/cow/ - Lolcows (Three Years on 8chan!)

>>171868

>Some people advised not to make a thread because he is cannot be considered funny or goaded somehow

We already had one though. >>165606

If you can furnish this one with cocks, it might be a different story. But Sterling is less funny that MovieBob, and a lot more successful.

>>171869

Oh yeah, I figured we had one already, I just wasn't sure. But after the discussion in the MovieBob thread, I wonder why it wasn't more successful. Maybe we're all just lazy.

This formerly anti-feminist hamplanet now claims to believe that there are about a million different sexualities, and that the male/female gender binary is broken.

I really wanted to give you guys a source on that last claim. He said it during a Let's Play of Outlast which I randomly tuned in for, to give his LP series a chance. I can't find it now. It was during the segment where you shimmy along the rooftop ledges of the asylum in that game if anyone is familiar with it.

If the last thread didn't work, why should this one?

Anyone got pictures of his wife?

Is she really that big?

>>171879

THIS

I want to see this landwhale.

>>171885

Are there moar?

She looks like a female Jim.

>>171896

True, but like >>165756 and the rules say, is he funny? Can trolls make him funny?

>>171901

Wouldn't making him funny be kind of cheating?

>>171892

I think if properly pressed he could definitely be made to sperg out. There's the screenshots of him screeching at feminists because they didn't like his articles -though now he is one- and he was so sensitive about how his video about Quiet would be received he opened by saying he knew he was going to be called an SJW and he wasn't going to listen.

His entire persona is that of an arrogant, know-it-all dictator who demands adoration. Those types always have incredibly fragile egos.

>>171907

>I think if properly pressed he could definitely be made to sperg out.

Just make fifty or so posts about how awful he is and then link him here.

He's guaranteed to sperg out. He doesn't take criticism well.

>>171868

>Helped kill the career of a journalist because he wanted to expose a tranny that stole people's donations to a game in order to perform his SRS.

Got more about this? who's the tranny? mr.wu?

>>171885

He went sjw for that manatee?

Fucking pathetic man, you can't make this shit up.

>>171912

Chloe Sagal

He (Sagal) claimed he needed money for a life saving surgery and it turned out he was using the money to get a sex change. Alistair Pinsof exposed or tried to expose him and Destructoid fired him to appease the transgender 'community'. Fat ass Sterling had a hand in it.

>>171916

>>171915

Isn't that the same tranny who publicly begged mr.wu for moneys then told him to go fuck himself when he couldn't get any victimbux?

>>171918

I believe so, yes.

>>171909

I'd say we should all go to his channel, embed videos from it and pick each one apart, but he doesn't really get that many views (god knows how he rakes in so much on patreon when so many of his videos barely break 10k views) and then he'd just respond to it by gloating that we were making him money.

If I knew how to make webms, maybe I'd just webm every video on his channel, post them here, and we could go through video by video picking them apart without giving him any views.

>>171920

That's a lot of work.

I say we just bitch about him for a bit, link him here and say we've got his dox. He will brick it.

>>171920

>If I knew how to make webms

Go to any of those "youtube download" sites, there is metric shitton of those

Download the video then use VLC to make a webm

Done

I'm pretty sure there's another Jim Sterling thread out there.

One thing another person in that thread mentioned that I found quite insightful, is about his persona. It's a made up persona designed to attract people to him. He's provocative, and switches sides when the opportunity arises to gain more followers or donations.

He's the type of person who julays himself, though at a slower pace than others. Giving him more attention is what he wants, and there are already numerous people out there trying to crack him. Another few eggs in the basket won't crack his shell, but he's guaranteed to put out more cocks to push the status quo, and his patreon.

>>171929

>One thing another person in that thread mentioned that I found quite insightful, is about his persona. It's a made up persona designed to attract people to him. He's provocative, and switches sides when the opportunity arises to gain more followers or donations.

That's true for a lot of e-celebs.

None of this is funny. It's SJW BS, yes, but not funny.

Unless you have a video of him in the shower singing Julay, this thread is going to be stale.

>>171906

Nope!

>>171907

Very well. I'm deleting the old thread and putting a cocks ultimatum on this one. If he doesn't get trolled before this thread hits the bump limit, it'll be our last thread about him.

8archive is down, so here's an archive.is snapshot of the previous thread: https://archive.is/aUw6h

>>171868

>Got married to a landwhale and became a massive pussy-whipped mangina SJW

Is he really a SWJ? I thought he was just a chaotic neutral who plays both sides for maximum Patreon bucks.

Then again, I have only watched two or three videos of his. The persona he puts up is so obnoxious, it's like Moviebob, TotalBiscuit and The Amazing Atheist tried to eat each other at the same time and the universe turned that paradox into this abomination.

>>171992

He complained about the terms SJW being used as insult and made entire videos discussing about female objectification, and he absolutely refuses to talk shit about Zoe Quinn and defended her honor. He is definitely leaning more on the SJW side than being anti.

>>171871

Maybe you should try letting there be a chance for something to happen? Sterling is a fucktard, one of those crazy 180-spinners, and has good potential. We have 17 fucking threads on Blob and many on Peter Coffin who's shit his pants and done nothing interesting so give something a fucking chance.

We got over 200 posts on some jew actor mangosteening on twitter before some hotpocket cuck autosaged it. Things do tend to have cocks if they aren't immediately nuked because muh ecelebs.

>>171920

Works for Blob and other video-making cows.

>>172014

The funny thing about this snowflakery shit is that it completely accidentally claims that "homosexuality is not natural, but actually a choice".

>>172028

lol pretty much. And all the genderfluid/genderqueer bullshit just reinforces the idea that there are inherently male and female roles and behaviors, when progtards were pushing that gender is a social construct, and you weren't any less of a man or woman because you didn't fully conform to those roles a decade ago.

>>172014

It's never going to fucking die because Tumblr have decided to include personality traits into a different sexuality.

When most people say "I don't like one night stands, I rather be in a relationship because the sex feels more meaningful", people just shrug and say "okay." To Tumblr, this is a sexuality. "Demisexuality".

When most people say, "I want to be with a guy/girl who is intelligent", others think "they prefer someone with an intelligent personality". Tumblr says "sapiosexuality".

"A billion sexualities" exist because Tumblr wants to be fucking special and has decided to make personality or physical traits into sexualities.

Brunetteuality. Bimbouality. Chubbyuality. You could make a trillion sexualities just describing physical and emotional traits.

>>172042

I'm sure that there won't be a shortage of new made up sexualities, but I'm hoping people stop using them. SJWs and people who point and laugh at them know what this made-up shit means, but most normies don't, and when they see a tl;dr wall of labels on someone's dating profile they'll see a high maintenance nutjob who needs to hide behind their alphabet soup gender, sexuality, and pronouns to make up for a lack of a personality.

jim sterling was always a loudmouthed asshole, why are people only seeing this now? was it because he went from telling women to kill themselves to complaining about gg?

