.
65494d No.209087
>>209024
>be Jake Rapp
>Beta orbiter
>meet 2/10 looking SJW
>marry her in the saddest way imagineable
>she works for nintendo while literally whoring herself out and supporting pedos
>you have to cope because you're too much of a pussy to say "No, fucking stop this, you'll lose your job because of you attraction to dick"
>Become "Polyamourus" or some shit and start literally sucking dick too
>Wifey gets fired for supporting pedos and being a whore
>You're broke, your wife won't make love to you, and you're a literal pussywhipped cuck.
AN HERO WHEN
65494d No.209088
>>209087
Also
LITERAL HOUSEHUSBAND
65494d No.209089
>>209031
are we sure that isn't burch? It looks at lot like his house from HAWP
65494d No.209090
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>>209089
it's apparently Rapp's parents' house.
65494d No.209091
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>>209090
He still has a wii u?
65494d No.209092
>>209091
until the divorce, I guess.
65494d No.209096
>>209092
Don't any of you guys think that this will make him more horney?
I mean cucks should not be considered people, I mean imagine her holding a negro cock and his cock to see the sizes of the cawks, while she orders his cuck husband to bend the knee and while she jacks off and suck off the negro, while he gets forced to get spunk on his face, and forced to lick the spunk off the cock.
His manly brain was lost forever when this happen to him.
He could handle her getting fucked by a negro but he can't handle her being fucked by fat businessmen and Nintendo employees.
are we witnessing a suicide?
65494d No.209098
>>209096
We are not interested in your sexual fantasies, anon.
65494d No.209099
please to be enjoyering this transformative media remix (transformrative meda remiXXXes concept (c) septembr 11 2001 josh macintosh)
65494d No.209102
65494d No.209104
>>209096
anon i sense you've preped a bull or two
65494d No.209106
this is just sad. this guy is worse then burch and thats saying something.
65494d No.209110
65494d No.209116
>>209098
Not my fantasy
>>209104
thank you sir, I always knew I would be a good erotic fiction writer.
65494d No.209117
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>>209110
what's the cat's prostitute name?
65494d No.209123
>>209110
I wonder if he actually had any takers. Especially female.
I did a little "dancing" and "entertaining" when I was younger, but never stopped to outright escort. Did one bachelorette party. Never again. Drunk aggressive woman with sharp press on nails. I can only imagine how aggressive a woman could get with an actual male prostitute, but if I got my nipple pinched doing what I was doing and my back scratched I don't even want to think about it. Things they probably would not do to their actual boyfriends, which I imagine would be the entire point of hiring someone. It could get weird real fast. I mean you don't hire a prostitute for a night of gentle passionate lovemaking, unless you're a wizard.
65494d No.209125
why do faggots insist on spamming threads about this nobody and his slag wife on /v/?
65494d No.209126
>>209123
Also why the hell would you tell people that you're an avid video game playing expresso snob that binge watches Netflix in your advertisement? "Pick me, I like video games and Netflix". It might as well say "I prefer PlayStation over Xbox". No woman or man looking for an escort is going to give a shit. It hardly applies to an OK cupid profile, and then the person might have to actually put up with your gaming or coffee snobbery. If hired as a date then he has to play a role. His real personality would be irrelevant. I imagine more woman request someone who can pretend to be a dentist or vet for the night then a video game playing coffee snob. Even when you strip you don't tell people true details of your personal life. You say you're going to medical school or going through the police academy. It's about fantasy. If they wanted a geeky gamer they'd go on OK cupid.
65494d No.209128
>>209126
Maybe he is a one of em gay for pay escorts?
65494d No.209134
>>209099
His whole demeanor is so effeminate and cucked what the fuck
65494d No.209137
HIS DICK HAS THE SAME PIERCING AS HIS WIFE'S NOSE
65494d No.209139
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>>209134
>that pose
>that facial expression
>that lavender shirt
65494d No.209140
65494d No.209141
>>209031
>>209117
>Prostitutes himself in the same shirt he got married in
65494d No.209142
65494d No.209144
This is worst than Burch what happened to Burch was a quick process, who knows how Long Jake has been cucked, you know the first person a escort fucks is a close friend as a test….who was it in jake's case? his friend? his brother? his dad? her ex?
