No.998248
https://archive.is/jNNrl
Wow, we're really getting The Smurfs Movie but with Sonic.
No.998251
oh god I thought it died, please no, not this, there's already too many horrible things in the world
No.998254
>>998251
It can always get worse.
No.998255
Holy shit it might even give the old live-action Mario movie a run for it's money.
No.998258
So, what? Is Eggman gonna be live action and Sonic animated?
No.998262
>>998258
I keep seeing that it's going to be a crime drama with a live action cop pairing up with Sonic.
No.998275
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
Uh, I thought we already had a live action/ cg sonic movie from the 2013 fan film Sonic starring Doug Walker and voiced by Jaleel White.
No.998277
>>998248
i started laughing when i read that but then i started crying and now i can't stop
No.998285
Are there any cucks in Sonic media? I ask because this guy gets cucked in a lot of kino he's in.
>Gossip.
>X-Men.
>The Notebook.
>Superman Returns.
>Enchanted.
>Straw Dogs.
>2 Guns.
>The Best of Me.
>The D-Train (sort of).
>30 Rock.
>Westworld.
No.998295
>>998285
>Are there any cucks in Sonic media?
Amy in the Archie comic, kind of. She kept pining for him despite that the writers were clearly forcing the matchup with Sally
No.998297
This is going in the album.
No.998340
>>998248
I rather want a live action Shadow the Hedgehog movie where he, like in the game, tries to kill the president.
No.998368
>>998248
Shit, its going to be that live action sonic trailer with the nostalgia critic and the angry video game nerd.
No.998370
>>998340
That would be worth it for the memes alone.
No.998380
>>998285
>Are there any cucks in Sonic media?
No.998426
>>998380
Does a plant count?
No.998437
>>998426
If not then there's that time he got cucked by Sonic himself and then Scourge who also cucked Sonic at the same time Sonic was cucking Tails.
No.998480
>>998437
>Hooked up with Sonic's sloppy seconds in an alternative universe
No.998535
>>998437
>>998480
Don't forget get that time he got cucked on an island by a robot version of the girl who cucked him with Sonic and Scourge.
No.998550
>>998535
I guess Tails gets molested even in official material.
No.998553
>>998480
You just know Mina was settling for that beta bux.
No.998603
No.998615
>>998603
Yep, Tails had to kill her.
No.998645
I actually really like this Sonic movie
No.998659
No.998666
>Mario movie gets announced
>Sega notices
"B…b…but we'll make a Sonic movie too!"
The only possible benefit is if there's designated cinema shooters on opening day and the world is cleansed of aspies.
No.998745
>>998666
Wasn't this announced in 2016?
No.998765
No.998803
>>998666
>>998745 is right. What's weird is that they're started casting now.
No.998955
>>998954
I bet that's the only image of that comic that you have.
No.998956
>>998955
Is this a storytime request?
No.998958
>>998956
Now, is any of this something a cuck could do?
No.998959
>>998958
Tails is a true Chad!
No.998962
>>998959
Never thought he'd be into scat, though.
No.998963
>>998962
It's like 2girls1cup but with two babies and one fox.
No.998973
>>998963
I think there's a sequel but I don't have that and don't care to look for it right now.
No.999141
This shitter was on HOP, the absolute worse piece of this subgenre where some adult male with a lame job deal with a CGI talking animal that Tim Hill ever produced.
No.999146
>>998973
>spoilered
What's the point?
No.999176
No.999229
>>999228
He's talking about the actor who was in some mediocre movie that no one remembers.
No.999231
>>999228
You don't remember that, you are so luck.
No.999232
>>999141
This award belongs to O Pica Pau.
No.999263
I wonder who they're going to get to play Tom.
No.999303
>>999232
Tim Hill has nothing to do with the huemonkey WoodPecker flick, it was made by Alex Zamm.
No.1002677
https://archive.is/9UqYD
How the fuck can one company be so incompetent with an IP that can make millions if you aren't retarded? This is going to be ET but with Sonic. Hell, they already used this plot in Sonic X and sorta in Sonic Adventure 2. How hard is it to make a movie about a blue hedgehog beating up robots?
No.1002679
>>1002677
>the movie's version of Eggman is likely just going to be a live action government scientist who's in charge of the operation that's trying to capture Sonic
Goddammit, just what we need a trainwreck that could be potentially bad as 2006.
No.1002684
>>998666
The Mario movie is going to be made by the guys that created the Minions.
No.1002686
>>998258
I don't know which is better or worse, a live action Eggman or Eggman reimagined as a CGI cyborg.
No.1002710
>>998248
I rather get another Sonic anime movie like the OVA. At least Sonic is no stranger to humans in the modern city setting.
>>998340
Now that would be entertaining. The edgiest kids movie to ever edge.
No.1002711
>>1002677
At least a faithful adaptation to the Genesis games and stories would be nice, but that's never been done at least animation wise.
>Genesis plots
>Sonic 1: Eggman hunts down for chaos emeralds, so he makes robots to search for them all over South Island. The robots use critters as an energy source. Eggman captures critters, traps them in capsules and uses them as batteries to power the robots. Sonic then catches wind of this and saves all the captured critters and to take all the emeralds in the process.
The plot of Sonic 1 can be good enough to become a movie and can be fleshed out a bit.
No.1002712
Nobody cares about Sonic enough anymore outside of furfags and nostalgia niggers to watch a Sonic movie. Doubly with how edgy the plot is sure to be.
No.1002714
Classic Eggman looks like a walrus. The yellow part of his clothed look like teeth.
No.1002716
>>1002711
It's not even that hard, why the fuck did they have to focus on humans again? I wouldn't even mind them if they didn't take up all the main focus.
No.1002720
>>1002712
I want to say you're wrong but you're right. How did I get so old?
No.1002726
>>1002677
If Eggman is an evil government agent or politician, I'm going to scream.
No.1002766
>>1002726
You're going to lose your voice screaming like that.
No.1002777
>>1002716
>It's not even that hard, why the fuck did they have to focus on humans again?
Easy. They don't have any actual confidence in the source material so they hope that Marsden and the Negress can carry the movie. Pre-release info even has talked about how the cop character is more or less going to be the straight man to Sonic's wacky wiseguy (which I say misses the point of Sonic as a character in that he's not really supposed to be "wacky").
No.1002778
>>1002777
Also, there's a notable chance that Marsden's ego wouldn't let him be second fiddle to a talking rodent. If not him then his agent. Same goes for any other human OCs.
No.1002786
>>1002777
It says how much Sega knows about their own mascot, I knew they were out of touch but I had no idea it was this bad.
No.1003739
>>1002786
They've always been like this, they don't know much about their own IP in fact they refused to use Cream in any official Sonic media before Ian fought to get her in the comics because they believed she was a Sonic X original. If not for him she wouldn't have shown up in any other games besides the advance ones and we'd be deprived of loli bunny porn.
No.1006321
>>1006300
No confidence. Them going with Jim Carrey just shows they really plan for the human characters to carry the film with Sonic as just a furry Marvel hero.
No.1006331
we have scraped through the bottom of the barrel and are now scraping into the floor
No.1006334
>>1006321
I don't know why you're taking this seriously. The best you can hope for is a movie that's "so bad it's good."