>>171886

Shes still like half the size of him though. Calm down.

>>172042

Yes. Sexuality refers to the sex of the person you are attracted to-so there are only really 4 sexualities. The rest is,well, bull. I imagine this may have come about as trannies trying to convince lesbians to sleep with them because they are "really women" and they keep bitching about "sexuality refers to being attacted to genders, not sex." Despite the fact the term is SEXuality, not GENDERality.

>>172081

I think 5. Throwing dofgfuckers a bone

>>172081

>4

>attracted to opposite sex

>attracted to same sex

>attracted to both

Anon, that's 3.

>>172115

I think he is throwing the pansexuals a bone with "I fuck men and women, cis or trans"

>>172115

>1) attracted to opposite sex

>2) attracted to same sex

I think you could narrow that down to two, people having some combination of the two: 1 and 2, 1 but not 2, 2 but not 1, neither 1 nor 2 (assuming asexuals are real, and not just special snowflakes — I really don't know). It might even be more accurate to measure people's sexuality in % heterophile and % homophile or something

>>172138

>cis or trans

Wearing a dress does not change your sex. Also, why is this a thing? Doesn't tumblr think that trannies are real girls?

>>172084

Yeah. Dogfuckers, paedos, ponysexuals, and so on. Forgot about those.

>>172148

>Also, why is this a thing? Doesn't tumblr think that trannies are real girls?

Shh, baby. Pointing out the doublethink would kill them.

>fat

>ugly

>SJW

>"rage reviewer"

seems julayable

Nothing ever seems to stick with Sterling. Even though his pro-journalist bias slips through quite his consumer-friendly facade somewhat frequently and he's very quick to consider bridge burning as a solution to his problems, him doing these things has never gotten the same kind of reaction that, say, Adam Sessler or Extra Credits would get. Jim's antics can get a reaction, sure, and it's not always a positive one, but people just won't give up on the guy.

>>172115

homosexual

heterosexual

bisexual

asexual

thats 4.

>>172138

nope-pansexual is a special snowflake term for bisexual, and a lot of bisexuals are pissed off with that.

>>172148

actually with those into beastiality you'd be surprised how fussy they are about the sex of the animal they fuck with. so i dunno how you would go about that.

>>172148

>Doesn't tumblr think that trannies are real girls?

most trannies think they are real girls. just go ask the idiots on 4chans LBGT board. They are pretty easy to troll, just say trans woman are really men and see a fight break out between trannies, lesbians, gays, black people, you name it! Heres one example: http://boards.4chan.org/lgbt/thread/4979618/hons-they-ruin-everything#p4981918

>>172014

>That image

Its like the nightmare tumblr version of /a/

>>171929

>It's a made up persona designed to attract people to him. He's provocative, and switches sides when the opportunity arises to gain more followers or donations.

Isn't that basically what the entire SJW leadership is?

>anita armenian: scammer and PUA

>zoe 5 dicks: grifter and helldump fan

>mandy harpoons: GNAA member

>mr.wu: sexist homophobe and islamophobe

>pedobutt: literally a pedo and a nazi

>kutchera: bald racist and rape apologist

……and the list goes one

Pretty much everyone on the SJW side is the biggest piece of shit and proud of it, they just changed side when they realized they could get victimbux and attention out of it

problem with Sterling is that half his shit is probably sarcastic or overblown on purpose, i don't think attacking him on what he says is going to provoke anything other than mockery

probably more success in pestering that one tranny underling he has to get a reactio out of Jim

>>172238

Fuck off jim, we're not attacking your fuckboi just so you can white knight his prolapsed anus for patreon points

>>172241

what the fuck

>>172241

We got another paranoid over here!

>>172238

He has a tranny underling?

>>172236

>>anita armenian: scammer and PUA

What the literal fuck?

>>172269

And by that, I mean the PUA part that got me surprised

I know samefagging. Saging anyway.

>>172270

She's gonna tele-seminar the fuck outta you

>>172289

>Implying 4chan was never populated by anyone other than drama seeking faggots and cucks

Seriously tho that thread is in fact tame compared to the real deep shit that goes on LBGT. They are also paranoid that any thread stating trans women are men or its a disease is a raid by /pol/. They are that out of touch with reality…

>>172294

That should be ever populated, not never.

>>172289

around the same time moot did and everyone came here, I think.

>>172296

BWAHAHAHAHA 4chan has always been inhabited by forever alone loners trying to tulpa their waifu into existence and desperate edgelords being anti-social. Where did you think its reputation for being a site inhabited by fucked up teenagers came from?

>>172289

Any time SJWs decide to shill on 4chan some of the people involved end up becoming regulars while keeping their agenda.

>>172332

The trannies on there are anti-sjw and anti-fem yet still lose their shit if you misgender them. Many people are hypocrites irl.

So

How are we gonna troll Sterling?

He must be trolled. Might as well be by us.

How are we going to do it?

>>172337

we could try to feed him fake info about something and hope he makes a video about it?

>>172337

Maybe pointing out how much of a hypocrite he is from what he posted a few years ago to how he is now?

>>172337

We have a doctor explain the dangers of being overweight and troll him into giving up all his favorite foods and blowing tons of time in the gym.

In the end he wins out if he does it but as a lot of people could tell you the process basically sucks up until the point where you start getting results.

>>172337

If we make him a game about him, we might convince him to look. A bit like >>171870, but tailored to make him sperg. I wouldn't want to go through the effort of coding a game just for the sake of getting cocks from a potential lolcow, but a short twine game entiteled something like

>The colourful past of Jim Sterling, his time in the jewish reeduKIKEtion camp, and how Men's Rights will lead to his salvation — part 1

might grab his attention, as well as being easy to make. Note the "part 1": If it works we can make more parts.

Also note that such a game would make feminists become hysterical, having "evidence" of how evil MRAs are; and MRAs would become hysterical about how they are getting blamed for something they didn't do and that we don't represent all MRAs. Sorry, Karen, I like you, but julay is the only girl for me.

>>172342

Was getting fit part of your plan?

>>172262

Laura K who is his costar on his podcast. She is pretty much just a tranny version of Jim, unfunny obsession with sex jokes and everything.

Anybody have the youtube/webbum links to that one fat british kid with man tits crying about being a loser who looked shockingly like a young Jim Sterling?

>>172337

That is the tricky part. Dude is hard to goad, unlike MovieBob, he doesn't spend every five minutes making a fool of himself on Twitter. He hasn't even given any good ammo for the GamerGoys to use back when the Quinnspiracy broke out. He remained relatively neutral by keeping to himself because he knew better to not further insult gamers, unlike the rest of the anti-GGs who seemingly couldn't help but keep provoking it all the time. Every once and while he does produce some julay, like when Square Enix denied him a review copy for Type-0 or whenever some insane shitty dev tries DMCA'ing him like the Slaughtering Grounds dev.

