/cow/ - Lolcows (Three Years on 8chan!)

>>192603

in response to seeing this webm:

<Nuclear> I fucking love twinkies

<Nuclear> I feed those to my cats a lot too

<Nuclear> They love that shit

<Nuclear> I can have 100 cats, and now it is 104.

<Nuclear> So fuck off

<Nuclear> You jealous cunts

"Anayx: I am just chilling right now. I am thinking still about shooting some customers a porn flick, and we are still trying to settle on a price. I keep

telling them no less than $250,000, because what they are asking me to do in the timeframe they want their production completed in is quite up against my

capabilities, even if I can still technically do it."

"Yep, I would have to shoot on 35 mm filmstock, as well as digital 4K broadcast /cinematography cameras, and I have to bring my semitruck and most of my

equipment to do the production. I have to drive 3000 km."

"gourds: fuck shitty RED cameras. I only use broadcast-grade or cinematography-grade digital cameras made by Sony, Ikegami, Hitachi, Panasonic, and Vision

Research (Phantom HD Gold)."

fishes: I bought my Volvo semi-truck last year to use as my mobile production hardware. And I don't need a CDL. I have a non-commercial Class A driver's

license with an airbrake endorsement.

"I was driving a 2010 Monaco Signature Fortress IV that I bought out of pocket back on my 18 birthday in 2013. That is 45 ft long and weighs well over 60,000

lb."

"Okay, so after selling off that cat for $27,000 plus $500 shipping over Thanksgiving, I now have to decide if $250,00 is worth this video production deal."

"V00F: Some customers inquired me yesterday about driving out to where they are located smack dab on the complete opposite coast of mine. They want me to

bring all of my video equipment, to shoot a porn flick. They keep trying to heckle me with the price I'm asking for: $250,000 (adjusted from $100,000

initially before I adjusted it after doing some further calculations), to drive a semi-truck's worth of video, audio, and lighting equipment"

"V00F, I know what you mean. I have had a Class B non-commercial driver's license with a J endorsement for a while since I turned 18 in 2013 when I bought my

2010 Monaco Signature Fortress IV 45 ft Class A RV and a 20 ft trailer I bought for bringing my equipment around then."

"Plus my current vehicles: 2010 Monaco Signature Fortress IV, 1992 Jumbocruiser double-decker articulated bus, and Volvo semi-truck, along with 20 ft and 53

ft cab trailers and a Dune Buggy, and a small Class B Mercedez-Benz van camper/RV, I have more than enough for my needs to tow all my production equipment

and mobile studio."

"I have built remote-controlled aircraft and drones out of titanium and stainless steel in my warehouse using some 5-axis CNC machines, plasma-jet cutters,

some industrial laser-cutter, and a sand blaster and water-jet cutter."

"They have grown and I have added significantly to my collection since that time and now I have 100. I sell all the time so my population constantly

fluctuates as I sell, buy, acquire new animals."

"I have several acres of land that I can bring them to roam free in and my own house, and I bring some with me all the time when I am out driving my

motorhome or going to public places."

"Any fucking entity that comes on my property will be met by the wrath of armor-piercing and incendiary rounds delivered out the barrels of my M-134-H,

M240B, and M60."

"Freedumb, whatever you feed your cats isn't what I feed mine. I only feed my cats cooked fish and some cat foods that are of high quality so they get their nutrition."

"vitimiti: I have made over $3 million since I started selling my cats that I had been breeding for well over a decade ago, along with my videography and photography and cinematography, audio and printing services, among other things."

"The customers who asked for this production to be done within two weeks timeframe is going to cost about $10,000 to do and almost two full weeks of my time. I get a $240,000 profit off that."

vitimiti: I have explained many a time by now that I got welfare and government entitlements and grants because I am a pro when it comes to acquiring free shit on top of what I own and make.

I basically use social programs to help feed my cats when I was still living with them in my family's home. They fully supported my ventures and got me all of the cats and miscellaneous equipment I used to make my wealth.

And one of my relatives worked as a social worker before retirement and helped me get SNAP and SSI for the time that I did along with the allowance and my stocks that I owned before I really started making my money around 2011.

While you get fucked by financial institutions and you shill for laws such as not having the personal freedom to sell your own possessions without the IRS breathing down everyone's throat.

Alright! I am done loading all my equipment into my semi-truck's can and 53 foot cab trailer. I am going to be leaving in about six hours to drive over 3000 km to shoot a porno production.

"vitimiti: you believe that I play video games when I do not, now you claim that I cannot type about someone being gay due to it being am exclusive ""meme"" and that I speak to my computer screen."

