/cow/ - Lolcows (Three Years on 8chan!)

I should also mention "panromantic grey asexual" and hardcore SJW, if that wasn't self evident.

I'd hit it

OP's original thread: >>>/opnei/451

She sort of annoys me.

But I have to admire her for having the balls to try to make a name for herself on tumblr with such unimaginative make-believe disorders.

Or maybe she's just naturally unimaginative. Probably that.

any nudes?

>>124222

According to her About page, she's 15. So if you happen to find any, good luck getting shanked in prison.

I hate this bitch so much but really there is nothing you can do.

>>124201

That is a symptom of autism.

>pages on pages on pages of selfies

help me find the jokes guys, because right now i'm just looking at some desperate attention seeker taking photos of herself

its kinda sad actually, in a "how is this level of self-obsession the norm" kinda way

>>124233

>>124238

Seems pretty normal for a teenage girl to be honest.

>>124240

She's not autistic at all, that is where the hate comes from, she deserves to see what real autists look like and stop making money off of trying to pretended to be retarded. Real autism has people constantly freaking and breaking things and eating their flesh, and wearing diapers, and she comes and takes pics of herself and says she has autism and MAKES MONEY. Little camwhore hooker.

She gives people with autism a bad name!

>>124249

and bruce jenner got away with murder, brianna wu is a man, and mass effect will never have a satisfying conclusion

life is unfair. point out to me the funny

>>124249

Or writing long nonsensical diatribes.

>>124258

Compared to the matrix it was an ok ending. Dialogue wise.

>>124258

The Mass Effect ending was awesome. Seemed like a big 'fuck you' to everyone who wanted a happy ending where the humans save the galaxy and everything is tied up neatly.

- Win the war, but kill millions (billions?) of innocent people and sentient machines in the process

- Basically become God, either a benevolent one, or a god of war (a man with godly powers, what can go wrong?)

- Force all life to evolve into man-machine hybrids, whether they want it or not, dying yourself while doing so

>>124300

>but kill millions (billions?)

well considering the reapers already wiped out entire planets , it was already a pretty high body count.

It just seems superfluous given all else.

>>124288

Nah nah, I am proud of my autistic symptoms, but I am not autistic because I can not be diagnosed as autistic because I don't fucking wear diapers. She also was not diagnosed.

>>124316

I think being proud of it is one symptom of the disorder.

>>124195

What the fuck is /opnei/?

OP is a jealous /pt/ cow attempting to request another personal army.

I would fuck that tumblrina whore so hard, I would cum with the force of a thousand suns.

>>124192

>hardcore SJW

She's thin and attractive and okay with it. How?

>>124617

Yeah, I was going to say. This really seems like /pt/ material, OP.

Looking more into it though, I don't think she's even that much of a /pt/ cow either. Outside of being a tumblrina and everyone on that site saying they have autism, there's nothing here.

Also, as a lesbian, I'd fuck her too. You PULL types really need to stop hating on random qts.

>>128103

Well she is a camewhore.

>>128104

Deets or a link? Someone says she's 15, though. She might be a cow if she shut that down because of her age.

>>128107

Who's that pubescent Andrew Ryan then?

I think I'm in love

>>124190

I think the question to ask here is 'can we save her'?

hawt

Jailbait

Hey she looks pretty hot. I think I'm gonna…

>underage

Fuuuuuuuuck, oh well back to my doujins

>>128107

nice John Waters moustache.

Typical tumblrina special snowflake drama whore. Nothing to see here… When someone like her has multiple abusers, what she's missing is that she's the constant.

http://vergak.tumblr.com/post/128924470096/things-that-happened-this-week-school-started-my

>Things that happened this week

>School started

>My Jewfriend when to college

>I was blamed for something I didn’t do

>My dad now hates me

>I was told by my parents that my ocd is fake

>I had my first panic attack in a month

>I stress threw up

>I told my mom I was worried I would kill myself

>My dad said that I was manipulating them when I asked to be taken to the hospital so I wouldnt hurt myself

>My dad saw me having a panic attack and told me to stop the drama

>I was taken to the emergency room for a pysch evaluation

>My abuser contacted me on Germany

>I saw my OTHER abusers selfie on Germany

>I ate alone at lunch

>I had like five breakdowns

>My mom searched my backpack/room for something I didn’t take and still blames me

>I have been getting sicker and need a full blood test and shit because I might be like really really sick

>My sister told me she hated me

>Etc.

>>124473

apparently, fucking hilarious

>>165598

lol it makes it sound like its medication for her.

like without a continuous supply of new tiny hairbrushes and barstools she will go into convulsions and die.

maybe since autistic has become something twwns throw around since saying "retard" gets them in trouble with teacher her friends just think her hobby is a dumb waste of money and teld her so and shes come up with a clever way to be a bitch about the whole thing.

i dont know, its sorta cunty, but if that is the case, shes sorta funny. i dont know whose side I am on here yet. someone post something else and stop jacking off, faggots

It does sound like she has a legitimate mental imbalance of some sort. Hopefully just a general anxiety disorder or something. Not OCD or any of her other self diagnosed bullshit, but she definitely is describing symptoms of a mental illness and it's not even one she's claiming to have. She might even be bi-polar.

