/cow/ - Lolcows (Three Years on 8chan!)

>>203095

>>Only to have to deal with Lupa aging like julay

For the record. I meant to say aging like julay. But MAC Book pro auto correct is retarded.

That's extra sad seeing how phallus is the only active channel autism related being even worth checking.

>Has no cameos. Completely ignores other ecelebs existence (except for occasional Brad Jones)

>Has no skits or the most autistic invention of CA - "story" in the reviews

>Ultimately doesn't try hard to be funny, derives humor from being his meta spergy self.

>Covers multitude of subjects he himself is genuinely interested in, not just conveyor belts {{Currently}} popular shit for revenue

>The best looking presentation of all the CA (tbf bar Cucktic the rest of the reviwers there still look like shot on 2010 web camera)

I hope Lupa is not gonna JUST him into another Spoony in a year or two.

>>203103

I bet you it's already happened. Ain't no way she actually cares about him, she's just using him to stay afloat because she knows she'd sink by herself. I'm kind of surprised she hasn't found some other dude to leech off of and leave Phelous high and dry by now.

Shame too, Phelous always seemed to be a nice guy. Nicer than the others, at least.

Looks-wise Lupa is an absolute catch for a slightly bald, slightly chubby, boring-ass dude like Phelous. Most guys I know like him IRL have to settle for a fatty if they wish to be acknowledged by a member of the opposite sex.

>>203103

>I hope Lupa is not gonna JUST him into another Spoony in a year or two.

I could definitely see her pulling a Scarlet and leaving him a broken shell of a human being. A woman her age turning down a marriage proposal is usually a pretty strong sign that she's secretly holding out for better.

>>203111

>>203111

> A woman her age turning down a marriage proposal is usually a pretty strong sign that she's secretly holding out for

>>203106

What worse. She living with him close to 10 years or more. He probably pays for the rent.

>>203118

> She living with him close to 10 years or more

What the absolute fuck, I didn't know them. Poor Phelous is probably gonna come home one of these days and find his shit in boxes by the front door and Lupa getting reamed by Tyrone in his bed.

>>203124

Why is he wearing a suit and tie to sea world?

I've never really felt too sorry for a "mainstream", well known lolpig. I find that they bring it all upon themselves, so I just can't feel much sympathy. However, I can't help but fill a bit bad for Chris.

He has gone from being full of rage and life, from being driven to create autism, to being somber and lifeless. It's a pretty sad downwards spiral.

>>203095

>filename

Tell me about this Jontron drama, pls.

>>203144

Because it's not SeaWorld, it's a Greenpeace fundraiser.

>>203169

Jontron once used the word retarded on Twitter and he called out Zoe Quinn before Gamergate happen:

>>203103

>Has no skits.

I'm guessing you mean in his current incarnation because he's previous Phelous reviews before he switched to Phelous and the Movies was rife with them. I think he went into a meta overload before he killed that character off in Jacob's Ladder fashion. He still does it but not to the extent before. Though he does less movie reviews and doing more Bootleg Zone where he pulls a Spoony playing with dolls in his Hell's Kitchen game review. Those skits at the end actually have continuity and he does all the voices for them. Had to resort to audio distortion for some as he gets more Galaxy Warriors in his collection. Interesting for the terrible bootlegs out there and when he gets into incredible detail but not my favorite.

In terms of reviewer, I think he's gotten better outside of the Good Times animated movie reviews where he memes the shit out of it. If it's something that he seems passionate and knowledgable about it, he's a pretty great reviewer. His Resident Evil and Silent Hill reviews are good, both the movie and game and not the vlogs. His review of both Grudge & Ju-On is good too. His Ghostbusters, Dragon Ball and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles retrospective and top list for them is excellent because it shows not only his autism but the depth of research he actually does compared to his contemporaries. Even his horror reviews he does once in a full moon now are much better than the CA era of reviews. Sure he does skits here in there in his Infriended review but he actual tells you why something is bad without going into fullblown nitpick and making it seem like the whole point of why its bad like most reviewers on CA. Where others just seem to get worse or fall into obscurity after leaving CA, he's doing alright. He just needs to do more review of things he knows.