And I havr a HughesNet Gen 3 dish that gets very slow access but is usable when stationary for Internet access anywhere in my North American region and supports region hopping.

"Qeq: I have DirecTV satellite services in my semi-truck and motorhome. I have an in-motion dish for getting a satellite television signal from DirecTV on the go whilst I am driving, so I can watch reruns of Jerry Springer and some Cartoon Network and HBO. I also get satellite Internet and satellite telephone via Iridium's services and their satellite phone and Iridium Go modems of which are all handheld and portable units, including a stat"

"So I have only Sprint LTE, and Iridium's GO satellite modem to get Internet whilst moving, and while stationary I can get Internet via my HughesNet Gen 3 dish and via Wi-Fi hotspots at truck stops and rest stops."

"I have driven over 50,000 miles between all my vehicles since 2013. I put a lot on 'em. My 2010 Monaco Signature Fortress IV had barely 1,000 miles on it when I bought it from the original owner for $250,000 in 2013. Now it has over 25,000 miles on it. My Dune Buggy has over well over 5,000 miles on it from hunting wildcats with my tranquilizer guns in the offroad desert conditions where I live in the past four years (my first vehicle), ov"

"Now I have a 5-bedroom, 5-bathroom, 3-car garage home with a den, basement, cellar, two stories, an attic, and huge front and backyards. It is well over 5,000 square feet just for the living area, and I have a huge kitchen and dining room/cafeteria."

"And I had stock back in 2005. I put $100 in, and left it alone for ten years till it had ballooned to $100,000 just last year. I sold half of it and kept the rest still in stock, bonds, commodities, etc."

"The big bucks I made from selling exotic and hybrid cats I had bred up from 2003/2004 to when I started making big money in 2011 along with my video production equipment is what enabled me to afford all the vehicles, properties, etc., up to this point."

"My investments I made with my family's help over ten years ago was my first real entrepreneurial effort even when I was doing breeding and video production as a hobby years prior to even that, cjh2201."

"My family supported my ventures and what I was into during a young age and that nurturing helped me become the success that I am today, along with mainly my own efforts."

I told you also earlier that one of my family members brought me six wild cats home. Three were females that were pregnant with kittens and three males. All were of pairs caught together in the wilderness. They were of different species and were my first cats.

I have been here posting off and on slouching around my house and loading video and audio production equipment into my 53 ft trailer for hours since I woke up.

I have to check my Volvo semi-truck&#39;s and its 53 ft cab&#39;s tire pressure before I leave to ensure they are within their proper limits and not too high or low.

Almost four hours from now I shall embark on my three-day journey to drive over 3000 km to the opposite coast of me to do a pornographic video production for some clientele interested in my remote and on-site services using my mobile production vehicle.

It will take me at least three days to get there at ten hours a day of driving with my Volvo semi and my 53 ft cab trailer with all my production equipment.

"Xataphraktos I wish I could stop in Seattle, but it is way out of my range. My semitruck and 53 ft cab will not make it; but I would be HAPPY to sell you a missile so you could reach your target remotely with a destructive warhead"

"No fucking wifi either oh well that is why I pay for DirecTV, HughesNet, Sprint/Mediacom, Iridium, and SIRUIS to keep me connected out in this fucking wasteLAND"

They are in the warm heat environment of my semi-truck's 53 ft cab's internal production studio. I have a 40 kW Kohler diesel generator to keep my equipment fully operational so I don't have to rely on connecting to mains

"I have a Pioneer KURO Elite PRO-151FD 60"" 1080p plasma from 2008 a year before Pioneer exited the television business in the summer of 2009, when they sold all their patents to Panasonic and the remaining engineers worked for Sharp to make 3D/240 Hz 1080p HDTVs LED-LCD in 60 inches and 70 inches"

"Lol fuck TN if that is why I prefer P-IPS 10-bit and my Sony GDM-FW900s, Sony Artisans CRTs, and my Sony BVMs/HDVS HDM-3850 and my Dolby Professional Reference monitor and EIZO DuraVision/NEC MultiSync panels"

"cedra you are stupid and you do not understand digital compositing or rotoscoping and video editing and effects and color grading/correction as I do with my SGO Mistika, Quantel Pablo, and Discreet Logic/Autodesk Inferno/Flame/Flint/Fire/Flare/Smoke/Lustre, Baselight Filmlight, BlackMagic Design DaVinci Resolve and other systems"

"Fuck, these service disconnections are annoying. Alright, I have been at this rest stop for over half a day now and will be driving another 1000 km over the next ten hours; I will only have two more days before I arrive on the coast opposite to the one "

They basically asked me to bring everything I've got so I brought a quarter of my whole damn warehouse with me and a mobile production suite built right into my 53 ft cab for this whole trip.

