Dear /cow/ I bring you GadenKerensky
https://www.reddit.com/user/GadenKerensky
Some choice quotes:
>If I could manipulate software/computers with my mind/to my will, I'd send them an ultimatum;
>Surrender and give yourself up to a reddit shaming with a post of your picture so all can see the man who thought ruining other's enjoyment was entertaining itself, or have every last electronic in your possession with an internet connection be infected with a virus that will make them run so hot their internals melt… oh, and I'll be keeping ALL the data you have. A second chance if you will, since I don't want to completely destroy you… just show you benevolence and mercy where you have not… and to know that you will NEVER be safe.
>Your best bet is to simply be a decent person. Then I won't come knocking… because here, in the digital realm…
>… I am god. And the power only goes to my head when I need it to.
>I'd like to be able to manipulate software to my will/with my mind.
>Then tell them I'll cause their PC's internals to melt, or their phone/tablet by forcing them to run so hot, with no way to turn them off, they'll damage themselves… unless they submit to a public shaming on reddit.
>You know what I'd do if I had the power to manipulate software and programming to my will/mind?
>I'd easily track down these fools… and give them an ultimatum.
>Come out, let themselves be publicly shamed on the forum with an apology… or have every computer connected to the net - phone, tablet, laptop, desktop, hell a fricken smart watch - be corrupted with a virus that causes their systems to run so hot they physically melt.
>And to keep doing it, until they surrender. How? I'll let them no each time, and if they don't answer within one minute of the thing being opened, that's there fault.
ITS CONCENTRATED UNDILUTED AUTISM