>>172686

Found it

>>172872

I assume that's a Myspace angle, or was Jim actually thinner back then?

>>172872

>Ever ceasing to love Mighty Boosh

ur a faget

>>172872

It is a rare thing that people can look back on their teenage years of trying to be edgyand realise what faggots they were, so you should be proud.

Its a mighty shame that stuff happened so long ago-but as this is the internet we all know nothing is ever truly lost, just perhaps harder to find. Maybe we will get a lead, and jim will get a shock, when we least suspect it.

>>172889

>It is a rare thing that people can look back on their teenage years of trying to be edgyand realise what faggots they were

>rare

Where have you been the last few weeks? That's the Nyberg defence - 'I was just a teenager trying to be edgy'.

>>172340

That wouldn't work at all. Name me just a single SJW that doesn't have a lot of shit in the past or even present. They don't care. All sins are forgiven once you drink the coolaid and everything is fair game.

He'll just go "Yeah, I used to be a shithead. Now suck my dick!" and that'll be it.

He doesn't care and I don't think we'll ever get anything out of him.

>>172889

That stuff is a decade old, so the Nyberg defense will easily save him. Thing is, he was like that well up to 2010, possibly 2012, and then he did a full 360 and turned around.

>>172872

He was a lot thinner, huh? Poor guy.

Bit OT but in reference to cuckchan and the sexuality debate heres another lolthread for your amusement http://boards.4chan.org/lgbt/thread/5008304/genderqueer

>>172905

>Thing is, he was like that well up to 2010, possibly 2012, and then he did a full 360 and turned around.

That was my train of thought too. While that stuff is decades old he's had that persona up to 2012 and then suddenly changes. Douchebags who have been douchebags for well over a decade dont just 360 so quickly like he did. ITs very fishy.

>>171868

He kinda has evolved his messiah complex into the "shtick" of his show and his fans all defend it.

Someone asked him to stop going after bad games on Greenlight and instead focus on actual problems an actual pundit would report on. His response was "eff off" and people swarmed to defend the guy, claiming the guy that made the original request was probably the creator of the game.

I don't know if Sterling himself would yield any gold, but his rabid audience would.

>>172337

>get greenlight accounts

>make really bad games to bait him

>when he reviews the game, file a DCMA against him

>it locks down his account, forces him to go to "copyright school"

>he'll file a counterclaim and get his video back two weeks later

>and make a video about butthurt he is over you fucking up his shit

>so file a DCMA claim against that

There was a court saying footage of video games are fair use, so I'm not sure if this still works. YouTube is supposed to make it more difficult to do this, but they're owned by Google.

This happened to him enough for his response to become formulaic, and was a bigger part of his popularity than he probably realizes.

Without him being able to play the "censored journalist of the people" card anymore, people will probably get tired of him.

>>172207

>Pansexual is special snowflake

>asexual isn't

Pot meet kettle

>>172967

well since the lock on his account would be temporary and im pretty sure he is a partner so it wouldnt really matter since im pretty sure he is a partner

>>172969

Nope. Pansexual is just a pretentious term for bisexuals who will fuck trannies and herms. It's retarded because the number of those groups combined is less than a percent of the population but snowflakes think it deserves its own designation. Also if you're straight or gay and you'll fuck a tranny, you don't get some new sexuality name, so why is it any different for bis?

Asexuals do exist, but contrary to what tumblr likes to believe they aren't that common. Tumblr asexuals usually are normal people who have some other problem causing their low libido. Either a fear of sex, mental disorders like depression or anxiety, side effects from medication, bad past experiences, etc. If you took all those cases away, you'd peobably have a very small percentage who don't enjoy sex, don't fap, don't like porn, and have literally no interest in sex whatsoever.

>>172872

Honestly, assuming Jim was thinner back then, he wasn't a bad looking bloke.

Now he looks like a fifty year old lesbian

What the fuck happened?

>>172992

autism and becoming a SJW

>>172974

That's the point: you don't want him to go under and lose his channel. We're julaying him for fun and want it to last as long as possible; we're not trying to bump him off the Internet.

Getting rid of him is GamerGate's department.

>>172958

It's like reading tumblr in chan format.

>>173022

That board is a fucking goldmine for that shit no wonder its not considered the worst on cuckchan. Fun to troll though.

>>172992

Its amazing he looks human there and not like jabba the hut

>>172207

Pedophiles and car fuckers. Lots of little deviations.

>>173049

Just quit while you're so far behind, m80.

>>173059

homosexual-opposite sex

hetrosexual-same sex

bisexual-both sexes

asexual-no sexes

its used to cover all bases.

http://www.medicaldaily.com/asexuality-real-how-rare-orientation-helps-us-understand-human-sexuality-332346

i dont see what you're bitching about.not everything you havent heard of comes from tumblr. its a lot easier than saying attraction to no one. again please stop puttings words in my mouth.

>>173113

ugh i meant

homosexual-same sex

heterosexual-opposite sex

well you all know what i mean

>>173080

Quit what? Is this a pissing contest?

>>173081

Yeah I didn't understand that either, the amounts of faggotry on there is sky high. /fit/ is also full of faggots but tbh i think it always was like that.

>>173113

>http://www.medicaldaily.com/asexuality-real-how-rare-orientation-helps-us-understand-human-sexuality-332346

Special snoflakes: the article. Asexuallity as defined there, is a completely normal person who (despite feeling arousal and being able to mastrubate) don't want sex — a bit like an unattractive, shy person looking for an excuse for why he's too cowardly to approach girls.

All evidence they have for Asexuallity existing is the method of exclusion:

>"We and others have looked at, tested, and ruled out most other explanations, including sexual disorders, religiosity, celibacy, others. Skepticism drives our research agenda."

The mindset of "I've excluded A, B, and C, therefore E" is of course retarded, as there are always more possibilities than you realise. I don't know how they would even exclude, as an example, "People wanting to feel like special snowflakes, therefore considering themselves asexuals" as these people would try to answer the questions as if they actually were asexual.

>>173059

Assuming you've finished middle school, did they ever teach you how to read a dictionary definition? Notice there are two points there, under "adjective." That's a list of possible meanings. So, something which is "free from or unaffected by sexuality" is asexual. It doesn't have to reproduce asexually. Hope this has been helpful!

>>173145

i knew someone who recently came out as "asexual" & I can confirm, he's trying for special snowflake status

funny thing is, there's an actual open fag amongst our group & the asexual one openly complains about how so oppressed society is to him when we all hang out & make dick jokes

>>173258

>& & &

I do believe that aseaxuals exist. The fact that there are people who are not sexually attracted to anything makes sense to me.

However, many self-declared asexuals seem to be special snowflakes who are looking for a convenient excuse why they can't find a partner.

see also "aromantic" for the more specialised, even shittier excuse

Well anyways, kinda going off-topic here.

>>173150

Yeah this was what I was trying to say but you put it much better.

