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 No.944019

What's with this trend of picking ugly hags for superhero love interests recently?

>Gwyneth Paltrow as a bitchy 40-something secretary and CEO

>Amy Adams as a desperate middle-aged spinster Lois Lane

It's especially bad with Adams when you put her next to Henry Cavill as Superman. Next thing you know, we'll be getting Catherine Zeta-Jones as Catwoman.

 No.944020

>>944019

I always thought Amy Adams was a bad choice, especially considering Heny Cavill is aging like a Greek God, while she seems to be molding.


 No.944021

>>944020

True, they needed to get an actress in her twenties, not someone almost a decade his senior.


 No.944022

The new witch role


 No.944040

I still consider Amy Adams super hot even if she's a MILF. I have no idea how she has anything in common with Lois Lane but fuck it. I consider it reparations to take a ginger Lois for all the ginger erasure that's been happening. They killed CIA Jimmy Olsen in a deleted scene in Snyderverse, turned Jimmy Olsen black in Supergirl, Marvel turned MJ black in Spider-man: Homecoming, etc.


 No.944042

>>944040

His death wasn't deleted in the theatrical cut.


 No.944060

I'd fuck them both


 No.944081

Hollywood has largely hated female sexiness for sometime now. Doesn't help that anytime you have a flash of cleavage a bunch of harpies call a movie sexist. So we get a bunch of frumpy, bland, flat chicks.


 No.944082

>>944081

One of the things that's come out of the recent accusations is that apparently women in Hollywood think they should be running things. It's plainly obvious that one of their problems is that too many women are running things there in the first place.


 No.944091

>>944082

They want to run things so they can invert the balance to their favor: they want to rape and get away with it.


 No.944100

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>>944040

They could've picked a hotter redhead, at least.

Honestly, a love interest role doesn't require much. Unless their roles are artificially inflated to stand alongside their hero to placate the feminist contingent, just grab some little known wannabe actress who is also smoking hot and can do the bare minimum of acting and voila, you're done. Amy Adams was honestly performing way above her paygrade here.


 No.944105

>>944100

>They could've picked a hotter redhead, at least.

The point is not to pick an attractive actress.


 No.944133

I am quite definitely biased in this, given my milf fetish, but they look fine to me.


 No.944136

>>944019

>ugly hags

What's with the trend of anons acting like retards and thinking these women are hideous?


 No.944137

>>944136

They're not hideous, but they aren't really beautiful either. Just mediocre, bland and safe, like all of modern hollywood really.


 No.944138

>>944137

What would you consider really beautiful?


 No.944140

>>944139

>Compare women starring in male oriented movies from 20 years ago to what we have today. You'll notice that Hollywood has a certain standard, which usually involves women that have little to no curves, look passable but won't make head turn and usually (but not always) have brown hair. Also, manjaws, Hollywood loves manjaws.

You haven't really answered my question. What would you consider 'really beautiful'?


 No.944141

>>944100

Whatever happened to the redhead from one of the law and order series(the same one that stars in the series Unforgettable)? She wasn't too bad looking.


 No.944143

>>944142

>If any period is fine then Grace Kelly and Audrey Hepburn

Much as I love Grace Kelly, she was tiny. She has exactly the same body type as, say, Maria Sharapova, she was just a lot shorter.

If she didn't have a pretty face (and couldn't act) you'd be complaining about her too


 No.944145

>>944141

Be more specific?


 No.944147

>>944145

Poppy Montogomery is her name. I mean she was shacked to someone named Kaufman so I wouldn't put it past her having some jewish nepotism ties.


 No.944149

>>944146

>I wouldn't be complaining about Hollywood actresses if they weren't ugly

You complained about body types specifically. My point is that hourglass figures were the exception rather than the rule even in Golden Age Hollywood. Even the most notable example, Marilyn Monroe, is like the ur-example of current Hollywood bullshit. She was a bottle blonde with noticeable nose job. Her most notable film role was probably the one where people saw up her dress.


 No.944159

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>>944019

despite being the single most obnoxious and unlikable female character in any show i've ever seen, I'm not gonna lie I want to fuck the absolute shit out of the chick who plays Karen Page on the Daredevil show.


 No.944160

>>944159

Not her fault the writers are oven dodging tumblrtards.


 No.944195

>>944019

(((they))) want to brainwash the goyim into being exclusively attracted to dried up old ladies who are entering menopause and also already have a gaggle of crotchdroppings that you'd have to provide for.


 No.944197

>>944019

TDK was by far the worst offender but she was still much better in the role than Katie Holmes


 No.944204

>>944019

You're right, goy! There are many young, african-american actresses that can play Lois Lane, they should pick one of them instead! After all, you'd undoubtedly like a younger actress than the old white heteronormative hags we've, I mean they, have been picking, right?


 No.944222

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>>944046

>>944195

>>944204

At this point, the kikes are responsible for three clashing plans in Hollywood apparently. In short, they're brainwashing us to like them and use us for them, just after expressing how little they care about them and how easily replaceable they are, and if you don't want any of that then you have fallen into the jew trap to like negresses.

Never change /pol/.

>>944019

Occam's razor. Is hard to find someone who is attractive and acts well enough and fatgirls that can act will sue your ass if you hire someone for their looks, especially since going to the gym + passable makeup is cheaper and more of a safe bet than acting classes.

Besides, no one has the David Lynch intuition to find people who can apply in both.

>>944139

>Also, manjaws, Hollywood loves manjaws.

Manjaws in women usually come from Slavic origin and can look good in square and oval faces, but Semitic circles look bad with it.