I am just at this Loves gas station with my Volvo VT880 with a Volvo D16 16-liter engine with 625 horsepower and 2250 ft-lb of torque and an 18-speed Eaton Fuller transmission and a 53-footer cab with all of my production and studio equipment.

"Um, I brought one of my female bobcat sweethearts that weighs about 30 lb and my female cougar broad that weighs close to 200 lb to be in my semi-truck's sleeper cab. Fuck off. My Volvo VT880 is very spacious and roomy just in the truck alone."

I left my other 98 cats at home and they'll fare just damn well fine without my presence till I get back. The house is free for their amusement whilst I am on this business trip.

I tried to tell of me leaving after an hour break at Loves mid-way my second 1000 km stretch of distance (500 km for five hours before from the last rest stop and a pit stop at Loves and then I drove another 500 km to get at the rest stop I have been since about four hours ago; now I have a little over 1000 km left to go).

"voof2 I am driving a VT880 Volvo semitruck with a Volvo D16 16-liter engine with 625 horsepower, 2250 ft-lb of torque, and my truck also has an 18-speed Eaton Fuller transmission along with a 53 ft trailer being towed behind me loaded with over 10,000 lb of studio and production equipment."

"Fuck this planet. If I ever get to the Moon, I am going to lob nukes at this world from orbit; JorKek, I am not a depressed crackerjack motherfucker like you. Whites are the most likely to commit suicide."

"My 2010 Monaco Signature Fortress IV, 2008 Volvo VT880, Mercedez-Benz Class B RV, my double-decker Jumbocruiser articulated bus, my Polaris dune buggy, etc."

I have to drive 1000 more km in a couple hours till I reach my destination. I have already been at this lame place for the past ten hours since I got here.

I stopped at one rest stop after driving 1000 km just two days ago. Then stayed for twelve hours and drove after that for 500 km and took an hour pitstop at some Love's gas station last night. Then drove another 500 km to the current rest stop I am at and have been at since ten and a half hours ago.

I have arrived at my destination since about two and a half hours ago to shoot a video production. All 3000-plus kilometers of distance has been driven.

faggetttss I am not uploading any more proof than my posts because apparently you are a picky fuck about what places you download photos and I honestly don't care if you believe me or not

"whatapath I'm on a short break now and am 75% unloading all my trailer's equipment for today's and the next five or six days' worth of off and on work, but I don't do business with drugfags."

Oh fuck this http://pastebin.com/raw/c1LunFNh

He's a pedo now

><Nuclear> I am thinking about adopting an eight-year-old girl and fucking her pussy out.

><Nuclear> No joke.

not sure if he's serious or just being edgy as usual

>>192637

<Nuclear> I love fucking cats, little girls, and I love to devour cocks.

<Nuclear> Please cum down my throat.

<superspergmite> but you're previous story was that you hated humans

<Nuclear> I do.

<Nuclear> Doesn't mean I can't have me some good cock every once in a while.

<Nuclear> Along with some young pussy.

<Whin> I thought you said you'd never fuck a human Nuclear

<Nuclear> An eight year old girl is younger than most of my oldest cats.

<Nuclear> I wouldn't.

<Nuclear> But I could change my mind.

<Nuclear> Depends on the risk to reward ratio.

>>192645

pure concentrated autism.

tfw none of the logs have him talking to me :^(

I memed him good :^(

Name: Christopher Bennett

Alias: Nuclear/Ripper/Brainiac3397

Address: 110 W Logan Ave DuBois, PA 15801

School: DuBois School Area District <http://www.dasd.k12.pa.us/>

D.O.B.: 04/03/2001

Profiles: http://pastebin.com/u/RIPPER_22

http://forums.school-survival.net/member.php?action=profile&uid=6430

Did I miss anything?

>>192675

Brainiac is not one of his aliases, I know this for a fact. However, slaythemall *is* one of his aliases.

>>192675

And here's his actual School Survival profile.

http://forums.school-survival.net/member.php?action=profile&uid=8096

>>192678

Name: Christopher Bennett

Alias: Nuclear/Ripper/slaythemall/thesupremeanarchist

Address: 110 W Logan Ave DuBois, PA 15801

School: DuBois School Area District < http://www.dasd.k12.pa.us/ >

D.O.B.: 04/03/2001

Profiles: http://pastebin.com/u/RIPPER_22

http://forums.school-survival.net/member.php?action=profile&uid=8096

>>192681

>Address: 110 W Logan Ave DuBois, PA 15801

>last sold in 2009 for $42,750

>all charts show it being bought in the 2009 market slump for rock bottom prices

>doesn't even show up on Streetview

Nuclear lives in a niggerhut, no "computer warehouse" in sight.

