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53c08f No.198949
Last thread is going into autosage. Let's have a new discussion on this fella's ART AND CULTURE.
Old thread: http://8ch.net/pig/res/184092.html
Archived thread: http://archive.is/UKTov
For newcomers:
>who is greg?
Greg Mazujian is a 19 year old man living with his parents in Spotslyvania, Virginia. He was discovered by halfchan's /toy/ after posting a thread with a pic of a cheap toy being held in his greasy, fingerless-skeleton-glove-clad fingers. Since around early 2015, he has constantly been shitposting on /toy/, /tv/, and /co/ on 4chan.
>what makes him a pig?
Greg, despite denying it, is very similar to Chris Chan, but with a whole extra pint of "internet tough guy" mixed in. Greg is what you could consider your stereotypical 4chan user- a fat, meme-spouting autist that constantly tries to be "edgy". Both also coincidentally live in the same general area of Virginia, and Greg has even claimed that he's seen CWC before. He is also bipolar and (big surprise!) has assburgers. He is also speculated to be a pedophile, constantly claiming that "there's nothing wrong with having sex with 12 year olds".
Greg is specifically known for having an irrational hatred for the toy company Hasbro, being obsessed with (cheap) toys, and constantly tries to threaten people online a la CWC's gorey death threat to Surfshack Tito.
>any other info?
Greg is very easy to spot out of a crowd. Just look for terrible spelling, lots of cursing ("bitch" is probably one of his favorite words) and gorey threats, and posting from a phone (op image will always be image.jpg for him, which is what iphones do). He's also a huge libcuck and has absolute hatred for religion, conservatives, and soldiers.
He posts kinda like this:
>"fuckign HASBRO and thier cheap ass 5POA GARBAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ILL BEAT ALL HASBRO SUPPOTERS TILL THERE BLACK AND BLUE, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>"how DARRE yuo call me a christian!!!!!!!!!!! I FUCKIGN HATE THAT PURITANICAL BITCH GOD JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and for the last time I DONT EAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>"ILL SMASH U, ILL BASH U, ILL BEAT U INTO A BLOODY PULP FOR SAYING THAT, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Various ways to trigger him include:
>Tell him he eats shit
>Say how good Hasbro is
>Tell him he fucks trees
>Tell him he's going to end up homeless if he doesn't get a job
>Mention how he's friends with Chris-chan and how he's basically a Chris-chan knockoff
>Mention Jin Saotome in any way shape or form
>Mention anything relating to Christianity at all
>Tell him he has shit taste in toys
>Tell him he's fat and a weakling
>current happenings?
As one Anon in contact with Greg describes it, "the entire mazujian household is like an atom bomb about to go off at any moment".
Recently, a (based) /toy/ anon sent a bunch of pizzas to Greg's house. Only his mom was home at the time so she googled Greg's name, finding out that her son is a crazy autist that posts his personal info to random people online. For a few days, she took the household's only car and went off to Florida.
When Greg's mom returned, she actually decided to put her foot down and cut off Greg's phone service. Shortly after, from all the tard rage, Greg punched his mom. He was then sent off to the funny farm for around a week or so (not the first time, it has happened before).
Once he returned home, he realized his mom threw away some of his shit again, so he attacked his parents and destroyed a bunch of their shit, saying "if i wasnt on meds there'd be a double homicide right now".
And after all this he still wants to be considered a "man" and an independent adult.
More info about Greg:
>>194065
>>194067
>>194068
>>194069
>>194071
>>194072
>>194073
>>194074
>>194075
Piggy Farms thread:
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/greg-mazujian-internet-tough-guy-and-4chan-shitposter.15860/
Greg has posted both in the previous thread and the Kiwi thread. Shit was cash.
53c08f No.198955
>Thread I start gets so many posts it goes on autosage and has to have a new version made
>pig in question has his life essentially ruined
>Makes it onto Kiwi Farms
Did I…do good?
53c08f No.198956
53c08f No.198977
>>198975
Should've mentioned coprophilia somewhere.
53c08f No.199186
I can dump my Greg folder once the old thread dies (that file already exists! and all that jazz).
53c08f No.199238
>>199186
>once the old thread dies
The oldest thread in the catalog right now was last bumped in October. You'll be waiting a while.
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53c08f No.200819
Ol' Gregerson has been fairly quiet lately, it seems. This is likely due to the fact that he was finally diagnosed as bipolar after being sent to the funny farm. He's on meds right now, so that probably explains it.
However, there are still the occasional chimpouts at the Mazujian household it seems.
Sasuga, Greg.
53c08f No.201032
>>199186
if it's photos, all you have to do is run it through a photo editor, take off a few pixels from each side, and rename the file.
53c08f No.201052
>>201032
Got it. Commencing dump.
53c08f No.201075
Fun fact: Greg was banned from an antique shop for trying to fight some old guy.
Fun Greg Fact: he likes to sleep in his parents bed to smell parent sex.
Fun Greg Fact #2 Apparently Greg has this disgusting itchy rash on his body. He needs his father to spray it on him to relieve the itchy-ness.