65494d No.209159
>crossposting shitty Kiwifag-tier cows on /cow/
no thanks
65494d No.209174
>>209144
>dunkey gets fucked over by various companies because he fucked up by getting an expensive ass rent
>then meets a 9/11 grill
>he somehow hit the jackpot
>every e-celeb and manifestation has some retard thing going on in the background
what the fuck
65494d No.209179
>>209159
You are deadly wrong, this guy could surpass anthony burch's levels. This still is in development
65494d No.209180
65494d No.209181
65494d No.209182
>>209174
she sounds like an abortion tho.
65494d No.209183
>>209088
>a fucking househusband
65494d No.209188
Is this man literally more pathetic than Burch?
65494d No.209189
65494d No.209191
>>209188
It's not even close.
At least Aunt Tony's (now ex) wife pretended to care about him. It was his dumbshit idea to suggest polygamy which led her to realize how much better other men were.
65494d No.209192
>>209191
He's been cucked to the level of sugar daddy.
He pays for everything since she lost her job, while she spends her own hooking money, and uses his place to turn tricks.
He's the voyeur spectator at this point.
65494d No.209193
>>209128
And hot think the gay guy wants a video game playing beverage snob? If he wanted that he'd go to a gay bar and look for the most pathetic looking person in the room.
65494d No.209196
>>209144
Is that the annoying cunt who always talks in his videos?
65494d No.209198
Why do you people post gamergate shit on /cow/? >>>/ggrevolt/
65494d No.209201
>>209174
more like
>dunkey works wage slave jobs while making videos
>hits post million views machima convinces him he is gonna be a millionaie
>get dallas apt cause assumes that Korean bitch is gonna be his waifu
>she just wanted the you tube views, she's still fucking 3 guys
>dunkey has to move back in with parents, meets a 5/10 half asian bitch with the worst facial features of both races
>constant fear he might lose her
>friends with a bunch of catty fucks like sky
65494d No.209203
>>209198
/cow/ is a board for laughing at autists, not being autists
65494d No.209204
Need some deets on Alison Rapp being a whore
Is this what people meant by her having a second job or is being a whore in addition to having a second job?
65494d No.209209
>>209204
people assume the sexy cosplay modeling was her second job, no one had any clue she sucked dick for money
65494d No.209212
>Wife is a hooker who fucks other men
>You're a hooker too
>You also fuck other men
This is the ideal SJW dream relationship.
65494d No.209222
>>209191
I'll be honest. I can't believe there's someone out there who's a bigger cuck than Burch.
I know everyone's already said it but god damn it does my head in.
65494d No.209223
>>209222
Shit posted the wrong image.
Now I don't care enough to post the other one.
65494d No.209224
Can this even really be called a relationship? Instead of, you know, abuse or something?
65494d No.209228
>>209212
And he even states that he's not really attracted to men. He's purely getting with guys because his wife pushed him into this.
>>209209
Yeah initially caught that she had posted some lewd photos on twitter which made them think there was just some odd modeling job. How naive we were to think such a thing.
65494d No.209229
>>209203
He's right you know. Jake is a huge cuck, but this really is a low effort thread (as is the Zoe one.) Even moviebob is getting pretty exhausted
65494d No.209230
>>209222
It's impossible to outcuck Anthony Burch. Even if you manage it by some amazing luck, all that you'll be doing is cucking him out of the top place, making him the biggest cuck again.
65494d No.209231
>>209230
So you're saying Anthony Burch is the platonic ideal of cuckoldry?
65494d No.209234
>>209088
>a man cooking
>a man crossdressing for a joke
Stop the fucking presses!
This guy isn't a cow. He's not even funny.
Burch is funny because he suggested the open relationship and then proceeded to get no pussy while his wife got so much dick she divorced him. This guy is clearly not comfortable with polyamory and he's still doing better with it than Burch.
The only noteworthy thing about this guy is that he let his wife pressure him into being bi. Oh, and he looks exactly like Burch. That actually is a little funny.
65494d No.209235
>>209234
RIDF pls go.
we're here to ruin womens' lives and chew bubblegum, and we're all out of gum. 14/88, hail totalbiscuit.
65494d No.209239
>>209234
>This guy isn't a cow. He's not even funny.
Hello jake, are you done cleaning the cum stains from other men in your bed?
65494d No.209240
>>209235
I'm no fan of moral clauses in contracts. Remember how the woman from the technical virgin fake ads was later fired from her job on a popular children's show over said ads? Where was the outrage then though?
