/cow/ - Lolcows

>>132301

link to the cc thread: http://www.cringechannel.com/forums/topic/man-who-really-loves-his-car/page/2/

>>132336

>>132301

http://www.cringechannel.com/forums/topic/man-who-really-loves-his-car/page/3/

>Sorry, Jesus isn’t real. ; ) Cars are though so there ya go.

"My car talks to me, but jesus is a le myth"

Watch some of his videos. The kid sounds like Norman Bates or something.

>dad disappeared from the picture when I was very little

You don't say.

Jesus christ this is cringe inducing

>>133441

some real hideo kojima level shit

It's kind of a shame because he's not a half-bad artist. He does know how to draw detailed machinery. But to be this autistic and to flip out this hard after leaving it be for about two years, he's got milking potential.

>>134869

Yeah. In a weird way I kind of want him to go full /m/ with his stuff.

As bizarre as this whole thing is, he's got some talent for machinery that I'd hate to see go to waste.

I mean those things in >>133441 are strange for sure, but whole reproductive anatomy of them is strangely compelling with the sheer level of detail in it.

In particular is how the detail has some sort of internal consistency and strong logic to how it all works.

Dude should be drawing schematics for mecha weapons and suits, not mecha penises.

>>138061

seconds after posting what I just did, I've lost all respect for this guy upon reading this.

Anybody who gets Picasso's history wrong is always full of shit, especially when they apply that same interpretation to themselves as an excuse.

>>138104

I wonder if someone could lure him into illustrating mechs for Tabletop. I don't think he that he would get into designing actual machinery. His relationship with these things is too romantic.

>>138106

Maybe he is just uneducated and doesn't know better like every other pennywise in Burgerland.

>>138061

>DON'T POKE THE BEAR

>IT'S NOT OVER

>I CAN'T IGNORE THIS INDIGNITY ANY MORE

>IF I DON'T FIGHT, THEY WIN

Dangerous logic. His fear of troll escalation prompts him to imagine some sort of pressure valve on the internet, which only his continued responses can alleviate. In his mind, if he doesn't keep up a conversation to defend himself, people looking for lulz will keep pushing harder and harder until they crush him.

That's not lulz anymore, half-dude. Nobody wants to destroy your entire livelihood, except that one smelly guy in the corner covered in his own feces. We just think your antics are hilarious. Please relax.

The dashboard has some electrical problem that makes it flicker on and off. He takes this as an indication that it wants his dick.

Also, he's begun posting on kiwi farms…

https://kiwifar.ms/threads/half-dude-the-man-who-loves-his-hyundai.10890/page-12

>In one of my more creeper moments. I left my camera recording while I went in to do some shopping. There's this steep decline at my store's exit ramp where you get these amazing 'up-skirt' shots of car's butts as they wait on the ramp to get out onto the busy main road. I set it to some sexy music and well… it's part sexy, part hilarious. XD

>I've actually thought of making a drawing of this situation not too long ago. A girl car saying "I hat this exit ramp! >.>" As she looks back at a male car behind her in line staring all pervily up under her bumper lol.

https://kiwifar.ms/threads/half-dude-the-man-who-loves-his-hyundai.10890/page-20

>>142123

You know, I've never had any interest in fucking a car, but I'd like to think that if I were so inclined I'd at least have decent taste.

What that man is sticking his dick into appears to be a small brown SUV from the 90's. Not only is it a terrible boring color of brown, but it's a car archetype that only poor people drive from the worst decade in exterior design history. This man is the chubby chaser of carfuckers.

>>142123

Embarrassing to describe it he says, though he doesn't seem to be too embarrassed to take pictures.

Other "non-conventional relationships":

>Married to the Eiffel Tower

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xInWMRzEan8

>Woman on Ferris Wheel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY64l69DNQA

>This guy seems to really love cars and lions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrLMLFE5Eec

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba9L6n8zj1U (same guy)

I hope he wasn't why Cars 2 was created.

Mandatory.

>>143160

>kiwifarms sympathizes with him

>cringe channel laughs at him

kiwifarms are a bunch of cucks.

This needs more transformers.

>>151626

Fun fact: most of the washer enthouasts community runs on autistic people, myself included. Then again, I don't see any lolcows emerging from it.

>>151626

That autism.

>>151668

I work around mechanical shit, it's hard to not notice mistakes like that.

>>151765

Are you sure?

>>180062

No but I'm sure what you are: http://freech.net/operations/res/2278.html

>>192903

OOOO NOBODY GIVES A SHIT

>Half-Dude and Sammy (The balloonfucker, not the sanic sped) try to assassinate Jeremy Clarkson and hilariously fail

Prime comedy material right there, it writes itself.

My first time at the gas station-

I pulled in to the gas station just as my car gave a final gulp of breath while shutting off from thirst. I gave a small smirk as I reached in my pocket and fingered the twenty dollar bill crumpled there. I knew this would be a very enjoyable stop. Next to the pump, I slowly undo the latch on my car, letting out a damp puff of air as the lid opens, revealing the dark, wet hole to the engine. My hand goes for the pump, ripping it forcefully from the stand, jerking the handle ever so hungrily. Slowly, ever so slowly, I slide the nozzle into the gas tank, the grimy sound of metal rubbing against metal filling my ears. I constricted my grip around the handle. A low cough of gears churning inside the pump, and I feel the gas start to come. Yellowish, clear liquid with a very potent stench flows through the pump's tube and gushes into my tank. The car sort of settles into place as the liquid slowly fills it's tank. And just as it really started to begin, it ends. I pull out the nozzle, fresh juice still dripping from the end. The hatch to the tank slides closed ever so smooth, and I pay the $20. I can't wait until next time.

>>192907

I'm sorry he doesn't have a stance on gamergate for you to find him funny.

>>151616

.>>151626

Oh shit I didn't know this thread is still alive.

I had the successor of the WT745 (the WT945) for a week and then I sold it, because it was complete shit. Drying took about 3 hours on cupboard dry WITH the recommended 2.5kg of laundry, compared to 100 minutes of the predecessor, it was very quiet though.

Also brought a Asko front loader a few months back, which I really love and still have next to my 16004.

>>151444

What a fucking ying-yang

I remember a video of this guy. Does anyone have a link? He was talking about fucking airwolf.

>>192968

Could always try contacting John Kelly to see if he can debate the guy on his stance on gamergate to learn if he's an ethics cuck or not.

>>192903

I have to wonder what he uses for sex toys. Maybe shoving a fleshlight into the tailpipe of his car so he can have some special time with her?

>>193101

Probably something that makes the vibrations from the engine tickle his bum.

>>193103

Maybe it's just plain sexual for him to drive? Or I guess that could be considered vore in a way.

>>193092

The airwolf guy wasn't him. It was another carfucker

There is video of this guy though. see>>142121

>>193140

>>142121

These guys are fascinating.

necrobump for DA link

>>271285

>$36 a month

>Half what I made delivering newspapers when I was 14

>>134869

You know nothing of artistry.