It's sort of like with autphag. Sure that guys not right in the head, but I'm absolutely certain that his main problem isn't aspergers or anything related to it.

Most of these cows do have a mental illness of some sort. Look at what happened to Jew Wario.

Whatever she has, I'm willing to bet that it worsens over time and due to all her attention seeking self diagnosing it won't be found in time to really be helped.

I feel sorry for whatever guys she winds up dating in the near future. I've been there. That accentric energenic peppy cheerleader, she turned to be a bi-polar obsessively jealous overprotective stalker, and that was when she was on the upswing. On the down she threw stuff, stole my prescription stimulants, cut herself, and got her male friends to fight me. Sadly this wasn't the last time I made that mistake. It took me a while to learn the signs. I liked "peppy" girls. I didn't get the meaning of manic. . The manic jb here, that's a ticking bomb. She's recording videos on her upswing, when she's all manic and cute. Imagine what the other side could be like, provided there is another side and she's not just manic. Which could be worse. Remember that she's editing these things. So this is the best of her we are seeing. This is her carefully crafted public image.

>>124190

She has an insane amount of selfies… Jesus this girl is vain…

>>128107

OP being a jelly ass faggot

Pretty cute. I bet she'll make some good cash.

>>166760

Possibly. I'm sure the girl is an annoying snowflake, but there does seem to be some thirst ITT

>>124190

>underaged camwhore

Hey there pedo defense force. Looking for some screencaps? Muh, straight people do it too?

>>124300

The ending was so hated because the promise of your discisions you've made in all three games would culminate into an ending.

Istead, players got a "here's three, pick one, doesn't matter what you did until now" ending.

>>124190

am i the only one that thinks her arms are too short?

she isn't ugly, but her arms freak me out for some reason

>>169913

not really too short imo, she's just full-on auschwitz mode. no triceps at all.

God fucking DAMN what a hot bod.

Imma show her what real autism is like when I sperg all over her face.

>>165593

What is Germany?

>>169994

Sorry…when I cut and pasted that, I had the "Men Kampf" plug in running. It makes any instance of the word Tumblr show up as "Germany"

>>170265

>>170265

i would play so much pokemon and thomas the tank engine with this bitch

>>170265

My erection: Ever present and hard.

>>170293

My joke was more subtle.

>>166821

Hey there normalfag defense force. She is pubescent so its not pedophilia. Perfectly normal to be attracted to girls her age.

>>170480

Pedophilia - sexual attraction toward prepubescent children.

Attraction to pubescent girls would be hebephilia, but this cunt isn't even pubescent if you look at her so it would be ephebophilia.

All men are hebephiles, if you don't believe me watch "Are all men pedophiles?". You don't have to go on internet crusades just because you jerk off to 14 year old girls.

>>170494

What is the relevance?

>>170494

>>170495

And silence. Ass blasted hebe haters can only post memes and "common knowledge".

>>170500

Sorry, I was fapping. I'll get right on writing an elaborate response. Stay right there!

>>170401

Not as subtle as the bulge in my pants.

>>165060

still hawt

>>170490

> All men are hebephiles

Finally, somebody said it. I see it as neither good nor bad, just a simple fact that people shouldn't continue to deny.

Basically all men are child abusers, but only the ones who get caught are labeled as such.

>>124190

OP, you lying cunt! I scrolled through her tumblr for a whole damn hour and didn't find a single picture like the one you posted. If she is a camwhore than she's doing a pretty shit job at it.

So is there anything interesting about this chick? Her Tumblr is a little odd, but aside from the garden variety Social Justice politics, she's unremarkable.

Also, what's with all the thirstposting?

>>198089

>>170490

>>>/killyourself/

>>124190

Wouldn't look half bad with a proper haircut and a smile

>>124190

>her last posts show she fell for the tomboy non-binary shit phase

>abandon thread immediatly

>>242629

Has anyone ever tried to pick up one of these "I'm a boy now" tumblrinas? just pretend to be gay and ask them out?

kek

>>242674

They have a tendency to get along badly with actual gay males unless they're basically cute and smooth underage twinks OR hunky athletic teenage boys.

FTMs basically never grew out of their tiger beat phase and want to be those super-cute kawaii yaoi boys.

>>310995

A teenage girl. You must not get out much

>>124224

>she's 15

Says she's 18 on there now.

>>310998

Pretty sure he meant the pencil mustache.

Her putting out nudes is the only thing that will do anything for her. Otherwise she has no significant value. Just another vapid cunt.