It is weird that gamer gate would have focused on this person's past as an escort though. It doesn't appear to fit agenda, unless she was also fucking her way up the chain or game reviewers then it doesn't belong on the same side of this debate about ethics in gaming. It's like when Bill Clinton got his dick sucked and got brought into the investigation over supposed murder ordered by the white house. Seems just s little out of place.
Still gamers did not create the clause in her contract. That's on Nintendo. If they don't like it they should go after Nintendo for having the policy. Don't hate the player, hate the game.
65494d No.209242
>>209239
Epic rebuttal, /b/rother.
65494d No.209247
>>209228
>He's purely getting with guys because his wife pushed him into this.
How is this not an abusive relationship?
65494d No.209250
>>209240
the only relevance gamergate has here is that if certain people weren't so fixated on making gamergate the boogeyman behind everything they don't like, none of this would probably have come out.
>Nintendo fires some whore for being a whore: nobody cares
>Nintendo fires some whore, dangerhairs screech that gamergate got her fired by harassing her so hard: gamergate autists go "it wasn't us, so what actually happened" and find semi-lewds on her twitter.
it probably would've stopped there, but the aGG autists kept shrieking about gamergate harassing women so hard they get fired, and/or misogyny because she had lewds while daring to not be Mercedes "Nacho Shield" Carrerra.
and because these west-coast speds don't understand that their autism will never beat gamergate's autism, they had to keep doubling and quadrupling down on their narrative until we got to this point where we've seen some cuckold's prince albert.
65494d No.209253
>>209024
>using best ME character as a substitute for projecting one's own degeneracy
65494d No.209257
>>209242
>le ebin b-tard joke
Jake jake jake, you have to face the fact that your gf can't stop sucking dicks for a minute
65494d No.209258
A pedo support group actually is now trying to defend Rapp from "bigots" and trying to support SJW pedos.
65494d No.209259
>>209258
I bet the few surviving sex positive will jump on it too for the escort part
65494d No.209260
65494d No.209261
>>209257
You sure showed me that this is a quality topic with tons of cocks, /b/rother!
You're definitely making a great case for Jake being funny by accusing everyone who disagrees of being Jake.
65494d No.209262
>>209261
Funny is subjective jake is a human train wreck and some of us like to watch those, you people attempting to narrow down cows to Cwc clones remind me of the ethics cucks
65494d No.209263
>>209240
>>209250
It was Alison's responses to fans even before the whole CP laws tweets. Acting unprofessional on twitter is typical of tiny indie dev, but big name companies are supposed to be above that. Even the official Sonic twitter that shitposts all day doesn't insult its fans.
So Nintendo fans don't like the censorship and edits and meme writing done in Fatal Frame V, Xenoblade X, and Fire Emblem Fates. Alison evens owns up to naming the Fatal Frame trailer as "Spoopy", deeming it one of her best acts done in the company. People didn't like it and complained. All these complaints, she did stated back, "God, get a life, nerds!" to it all. Would people like Reggie saying that to them? Would any self-respecting company have PR managers rile up their main demographics? No.
We mentioned it to Nintendo in the continuing letters that were being sent. Meanwhile some searched through her tweets for proof of her unprofessionalism to send when they found her mentioning multiple times about decriminalizing CP and lowering the age of consent. That came out of left field. Even the Wayne Foundation got eyes on her from it. Some mentioned it to Nintendo as further fuel to her unprofessional character. A bit of a questionable angle, but Nintendo's fired people with more seniority over lesser reasons (translator in Treehouse for years was terminated for mentioning that Xenoblade 1 was too niche on a podcast unaffiliated with Nintendo). Nothing seemed to come of that mudslinging and people moved on.
Finally, after being fired and riling up the twittersphere, Nintendo publicly stated that it wasn't over online controversy (as in the complaints and CP talk), but her moonlighting, which no one was even aware of. People dug for any sign of said second job and found her promoting cheeky photo sets, some with her holding a 3DS. We all sorta laugh that those racy pics were the reason, if sort of a weak but fair business reason to terminate. The escort site digging was hysterical of a find that had all the answers to the firing. This on top of Alison's ranting how she got reprimanded multiple times for stuff like her tattoos and nose ring being a no-no for the face of PR.
In short, Alison Rapp's termination was all her fault, despite multiple second chances she was given. The GG factor was from her being unprofessional at her job and to fans.