The amount of edge and cringe this Nuclear kid emits is off the fucking charts.

>>192681

1 814 371 2384

just a random string of numbers :^)

>>192681

>>192675

>>192638

>>192465

>>192711

Name: Christopher Bennett

Alias: Nuclear/Ripper/slaythemall/thesupremeanarchist

Address: 110 W Logan Ave DuBois, PA 15801

School: DuBois School Area District < http://www.dasd.k12.pa.us/ >

D.O.B.: 04/03/2001

Phone: 1 814 371 2384

Profiles: http://pastebin.com/u/RIPPER_22

http://forums.school-survival.net/member.php?action=profile&uid=8096

Why are they always pedos?

<Nuclear> I BEEN FUCKING EIGHT YEAR OLDS FOR AT LEAST HALF A DECADE

<Nuclear> IN SUBWAY BATHROOMS

<Nuclear> I FUCKING MADE THAT GIRL SQUEAL WHEN I BUSTED A NUT IN HER PUSSY

<Nuclear> IT WAS TIGHT AS FUCK

IP he's currently using: 66.87.65.71

Jan 05 03:27:50 <Nuclear> I LITERALLY GAG EIGHT YEAR OLD GIRLS ON MY DICK

Jan 05 03:28:16 <Nuclear> I LITERALLY FUCKING GAG THEM FROM HER THROAT WITH MY COCK

Jan 05 03:28:35 <Nuclear> BITCH DANGLIN' FROM HER LEGS

Jan 05 03:28:42 <Nuclear> BY MY ARMS

Jan 05 03:31:02 <Nuclear> WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE SWAT

Jan 05 03:31:12 <Nuclear> I NEED TO SHOOT ME SOME FUCKING COPS

Jan 05 03:31:38 <Nuclear> I AM GOING TO RIP THOSE SWAT NIGGERS TO SHREDS

Jan 05 03:32:06 <Nuclear> I'VE GOT 2 KILOS OF CALIFORNIUM-251 FAGGGOTS

Jan 05 03:32:20 <Nuclear> I AM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT

Jan 05 03:36:54 <Nuclear> I LITERALLY BOUNCE EIGHT YEAR OLD GIRLS ON MY DICK AT FIVE CYCLES PER SECOND

Weeeeeeew lads

>>192723

He sure is edgy. Still don't see how you plan on julaying him if all his info is already public.

>>192838

hey stonecold it geg tex back

>he shares the same name as me

>i have the spergs IRL

oh noes

He's claiming to have "ICBM's" now…

<Nuclear> And don't attempt to heckle with me, or you will face destruction on a scale you won't be able to witness before it is too late.

<Nuclear> I have an ICBM I built in my warehouse back at home.

<Nuclear> It is powered by a special chemical formulation of composite propellant I have successfully managed to synthesize as of recent.

<Nuclear> I am not wasting my ICBM shell on you losers, or my fissile material. That took a while to make.

<Nuclear> No, I will do it while you are gone, and let you live. And then face the aftermath.

Can we make this degenerate faggot commit sudoku or something? I dispise degenerates so much.

I never thought there would be a reason to ban my children from browsing Newegg, but…there you have it. Living proof it needs to be done. Right there in my fucking face every day I murk there.

>>196195

Nuke him in the snuke the nyberg way. Just record him for 2 weeks/months/whatever, make webms+pastebins, dump on parents.

Tell him to keep the mic on so we can hear the spankings!

Meh.

People here sound more autistic than ths kid. Cool down your sperginas, boys.

>>196195

>>201166

if anything, the OP is the worse faggot.

>taking retarded IRC logs as fact

might as well take every retarded chat room's logs and make infinite shit posts about em

Update!

I just got Nuclear glined from the Rizon servers. You're all welcome.

>>215280

No one, though I'll give him credit for at least choosing an awesome lie.

If someone has to lie, might as well make it retarded huge.

Emphasis on the "retarded".

Dude is now claiming he builds missiles in his basement with an FFL and that he's an arms contractor for the government.

His story gets more insane and inconsistent as it goes on.

new cocks incoming:

<tard> 22:18 < Nuclear> I haven't showered since last Halloween, so you know I don't give a fuck about body

<tard> 22:21 < Nuclear> It takes a tough person to go almost a year without showering. You faggots would have jumped off a building one month into such a herculean ordeal.