>>173266

"aromantic" is a snowflakey way of say narcissist or whore, as its someone who does not fall in love but does still go round fucking people.

Getting back to the topic at hand any ore idea's at trolling sterling? I personally think it will be tricky as he seems to deflect a lot of stuff by ust saying "fuck off" however as someone pointed out earlier is this maybe indication he takes critisism very seriously?

>>173448

probably could if get some troll points on sterling if someone browsing this makes a game, puts it on steam, & on the off chance he reviews it, you have it taken down

other than that, you could probably get him by going through his old social media shit & looking up his dirt. dude clearly had a point in time where he was not only a cunt, but an open one

>>173461

I do believe the term is mangina.

>>173604

nah, I think that's now

I'm talking about the time in his life where he was all "I'm going to staple your cunt shut and rape you" or whatever it was that people found from his twitter

>>173644

Personally I believe in how much of a jackass someone is now, rather than how they were an eternity ago.

Though it is a little funny to look back on.

>>173645

>I believe in how much of a jackass someone is now, rather than how they were an eternity ago

yeah, same here

then again, I also think it's somewhat shameful to preach about morality & never address your own shortcomings

>>173650

Isn't that kind of like an ex-drug fiend telling people not to do drugs at seminars?

>>173651

not really. for lack of a better analogy, I'd say the Bill Cosby shit

dude wanted to be this big black community public-commentator, yet he never addressed his own past of drugging & fucking women

it took a whistle blower to confirm that he did it

>>173655

You have a point. but no sane person would bring up the unnecessary risk of opening ones past, unless it was too late.

Its a human logic flaw we over look.

>>173658

I see it as something that's more respectful albeit, not if it's cosby-level

in many ways, you're opening yourself up & airing your dirty laundry. you're telling the world that you aren't perfect, & you can say that you're going to work on bettering yourself

>>173655

>implying that ever happened

It's a false flag by the jews for Cosby daring to want the dindus to better themselves.

>>173667

This.

It's defamation of character fueled by the desires of a mob of whores to become relevant.

I've been banned from 4chan for saying "transwomen" are delusional men. WTH has 4chan become? Anyway bumping this thread because I really want a julaying of ol' jimmy boy.

>>174412

On halfchan we don't have fun on the expense of other people. What board was it? Do you know the reason? This might just have been a 'keep /pol/ in /pol/' or some stupid shit like that?

>>174412

Getting banned for shit posting proves nothing

>>171992

He's a feminist so pretty much. He's a hypocritical cunt. He's as bad as the people he claims to be against, he's just with Game journo pro as opposed to AAA

>>174435

I was replying to the threads posted here on the lbgt board, some trannies were saying their penises were female penises, i merely stated penis is male biology and stating biology to be a "social construct" is delusional. You can say you are gonna shoot up a school on 4chan but saying biology is truth is having fun at the expense of people? lol ok

>>174450

I dont see how pointing out biological facts is "shitposting"

Well there isn't much to be done with him, is there? I mean, he's the very incarnation of a manchild in both body and attitude, and if he showed up nowadays he would get julayed dry and flee the internet. As it is, however, he managed to garner a large following of mouthbreathers and insulated himself. You know the kids who worship Pewdiepie because "he's so random and funny"? Yeah, the exact same people also watch Sterling because "he tells it like it is".

>>174610

I'd have to agree. He can't be trolled. He's like Total Biscuit except more of a hack.

>>171868

>>172872

being fat really fucks up your everything

buddy looked like a normie before the fat got him

>>172014

Honestly he's joking. Jim often pokes fun at the more extreme tumblrisms but respects consenting adults' right to be irredeemable weirdos if that's their thing.

He's a fat bag'a'laffs and he understands himself as such.

>>174665

Hi Jim, welcome to the thread.

>>174618

I agree, unfortunatly jim cannot be julayed. I disagree hes a bigger hack than total biscuit, no ones a bigger hack than total biscuit unless you count the very small youtubers like razorfisted, assereli and the like.

>>174857

>Claims to be a consumer advocate

>Only thing he does to 'advocate' for the consumer is make shitty videos where he rants about stuff

>Only goes after soft targets like EA or Microsoft, or Indie developers that aren't his friends

>Refuses to attack abusive indie devs that are his friends

>Chimps out and claims he should be a 'consumer advocate' on his and not the consumer's terms when people point this out

No, Jim is much bigger hack than Total Biscuit by far.

>>174862

Didnt he also go after squaresoft, oh sorry enix for their shitty way of doing business?

I dont trust total biscuit, but then again i dont trust sterling either. They are both shills imo.

>>174867

>Didnt he also go after squaresoft, oh sorry enix for their shitty way of doing business?

Again, another soft target.

>I dont trust total biscuit, but then again i dont trust sterling either. They are both shills imo.

At least when Total Biscuit says he advocates for the consumer he tries to do his due diligence, like when he sat down and interviewed Stephen Totilo for however long. Like him or not, you've got to give him his props.

Sterling's a hack fraud. The extent of his consumer advocacy is making shit videos where he rants about stuff, and he's critic proof now because some idiots have decided that he 'tells it like it is' and just deny that the whole 'Jim revealing his true colours' during the GamerGate situation ever happened.

>>174869

>At least when Total Biscuit says he advocates for the consumer he tries to do his due diligence

He threw a shit fit and stormed off reddit because he couldnt handle critisism, from people wo support him. If he cant handle that i doubt he could handle himself in an actual confrontation with a decent (ie not soft) opponent.

I have never believed sterling to be an "advocate" for the consumer, it was just a way to make him feel like he was doing something worthwhile-same with biscuit. They are both in it for internet fame, in it to line their pockets, they can both go fuck themselves and if you wish to be deluded into thinking otherwise thats your choice. But some of us prefer the truth.

>>174887

> if you wish to be deluded into thinking otherwise thats your choice.

I'm not a particularly big fan of either of them, just stating my opinion that Sterling is just a 'diet' TotalBiscuit - the only time 'diet' could be used to describe anything about Sterling ever

I like how he also gave senran kagura 2 a 3/10, all the while talking about how he "respects" the fact that the series is flaunting its fanservice instead of making it try to seem deep

Then it doesn't really make sense why he would hate the game that much unless it was too hard for him. It has the best gameplay in the series as far as i'm concerned

>>172269

See? This is one of the reasons GG fucked up

They are against some of the worst shit out there each individual with a long fucking history of nasty shit……….and nobody knows about it

I told them long ago to take all this shit to the surface, to spam it every-fucking-where, but NOOOOPE, and thats why most people just like you still don't know about it

It's ridiculous, sjw makes shit up about vidya but gamers actually hide the fucking nasty bits about them? Fuck…..