65494d No.209268
So, has this gruesome twosome been doxed yet? Just curious.
65494d No.209271
>>209268
Think I saw in a Kiwi thread that they live with her parents.
Also Alison's hooking was proven because she left the EXIF data on the pics from her escort site, so I guess dox is out there…
65494d No.209276
>>209263
Most people thought "moonlighting" probably meant camming, especially in the context of the cheesecake she advertised on her Twitter.
65494d No.209282
>>209271
Some Kiwi found Jake's dox. Dunno if the pair live together, though. He's probably enough of a cuck to live separately from her.
65494d No.209285
>>209260
ahahahaha jesus motherfucking christ this entire thing
>boywiki dot org
NOPE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
'You may also like'
>Minor-attracted Pers aka @pedomisstood
>@pedophileGL
>@enderphile
>@lexBoylover
65494d No.209292
>jewish beta
>fucks guys to virtue-signal
>wife is literal prostitute
OY VEY GO-GUYS NO ONE CARES STOP BUMPING THIS SHIT KIWIFARMS
65494d No.209299
>>209260
>>209285
Christ on a bike, it's PIDF HQ.
https://twitter.com/Securityconcern
It's pretty much guaranteed that this guy has some fucked up skeletons in his closet(read:dungeon).
Might be worth looking into after rappture, but I feel like alphabet organizations will be parked outside my house.
65494d No.209300
https://archive.is/vkbD5
look ma im the world's biggest whore
>>209299
We just need Todd Niggerson to chime in now
65494d No.209303
>>209299
>non-pedos are ticking time bombs
>pedos aren't
nuke it from orbit
65494d No.209305
>>209271
>Think I saw in a Kiwi thread that they live with her parents.
>they live with her parents.
What the fuck do these shits do with their money that they can't afford a place for themselves?
>she left the EXIF data on the pics from her escort site
>uploading whoring pics with geolocation data
What a fucking retard…
>>209282
> He's probably enough of a cuck to live separately from her.
Of all the things jake did thats the least cuck-ish of all
Thats how bad it is
>>209299
> I feel like alphabet organizations will be parked outside my house
More like the other way around, how come this fucko isn't getting arrested for this shit?
65494d No.209314
>>209300
you know if i was gonna be a male whore i'd atleast hit the gym and not dress like a reject from the village people.
>>209303
bet this guy knows a lot about rape
65494d No.209321
>>209314
He's not technically in bad shape. He's just not super buff. He could stand a little more tone, but he's not even fat or skinny. I think the bigger thing is the lack of man manscaping. A little wax, or at least a clipper. I can only imagine how out of control his pubes are.
65494d No.209323
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65494d No.209325
>>209321
well see the issue with that is that it's not that hard to get someone like jake in a gay bar for the price of a appletini, gay escorts are held to a little higher standards of beauty and fashion because it's suppose to be above what you can get in five mins at your local chocolate starfish
Sheesh when I was full castro boy mode i spent more time in the gym than i ever did attracting women. There's a reason why sjws hate gay guys, it takes some effort to look good in the community
65494d No.209333
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Daily reminder, mental illness is now just special snowflakism
>woman lives at cat
>woman blinds herself cause she wants to live as a blind woman
>48 year old man who lives as 6 year old girl
>Olympic hero who is straight and hates gay people launded as a trans hero
Fuck the race war now…can we just have a nuclear winter?
65494d No.209335
>>209333
>can we just have a nuclear winter?
Hopefully those trips will be enough for Kek to grant you your wish.
65494d No.209347
>>209314
>you know if i was gonna be a male whore i'd atleast hit the gym
Being ripped is toxic masculinity.
besides this guy clearly is a bottom
65494d No.209348
>>209347
even bottoms have to look good anyone can take it in the ass, it takes some decent looks to make money doing it
65494d No.209350
>>209323
7/10 ass, gotta admit. Not even gay, but there's just a bit there. He should shave his legs and become a /cuteboy/.
65494d No.209352
>>209350
>be jake
>be a cuck people are laughing at you
>forced to take cock for money cause wifey says so
>after some time you decide to go trans as well, work out constantly, HRC does magic despite your age
>you are a better looking woman than your wife
>steal her old job at nintendo, her dad kicks her out as he prefers your company to hers
>she can't do shit cause trans shield
Won't happen but would he escape the hell if it did?
65494d No.209357
>>209352
>cut off cock, take hormones, suck dick for money, work for jewtendo
He would still be in hell. There's only one escape for Jake.