<tard> 23:23 < Nuclear> You are all college fags. I stopped at high school.

<tard> 23:24 < Nuclear> At least that shit was free.

<tard> 23:40 < Nuclear> I want my cum to stay inside of me. I don't want it going inside any human-being, es

<tard> 23:41 < Nuclear> That's why I am pursuing the aelurophile life.

<tard> 23:43 < Nuclear> And a hundred other STDs.

<tard> 23:58 < Nuclear> Thank fucking goodness I'm still a virgin.

<tard> 23:43 < Nuclear> I agree with Jignx. Human vaginas are especially disgusting, because you can get AID

<tard> 00:20 < Nuclear> I just got called by a woman telling me I won a two-night stay in a Las Vegas resort, only to be hung up on because I answered 'no' when the bitch asked if I was married or if I had a 'living girlfriend'.

<tard> 02:47 < Nuclear> I get high off watching birth videos on YouTube. Shit freaks me out, but I'm open to options.

<tard> 22:35 < Nuclear> I want to own an M240B machine gun, but the government says I can't own one.

<tard> 22:39 < Nuclear> Furries are sexy.

<tard> 07:10 < Nuclear> Trolling? Do you honestly believe I don't want to fuck feline pussy?

<tard> 07:11 < Nuclear> I was pretty fucking serious about that, man.

<tard> 08:17 < Nuclear> I need a job so I can buy a cat.

<tard> 08:17 < Nuclear> I am poor as fuck.

<tard> 08:18 < Nuclear> I don't fuck housecats.

<tard> 08:18 < Nuclear> I need that exotic shit.

<tard> 08:45 < Nuclear> No, seriously, I have been doing it since at least 2007 when I was 11-years-old in the fourth grade.

<tard> 08:47 < Nuclear> I got out last June.

<tard> 08:48 < Nuclear> I would have been in the fifth grade in late '06 but I got left back and had to repeat it. But I was able to skip mostly all of 7th grade and went to 8th grade in late '09.

<tard> 08:48 < Nuclear> If that had not happened, I wouldn't have graduated till this year.

<Nuclear> faggetttss, these cuckolds are trying to black-mail and desecrate my good name.

<tard> 00:32 < Nuclear> BURN THE JEWS BY DRENCHING THEM IN LIQUID DICYANOACETYLENE AND LIQUID OZONE!

<tard> 01:37 < Nuclear> I wish I had a fucking real computer.

<tard> 01:37 < Nuclear> Instead of a shitty phone.

<tard> 01:38 < Nuclear> That barely can run Flash.

<tard> 01:38 < Nuclear> A laptop from 2004 would be more usable.

<tard> 03:11 < Nuclear> Also, I love rule34.paheal.net.

<tard> 03:12 < Nuclear> I rememeber when I was looking at that site back in '07 when I was an 11 year old.

<Nuclear> I got my girlfriend plastered in a bukkake of horse semen as usual.

>>218308

I can't believe he'd claim to be a virgin. That might really be an imposter.

Old logs of Nuclear posting out of character have been found:

http://www.ssb64.com/irclog/#search-Nuclear

If you scroll back to 2015 he admits to at one point being homeless and barely affording his $94/mo sprint plan. Then suddenly after this embarassment he transforms into the edgy billionaire catfucker shitpostsona :^)

<Nuclear> I'll remain a faggot, because being a non-faggot in your world means being a slave to the system.

I would pay so much to finally see what this guy looks like.

>>192723

>I LITERALLY BOUNCE EIGHT YEAR OLD GIRLS ON MY DICK AT FIVE CYCLES PER SECOND

M-MASAKA!?

To be honest this shit is pretty funny. Like if he is just being an edgtard 14 year old it happens. If he is delusional and believes it he should probably get on some Geodon.

Either way I don't think you are gonna Kelly Slaughter him. He is a dumb poor as fuck white kid just acting like an idiot on the net. You might get a shame faced public apology if you harrass him, but st thst point it is just sad. Like he is being bullied because he has such a shit life he is trying to vent and escape it by bullshitting about his life.

Like look money and possessions feature really heavy in this shit. We know he us poor as fuck. He talks about weapons because he probably feels powerless. Animals and girls because feels isolated and lonely. The eight year old, catfucking, talking out swat shit is him just exagerating shit to try and get someones attention.

Granted it would probably be for his own good if this doxing scares some sense into him. Maybe he will stop before he says or does something that gets him into real trouble.

t. Not a guy who said a bunch of really dumb embarassing things when he was a kid because he was dirt poor, bullied daily, lonely as fuck and wanted attention.