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e82386 No.208588

I bet he's a wicked salt mine nowadays.

e82386 No.208593

Name one single funny thing that he has done? Pro tip: you can't because he wasn't even funny when he was trying to be funny on G4.


e82386 No.208595

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e82386 No.208596

>People still care about Adam Sessler.

Gamergate, please…


e82386 No.208601

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fucking hell that guys on something


e82386 No.208605

>>208593

Being a coke addled mess that can't handle internet banter is one.

I'd bet he has some weird skeletons that haven't been uncovered


e82386 No.208608

>>208596

>caring about Sessler ever

He was always the fidgety gimp who talked too much when I just wanted to see videos of some videogames. I'm happy he "betrayed" these people, they were retarded to like him to begin with.


e82386 No.208645

Think Sessler and Michael Kirkbride have the same dealer?


e82386 No.208662

>>208596

I don't even think KiA give a shit about him anymore


e82386 No.208682

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e82386 No.208721

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On one hand I want him to be torn down so badly… on the other, what the fuck does Sessler do now?

I know he's respected amongst the indie circlejerk faggot club bacause he was on da G4 and bought in to the who soc jus thing to not lose the only fan base he had conecting him to any work.

Seriously, Sessler is pathetic. I want him to be a lolcow so bad cause I hate him, but he can't even lol cow right


e82386 No.212353

where did this guy go? Fell off the face of the earth


e82386 No.212381

I miss classic X-Play, one of the many shows I grew up with. Too bad Adam turned out to be a libcuck SJW.


e82386 No.212385

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I met him at PAX South this year. He's a nice guy I took a pic with my Gameboy Camera. He smelled like he had been drinking a bit though.


e82386 No.212387

>>208588

I really don't remember anything this guy has done outside of tweaking like a motherfucker at that one E3 >>208682

Then again, I can hardly remember an interesting E3 since, so I guess he marks the beginning of a period of completely forgettable faggotry?


e82386 No.212432

>>212385

Probably the first time he saw a gameboy camera

All these wannabe gamer/geek types are so full of shit is no surprise they all went socjus to cover their asses when they get called out


e82386 No.212788

>>208593

Meet the Sess and the episode of XPlay with the robot he brainwashed into killing people were funny. Though the former became harsher in hindsight in light of Gamergate.

That said, if you take the corner gossip being spewed by whatshisface, that advise column shit, Adam's a huge meth head desperately trying to stay "relevant" by latching onto the SJW craze, and that he's alienated everyone from G4 except for Morgan with his addiction and new friends like Zoe Quinn, and even then, Morgan hates Zoe's guts/blames her for enabling Sessler's addiction and basically only continues to associate with Sess because she doesn't want to Adam's wife to deal with the scandal and tragedy of Adam overdosing and his hip feminist friends leaving him to die rather than getting him to a hospital.


e82386 No.216640

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>>212788

fuck man, thats sad.

and i can totally see all that happening.


e82386 No.216647

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I know this guy because of ReviewTechUsa giving him a goodbye kiss, I had no idea who the fuck was this guy, I watched his reviews on Rev3games they're boring as fuck, rev3games gets shut down, everyone cries and still no idea what was so special about it or him.

Is he your typical phony faggot who keeps shoving in your throat with catchphrases like:

"I REMEMBER PLAYING MARIO ON PS3, I shit his pants and did nothing BUT BITCH AND COMPLAIN AND I THINK I HAVE THE MORAL TO SAY FUCK YOU AND YOUR CIRCLEJERK HUGE VIDEOGAEM COMPANY"


e82386 No.216681

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Also didn't this guy get really mad and say that gamers are just as bad as chemical weapon dealers or some histrionic shit like that?


e82386 No.216688

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e82386 No.216690

>Sessler turned out to be the one who didn't really like video games, not morgan

oh the irony.

>>208721

>On one hand I want him to be torn down so badly… on the other, what the fuck does Sessler do now?

He runs this: http://www.theoryhead.com/gender/index.htm


e82386 No.224290

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>>212788

Morgan sounds based as fuck, any links to her spite towards Quinn and/or her take on Sessler's downward spiral into addiction would be much appreciated.


e82386 No.224297

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>>212788

I can believe that. It sucks hearing that.