Fun Greg Fact of the Day: When this thread was created Greg went looking for 8chan, apparently he never went here. Anyway, in his searching he may have accidentally infected his dad's computer with viruses. He apparently never downloaded Common Sense 2015. Being the little dicksledge that he is he forced his dad to fix it. Who knows if that house has an actual working computer because of his stupidity.
Fun Greg Fact of the Day: Greg only urinates while sitting down. He prefers to be nice and comfy when he pisses. Is it because Greg secretly wants to be a little girl? You decide. Also, he used to be a massive gerchild abuserhobe so touching his disgusting disease ridden cock would make him sick.
Fun Greg Fact of the Day #2: Greg slept with his parents until he was 12. Now you may be assuming that this was because Greg was scared or lonely. But in actuality Greggy just wanted to keep his parents company. Ya see before he became this edgy little shit eater he was such a nice loving little boy.
Fun Greg Fact of the Day: Greg for some strange reason thinks that his parent's bedroom is his own. He refuses to go to his own bedroom (probably something to do with the fact he slept with them until he was 12). He spends his days playing with his toys in his parents bed. Maybe he likes the smell of parent sex.
Fun Greg Fact of the day: Greg sleeps in garbage. He seems to enjoy the putrid smell of it so he rolls around in it all day. Pic related.
Fun Greg Fact of the Day: Because it's Christmas I have something special for you all today. It has recently come to light that Greg jack off dogs. He's a regular ol' Red Rocket!
Fun Greg Fact of the Day: Greg smells very fishy. You would think he smells of shit and sweat and other putrid things like that. But no, fishy. He has even described himself has "fish tier". I would assume he smells as such because he doesn't bother to clean his vagina.
Fun Greg Fact of the Day: Greg masturbates so furiously that he actually sprained his back.
Fun Greg Fact: Greg unironically wore a trenchcoat and fedora in high school. I'm sure that's what started people picking on him.
Fun Greg Fact: Greg's arms are SUPER skinny. It doesn't even make sense how a person with such skinny arms could get such bad stretch marks.
Anyway I was gonna preface this as a fun Greg fact but I don't know now. I'm just gonna say it and be done. So someone called a pizza up to Greg's house. Only his mother was home so she questioned just what the fuck was going on. She decided to Google Greg's name and low and behold found this place and his Kiwi Farms thread. This freaked her out because her son is some internet exceptional individual who shares his address with random creeps. She confronted Greg about this and they got into the worst fight they ever had. For some dumb reason he threatened to file a restraining order against her. Now she took there only car and left Greg and his dad to go to Florida. It's fucked up but I won't lie I kekked pretty hard about it.
Fun Greg Fact of the Day: For whatever odd reason, Greg HATES cheese. He thinks it's disgusting and he can't even stomach the smell of it. That's why he loves tendies so much. No cheese.
Fun Greg Fact of the Day:
When Greg was a little kid he was obsessed with monsters and aliens, and seemed to identify more with them than actual people. One of Greg's earliest memories was being upset when he learned that terrorists, not monsters, did 9/11.
Fun Greg fact of the day:
Greg was sent to the mental hospital for 11 days after attacking his mom for taking away his phone service.
He's also been officially diagnosed as bipolar, but as you can see from these logs I'm quoting, he hasn't really changed while on them. Still a huge shiteater.
Once he returned from the mental hospital, he learned that his mom threw out a bunch of his shit (his mcdonalds-tier figures, i assume), and once again tried attacking his parents and tore up a bunch of shit in the house.
Greg Fact of the Day:
Greg claims to be the guy who yelled to Chris Chan from a car a few months back. It's not too bold of a claim, considering the fact they both live around the same area in Virginia!
53c08f No.201077
https://archive.is/q1x6s
"toy industry icons you have personally cursed out"
"That fucker deserves to get punched in his smug and stubborn bitch face. I was incontact with him sporadically for almost a year before i had my meltdown, i patently tryd not to get banned so i could persuade this douche, whos in charge of all doctor who toys at character options, to make more actually desirable figures. The last straw was when he blatently refused to make the teller as a figure, as that was one of the coolest aliens from series 8, and that cunt would rather make that shitty foam memory worm (which, icedentally was never made, because the shit foam they used was already degrading on prototypes, before production could begin). Im also still buttmad over the yeti prototype they never made, thats been laungashing around for over half a decade now."
53c08f No.201078
>>201077
Some fun quotes from Greg:
"How do you know I don't fuck stuffed toys already?"