65494d No.209361
>>209357
don't cut off cock ever, thats where wu went wrong
No one who is cool with trans wants a floppy beef patter but frank.
Tits and cock all day
65494d No.209363
>>209209
wait she's a legit whore?
65494d No.209366
>>209350
Yes, he definitely needs a little manscaping. Especially in the front.
65494d No.209380
>>209366
Maybe his wife likes all that hair.
65494d No.209401
>>209044
Ah, nope, it's just sad.
65494d No.209404
>>209380
Then why isn't he getting sex more regularly?
65494d No.209415
>>209099
who is that bald guy again?
65494d No.209416
>>209333
>can we just have a nuclear winter?
Thats just defeatism, I want to live my life regardless of these sad fucks existing or not
If I became a billionaire I might as well fund some death squads to go after this socjus scum
65494d No.209419
>>209333
A psychologist helped? OK we fucked up. Time to set the clock back, with extreme prejudice. Nuke the world.
65494d No.209508
>>209404
Maybe he's terrible in bed.
65494d No.209509
>>209416
just yank wellfare and use that money to improve quality of life and economic
Think about it how many of these fucks would claim disability and HRC treatments if they ahd to pay for that shit themselves? I believe in social safety nets but wellfare has turned into a hand out for the people who purposely fuck up.
if i ever used it i would get less than 200 but if i had 3-5 children with no father i would get near 2 k monthly, add some disabilities in that and i would make more than i do now working
65494d No.209519
>>209285
>>boywiki dot org
"BoyWiki is an exciting opportunity for us, as boylovers, to record and preserve our own history, culture, and heritage. If it's of interest to boylovers, it belongs on BoyWiki"
what the actual fuck??
65494d No.209522
>>209519
it's all greek to me. ;^)
65494d No.209682
>>209325
>escorts are held to a little higher standard of beauty
This is why I'm not even sure if he got any man action. Maybe the "cute boy" allison made him date? And of course that time his wife stuck a vibrator up his ass, but that doesn't count for this.
Actually, maybe the "cute boy" was the vibrator all along.
It's really easy to get laid as a gay even if you're not a jock or twink, but expecting someone to pay money when you're just average looking? lolno.
The only clients he would get are the morbidly obese/physically or mentally disabled people. Like chris.
Even people with HIV/AIDs can get regular sex (always read grindr profiles/messages thoroughly before meeting someone, /cow/boys)
65494d No.209961
I can't believe Alison Rapp is the hill these salty anti-gg fucks are chosing to die on.
I can't believe Australia's good game tv show did a retarded segment on this. The national broadcaster thought this abject fucking cuckery was newsworthy on Australia's premier gaming show.
Also, Alison Rapp looks creepy and non-human, am I the only one to see this? She looks like a shuddercow, like the chick from 'under the skin'. No A-logging, straight up douche chills…
65494d No.209962
I can't believe Alison Rapp is the hill these salty anti-gg fucks are chosing to die on. I can't believe Australia's good game did a retarded segment on this. The national broadcaster thought this cuckery was newsworthy on Australia's premier gaming show.
Alison Rapp looks creepy and non-human, am I the only one to see this? She looks like a shuddercow, like the chick from 'under the skin'. No A-logging, straight up douche chills…
65494d No.209963
>>209962
sociopaths usually have some pretty weird facial ticks
65494d No.209984
>>209962
Her chin is fairly misshapen looking from several angles.
65494d No.210021
>>209961
>good game did a retarded segment on this
Let me guess, Hex did all the talking and Bajo the cuck just nodded throughout the whole segment. Also obligatory I fingered Hex in a nightclub
65494d No.210022
>>209682
You know if I was a buff gay man I'd make sure my tan went all around my body instead of giving the effect of wearing pink yoga pants
65494d No.210031
>>210022
Pink goes well with gay and you look less nude if the tan goes all over. Tan lines are sexy
65494d No.210040
>>209350
That's just because the vertical stripes, anon.
65494d No.210064
>>210040
His ass is legit fuckable. He can go work in gay porn in some "guys next doors" themed scenes.
65494d No.210067
>>209508
How do you fuck up sex?
65494d No.210078
>>210040
Those are horizontal lines, anon. And his ass is totally fuckable. The rest of him looks really punchable.
>>210067
Some day, when you have sex you'll understand how some people can be bad at it.