Talking about Lynch, image related, for example, has an oval face and a noticeable jaw, but this ends on a soft curve.


 No.944226

>>944222

>kikes are responsible for three clashing plans

kikes are responsible for every plan. their interests are diversified so that no matter what happens, the kikes always win and the gentiles always lose or at best break even. the problem is that they don't have an actual end goal, they're just trying to gain power for the sake of having power that they then use to gain more power. gentiles at least try to accomplish things and make the world a better place. jews just want to sit on the throne as rulers of the world and maintain that as the status quo.


 No.944234

I found jennifer loves huge tits attractive even now as a milf,

Kate upton is attractive

Scully is great (not gillian anderson)

I also like that loli that was in that shamalan movie with the grandparents ive seen her in a recent one as a babysitter it was nice olivia dejonge


 No.944235

>>944226

So kikes want to rule, therefore they have diversified plans to keep themselves at the top and keep that as status quo, each plan only helps certain specific kikes, thus kikes often kike kikes, which in return changes the kike status quo for another kike status quo, and if kikes kike kikes who kike gentiles, then even as "collateral damage" kikes will help gentiles when kiking kikes, then kikes will help gentiles to get their favor to kike the kikes who kiked them in the first place. Now you could say that their main mission is to keep gentiles at the bottom but then they would be kiked by other kikes. You could say some of them accept not being at the top, but this goes against their kike status quo of being at the kike top.

So in short, the kikes are too kike for their own good.


 No.944236

>>944171

Not OP, but I don't think these women are ugly, but don't think they're on the same attractiveness as their male counterparts. RDJ may be 50 something, but he's in good shape for 50. Paltrow is just thin. You see the kind of fucking workouts Cavill has to do, the shape he's expected to be in, and then you see Adams. Adams is 43 and looks good for 43, but Cavill is 34 and ripped. She looks frumpy next to him.

I can kind of buy Stark and Pepper, just based on who their characters are, but Adams (who I like as an actress) doesn't work at all for Lois. They should have gotten someone younger and better looking and has some kind of chemistry with Cavill.


 No.944246

>>944222

>Is hard to find someone who is attractive and acts well enough

It's not that hard, you just have to look. Hemsworth was a soap opera actor before Thor. Occam's Razor would be nepotism, favors, marketing, and personal agendas of people in charge. Marketing leads to:

>fatgirls that can act will sue your ass if you hire someone for their looks

At worst, they would just bitch on social media, and by doing that they would risk being blackslisted. Fat girls who blog or write articles are much bigger problem. Basically, to market the film, casting directors/producers need to find someone attractive enough to bring men in, but without triggering insecure women. When neopotism, agendas, and all sorts of favors interfere with the process, you get shitshows like Viklander or Julia Roberts getting cast in a role of an attractive woman.

>>944019

Paltrow is age appropriate and can actually come across as a "person in charge." They did shit bed with Adams. She is a good actress and looks well for her age, but she didn't fit the role. She was too old for both Cavil and to be an ambitious and promising journalist at the beginning of her career. Eva Green, Gemma Arterton, or Jane Montgomery were better choices.


 No.944255

>>944247

Not that anon, but while her being CEO material doesn't work for me, she'd have to be able to take some kind of charge to reel in Tony, no? But I've never thought of her as any kind of leader, she's just someone who is great a juggling a ton of things and knows how to steer a shipwreck of a person. I also don't think they've paraded either Lois or Pepper as a sex symbol. Though I might be splitting hairs here between what's being presented as attractive and sex symbol.


 No.944258

I guess it’s relatable to a certain demographic


 No.944269

>>944245

>is played by a hideous yiddish whore, or why Black Widow is played by that Semitic bitch with the huge nose.

You seriously need to spend some amount of time on somewhere that isn't this site, man. Gadot and Scarlet aren't even remotely ugly. The fact that you can say shit like that just show how far removed from reality you are.


 No.944281

>>944269

Johansson was pretty when she was younger, then she was hot in a kind of "take home, fuck senseless then kick out the next morning" way when she still had big tits, but Gadot is fairly plain. That being said, they are no Lena Dunham.


 No.944291

>>944281

Neither are girls I would actively fap to or anything, but pretending their ugly by any parameter is just being fucking delusional.


 No.944294

>>944269

>removed from reality

I really don't know how you can be so oblivious to the ironic this statement is. Do you really think anyone isn't removed from reality? What makes the shit you read on reddit any more valid than the shit read on here or the shit your boomers parents watch on tv? You don't have the first fucking clue what reality is and yes, that ugly kike was handpicked by other kikes to promote kikes to clueless faggots like you who believe whatever shadow play kikes cast on the cave wall.


 No.944683

>Catherine Zeta-Jones as Catwoman

I'd jack off to that.

Actually I just jack off to porn so I wouldn't.


 No.944698

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>>944697


 No.953433

>>944019

they're not here to please you alone, you sad virgin


 No.953465

>>944269

I'll fuck your jewish/turkish/arab mother the like the exotic harem slut she was born out of. She'll have my babies and I'll put you to take care of them, my stepson. Ahahahahaha.


 No.953475

>>953433

Your faggoty tastes are not welcome here, tumblr.


 No.953728

>>953478

>implying /tv/ doesn't like young sluts

you really are a retarded autist


 No.953781

>>944159

Fuck never knew she was that hot. What shows are these from?


 No.953783

>>953781

True Blood.


 No.953785

>>953783

Thanks.


 No.953796

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>>944019

>Gwyneth Paltrow

>ugly hag

My dick disagrees.




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