"implying black men arent ever abusive ghetto bitchs"
"Bitch, i made an analogey to hell comes to frog town, ill bash your sarcastic face into a fucking tree"
"you disgust me for even thinking of donating that money to the hicks at the republican and the NRA. Go anhero yourself, conservacunt"
"ffeelong all smart with your selves"
"Can u please Make one where her nipples are more visable"
53c08f No.201079
Greg Mazujian
12539 Wilderness Park Drive
Spotslyvania, Virginia (22551), USA
(540)-760-2645
Cavegregum@gmail.com
Facebook can be found here:
https://www.facebook.com/gregory.mazujian
https://www.facebook.com/Infectiousfetusfilth
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100010208853683
He also has one called "ashley munson" he uses to stalk girls he went to high school with
53c08f No.201080
https://desustorage.org/co/thread/77886061/#77886061
https://desustorage.org/co/thread/77883611/#77883611
http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1095049579
http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1095048249
http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1094950555
https://www.change.org/p/hasbro-to-stop-hasbro-from-making-the-filth-they-call-action-figures-and-other-toys-and-to-bring-back-quality-in-their-products
"I wasnt molested as a child, though i did go to catholic school, which i why i fucking hate religion, christianity inpaticular. Ill make hasbro rant videos on youtube for da lulz, when i feel up for it. I dont have full on autism, i have aspurgers, but i dont use it as an excuse lile chris chan does. Im an asshole, not because of my disability(which is so high functioning, its almost nonexsistant), but because of who i am. I also have some kind of mood disorder, and depression. I can be more coperative with this board, because i do most of my shit for lulz aswell, but id have to set some collective ground rules, including not to fucking mess with me IRL, does that sound acceptable?"
"I dont eat shit, thats a fake runor made up by some retarded bitch on /toy/, ill make my youtube channel when i feel up for it, and i dont flash genetalia at children. As lulzy as thatd be, im not going on the fucking sex offenders registry, and besides i have some common decency, unlike you fat fuck retards!"
That should be about everything.
53c08f No.201081
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>>201080
Woops, forgot something. Last post for now.
53c08f No.201257
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53c08f No.201421
Greg spits at his parents so much you'd think he was actually a llama is disguise,
53c08f No.201422
This threads stinks to some Hasbro intern.
53c08f No.201432
>>198949
>Greg is specifically known for having an irrational hatred for the toy company Hasbro
To be fair, Hasbro is pretty much the EA of toys.
53c08f No.201434
>>201432
Isn't that Mattel?
53c08f No.201438
>>201434
They're all scum, really. Capitalism in general ruins everything.
53c08f No.201444
>>201438
Go back to your collective farm to smoke Yak dung, tovarichi.
53c08f No.201452
>>201444
>buying up toy lines from lesser companies and then ruining them
>talking doll toys that let corporations literally spy on everything you say
>good system
53c08f No.201454
>>201423
So he flips shit when he gets called out on his hobby, which is collecting toys.
What a mangy fucker spitting on his parents.
53c08f No.201723
>>201454
Eh, the fuckers faking most of this shit, or is doing it out of boredom. The real autistic fuck here is the guy who collected all this data. He thrives on attention, so in a way hes just fueling the fire.
53c08f No.201730
>>201723
there comes a point where pretending to be retarded is no longer pretending. as to your point about the guy collecting the data, it is no secret that the people who do the lions share of the work involved in /bovine/ stuff are usually in a worse off state than the person they are laughing at.
> doing it out of boredom
are you a 12 year old girl?
53c08f No.201732
>>201730
I know him better then almost anyone posting here, as ive followed him on /toy/. Hes a /b/ leval shitposter with all the time in the world on his hands, though now hes probably gotten bored of fucking up /toy/ anyways. He hasnt posted there in like two months.
53c08f No.201836
>>201732
>>201723
>(2) posts defending Greg
>can't spell
>says Greg "got bored" of "fucking up" /toy/
Look, it's Fake Greg! That's the retard who won't even eat his own shit like we all know the REAL Greg Mazujian would.
53c08f No.201848
>>201723
>eats feces
I hope Greg gets v& for CP soon. What a pedo.
53c08f No.201849
>>201836
More like the shiteating retards on this site cant stop acting like autistic fuckwads
53c08f No.201851
>>201849
>(1)
Fuck off Greg
53c08f No.201852
53c08f No.201853
>>201852
Greg eats shit lol
53c08f No.201854
>>201853
I love you too jin :^)
53c08f No.201855
>>201854
Thanks Greg. You should love your mommy as much as you love me, though. If I didn't know better I'd think you'd want to kill her!
53c08f No.201856
>>201855
And let that fat bitch look liek the victim? After all the years if abuse at her hands?
53c08f No.201858
>>201856
What did she do? Lock you up in a closet with toys?
53c08f No.201860
>>201723
He punched his mom in the face and got sent to the funny farm "out of boredom"? Yeah sure
53c08f No.201861
>>201858
Enough with this ruse cuise shit. Besides, im trying to slowly get away from all this shit. But hell, shes been violent and enotonally degrading to me for years. I dont want to talk about it that much, but know that its been fun while it lasted, but whatever.
53c08f No.201862
>>201861
Saying you want to stop being recognized as a lolc.ow will make you look like an even bigger tard. It's te Streisand Effect.
53c08f No.201863
>>201860
No, the internet shit has been outve boredom. Ive been emotionally unstable for years, the new meds they got me on are really helping with my current mental state.
53c08f No.201864
>>201862
Good point, then i guess ill skedaddle the fuck outve here then. See ya later you piles of autistic shit ;^)
53c08f No.201866
>>201863
>internet shit has been out of boredom
That doesn't make you less of a co.w. Some of Chris Chan's greatest moments didn't happen soley on the internet. You're still a kekbovine.
>>201864
Don't get sent to the funny farm on the way out!
53c08f No.201890
>>201723
Guy who posted the original Greg thread here.