65494d No.210079
>>210040
Those are horizontal lines, anon. And his ass is totally fuckable. The rest of him is really punchable.
>>210067
Some day, when you have sex you'll understand how some people can be bad at it.
65494d No.210083
>>210081
Considering that you have a different ID, I wouldn't assume that you haven't had sex, anon. This isn't wizardchan.
65494d No.210280
http://rentmen.com/male-escort-videos/play/21010
Has anyone been able to grab the one escort video of his? It looks like it's still up, although he took down his account.
65494d No.210287
>>210067
few ways , pre mature ejaculation and small dick with a lack of any oral skills to make up for it is probably jake's fuck up
65494d No.210485
>>209263
Wait wait, is she just PR or did she handle the localization?
65494d No.210486
>>210485
both, she had input same as dinah had input on robot design for MN9
65494d No.210497
>>209300
>We just need Todd Niggerson to chime in now
well…
http://archive.is/EjnQT
65494d No.210506
>>209961
>>209962
>not knowing how cucked ausfag tv is
Its almost as bad as gaynada's
>>210497
>giving a shit about kotaku
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65494d No.210542
>>210021
It was the bearded goony man cuck, mate. the nu-male pisant who has infected the show. Remember when based junglist was on the show? Seems like an age ago.
But, yeah, the poly shit shown here seems like a way to abuse soft left beta males. No loss. Hopefully he'll drift out of this sick abuse eventually.
65494d No.210563
>>210542
Are you capable of expressing yourself without maymays?
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65494d No.210579
What gets me is, how did this not come to light sooner?
Wouldn't Nintendo have noticed Alison taking long trips to fuck people?
65494d No.210603
>>209961
She looks like an animorphed pterodactyl.
65494d No.210623
>>209509
>if i ever used it i would get less than 200 but if i had 3-5 children with no father i would get near 2 k monthly
Can you even feed that many kids with just 2k a month?
>>210579
These kind of really over-the-top fuckups tend to be kept underwraps sometimes to avoid a backlash to the company, specially given the current context where a know-nothing bitch in tech is more valuable than 100 engineers because vagina
65494d No.210662
>>210287
Do Oral/manual "Skill" can really compensate for a minuscule dick though? seems like bullshit to me.
65494d No.210664
>>209508
WTF is this pic shopped or taken at a weird angle? he looks like a serious manlet, like 5'6" serious.
This explains everything if so…
65494d No.210669
>>210662
not ina complete way but getting a girl off one or twice before you actually fuck can make the whole;e thing more enjoyable
angles also help, jake is probably bad at everything though
65494d No.210670
>>210623
you can feed 2 kids on 300 a month so i imagine yes plus most ghetto families also have a elderly parent who has SS and does most of the child watching
65494d No.210700
>>210623
It's possible, especially if you budget. You sure as fuck won't be eating out or having fancy dinners, especially when you consider other needs like proper clothing and bills, but it's most definitely possible. Depending on where you live, you can even get breakfast AND lunch for free or extremely cheap from your children's schools, only leaving you to worry about dinner- even during summer periods!
Now, I say possible, not likely, because it takes a responsible person to budget for six mouths and lets face it, if you were the responsible sort, you wouldn't have five fucking kids despite knowing all about your circumstances. There are genuine exceptions of course, people who really have fallen on hard times, perhaps due to medical issues or even a death of a spouse, but going off of the lady that dropped by my work a few months back that needed multiple slips for each of her five kids (because they -each- had a different father), this is a rare exception.
65494d No.210708
>>210623
>Can you even feed that many kids with just 2k a month?
Living in a shithole probably helps.
>These kind of really over-the-top fuckups tend to be kept underwraps sometimes to avoid a backlash to the company, specially given the current context where a know-nothing bitch in tech is more valuable than 100 engineers because vagina
But Nintendo fired her. Eventually.
I'm just wondering what took them so long. They might not have known she was a whore but I guarantee someone would have noticed if she wasn't showing up for work because she's taking long fuck holidays with her clients. The only logical explanation is that the 'Let's go away together' option didn't have many takers.
65494d No.210711
>>210708
> 'Let's go away together' option didn't have many takers.
Pretty much. Imagine you can afford a mid-priced "escort" ; Are you going with the "classic" kept woman look, the quasi-porn star , OR do you want to spend a dinner listening to some tatted up skank with arrested development talk about Marxism?