>>173701

>muh suprem gentlyment

You don't get to be a slut fucking celebs and wanting to get high on quads like a lot of whores did on the 80s and then call it rape like these bitches are doing

Never liked cosby that nigga was a fad, but let's be honest and call these accusations as what they really are: *dick sucking regret syndrome*

This is what happens when a fucking joke like slut-shaming gets taken seriously

>>174915

When the rumors of anita doing pua stuff first came out, i thought there was going to be an anita joi video or something, which would have been pricelessly ironic.

>>171885

that pig has a mighty fine snout

>>175585

We got a video of her endoraing those scam seminars with a guy who ended up jail for doing it

And another one where she flat-out says she isnt a gamer and knows jack shit about vidya less than 2 years before she started her ebegging in kikckstarter

>>175624

We could stand to make a lot of money if we domesticated it, and used it to farm for truffles.

>>171896

How do self hating men exist?

Male SJW's are like black KKK members. It shouldn't exist.

>>175645

Probably cuz they want sjw pussy. Or they're trans, but the former is far more likely.

>>175645

>>175650

Airport's Law. If you seen Randi Harper's list of Patreon donators, you will find that there were like 10 betacucks for every cunt giving money to that bitch. Sure enough, most of them were donating like 1 or five bucks per person, but there was one guy giving out 200 to Harper.

>>175674

https://ghostbin.com/paste/qjqmp here's harpoons patreon donors, why anyone would give that fat sack of fecal matter money frrankly baffles me.

>>175645

White male guilt kills two birds with one stone. They get to score brownie points from leftist identitarian cunts while gaining an outlet for the massive amount of self loathing they have for being effeminate lard asses.

>>175645

Black men haven't been programmed to hate themselves by schools and media the way white men have.

>>172289

It's just the /lgbt/ board. /cuteboys/ is redpilled as fuck, despite craving cocks up their cute little buttholes.

>>175596

>Face looks like giving head

>Wonders why men are making dick jokes to her

I know he's untrollable but surely there must be some way to ruffle his layers of flab…er i mean feathers. Right?

>>177367

Well, the guy has been frequent target of easily butthurt devs that try to DMCA him for saying shit about their awful games. He recently got involved in legal action over libel by one such studio. He is most vulnerable when that happens.

>>175674

Honestly anyone who fantasizes about fucking that whale deserves to die

>>175891

Give it time, cunts have been going against hiphop for a while and you can already see rappers having to apologize for soggyknees

>>171885

Wait, I knew Sterling moved to the south but that's no excuse to start fucking your sister.

>>177367

The only way to ruffle shuffle his rolls is to make what he says seem incorrect. He thrives on being right, but unfortunately beside the SJW shit, it is near impossible.

>>177741

One wonders how these rotund ruffians are even capable of penetration. If the wife wants a kid from Jimmy, there's probably a turkey baster involved.

>>178181

Fitting, since I imagine a sex tape between them would look like someone slamming two thawed out Thanksgiving turkeys together.

>>178181

When people want to have sex, they always find a way.

>>178181

Wife's already got a kid from another man. Why would she want to carry around Jimmy's inferior genetics?

>>178355

So he is raising another man's kid. Guess what does that make him.

>>184554

I knew Jim was a loser. I didn't know how bad it was.

>>184562

>>184562

>Someone produced a child with that?

>>184554

>>184623

Do not be silly. You can"t breed with yourself in drag.

>>178355

Is the kid retarded like TB's?

>>184633

Well this is his mum >>184554 and Jim's his stepdad, so unless his real dad has a good head on his shoulders (which I doubt, seeing as he fucked his mum) I strongly suspect that yes, he is retarded.

>>172689

Who the hell is that?

>>184554

Good fucking lord. And there are MORE people willing to sleep with that!?

What happened to having standards!?

>>184554

>>177611

>the guy has been frequent target of easily butthurt devs that try to DMCA

Fuck, why aren't we trying to julay them? Why focus on this e-celeb who's practically untrollable?

>>184764

>I'm not a cuckold

CUCKOLD CUCKOLD JIMMY IS A CUCKOLD. JIMMY CONFIRMED CUCKOLD. CUCKOLD CUCKOLD CUCKOLD.

I'd still say a cuckold is the kinda poor bastard who's whore wife fucks around behind his back.

A cuck is the Anthony Burch type who fucking know about and condone their wives getting railed by other dudes.

I feel sorry for "cuckolds". That kinda betrayal cuts deep.

A cuck is just inviting derision.

>>184764

that's exactly what a confirmed cuck would say.

The evidence is against you, Jim. Just admit it.

>>184764

this tweet has either been burned or its fake.

>>184764

Jim, you're not just a cuck, you're a fucking bender

https://twitter.com/jimsterling/status/92639906416959488

He released a video called 'An Xtreme Outrage' and it's seven minutes of him missing and misrepresenting the point, being butthurt that he was wrong and pretending the sun shines out of his arse.

If you can't be bothered to watch (I didn't finish it) he pretends he made an enlightening DOAX3 video and it got censored by magical SJW powers.

>>184805

>>184803

>Fez 2 would have been a great game, it only got cancelled because of those evil GGers!

>DOAX3 would have never gotten a release outised of japan anyways, SJWs aren't related in any way!

I also love the fact that ignores every tweet that tells him that the sales for previous DOAX games were better in the west then in japan.

>>184764

Fuck you, I almost thought that was real. Did he delete it? I want to believe.

>>184803

>it's seven minutes of Sterling being Sterling

No surprises there then

>>184856

inb4 they pretend that the tweet was real to make the b8 detectors gettin a b8 for a b8

>>184848

It's not satire. It's hipster irony. He's entirely self-aware of what he's doing but is hoping that calling attention to it will make it less shitty, which is hypocritical considering how often he'll criticize shovelware developers for doing just that.

>>184864

Is he aware of this Patreon issue? Because I've never seen him address it, and this video makes it look like he's trying to make fun of people profiting off of videos while he is himself profiting off of his videos.

>>184866

But he's doing it "ironically" so it's ok.

>>184809

Why does xe have a penis for a chin?

>>184764

Is this real?

Fuck, being a cuck its already pathetic but getting cuck with this bitch here >>184554 its beyond shotgun mouthwash

>>184905

I doubt it. No archive link is like like not having tits and the face in the same shot in movies.

>>184678

Bump.

>>184809

>dick & balls chin

five-star OC

This guy is literally outed as a cuck, there are a fuckton of threads on /v/ last time I checked and he was censored on cuckchan's /v/ and nothing on here? I am disappoint, /cow/boys.

There is apparently some more drama coming. Compile Hearts stated the reason they sometimes don't bring their games ti the west is because they are tired of people censoring them or wanting to censor them. This is one of the reasons why people think some of their games are coming to steam uncensored soon. People are now making fun of and are angry at Jim again.

>>185966

And Tarantino has a foot fetish. File that under shit no one cares about.

>>185999

>(1)

What a fucking waste of trips.

He's just another unfunny e-celeb with a giant ego. Block him with video blocker and move on as e-celebs should have done to them.