I didn't have to do any gathering- the fucko posted a screenshot of an email he sent which had his full address and details on it. I just saved it and posted it here because A: the little shit was making the board into a mess, and B: he seemed like prime lolbeef.
53c08f No.201896
>>201079
I just called that number, and a female voice answered. Is that him?
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53c08f No.201909
>>201723
Actually I'm the guy who has gathered most of this data. I wasn't the one to create any threads or anything like that. Some other anon took the liberty there. I've created most of the fun facts as well as such OC as homeless Greg. I honestly was never looking for attention. I contributed to the threads that got created but I generally tried to keep him relatively anonymous for a while. Shit I even tried to help the little booger in life because I genuinely felt bad for him. But he became so bad to a point where o didn't give any more fucks and did that massive info dump. I gathered this information from him casually telling me in chat. Not gonna lie he's immensely entertaining to fuck with. Especially calling him out on all his bullshit. But in that time I did want to help him. He is honestly trying to better himself. But being retarded as be is he just can't. It is what it is. I tried right? As for myself, I won't deny the fact that releasing all this info and even communicating with him is fucked up. It totally is. But at least he's that much an asshole that he deserves it.
53c08f No.201911
>>201909
I think that's just Greg samefagging, anon.
53c08f No.201980
>>201909
That is Greg. He tried to samefag but he is a shit-eating retard and cannot hide his inability to spell or his addiction to swearing.
53c08f No.202370
More greg facts:
1. Greg lost his virginity to a black guy.
He was the garbage man. He convinced greg to suck his dick in exchange for a g.i. joe. Greg thought the man would cum chocolate. Greg was 18 when this happened.
2. Greg tried to rape his own mom. He punched her and tried to mount her. But his penis is too small.
53c08f No.202371
3. Greg's bitch tits increased because of his medicine. He is now going for B cup.
4. Greg first jacked off to his mom. He found it pleasant enough that he started jacking off in class when he felt like it. He was 15. He also likes the taste of his own cum and has since tried to shoot his cum into his own mouth when he touches himself.
5. Greg really eats shit. This is no joke.
He started eating shit when he picked up and ate dog turd on the street when he was 15. He liked the taste so much he tried eating his own shit.
53c08f No.202409
>>202370
>>202371
please leave you unfunny ten year old
53c08f No.202417
53c08f No.202437
>>202417
You can't beckon him and then rebuff him! We want out pigs in this blanket.
53c08f No.202439
>>202371
>>202370
>(1)
I don't think this is real but I want to believe.
53c08f No.202480
>>202439
1, 2, and 5 are halfchan-originated inside-jokes about ol' Gregerson.
53c08f No.202485
Fun Greg Fact of the Day:
Greg huffs soap for some reason. He believes it gets him high, likely because he saw kids huffing glue/paint back in school or something.
53c08f No.202491
>>202485
>Dont put this on kiwi
Don't worry Greg, your secret's safe with us :^)
53c08f No.202577
>>202485
Can this actually get you high?
>industrial strength soap
What does that even mean?
53c08f No.202583
>>202577
The crimey paste or powder you use to get grease off you after a hard days work.
53c08f No.202639
http://boards.4chan.org/toy/thread/5501629/weird-toy-buying-habits
Greg makes a poor attempt at integrating into /toy/. Like when he samefags here, his tard-tier spelling and grammar stick out like a sore thumb.
53c08f No.202643
>>202639
I knew that thread felt like a Greg thread.
It's been a long time.
Fuck I thought we got rid of him for good, damn it.
53c08f No.202658
>i'm not a lolpig anymore guys, i swear! i was one by choice!
53c08f No.202862
>>202643
he claims to be done shit posting. But he continue to make threads on /toy/ /co/ and tv/. He says that he's done shitposting and wants to make legit threads now but you all know how that's gonna go. So any Greg threads I encounter I'll be sure to announce his presence for you. You can probably figure out it's Greg due to his shitty grammar and spelling.
53c08f No.202864
Also Greg and Vince are best friends apparently. Greggy reached out to old subjectanon and now they're best friends. Not gonna lie it's kinda funny that these to tards found eachother.
53c08f No.202939
>>198949
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53c08f No.202944
>>202939
>fuck you hasbro!
>fuck you, disneeeey!!!
53c08f No.203055
>>202864
>Greg is friends with subjectanon
>a person who defends Hasbro stuff to death
Now how the FUCK did that happen?
53c08f No.203084
>>203055
Greg claims most of his Hasbro a-logging was just an act. He buys those really cheap looking 5 points of articulation Star Wars: The Force Awakens figures (prob cuz he's poor). Granted, that doesn't make him any less of a sperg.
53c08f No.203447
Fun Greg fact of the day:
Greg HATES being told about how thin his arms are. Probably because it makes him realize that unlike he makes himself out to be, he's a pathetic weakling.
53c08f No.203633
"So Greg's gone dark on me the past day or so. Very unlike him. His phone appears to be dead or off. I tried his house phone to make sure his house wasn't destroyed by a tornado and it rang so it's still there. Dunno what happened to him. It's kind of nice actually.
I ended up looking through ny messages and this was the last thing he sent me. How much you wanna bet he got caught trying to steal a toy?"
