/cow/ - Lolcows

Hold up a sec, OP. Who is that semen demon?

>>187565

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>>187566

Van Darkholme

>>187565

/phile/ also has a podcast on tips and tricks on how to get a 5 year old "cutie". They also hate on Chris Hansen for being a hater and don't want his show to come back.

>>187606

Don't mean to samefag, but apparently /phile/ and /hebe/'s podcast has the same hosts.

>>187606

Got a link? I don't want to actually set foot into /phile/, pretty sure that's just asking to get fucking arrested.

I'd like to believe this is all a giant joke, but I have a bad feeling that it isn't.

This isn't anything to laugh about.

>>187637

Was more referring to the podcast (mentioned by >>187607 too), but this is also fucking horrifying.

>But it would seem that from her mom's point of view, she is still very much a child, which is obviously not true, but who needs logic when you're a crazy, oppressive bitch?

Fucking hell, man.

>>187689

>Jesus /cow/ everytime I come to dip my toe in the madness you always have something new to make me feel physically sick.

>Last time it was that amzing atheist guy sodomizing himself with a bananna. Now it's a fucking pro paedo podcast…

I know, isn't it great? I love this place. On another note, the amazing atheist banana story is pretty old

I generally don't like advocating board wars, but I'm surprised /pol/ and /Christian/ haven't raided /phile/ and /hebe/ into surrender.

>>187703

>I generally don't like advocating board wars

I think we can all agree that pedos deserve to be raided.

Pedophiles ought to be castrated. I'm all for free love, but people who prey on children ought to kicked to Hell by a horse.

>>187725

I agree. We should use them for medical testing instead of animals. Would make them useful at least.

>>187565

Is there any way at all we can dox at least one of these monsters? Do they use the same names anywhere else?

>>187689

Just fyi T.J is a pedo now

>>187771

TJ always has been a pedo. When he was 23, he tried to date a 14-year old. Did he stop because of discovering some morality? No, it was because her Dad went full Matt Devoria on him.

Board owner of /philes/ is mad that socially retarded and malignant men won't follow rules.

https://archive.is/9ords

Dunno how I missed this one but thanks. As a fellow MAP I quite enjoyed the podcast and I think it's really great that we can have something like that for the open minded among us.

It is still humorous to see people get so upset about those attracted to ages below what 'society' generally deems acceptable, especially on 8chan of all places.

Also to clarify, pedophilia only refers to an attraction. I mean, I can get behind having a distaste for rapists of children (or anyone for that matter) but hating on someone for liking something you don't and that they don't necessarily have any control over seems misguided.

>>187723

From an administrative perspective he's correct. That said, we have full free expression as users, and that includes the freedom to raid

I mean hell, think about what would happen if SJWs tried to colonize 8chan. Why should pedos be treated any different?

>>187808

MAPs have freedom of expression and speech as well. Wouldn't raiding then be infringing on that?

>>187826

>Wouldn't raiding then be infringing on that?

No.

We're not talking about getting them banned from 8chan or getting them arrested for being creeps on the Internet (although if any of them have broken the law, even some minor tax fraud shit, then we get them arrested).

We're just talking about making it clear that we don't want them here.

I say "we" but the truth is that I'm not raiding any pedo boards. Don't want to end up a watch list. I will point and laugh if others do it, though.

>>187826

They have the freedom of expression and speech to voice their hatred for you and share their heart felt thoughts with you in your comment section.

Its a two way street, anon.

>>187827

and there's the problem. you get to filthy up your browsing history isp records and cache and all you end up doing is reporting cp and making their boards slightly safer for them to browse.

>>187806

>Expecting antis to be reasonable

If they were reasonable, they wouldn't be antis.

>>187806

>>187806

I accept that you have no more control over your disgusting, immoral fetish than Ted Bundy had over being a psychopath.

That doesn't mean you're not a sick fuck.

>ages below what 'society' generally deems acceptable

Yeah, we get it, you want to fuck kids. You're a piece of shit.

>>187888

Dank Hitlertrips, my angry friend. :^)

>>187808

There was a /sjw/ board. And literally only one SJW, the board owner, dared to actually stick around to be constantly dogpiled.

They can't stand anonymity.

>>187916

>Pedophilia is illegal primarily because it helps the government come up with excuses for monitoring and surveillancing the Internet.

First, pedophilia is not illegal.

Second, I thought you /hebe/s were supposed to be attracted to jailbait (aka "humans in their sexual prime") not 8-year-olds.

Third, having an age of consent, and having a concept of "it's wrong to diddle kiddies" pre-dates the invention of the internet by a few centuries, if not more. Pedos and terrorists are certainly handy scapegoats for those who want more surveillance powers, but there is no reason why they would privately have a positive opinion of pedophiles.

>>187916

>In the name of free speech let's relentlessly spam their discussion board until it becomes completely unusable.

Not in the name of free speech, but by virtue of free speech.