I'm willing to bet the only clients she had were the kind that made her wear pigtails and call them "daddy".
65494d No.210713
>>210711
>Pretty much. Imagine you can afford a mid-priced "escort" ; Are you going with the "classic" kept woman look, the quasi-porn star , OR do you want to spend a dinner listening to some tatted up skank with arrested development talk about Marxism?
Problem is, these San Francisco hipsters have a lot of money and very little sense.
65494d No.210716
>>210708
it might have been like dinah, dinah only contributed at all at first than she just stayed because the company was worried about bad pr and conflict of good employees standing up for her
Rapp probably shit his pants and did nothing but sit on the net all day at the point she was fired and nintendo just ignored her until she became too loud of a issue.
I used to work with former PR manager of mythic entertainment before she married a rich kid who owned part of G4. she sat on AOL for 5 hours as part of her shift and she only got the job cause she was a former miss new york
65494d No.210720
>>210700
> the lady that dropped by my work a few months back that needed multiple slips for each of her five kids (because they -each- had a different father)
Off topic but is that in America and was she black?
65494d No.210747
>>210563
No…
Not really…
Seeing as Kek is our Goddess and meme magic has changed reality, why would I want to?
65494d No.210830
>>210711
>>210713
Her only takers were more likely for sex, these alt-skank types can give you a mean BJ right after you just fucked them in the ass, they wont even bother to wipe your cock before giving you a deepthroat
65494d No.210835
>>210747
Yeah, I'm quite sure you will punish me with your maymay magick.
65494d No.210886
>>210835
Look mate, I'm truly worried about Jake. He seems so malleable. Imagine the implications….
What's wrong, cuck?, scared of the truth?
65494d No.210922
>>210708
>But Nintendo fired her. Eventually.
"Eventually" is the key word here, my point was is that a company might be well aware of whats going on but then considering the implications of firing someone. They probably knew about this whore's hijinks for a while yet didn't shit his pants and do nothing because firing her out of the blue would have created a considerable backlash
They only did it when the backlash of not firing her seemed even worse
>>210886
Not that guy but I don't give a shit about this cuck, the best he could do now is kill himself in a very spectacular way and blame his pimp (the pedobitch) for everything, thus creating a shitstorm no sjw could hope to put out
65494d No.210927
>>210922
I suppose my sympathy is somewhat feigned. It's interesting that so many people get scammed into this sjw cult.
I can't believe he was hooked into publicly displays of degeneracy. From a cowboy's perspective it's fascinating. Though admittedly Dante's weird self-doxxing, would be a right-wing equivalent.
These people are willing to virtue-signa themselves out of a job.
65494d No.211056
>>210927
>It's interesting that so many people get scammed into this sjw cult.
Not really, social media is the cult of narcissism, they do whatever it takes, literally WHATEVER-IT-TAKES to remain (relatively) popular and that includes this level of self-destructive behavior, because its somewhat trendy right now ergo they have to do it
On the other hand….
>These people are willing to virtue-signa themselves out of a job.
….you have to wonder if they were ever gonna get there, I mean a lot of these SJW types seem to be shit, just shit, there isn't even one of them with true talent or abilities that put them truly above average, they never excelled at anything
65494d No.211141
>>211056
So I guess this keep the general dialogue in /cow/ from turning into the general /pol/ talk (the majority of 8channers being right wing presumably), we'll need to perhaps set up a list or diagram showing how to get julay and salt from lolcows who are sjw.
Focus on the need for self-affirmation via endless twitter virtue-signalling (Peter Coffin) or even fucking funding a documentary about themselves (Arthur Chu).
Then compare against the reality of their lives, the standard hypocrisy present. The Rapp case having been created when anons were pissed of over her flippant approach to their concerns about localization.
65494d No.216041
he showed up on Kiwi Farms today and embarrassed them all lol. 5 pages of Kiwis being little shitheads and him being a normal dude.
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/jake-rapp.19301/page-86#post-1572630
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65494d No.216432
>>216041
>>216412
I'll give him this, he's being as normal as he can for what kind of guy he is. He goes in and they seem like they're going to A-Log and towards the end they look like they want to be his friend and for him to think they're cool, only "trolling" him again once he logs off.
It's entirely due to them being pathetic as opposed to him being cool or normal, but yeah, the legitimate cuck actually comes off as better there.