53c08f No.203858
"So the Greg Saga continues. In an attempt to get attention Greg decided to cut himself. I had a stern talking to him and rationalized out to him whh doing such things is just an excuse for him to be a pussy. I warned him that if he continues such actions I'd call his parents. I almost did honestly because he's so dumb. Turns out they found out on their own and promptly freaked out. They took him to the ER, even though the cuts weren't even bad. On the sy his mother seemed to have a meltdown and hit his father. Greg being the idiot he is decided to call the cops on her and now his mother is on HER way to the nut house. Not sure what will happen to Greg at this point. The hospital didn't think they needed to send Greg himself to the funny farm. We will see what becomes of him."
THE PLOT THICKENS
53c08f No.203859
>>203858
Also, Greg's mom lurks the Piggy Farms thread on her son. Lel.
53c08f No.203905
Greg carries his retardation onto /co/:
>Fuck your /pol/tard shit, get the fuck outve our board you conservatard slime. Im OP and am bi myself, but still find this shit extremly cringy and retarded, regardless if a characters gay or not.
>I could beat you to a pulp, little man. Eat shit and die, /pol/tard scum.
>I spit on my disgusting ancestors graves. My life isnt ruled by my predcaors wants and desires, i make my own destiny, /pol/tard bitch!
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53c08f No.203907
>>201434
Mattel has some SLIGHT credibility for the MOTU collectors line, and recently for the new Thundercats sculps that don't look like bandai ass. The real credit goes to a group of toy sculptors called the Four Horsemen, but admittedly Mattel did get the collectors line rolling.
53c08f No.203908
>>203907
I suppose the keyword here is slight, though. Aren't those He-Man Classics all "collector club" mail exclusives now, with tons of recycled parts from older figures?
53c08f No.203912
>>203908
Yes, aside from one infamous year when the left over stock was shipped to big lots with no fanfare.
As far as parts recycling goes, they were at least open about that from the get go and had the convenient excuse of being more similar to the original line in that sense. Characters with unique aspects, Clawful for example, do actually get those specific parts for them.
53c08f No.203918
Greg's chimping out on the Pig Farms thread about him right now.
53c08f No.203920
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53c08f No.204004
>>203932
But don't let his terrible spelling skills get to you anon, he's a GENIUS!
53c08f No.204070
You all think Greg's worthy of an ED page?
53c08f No.204081
>>204070
>>204071
do it yourself you lazy faggot.
53c08f No.204087
>>201052
>>201053
>>201054
>>201055
this dude looks like a kid i use to know when i was younger but greg is autistic and the kid i knew wasn't
53c08f No.204095
>>204087
He's not severely autistic. Aspergers and bipolar.
Did you live in Virginia by chance, Anon?
Also, THE PLOT THICKENS
53c08f No.204128
>>198949
A webm version because jewtube sucks
53c08f No.204145
>>204128
Those blemishes across his face look denser than typical acne; are they boils or some kind of cyst?
53c08f No.204186
possible greg sighting on 8/tv/? not familiar with him enough to be certian
53c08f No.204201
>>204186
I don't think he really uses 8ch outside of chimping out on /pig/. But the odd spelling and bitching about "/pol/tards" is dead on.
He does support Trump now, though, apparently. Used to be a Bern-victim but some troll convinced him otherwise.
Link to the thread, anon?
53c08f No.204204
>>204201
its nothin special. also you could just do this >>>/tv/265727
53c08f No.204210
>>204204
Hm. I don't think Greg's really one to try talking deep about politics, but I've never met the man.
53c08f No.204232
>>203858
>>203859
>>204095
Update:
Like a few months ago, Mary has abandoned the Mazujian household for god knows what reason, taking the car. Greg is mad mostly because now he can't go buy toys cuz they have no car. Mary went of to Delaware or something.
In the meantime, Greg's dad has confiscated his son's phone because Greggy kept talking to some random troll about his current life events (which is why we know about his mom leaving, etc.) because the guy kept posting the chat logs onto Kiwi Farms.
He has mentioned to the troll that he doesn't have a password lock on the phone, meaning his dad could snoop through his phone and find some, um, interesting things, such as the "8000 photos of cartoon porn" Greg mentions having saved on his phone.
Greg's mom already tried taking his phone away, though, and he ended up getting it back- so who knows how long Greg's time without it will actually go for?
53c08f No.204239
>>204232
He could always put his foot down like a real father and either destroy it or take it back to a store.
53c08f No.204359
>>201078
>"Can u please Make one where her nipples are more visable"
and what was it he was referring to?
53c08f No.204360
What the fuck is it with Virginia and autists?
It's not just the noteworthy pigs we see on the internet, it's like this state is a hotspot for multiple kinds of general autism.
53c08f No.204362
>>201054
>those titties
I don't get how people can let themselves go like that.
53c08f No.204395
>>204360
Government experiments? Something on the water? No idea.
>>204359
Probably some sort of fan art.
53c08f No.204438
Haha which one of glorious bastards did this?
53c08f No.204722
Apparently the whole thing about Greg having a tantrum at Toys R Us because a Lego set hadn't broken the street date yet actually happened.