Like >>187808 said, we're free to raid as long as we don't do anything illegal. Just as the /hebe/ board exists as long as it doesn't do anything illegal.

>>187921

Most people on this board and in this topic consider anyone attracted to a person under 18 to be a pedophile.

basically reddit

>>187923

No, grown men who want to have sex with teenage girls are just stupid as fuck. They can't bond with, they are not that interesting and you should stick to 2D if you can't clap your desire for idiotic Highschool kids.

Normal people will never understand the desire to fuck children. Grooming tips also border on illegal. Being stupid enough to put them into practise gets you v&. If you want to be spooked more, I can count down how the police in my country puts you into pound-me-in-the-ass state prison long term effects on the people affected included. The investigation process will be excluded.

Pedos ought to be castrated. I'm not talking about the "I swear she was [insert of age consent]" kind. I mean the kind that uses the fleshy shift stick in front of elementary schools.

>>187926

Do you mean by that Regressive or Oportunistic pedos?

>>187923

You're kind of right. When MrEnter's thread was active people called AnimatedJames a pedo because he was hitting on a 17-year-old or something. So when I clicked on the link to the podcast I went into it assuming, 'Okay, these guys want to fuck 14-year-olds. Whatever, that's legal in some parts of the world.'

Right off the bat they were talking about being attracted to kids from age seven and up. That is straight-up pedophilia.

>>187924

Adult women are just as horrible, if not more so but I mainly blame that on society and the media.

Grown men think of having sex with teenagers because its very normal to feel attracted to them from a biological standpoint.

When I was 17 I unknowingly had sex with a 14 year old girl. She looked at least 16. Does this make me a pedophile?

>>187916

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>>187958

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>>187725

>>187738

Sometimes, you guys can be just as retarded as the lolcows you follow.

ITT: Pedo Defense Force with no /cow/ posting history defending their vile views.

Just confirming what everybody was thinking.

>>187882

Damn, I might have to watch this now. I like Matthew McConaughey.

Also Hot Wheels would totally stop anyone from raiding lol so good luck with that. Free Speech isn't being allowed to fuck other people over and forcibly silence them; actually that would probably be the SJW definition.

>>187979

>Hot Wheels would totally stop anyone from raiding

Has he done that before?

>>187965

You act like having a posting history on this shitty board is something worth bragging about.

>>187958

>What is puberty

That's quite the mystery you've got there, anon. Hit us up when you find out.

>>187979

Raiding isn't forcibly silencing shit. I'm firmly on the pedo side of this whole moral crisis /cow/ isn't going through because none of this matters and I invite the asspained antis to raid to their hearts cocks. No part of Hotwheel's faggy libertarian nonsense says that you're going to be heard if you speak, nor does it actually give you some right to speak on X board. The fact you can make new boards is what he left to 'guard' 'free speech', and he doesn't really involve himself beyond that because he's probably quite busy banging out Phillip twelve year olds on shrooms.

>>188031

Jealous?

>>187829

I didn't say people didn't have the right to bash them. But doing something that ultimately silences them isn't right. I mean, I don't agree with the views of ISIS, but I'm not going to say they can't spout their views.

>>188035

Well, 14 is a bit old. I guess I can't blame you for your refined tastes.

>>187565

Jesus christ lolcows have all turned into horrorcows.

>>187565

>Why not have a listen at the degeneracy and autism?

I don't want to give Nyberg clicks.

;^)

>>187958

since you were underageb& no.

>unknowingly

don't give me that, anon..

>>187961

Why? Because lowbrow propaganda says so? I already pointed out why society tells you that dating teenage grills as a grown man is stupid as fuck. Its legal in most countries, because most of them don't have puritans. Doesn't make a intelligent decision.

>>188097

Welcome to the dark ages. Hopefully fuzzy filtering CP makes them the last target for Global reports.

>>187916

Nice b8

And no, I have no intention of actually starting any board wars in practice. I'm just saying I wouldn't mind it happening

>>187916

Pedophilia is illegal primarily because children in general are dumb as shit. The government knows this, the parents know this, and even the childless public knows it.

The number is pretty arbitrary, but you have to consider that the parents of those kids are still their legal guardians responsible of protecting them from harm. Legal leverage over their sex, consensual or not serves as a safe barrier that helps parents protect their children from people who prey on naivete.

Overall it\s just a law to prevent smarter people from taking advantage of stupid people.

>>188155

>children in general are dumb as shit

just like most adults

>>187958

That's pretty normal, m8. But if you wanna get super technical about it that's more in the realm of hebephilia, rather than pedophilia.

>>187925

Wow, what an argument. You sure convinced me with those hot opinions.

>>188013

topkek

>>187921

next fuck

>>187620

>pretty sure that's just asking to get fucking arrested.

Whoa, hold up there son! if that's even true 95% of the pedos on 8chan would be arrested.

I agree with >>187704 though, pedos don't have a place on the surface web.