65494d No.216448
How the hell did I miss this thread? This dude is fuck pathetic.
65494d No.216614
>>216041
>Then there's all the "Jake how do you feel your wife is getting fucked by other dudes" and it's just, I don't really know how to explain myself other than - no, it doesn't bother me.
Yeah that's not being normal so much as being a proud cuck.
The guy is sticking with a woman with BPD that has defended child pornography and lost her job because of her night job of selling her ass (and getting poor ratings with it). And now she's still trying to profit off of her body by selling nudes of herself which is something that's going to follow her for a lot longer than the shenanigans she'd engaged in prior.
People with BPD essentially destroy the lives of those around them even if they're nice for a while, so either Jake is going to suffer from this lunatic or they'll split while she makes wild claims of how awful he is to all their friends.
65494d No.262506
>>209193
Hey, I am gay I would not let this cuck anywhere near my cock. I like fucking men, not beta male pussies following their SJW Fiance's lead.
65494d No.262516
Good news /cow/boys, Mr. Cuck has fled his crazy wife's coop. Bad news is he's left behind the dog in her care, and she's still a trainwreck like she's always been.
65494d No.262518
>>262516
> Mr. Cuck has fled his crazy wife's coop.
Did she leave him for a new cuck?
65494d No.262522
What a completely boring faggot. Nobody ever likes or retweets him. Why does he even bother having a twitter?
65494d No.262523
>>262522
Forgot his fascinating tweet.
65494d No.262524
>>262518
No, he left her for some other lady and left her to the hoards of thirsty patreon and twitter betas,
65494d No.262541
>>262518
Surprisingly, Jake seems to have been the one to pursue the initial separation by moving in with Fran, his poly partner, not long after Alison was fired and he quit his job. This caused Alison to freak the fuck out. https://archive.is/f1jat
>Last night, I hurt myself. Pretty badly. I don’t want to bother getting into why I did it, because that’s not really the point. There are seemingly infinite numbers of reasons people “want” to feel physical pain when they’re emotionally hurting, and to be honest I’m still — more than a decade since I first started doing it — trying to figure out why I do it.
>How did I do it? I’m not a cutter, and never have been — I’m too much of a wuss. Cutting is painful, but unless done in a particular way with the definite intention to kill yourself, doesn’t typically produce lasting physical impairments beyond scarring.
>Instead, I bash my head and strangle myself. Last night, I punched myself a few times. Hard. And then I threw my head against my bedroom wall. After that, I got a belt out of my closet, and choked myself until I saw stars; I did that three or four times.
>This morning, I woke up with a throbbing headache, and it’s still there. I apparently punched the right side of my head so hard that just lying on that spot on a pillow hurts. And I have a bit of black eye, though I don’t remember hitting myself in the face.
>Each time I do these things to myself, I don’t just make scars — I destroy my brain, little by little. When I first told my psychiatrist that I’d been having memory issues, she wasn’t surprised; she told me it’s highly likely I’ve been giving myself concussions.
https://archive.is/nN9oJ
>I don’t hear voices. Nobody tells me to hit myself or get a belt out of the closet and wrap it around my neck. Nobody but me, anyway.
It's no wonder that their marriage went to shit and Jake got the fuck out of there.
65494d No.262543
>>262541
Someone should introduce this woman to boxed wine.
65494d No.262603
>>210664
Sounds like you've been spending too much time on /fit/.
65494d No.262617
>>209183
>not cleaning a house and playing vidya all day
easy mode life lad
65494d No.262638
>>209037
>>209045
>>209049
>>209159
>>209198
>>209229
>>209234
>muh gamergate boogeyman
>muh foxdicksperg boogeyman
>everything is muh gamergate boogeyman pa request if the lolcow in question is left-wing and/or not exactly the same subcategory as chrischan
>this lolcow isn't a lolcow because he's not a low-rent clone of chrischan
Go back to reddit.
>>209299
If the alphabet agencies have any sense, they'd be parking outside of the houses of the people that use that fucking site.
>>209333
Try patrolling the mojave.
>>210623
Is your concept of feeding a family one that makes everyone end up over 300 pounds? Jesus christ, that's more than enough money.
>>210708
Pussy pass or something. If a guy on a podcast gets fired for saying some meme game was niche, there's no other explanation for someone doing something far worse publicly not getting the same punishment sooner.
>tfw I get this far in the thread reading and responding and only just now noticed everything is from a year ago