53c08f No.204723
>>204722
Well, maybe not.
https://fgts.jp/toy/thread/4944699/
The most comical thing about this is the fact he left his name in on the "on hold" form on the lego set.
53c08f No.204831
Fun Greg Fact of the Day:
Greg called up Lego customer service in a rage, and got chewed out by the lady on the other end. He allegedly sounded like he was gonna cry through the whole call.
He also claimed back during the summer he had a girlfriend named Michelle. Dunno the validity of this, but considering all the times he's talked about being lonely to that one troll, it's unlikely.
Feel free to dig around fgts.jp/toy/ for more older Greg threads that happened before he popped up on cow/kiwi.
53c08f No.204936
>>201064
>>201075
>GIMMIE GIMMIE CHICKEN TENDIES
53c08f No.205168
So much for Greg's dad putting his foot down and getting rid of his phone.
53c08f No.205433
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Seems like we've got a Greg embargo on our hands. After that one troll kept posting the logs between himself and Greg on the Kiwi Farms, his dad found out and made him stop talking to the guy, and blocking him.
To put it shortly, if we want the cocks to flow, we need some new anon to talk to him and post lulzworthy chat logs.
53c08f No.205583
>>205555
That Michael guy seems like a total cuck
53c08f No.205621
>>205555
Well, I will say, Greg's observation is pretty dead on. I'm pretty fucking depressed and resent women.
53c08f No.205729
>>205621
Because you're a pussy
53c08f No.208195
53c08f No.208197
>>205555
A broken clock is right twice a day, and this was one of those times for Greg.
53c08f No.208198
>>205621
>>208197
Go back to sluthate.
53c08f No.208207
>>208195
Archive can be found here:
http://fgts.jp/toy/thread/5585615/
Gotta love that one post where Greg tries to describe who Greg is to other anons. "Greg's left /toy/," my ass.
53c08f No.208243
>>205555
>greg calls a feminist out on making feminism look bad
>YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD BRO HAHA I'M SAYING BRO BECAUSE YOU'RE A DUDEBRO
>ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS A DUDEBRO YOU SEE
>YOU'VE PROVED ME RIGHT BY SAYING I'M WRONG ALSO YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS
>HAHAHA I'M SMARTER THAN YOU BECAUSE I DON'T PLAY VIDEO GAMES
Greg managed to make someone look retarded just by responding to him once. I'm impressed.
53c08f No.208258
>>205555
>greg calls a feminist out on making feminism look bad
>YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD BRO HAHA I'M SAYING BRO BECAUSE YOU'RE A DUDEBRO
>ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS A DUDEBRO YOU SEE
>YOU'VE PROVED ME RIGHT BY SAYING I'M WRONG ALSO YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS
>HAHAHA I'M SMARTER THAN YOU BECAUSE I DON'T PLAY VIDEO GAMES
Greg managed to make someone look retarded just by responding to him once. I'm impressed.
53c08f No.208259
>>208243
>>208258
You know what's fucked up? After that post failed to submit several times I just gave up.
Then I opened this thread again a few hours later, remembered I tried to post, and opened the original tab back up, where I still had the post typed.
I hit submit and both of these posts appeared simultaneously in both tabs, despite being timestamped three hours apart.
Fix your fucking website, Hotwheels.
53c08f No.208294
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53c08f No.208753
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http://boards.4chan.org/toy/thread/5594339/tfw-you-beat-the-street-date
Even when Greg isn't intentionally shitposting, he's still a shiteating retard. What a surprise.
53c08f No.208842
53c08f No.209836
http://fgts.jp/toy/thread/5609977/
Greg continues to prove his poor grasp on reality by talking about how he thinks that toys have souls.
53c08f No.209888
He's going under the alias "Boris Khafukia" now.
Also, his old Twitter. Holy tard rage:
https://twitter.com/incrediblemrg
53c08f No.209902
While Greg had been going around claiming he was 19 years old, seems like he was lying all along! Skype says he's only 17 (18 in like two weeks)
Should we call CPS on him? There's violent shit going on between him and his parents constantly.
53c08f No.209904
>>209888
>ogrelord2001 followed Rule 34
>>209903
Behavior still isn't passable for someone in their mid-late teens. '96 or '98 born, Greg is still Greg.
53c08f No.209905
>>209904
Yeah, I'm not defending him because of his age or anything. Just a new discovery.
(and an opportunity to call up CPS)
53c08f No.210373
53c08f No.210387
He's an Invader Zim fanboy, too.
53c08f No.210550
>>205729
>>208198
White Knights on /cow/? Who knew.
53c08f No.210562
Just got an angry message from Greg on Kiwi Farms. I guess he'll be chimping out over there soon?
53c08f No.211267
>>210562
He's having a feud with some guy on there now.
>>209903
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GREG "SHIT EATER" MAZUJIAN!
53c08f No.211295
53c08f No.211296
>>211295
Shit, my bad. This is from 2015, not 2016. Similar dates.
Still a crazy thread, though.
53c08f No.211313
Can you even fucking imagine the look on a hiring manager's face when they google this sperg's name? Sometimes I feel sorry for the idiots who do this to themselves, and I'm normally a very vindictive and merciless person.