Even his face is punchable. He someone looks more douchey without the glasses.

>>184554

>>184809

>>184819

I know you're supposed to love yourself and everything, but I think this is taking it to a new extreme.

I think this is worth bumping this thread over. Jim's in a new controversy.

He made a video where he trashes an (admittedly pretty shit-looking game) on the basis that it was titled "Tranny Gladiator".

He censors tranny in the title on the basis that it's a slur, and spends most of the video stress-sighing (including in the title of the video) about how horribly offensive using the word is.

He then complained at the guy who made the game, sent his followers after him, told him he should give trannies money, and nagged him until the guy took the game off of Steam.

https://twitter.com/JimSterling/status/678460568227983360

https://twitter.com/JimSterling/status/678467949972336641 escalation

https://twitter.com/JimSterling/status/678560385239113728 <<<you can't make games with trannies without trannies on your team(not how art works Jim)

https://twitter.com/JimSterling/status/678562885426016256 (oy vey goyim..you didn't pay the consulting fee to a tranny and me)

He's replying in the comments on the video, as half the people commenting are going "Why in the fuck did you censor tranny?"

>>188658

Is that his video? If so, provide webm.

Jim is having a little spergout right now. A ton of people are saying he is fucking retarded, even a few SJWs, for being an opportunistic little shit trying to get money. HE is so butthurt he posted this. Another reason why people are pissed off is apparentyl the guy who made the tranny gladiator game did it to be "Pro-trans" or LGBT himself or something. I mean, is this faggot so shallow he has to spergout and say GG causes everything wrong for him? When his fans sent death threats or threats to the developer, he tried to accuse GG of doing it to try and start controversy and said his fans dindu nuffin. Also, the game developer put the game back up on steam after a while, so his shit storm didn't work.

https://archive.is/r8ESb

>>188743

Pathetic cuck.

>>188888

>as a self-confessed lover of all things transgendered

Interesting. So, at this point in time, he hates feminists and doesn't mind using un-PC language in clickbait. However, he still loves girl-cock.

>>172042

It is all so shallow and pathetic. It's the logical expression of mindless consumerism in a social setting.

It's like when I was younger. People had band shirts that they would wear because they liked the music. They would get them at a show to support a band they liked and it would just sort of enter the wardrobe rotation. Then people started wearing them not because they enjoyed the band and wanted to support them, but rather because they wanted to think they were the type of person that enjoyed a band and wanted to support them. It became a mindless fashion statement commoditizing a personality to be marketed and sold to casual people trying to project an image. It is kind of parasitic. It fostered this whole mindset of manufactured individuality. Labels that can be tossed aside and changed with no meaning or effort.

The earlier Linux analogy is off. Creating a new fork isn't some effortless attempt to garner attention. It requires a shit ton of effort and even if you are going in for the most shallow reasons like efame or something to brag about. By the time you are done you will have at least become invested in the work through a sort of sunken cost desperation. You will have worked to at least make it somewhat closer to your ideal, and in the process created something new.

These kids and their disposable culture have created nothing. Everything they care about and believe in will be lost and forgotten in a generation outside of vague stereotypes and caricatures in what ever medium replaces the contemporary entertainment. It's all sound and fury.

Not to sound old or anything but I do blame the MTV.

>>178078

their kike owners wouldn't allow that, anon. you think popular musicians are actually self-made men?

>>188743

It got even worse. Jim is doubling down and saying other people sent the threats.

https://archive.is/u1NjX

>>189092

Holy shit that was ice cold.

>>171896

>Woman's Rights

>Something

>Something

>Cis Scum

>Rape

>I Have a Vagina

>I Suffer

>>189090

It's really no wonder he got fired from The Escapist.

Him and Blob just have this tendency to cause as much trouble as possible for people.

>>189115

I can't believe he is real.

>>189093

Was a pretty good jab.

>>189147

> it'll just be somewhat harder to extract some julay than usual.

Not really. I bet you anything that the cuck still white knights his wilderbeast…..sorry, wife.

>>189159

>freethoughtsblog

so it's likely an A+ reject, great

>>184848

He's making fun of people who do this for money while also asking for money.

He's self-aware.

>>189159

>I wonder what's hiding behind all this horseshit

Lets see:

>self hatred due to weight problem

>married to a fat slob who can't satisfy her in bed

>that fat slob is Jim Sterling

>bitterness at having failed at a creative life, so now spends remainder of life shitting on other people

>Anger that she doesn't get the hunk that she thinks she deserves to have an affair with.

>has her head shoved so far up her own ass that she can see her tonsils

>having a sense of entitlement the size of which is only dwarfed by her body fat.

Did I miss anything?

>>171868

>>Now lives off Patreon, having to support a family with it.

That's just sad

>>199116

Not if you consider that he makes almost 10k a month.

>>199119

Why? How?

>>199120

you're on this board and you seriously ask?

I liked Sterling back in 2012/2013 before the SJWdom became apparent, mainly because he has a lot of good views on Early Access and shitty, scammy devs. But recently the fucking libtarding went fullswing, and with his Fallout video he not only praised the game for having polygamy (because he's cucked by his wife RL by his own admission and willingness - her other BF is even in one of his videos) but encouraged it, saying it was a superior type of relationship and that games should start having it. Couple that with his now ballsuckingly supportive comments about Sarkeesian and Quinn and you've got a loathesome fat fuck that I no longer want to listen to.

>>172872

Mighty Boosh is decent, don't beat yourself down about it. It may have been "LOLSORANDUMB" but not in a terrible, intruding way. Whether or not you find it funny the show is comfy as fuck to watch.

>>201710

Is there a reference anywhere to her other BF? Which video is he in?

>>201710

Polygamy can work but it sure as fuck isn't a "superior" type of relationship. It has an even lower success rate than normal relationships and often times is just damage control for a failing one.

>>188898

>shits about the animation

>its far better than the shit animation from remember me

If the creator was an actual tranny I bet fatboy would be sucking his feminine cock right now

>>201945

I had two girlfriend's at once in for a couple months in high school. They were always teaming up on me. You lose your vote when it comes to entertainment and when they fight you can't win. It's such a bad idea. Plus it started from a misunderstanding. I didn't know that when a girl yells at you and tells you it's over she doesn't mean it and you really shouldn't immediately ask her friend out.

I was dense.

Jim Sterling's patreon income as of this post:

$9,751.97

>>202261

Wasn't it like $15k at a time?

Shit is going down fast, nigger better get a real job

>>202271

Dude, spoiler that shit….

>>189090

Total Biscuck actually thinks this guy left Escapist to pursue better things

>>202271

You sound edgy. What a man chooses to do with his dick is only relevant here when it's funny. Unless he gets mad about you calling him a cuck then you're just Meming.

>>202565

Total Biscuck is retarded

>>202271

he really is a pig fucker X-D

>>202689

>X-D

Come on man…

>>202689

I thought it was his kid that was retarded.