>>187958

You know that he AoC is 16 in most places, right?

>>188212

>Posts browser screencap

>Not a Kim Possible hentai tab to be found

I want to give you some credit and say the bait was in Steam/Plebspeak and GTA5, but I know you're not committed enough for that.

>>187806

>I mean, I can get behind having a distaste for rapists of children

Can you now? Jesus Christ, you fucking people make me sick

>>187882

Gonna watch this now, looks great

>>188251

Yuck, hentai. I'd rather fap to real porn instead of half-assed shit.

Thank fuck >>>/abdl/ exists.

>>188317

You don't have to fap to it, anon.

Small, small world…holy shit. I think I recognize one of the podcast members voices and if so this would suddenly make things way more interesting.

Dude is grade A insane lol.

Daniel if you are reading this and it is you in that podcast you had better unblock me on aim or I will officially make your life more hell than you could imagine.

~J

Imminent dox depending on how I feel and how fast Daniel sees this.

Daniel, in case you don't know who I am, we last talked in August about FFXIV and how sad you were you couldn't make you miqote look like your favorite girl.

Shall I tell them more, Daniel? The thread would probably love some of your more personal details. Unblock me on aim and we will negotiate :^)

Vyahdis Felblade/Mordor's name is James Daniel McDade and he's from North Carolina. He is almost 30 and lives on autism bux with his family.

He is mentally ill, among, many other things.

>>187637

Quick question: aren't "how to groom" tutorials forbidden by law in the US?

>>193241

Not really. You need to know what it is to prevent it. So the psychology is made public knowledge.

>>187916

found the pedo

Has Dr. Casio popped up over there yet?

>>>/cow/137204

>>194516

>supposedly pedo

>ruins Bubbles by giving her giant titties and basically making her a giant adult woman

what

Also nice post and all but that dude has nothing to do with the podcast.

>>187965

>>187926

>>187725

>Pedophiles ought to be castrated.

>Pedos ought to be castrated.

>ITT: Pedo Defense Force with no /pig/ posting history defending their vile views.

If you think pedos are vile, then I assume you don't find them funny.

If you don't find them funny, then they're not lolpigs.

This is clearly an edgy A-logging thread.

Hey guys, look who our pedos white knighted in a video.

>>187725

Pedos should get anally raped by big bubba every day.

>>187925

No, but it is used as an excuse because they can't think of anything worse short of elementary school shootings.

>>187888

Hold on a minute… what made Bundy disgusting wasn't that he wanted a mindless sex slave, it was that he kidnapped, raped, and tortured people to create one.

I also think that pedophiles should have the good sense to be ashamed of their fetishes (I like snuff porn and I don't let people outside of anonymous Internet communities know about it), but realistically speaking there isn't much evidence that they can do anything about it beyond resisting their urges. What's the point of harassing those who do?

How does this ones quality compare to that one GirlChat did years ago?

>>210292

Problem is when people don't shut up about how they suppress it, and surprise surprise turns out they aren't

Keep that shit between you and your therapist, there is literally nothing to gain from being public about it unless you plan to offend

>>213588

I dunno, never listened to that one. There's a very bizarre slapping match down in the comments of their latest video. It seems….they actually don't approve of sex with very young children and another degenerate argues with them.

Not defending them though, they are still sick fucks who should be tortured and castrated.

Video in question but the comments are way down below.

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>>213605

So is there actually some julay to be found, or is this another instance of "someone on the internet has an opinion I don't agree with, better post about it on /cow/"?

>>213605

Finally someone uses degenerate correctly.

>>187925

>>187916

I already knew that.

>>213605

I think it would reflect better on us all to inflict a quick, painless death.

Makes me wonder how support for the death penalty might change if a drug overdose could cause someone to die of pleasure.

Oh shit this thread hasn't autosaged to oblivion.

>>213959

AFAIK drug overdoses aren't a enjoyable death.

>>188212

http://ageofconsent.com/ is a site for ages of consent that hasn't been updated since 2002.

>>187607

Why is /hebe/ so obssesed with one plant?

>>213615

Why so serious?

>>210139

I was greentexting someone you tard

We need to counter this with out very own /cow/ podcast were we talk how amazing Black Dick is, specially for silly white boys.

>>188177

>just like most adults

I don't give a shit how old this comment is, is this seriously your justification?

>>187565

anti pedos are just closet faggots

>>187808

actually you don't, raids are globally illegal.

Do it, and you'll get rightly banned, closet pole smoker.

Here's a new lolcow, AGE ANONYMOUS, a mentally ill street preacher that I found last night searching for Florida school shooting "false flag" videos (both his videos on the subject have since been deleted).

I noticed he also made this video which seems appropriate for this thread.

https://youtu.be/_xY-iFlzcSA

Title: =="To DOMINIC HILLS puberty is the biblical age of consent. 100% fact"==

>>187565

Flagging their account down.

Thanks faggots for ruining the julay