53c08f No.211321
>>211313
That's assuming Greg even gets to the point I the hiring process where someone would want to check his background. He looks like he's never seen a shower head OP's pic.
53c08f No.211440
>>211321
>>211313
He used to work at Dairy Queen, too. His history there makes it even worse:
>During this past year or so he was employed at Dairy Queen. He was less than a model employee often stealing things, something he does regularly because he's poor, and getting into all sorts of trouble.
>[I was fired from DQ] because i wouldnt smile enough, after some senile bitch was practically yelling at me to be happy when i was really depressed, so adter o was fired i called her a jesus dick sucking bitch and knocked down my manager.
53c08f No.211645
This guy is 18 now. Doesn't he deserve an ED article?
53c08f No.211670
>>211645
Yes. I can't write for shit, though.
53c08f No.211788
53c08f No.211799
Tbh I'd love to see Greg get swatted. That'd probably kill his internet tough guy mentality for good.
53c08f No.211959
>>211952
Nah. Greg would never admit to being the poio-eating lardass sperg he is.
In the last /toy/ thread I saw, there was more than one edgy ween impersonating him.
53c08f No.212016
>>211959
I dunno man, if it's not him, who could it be? I've seen a few of his recent posts and they're quite normal. (i can tell cuz filenames, spelling, etc.)
I mean "make /toy/ bend to my will" sounds like a Greg-ism, not to mention his constant empty threats and the fact that he is super mentally ill.
But as you said, he has an ego the size of the moon.
53c08f No.212189
>>212016
you idiots are looking far too into this. It's just some idiot pretending to be Greg.
53c08f No.212190
>>212189
Back to your own thread, Timbox. You have your own shit going on.
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53c08f No.212581
53c08f No.212947
He hates white people for some reason. I guess it's cuz he's a libcuck?
53c08f No.214199
Should we give them a hand, /cow/?
53c08f No.214272
>>214199
Your dubs suggest so. Let's do this /cow/boys.
53c08f No.214279
That Steven Jewniverse cosplay pic is gold.
53c08f No.214285
53c08f No.214290
>>214281
Jesus Greg, wanna strangle a puppy to death while you're at it?
This guy needs an ED page prompto. Let's get to work, /cow/boys.
53c08f No.214294
>>214290
Check the mega link for most of the pics/screencaps i have of him.
>>214274
For the page, I'm thinking stuff like
-intro
-rise to infamy
-personal life
-mental health
-elsewhere online
-kiwi saga
-/toy/ saga
-/cow/ saga?
-things greg likes
-things greg hates
And a big ass gallery of pics.
53c08f No.214326
>>214323
Why hello there, Tyrion.
53c08f No.214330
>>214328
This sums up greg as the degenerate pig he is.
53c08f No.214331
Should we swat him? I wanna see him get his ass beat by cops.
12539 Wilderness Park Drive, Spotslyvania, Virginia
540-760-2645
53c08f No.214332
>>214331
He's gonna grow up to be a wife beater, if he even gets a wife
53c08f No.214333
>>214331
Apparently he's a robot pedophile.
53c08f No.214334
>>214331
What part of "don't be a weener didn't you understand?
53c08f No.214340
Here's a shitty start for Greg's ED page. Obviously, it needs way more images, links, and funny shit.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Greg_Mazujian
Do your thing, /cow/boys.
53c08f No.214345
Holy shit this is the first time I've seen someone I know on here.
I met Greg while in a mental hospital following a suicide attempt two years ago. He talked about nothing but fucking me and shooting up his old highschool. Crazy shit. I had to block him on Facebook just in case he tried to look me up.
He was gross and terrifying. Yuck
53c08f No.214348
>>214345
Holy crap. Do you have any screencaps?
53c08f No.214349
>>214348
I'll have to look at his old fb that I blocked, looks like he has a new one now. We were in a hospital in Fredericksburg. I was almost 16 and he was 17. He talked about how he got kicked out of Riverbend highschool and wanting to shoot it up, hating Christians, and tried to fuck/kiss any girl in there including the 12 year old in the kid area. He got in a fight with a redneck bipolar kid over turning the TV off of Pawn Stars and had to get put in solitary or injected with knock out juice, can't remember. He liked me because I wasn't Christian and got jealous whenever I talked to any other guy.
53c08f No.214350
53c08f No.214351
>>214349
Ole greggy is denying it over on /toy/. If you have anything that corroborates your story (without giving up your identity of course) that would be great.
53c08f No.214352
>>214351
I mean I can tell you the exact hospital and time period. February 20th-24th 2014 was my stay at Snowden (the mental health unit of Mary Washington hospital) and he had been there for at least 11 days. His dad brought him McDonald's every day and seemed really depressed. He flipped out in group all the time and seemed like a real danger to society. I mean gregs lying or was too psychotic to remember it. I don't want him to know who is blasting this though bc if he remembers my name I'm fucked because he is terrifying lmao
If you have any idea of any kind of proof i can give you I'll try? One of the security guards told me that he had been there several times before.
53c08f No.214353
>>214340
Did some more edits and added links.
But we need images in the article! Most are included in the MEGA link on the page or in this very thread. I've barely used ED so I'm not good at editing stuff.