I don't know, so many of these e-celebs seem to either have kids from their wife's previous relationship or kids that are legitimately autistic

>>171868

yikes

>>206038

So is Sterling not even his real name?

>>206038

As much as I would like to see Jim taken down a few pegs, Digital Homicide are complete jokers so I wouldn't be surprised if Jim will end up julaying it and just end up on top with more publicity and popularity from the whole affair.

Also his real name isn't Stirling? That's pretty interesting, wonder if that's significant at all or if he'll address it.

>>206046

I'm all for Sterling getting BTFO but you're going to sue somebody, at least make sure that you yourself can afford to front the legal costs.

>>206046

https://dockets.justia.com/docket/arizona/azdce/2:2016cv00604/969057

>>206050

Yeah I'm kinda wondering how exactly they think this is supposed to work out. I mean I can believe Jim being guilty of libel, but this kinda odd to not get your ducks in a row as far as funding for even the legal representation you want.

>>206048

Given i have seen this story being covered by websites whiich dont usually cover gaming news i do suspect if anything this will give him more publicity and he will win out in the end unfortunatly.

>>206038

>>206046

>filing a complaint pro se in federal court

>no reasonable expectation to get competent representation before the time to amend the complaint expires

>filing in a district court which lacks personal jurisdiction over the defendant

>most likely assumes that Arizona law applies contrary to choice of law doctrines

I so badly want to see the actual complaint for a good laugh. Even if DH had a legitimate case, there's no way they a judge won't throw out the suit immediately (unless Jim also goes pro se).

Jim has been defending "Go Home Faggot" again.

>>172872

>Morphine Nation

https://archive.org/details/StationNationEpisode05

http://www.redditmirror.cc/cache/websites/www.morphinenation.com_8qjsi/www.morphinenation.com/index5328.html

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlackComedyRape?from=Main.RapeAsComedy

these are all the remnants of Morphine Nation I have found. Jim has shut it down.

Also here is Digital Homicides gofundme campaign.

https://www.gofundme.com/47uexn9c

Jim sterling and his fans are sperging out hard over some guy calling him a cuck and shitposting at him.

He also got asshurt because people called some new tranny character in that baldur's gate expansion a shitty written character and a character that breaks the lore. He even got more asshurt at some trannies that said the character was shit.

>>206941

???

>>206952

Asking strangers to give them 75k for a lawlsuit they have no chance of winning.

These guys are hilarious.

JIm Sterling is now trying to pretend to not be asshurt after some guy called him a cuckold. He keeps subtweeting the guy to show how not angry he is and to get fans to attack him.

>>208587

How is that surprising? Being "not mad" may as well be a part of his job description.

>>208587

How is that surprising? Being "not mad" may as well be a part of his job description.

>>208661

>something something meme

what is this, [current year]?

>>208716

…..u wot m8?

>>175695

Yeah I feel very guilty for having an small penis and being short, Such privileges I dont deserve!

>>208666 (checked for the glory of satan)

I know hating the pigs is trendy right now, but show some respect

He is a faggot.

>>209266

wat

>>208587

Screens?

>>209330

https://twitter.com/JimSterling/status/717680687457955840?lang=en

Here is the tweet itself. Scroll down to see how not mad he is when he defends his open relationship and his wife calling white people boring.

>>209337

>>209337

why is ashamed of something his wife is so proud of?

also certain types of guys who want a "white woman" on their sexual record would fuck jim's wife

>>209337

They're not?

>>208666

Motorcades suck for everyone else, sorry buds.

>>206178

iirc, the suit's still going

>>208571

well, he's obviously a fag who wants to bang trannies. why else would he call himself "not straight" and stand up for that seagal guy

>>209232

sucks to be you. my aryan genes give me a big dick and leave me around 6' tall

>>209280

he admitted he "isn't straight" and you're either straight or a faggot (or you aren't getting any and claim you're asexual)

okay, as far as i can tell (thanks to probably the most objectively written article i could find on the subject http://mousenjoypad.com/latest/opinions/digital-homicide-case-jim-sterling/ ) they actually have a case against ol' jim

dude's written articles and shit about how they've tried pretending they've used stolen art for their game, when they've proven they haven't. and, like it or not, that's libel. dude could have done the fucking research, after all, he DOES call himself a journalist, doesn't he?

but no, the fat bastard had to keep pushing it. now it's finally time to see him put his money where his mouth is, and odds are he's filled up putting his foot in his mouth

>>211763

sorry about sentencing errors. bit drunk here

Jim sterling is sperging out on twitter about how bad it is for video game characters to kill people and how people are children if they don't think about the deaths caused in videogames.

>>211780

Thankfully of course people are calling him fucking retarded because video game characters are fictional.

As people have pointed out at him, he has killed more living things stuffing his face during breakfast than Nathan Drake as actually killed people.

>>211780

I just checked his Twitter and I didn't find anything like that.

>>211787

It was from a couple days ago, but he still occasionally makes a few snarky tweets about it. Try and search nathan drake to find his criticisms of it.

>>211770

I think all of these Jabba the Hutt looking social justice worms are born from the same pile of indolent sludge mixed with fat tissue in a factory somewhere.

>>208571

>sperging out hard over some guy calling him a cuck

Half the internet been doing that…

>>208666

What an edgetard faggot he is

>>211780

He is truly circling the drain, how long until he breaks down and makes a scene he wont be able to escape from?

>>211763

Sounds like they have a serious case. Jim is in a somewhat poor position since he did make claims against their company committing crimes rather than just complain that the quality seemed poor.

I suppose none of these e-celebs are too familiar with needing to back down after people talk about lawyers and court rooms, so Jim I guess thought he could laugh it all off.

I would think he would need a lawyer no matter what though which would be costly, so it's odd that he wouldn't just try making some quick apology to try and help move on from the incident rather than act like a stubborn man child.

>>211792

I saw the usual suspects like McIntosh were whining about this. I guess it became a big talking point in their group that it's terrible for fictional characters to be killed and they're all jumping on the band wagon. I suppose every game they play needs to be more like Nintendo's with all the violence made cartoonish.

>>211822

I'm laughing, honestly

these e-celebs think that they're either too big or too small to fall. then, when they meet someone petty enough to take their asses to court they try to troll them into not doing it

same thing happened with douge and tommy wiseau. I wish wiseau took him to court over the constant shit douge's fans were giving him and the fucking awful impressions, but no. and now we have channel autism burning out rather than getting smashed like the cockroach it is

and as for the death thing, i think it's over the tons of lesbian characters dying in their favorite crappy drama shows. i know felicia day was finally killed off on supernatural (not sure why though, other than she deserved it). i think the other one is one of the dykes on the 100 who died because of some contract expiring or something

then suddenly a ton of dykes, trannies, and the betas who serve them all yelled out "LGBTQ DESERVE BETTER REPRESENTATION!" and now we have another big shit trying to be the next goober gobble or some shit

>>211840

>>211822

Digital Homicide are far from legitimate. The guy who Jim spoke to wasn't even the ONE and only game designer it was a buddy speaking for him.