Back when i was younger watching Sessler the guy was funny when it was XPlay on TechTv and not when it was bought out to G4 were he felt like he was forced to be funny which drove him insane wanting more freedom but in turn not realizing he needed to be around better people to keep him in line.

>Sessler turned out to be the one who didn't really like video games, not morgan

Actually anon this review would prove you wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg7MQUxSowA

This was an example of how badly she can be at reviewing a game she obviously was salty at. Morgan was not really a good reviewer on that show but was so good looking that everyone fell in love with her and called her a gaming goddess and do passable on reviews that she managed to be able to make enough money to then move on when XPlay was gone and marry someone rich. Shame she never modeled that much.


e82386 No.224687

>>212788

Holy shit! Did you save any sources to all this?? It would really show how much of a evil bitch Zoe Quinn is on the inside.

>>224290

I also want to see the links. And hopefully someone will archive it.


e82386 No.224759

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>>224687

Zoe Quinn is already an asshole theres already been a ton of evidence for that. For the love of fuck she actually whored herself out by using sex for positive reviews and cheated on her own boyfriend. Which is practically the lowest thing any female can do because it only proves she cared about herself and no one else. I highly doubt she values any human being other than what they can give her. Everyone knows she is a bitch.

But you are right about one thing if there is evidence to this it would only add more salt to the already wounded life of Zoe Quinn and we all would like to see more of evidence of that.


e82386 No.224832

>>208593

I never thought he was funny. Years and years ago I liked what he had to say about games. In fact I forgot all about him for a long time till that E3 methed out interview. At that point I didn't care.


e82386 No.225733

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e82386 No.250358

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Neat


e82386 No.250370

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>>208588

Yeah, but his wife is hot.


e82386 No.250388

>>250370

>has a hot wife

>still acts like a giant raging betacuck knight to women in games

why


e82386 No.250399

>>250388

Because Amber fucks his brother on Christmas, just like she deserves.

A real fucking man.


e82386 No.250432

>>250370

Has anyone ever seen his wife?


e82386 No.250529

>>250358

Trump curse claims another


e82386 No.250571

>>224290

>kids is not being called a nigger faggot and told to anhero like IRL games

-954/10


e82386 No.250654

>>224297

Morgan is still pretty hot with the mommy legs going on.


e82386 No.252051

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DAMN! Adam is a lot more badass than I remember.


e82386 No.252222

>>252051

I'm eagerly awaiting Sessler actually trying to go punch some non-keyboard-warrior IRL 14/88 far alt-right "Nazis" and see how well that works out for him. I predict a hospital stay, if he lives.


e82386 No.252282

>>224759

>For the love of fuck she actually whored herself out by using sex for positive reviews

No. She actually whored herself out by using sex for positive coverage. It's a significant difference for several reasons:

•It's the first correction offered to fuck you in a discussion involving Chelsea or Gamergate topics in general, and getting it wrong is just asking to be shut down. "If you can't get this simple fact right, why should I listen to any of your other obviously wrong talking points?"

•Thinking it's positive reviews means you think it's a game worth reviewing. It wasn't, and would bomb any sort of actual peer review.

•Understanding that it was positive coverage means it's that much more unusual that she was the focus of articles. If it were reviews then it would be obvious that she be the focus of writing, but in the articles(if you ever bothered to read them) it's unclear why her non-game is more interesting and worthy of focus than other more capable developers and titles. The subsequent revelation of Nathan Grayson's relationship with Chelsea leads to one inevitable conclusion; that she was fucking him to get her name out there & accumulate money.


e82386 No.252338

>>252051

Is he going to fight Uwe Boll?


e82386 No.252341

>>252051

>Cocaine addict taking steroids

What can possibly go wrong?


e82386 No.252344

>>252341

He becomes a right-wing activist in the last few years of his life?

In other words, he gets buff and uncucked so I say we should encourage him!


e82386 No.252357

>>252051

>no traps

>little toothpick arms


e82386 No.253268


e82386 No.263076

Adam does have a twitter, you know.

www.twitter.com/AdamSessler

it would be a shame if /cow/ couldn't wrangle him.


86df9c No.271952

Is/was he actually into coke or is that just an assumption?




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