>>203288

>I'm guessing you mean in his current incarnation because he's previous Phelous reviews before he switched to Phelous and the Movies was rife with them. I think he went into a meta overload before he killed that character off in Jacob's Ladder fashion. He still does it but not to the extent before.

Yeah I mean now and I'm talking the excessive force fed skits Douge-style where he reenacts for 5 minutes the unfunny joke he thought was hilarious. Having some short, minor skits derived from the review material is perfectly acceptable.

>Those skits at the end actually have continuity and he does all the voices for them

Those are more of a self aware sperg fest than an attempt to be funny with a skit during a review, plus you can just stop watching at that point as the review itself is over.

Everything else I agree with.

Phelan is acting like a beta idiot here. If you lived and coexisted with a girl or as long as they have and she rejects your proposal, that instantly suggests she's just waiting for a cock-upgrade.

I'm going to be the MRA here and state this is a typical example of a woman over exaggerating their sexual commerce instead of being realistic. As far as attractiveness goes, both Allison and Phalen are in similar leagues. In fact, I think Phelan has aged much better then Allison has seeing as they both look approximately the same age despite Allison being about five or so years younger then him.

Phelan needs to take a page from the book of Nash and Noah and take the first step to moving on because the warning signs are as clear as day. Sometimes it's hard to part with something you find stable and comforting, but I'll bet my bank account we'll be seeing her fucking off at some point. I think she did part ways with Phelan at some point in the relative past already.

>>203300

A woman will die alone and childless before she settles for a man that she perceives to be inferior. I think that will be Lupa's ultimate fate. By default society tends to over inflate a woman's self-worth. Add e-celeb status into the equation and it goes to the extreme. Her genetic line will come to an end because our time's fucked up culture of thirsty groveling betas gave her the impression that she deserved a Don Draper.

>>203300

when did Phelan propose?

>>203095

Holy fuck, Lupa is aging horribly. Like, even worse than Spoony aging. How the fuck do you manage to age 20 years in the span of like, 5?

>>203096

MlLK.

not that hard to spell

>>203443

Feminism

>>203096

Just call it pig juice

Marzgurl looks 20 years younger than Lupa even though they are the same age

Marzgurl loss a lot of weight. Does she even still have a childbearing hips? Marzgurl probably the only Chanel awesome girl that wouldn't abort her kid for a film project

>>203743

Anyone will look skinny next to that skeleton of a friend. And appropriately a cosmetic freak would be the ugliest woman on the planet.

>>203743

Also, she's now died her hair problem blue and started adorning red lipstick. May her husband beware.

>>203749

Dude Marzgurl has had blue hair for years.That doesn't really mean anything. Not sure why she started wearing makeup, though.

Who knows. Feminism can bite anyone at random, these days. Seems to spread like a plague. All it takes is for one woman to get knocked down and feel like she needs help from the Feminatti.

For me it's Losethos, the developer of Temple OS.

>>203743

I'll never get these makeup tutorials. How is that in any way reminiscent of Iron Man save for the obnoxious red lipstick?

>>203096

julay is delicious and high in pig

>>203743

God, that thing on the right is hideous.

Marzgurl used to be pretty qt. She's -okay- looking now.

>>203443

Doing absolutely nothing to take care of yourself.

also

>Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

>>203096

>MAC Book pro

Suck a tail pipe macfag

>>203095

>>203121

what the hell is their age difference because he looks 30 and she looks like she in her early 50s

>>203111

Is not that he's boring ass, how the fuck you get a woman if you are 30something and still goofing around in youtube like a fucking teen? unless you are fucking pewdiefag making millions it looks pretty fucking pathetic

Plenty of doctors are slightly bald, slightly chubby, boring-ass dudes get better women, but then again they are doctors

>>203118

>probably

He totally does

>>203121

I take this is an old photo so she always looked like crap then?