>>184678 Alexander Jahans, he has his own thread

If your wife looks like Jabba the Hutt with problem glasses and dyed hair, wouldn't being a cuck be a step up from having to fuck that thing? Maybe Jim Sterling doesn't know his sexuality because he hasn't been able to figure out whether his wife a woman or a man under all that fat.

>>218265

Nah, the fact that he is already being cucked by her open relationship is code for free dickings despite that fact IT is a fugly hambeast is actually a considerable step down from simply fucking her when you think that thats the best jim could get and even such a horrible fucking ogre cunt is fucking around while he is a balding short fuck that touches himself with fake leather gloves

>>218265

>>218294

HOW can she even cuck him?! How many people could there possibly be that want to fuck that?

>>218321

That's what I was wondering. Maybe they consider looking at porn to be an "open relationship", or Jim's wife is indeed just Jim in drag. Then again, maybe there is some slightly less pathetic beta than Jim who is above Jim but has still low enough standards to plough that landwhale.

>>208666

I bet he'd defend a gay pride parade doing that same shit.

>>218410

you know he'd defend nigger lives matter for doing that

>>218321

>>218333

I been seeing plenty of pathetic numales who would otherwise be 7/10 or even 8s going out with disgusting landwhales

>>218706

He was simply in the right place at the right time. Jim made it big at a time when the only thing he needed to do was not take any shit from AAA devs. He could maintain his relationships with other gaming media figures comfortably and discreetly at the time while his show was all about game devs that he had no qualms with shitting on.

>>218706

I used to like his videos but it was after gamergate happened that I realised what a coward he really is. When you get right down to it he only focuses on the easy corporate targets and he'll happily turn a blind eye to shitty behaviour from his fellow journalists and indie developers.

>>218764

>I used to like his videos but it was after gamergate happened that I realised what a coward he really is.

This. I learned about gamergate throug his videos. His onesided way of reporting on certain issues was what made me stop watching him.

>>218775

For me it was the other way round. He wasn't reporting enough about gamergate even though it seemed to be a huge deal at the time. When I looked into it from other sources into what it was all about it finally dawned on me just how much of an unreliable "journalist" he really is. Whatever your thoughts of gamergate are, the way Sterling approached it was cowardly as fuck.

>>218765

I really don't know why this turd of a gossip thread is getting bumped. There's nothing funny here. It reads like nearly everyone here is mad at him for one unfunny reason or another.

I'd bumplock this thread if I didn't already promise to let it reach autosage on its own in case Chris-chan blesses him with a lolcow trait other than video games, YouTube, and obesity.

>>218321

You'd be amazed at what you can accomplish if you just lower your standards and actually make an effort to meet people.

>>218794

>I really don't know why this turd of a gossip thread is getting bumped

Cause there's fuck all else here

>I'd bumplock this thread if I didn't already promise to let it reach autosage on its own

Promises were made to be broken

>>189146

>he got let go from there for being supremely butthurt about some GamerGate articles

He was actually let go because he cost Defy Media (the parent company of The Escapist) a multi million dollar deal with Microsoft by violating NDAs. Still sage because the guy isn't a lolcow but a huge dipshit.

>>177629

>>178078

Hip hop a shit. It's the most toxic kind of music in the world.

>>202739

How did you get that graph anon?

>>226223

getting mad won't make your skin any whiter.

So how did jim and his hambeast of a wife react to trump's victory?

>>239937

Hopefully both of them died in a heart attack, induced by the suffocating fear and massive literally shakening, caused by the election results.

>>218821

Wait what, this is new. What did he do?

>>239994

Towards whom he was replying?

>>240001

devolver digital said something about their game (I dunno which one) making people cum. Jim said that he did and DD told him to prove it so he took that pic……

>>240006

That's a lie though, that's not his cum it's his wife's boyfriend Jamal's.

>>239994

Jesus fuck, why would anyone post a picture of themselves with cum on their face like that?

>>239994

he looks like unclesampatriot

>>239994

wew lad, it's real

http://archive.is/kqc6N

I thought he would take longer to reach AmazingAtheist tier. This is the sort of pic that should be reposted everywhere he's brought up, like it was his own loss.jpg

>>240006

>>240970

Well goddamn. This is too good a opportunity to pass it up. lolcow confirmed.

>>241848

I can already see it. That pic will get reposted every time he shows up anywhere, at first he tries to play it cool and like "why do people think I'm embarassed by it", but soon enough it'll be all bans and blocks and the occasional spergout.

>>241850

How long 'till he videos himself riding a dildo?

>>172081

>4

No.

You are either a sodomite faggot, or not.

>>171907

>His entire persona is that of an arrogant, know-it-all dictator who demands adoration.

I always thought that was just a character he puts on in his videos for comedic effect.

test

>>189092

#REKT

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>>240970

Please tell me that's just soap or something like that.

>>242507

I think he meat straight (normal), fag/dyke (sodomite) and bi (semi-sodomite), so you would both be right. A person can only be either a fag or a dyke, so it's weird to count those as two separate ones.

>>243303

Or maybe he just jizzed on his glasses and then put them on

>>243305

There's jizz on his cheek, m8.

Maybe it dribbled down from the glasses, you could be right.

>>243296

I knew what he meant.

>>242286

Or his hamplanet wife with a strapon pegging him

>>225917

graphtreon.com

>>184629

>Do not be silly. You can"t breed with yourself in drag.

You're reminding me of "Life In Hell" now.

>>240970

>>239994

>>202739

>>243347

Gee, that has gone down a few hundred. How will he be able to afford the new Final Fantasy game? Will he have to bitch out Square Enix if they don't give him a free copy?

>>239994

mien gott

boys the julay is flowing

>Being triggered when someone uses the word gay as a synonym for lame

>>171903

>cocks

Why do people call their work that? It sounds so fucking soulless

>>184795

he doesn't even need to fuck a girl. anyone who gets in an elevator with him, he is raping their personal space with his obesity.

can we call it "manspansion"?

Is this thread still up?

>>258625

Sterling will do anything for that attention.

>>258768

>Game forces you to use certain weapons for certain situations and doesn't let you bash your head against the wall like a retard

>bad design

And that's only one half of his autistic rant.

>>211807

Why does it look like these three could be some sort of Mid-Level Boss in some RPG?

>>265090

That was mostly Bob to be fair

>>258623

Like Jimmie himself, it will keep going long after people thought it died.

>>265091

Jim needs to write a book like Bob did.

Is it possible for someone who makes 6 figures a year off autists to be a cow?

>>270663

Have you *seen* Jim? Dude's the size of a Holstein already.

>>270663

Anybody can be a cow.

Richfags included.

Nobody is above being a cow.