53c08f No.214354
>>214352
Realistically speaking he probably knows who you really are. He's not too out there to not be aware of what's going on around him. He's just an ass hole. If this actually did happen then he knows it was you and I suggest you take precautions. He is obviously nuts, but I think he's far too lazy to do anything about it.
Also I've been trolling Greg from the beginning so I have a ton of info. I'm not willing to directly work on the ED page since I'm lazy and don't care THAT much about the little fuck, but I am willing to answer any questions here.
53c08f No.214355
He hit women in high school. Wow.
53c08f No.214356
>>214350
That's probably enough right there. I believe you at least.
53c08f No.214357
>>214354
oh I can also validate that he is indeed 20 years old. The young age thing he put on Google was so he could pick up underage bitches, his words, not mine. Update the ED page accordingly please.
53c08f No.214358
53c08f No.214361
How does one upload an .ogg to ED? They accept those as sound files, but I can't figure out how to make it work even after I upload it. I'm trying to upload that file of Greg screaming.
53c08f No.214368
>>214357
Oh, so he was born in '96. He probably wouldn't have been able to remember 9/11 if he was born in '98, anyway.
>>214340
That's a great start. Obviously needs a lot more work, like Timbox's page, but Greg had gone without one for too long.
53c08f No.214402
>>214368
Thanks. I'm putting in images and stuff as I type this.
53c08f No.214561
Hey GregTroll, I remember Greg mentioning a few times that he draws. Got any pics of his drawings?
53c08f No.214620
>>214605
Lel. His penis is practically invisible.
53c08f No.214624
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Greg_Mazujian
I'm finished most of my work for the page. Thoughts? This is the first full ED article I've ever done, so I'm not exactly up to snuff as your average EDiot.
53c08f No.214625
>>214620
Good thing I have bad eyesight, I don't even see it.
Not only do his nipples have stretch marks, but so does his gut. I bet his parents are proud.
>>214624
Wow, that's an awesome article. The higher-ups at ED sure would like it, it might even end up featured soon (LadyALT69 was featured at the end of last month.)
Greg's julay may be drying up, but he is very much like CWC.
Timbox has the greatest potential to be the next CWC, since he can't turn the goddamn internet off or change his childish behavior. His article is still highly incomplete and in need of greater fleshing-out, particularly the Dexter's Odyssey section.
53c08f No.214636
>>214352
Whats your name anyways? I want to contact you for more info about greg.
53c08f No.214640
just a reminder not to release personal information to random people on the internet!
53c08f No.214645
>>214636
Not willing to give out that info, sorry. I can answer some questions on here though.
53c08f No.214683
>>214645
Did he have toys with him at the funny farm?
53c08f No.214684
Update: Greg has found his ED page and has attempted to edit/vandalize it.
He got in a scuffle with some admin after he got permabanned twice.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Greg_Mazujian/Facebook_Conversation
>this is cyberbullying!!
53c08f No.214754
>>214683
Yes. I can't remember what of but he had figurines that he kept in his room and stuff. They might have kept some that could be used as weapons in the sharps box.
Granted at the time I had no idea he was a toy loving man child that would end up on here so I didn't try to memorize his toys.
53c08f No.215178
>>214684
What a poop eater.
53c08f No.215188
He's over in the Kiwi thread losing it again.
53c08f No.215192
>>201909
Does the green county in Virginia lie on some sort of ley line of autism?
53c08f No.215193
>>201054
Look at how fucking fat the meds made him
53c08f No.215194
It's people like this who inspired Mr. Enter!
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53c08f No.215196
>>215192
Seems like it. Best part is that Greg only lives like an hour from CWC. Crazy, huh?
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53c08f No.215201
>>215198
It was just a wordfilter for the word "cow" back when we heard Joshua Moon's infamous story about being afraid of being fed to pigs. Just replace the /pig/ part with /cow/.
53c08f No.215238
The Greg thread on KF has already gotten stale - it's followed the standard Kiwi formula of screaming "Retard" at the person in question once he shows up in the thread.
53c08f No.215245
>>215238
Yeah, and it's pretty inactive when he isn't there as well.
But the pushup video thing was pretty lulzy.
53c08f No.215252
I think greg got his phone confiscated again
>>215245
some of the oc is pretty gud tho
53c08f No.215260
>>215252
I don't think he got his phone taken away. Someone in the Kiwi thread posted that he was PMing someone according to his profile. He's just staying out of his thread I think.
Even though he posted an announcement in the thread this afternoon that he was "never coming back to kiwi".
53c08f No.215281
>>214624
Holy fuck him sperging over hasbro reminds me of pic related
53c08f No.215467
What started Greg's hatred of Hasbro, and when did it start?
53c08f No.215813
Greg goes to /pol/ and gets laughed off the board:
http://archive.is/sovQL
53c08f No.215847
>>215813
He showed up in this chan's Brit/pol/ a couple of days ago, shitposting as 'BASED ANON'. I guess because he was salty about the British guy on half/pol/?
I recognised him immediately from his style of typing and his unawareness that threads here have poster IDs, and called him out. He swiftly disappeared.
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53c08f No.249967
He got roasted on some Facebook meme page. How embarrassing!