>>203361

Women always date up but men date whatever is available. A study showed than even millionaire CEOs would marry a lowly secretary without college education and from a lower class background, but even a middle class woman would never ever (from a statistical standpoint) marry a guy who is both economically and socially/academically below them

Seriously, the exceptions are so rare they barely count at all

>>217406

what happen to keemstar?

I know he was trying to sue youtubers for several things, later to play a victim and so on.

>>217417

Killer Gnomestar is still doing his shitty Drama Alert videos and pretending he's the first to do it while ignoring his loss of views and subscribers. Nothing has come so far with his claims of lolsuits

>>217418

I just saw the Bashur confession video about Keemstar it was some topkek only later saw some Leafy vidz.

Also the whole living on youtube and twitch thing, I dunno how in the actual fuck people could think of it as a long time plan.But again, I feel like I'm getting old.

>>203111

I am even UGLIER, thought I am not a virgin because my Dad has bought me several whores in the past, usually at my birthday, I prefer to remain single forever before spending the rest of my days with a 3/10.

>>217406

That is hilarious!

>>217680

Why did Keemstar bully Rich Evans?

>>203096

I think julay may be a filter for m-i-l-k. Let's see: julay

>>203289

The way RLM does it with half in the bag is pretty fun.

>>203124

He fucks her so you don't have to

>>203095

WTF, is that seriously Lupa in the second picture? What happened to her? She looks older than my 50+ year old mother, and I'm not joking. Phelous needs to get a shave, work out a bit, ditch the manchild image and he will be able to do much better than that old hag.

>>219743

>Phelous needs to get a shave

I don't care if he leaves his goatee or not but he should get a haircut. Sure, it might suck to have hair loss but this kind of look just makes it worse.

>>220003

manlets are worse, and they are usually born from short mothers, parents should abort their male children if the mother is to short.

>Phelous needs to get a shave, work out a bit

Phelous is kind of built like Arin Hanson. They both have sort of "big" arms, but they only have little muscle with a layer of fat on top.

What exactly did John do to make Lupa hate him?

Was it that rape joke people talk about?

>>220699

>John

What? I only know about that thing with Spoony.

>Was it that rape joke people talk about?

Spoony made a tweet that he'd tie Lupa and JesuOtaku up to a radiator or something and screw them.

Lupa re-tweeted this some say it was done much later, specifically to provoce him but I don't remember the exact timeline and stated that he should apologise.

However, it's Spoony we are talking about so he didn't. Not to make some statement against retarded new-age feminism but because of his ego we all know and love.

>Why are people mad about this? Everyone should apologise to me. I'm the real victim!

The whole thing turned into a massive twitter bitch-fight and Spoony was fired from tgwtg because of it, or at least it was a big factor.

The best part was when he decided to handle the situation like a mature adult and reply with Star Wars novel titles

>What the "courtship of princess leia" are you "splinter of the mind's eye" going on about?

When I started watching this, I thought he finally ditched Allison, but it turns out the gal is his sister.

Albeit she is a bit obnoxious, she is not too shabby.

>>223513

>but it turns out the gal is his sister

That still would be the more healthy alternative.

>>217680

>Dat green screen

He asking for boku no pico being played behind him

>>221554

Bald guys with facial hair look better than balding guys with facial hair.

>>223513

Isn't that against the law?

>>203743

Who was the Channel Autism chick who looked kind of cute and then took a nosedive to tranny town?

I think she reviewed anime or something.

>>261948

JessOtaku

Dobson is the saddest. It's always Dobson.

>>261943

>muh laws

"tresspassing" laws for abandoned, unowned buildings are bullshit.

>>261948

Irony is she looks more like a girl as a tranny.

>>268953

No they aren't. These buildings are structurally unstable and you entering them could result in severe injuries if not death.

How Lupa go from 20-something to 40 years old in less than 5 years without meth?