/co/ - Comics & Cartoons

>>942967

Let’s be honest. Would be shocked if cobra commander gets rebooted as trump lookalike? Cobra probably be rebooted as white supremacists and Duke or snakeyes will be black.

I doubt even SJW marvel would fuck up G.I. Joe this badly. Even marvel would’ve shutdown injections of anti-military and and anti-American themes.

>Transgender transformers

>Reboot classic joes as fat women

>trannies Gems

>turning my little pony into black lives matter propaganda

I hate to think what IDW would do to He-man if Hasbro brought Mattel. I don’t even trust them with Care Bears.

More sheboons with White male's names?

>>942970

>MLP is BLM propaganda

wait, what happened? last time i checked it they were mocking a SJW pony town with forced equality

>>943098

This is horrible

>>942968

But I thought the Commander barely takes off his helmet?

>>943098

Was it the kill all men guy?

>>943098

The dragons just wanted to buy some skittles and iced tea.

>>943473

There another faggot?

>>943473

Is it me or is "Andersen" the surname of all shit artists?

>Rebooting GI Joe for millennials

So a bunch of 90lbs non-binary, neon-haired college kids start up an anarchist ANTIFA bloc and call it "GI Joe" ironically and spend every issue crying in the re-purposed flophouse they turned into a safe-space crying about how loud noises upset their PTSD? Then Harambe the gorilla throws pokeballs at them while dabbing?

>>943522

I'm surprised they don't go with Cobra and become some pseudo revolutionary force since they tend to hate the military industrial complex that and Cobra has presented itself as a revolutionary force to overthrow the old order on occasion.

>>943618

He also follows their ideology more closely than the joes.

>>942967

They realise you have to be fit to be a soldier right?

Also that may be one of the most horrifically awkward arms I've ever seen in that thumbnail. I'd love to find the photo they traced to see how they managed to fuck that arm up so badly.

>>943623

>They realise you have to be fit to be a soldier right?

You also suppose to not have a history of self mutilations. But liberals keep trying to get trannies in the military

>>943618

Cobra is too similar to the nazis for SJWs to get behind. Sure, the similarity is superficial at best, but anything even remotely nazi-like will make a college liberal break out in hives.

But communism? That's 1000% A-okay.

>>943618

>>943680

Current year commie flag waving SJW dyed haired "healthy at any size" tumblerites of Cobra Vs G.I. Joe.

I don't think it gonna be much of a contest. Though it would be funny to watch.

>The Nu-Cobra cafeteria would run out of stock while still dealing with complaints over food triggering.

>The gym has been labeled as offensive and any exercise is optional.

>Go to the stage theater but the Cobra dancers have been fired for being attractive and sexist and replaced with dancing land whales who collapse after a few minutes.

>Nu-Cobra Command reviving dinosaurs from extinction is somehow seen as cultural approximation and needs consent.

>G.I. Joe finally attacks with their amazing toys battle vehicles and action figures healthy soldiers from all parts of Rhode Island America.

>Fatty Cobra platoon literally rolls out first and end up serving as human shields for the incoming red laser fire.

>Unlike the all vegan platoon that get torn through like tissue paper, while others collapse from lack of energy.

>Other Nu-Cobra recruits can't fight back and just shout good weapon accuracy is ablest and we're on the right side of history.

>Many of them are getting shot because the only "weapon" they have is a pole with a commie flag, whose red colour really stands out on the current battlefield.

>Majority of Cobra battle vehicles are being unused, because no one can drive them due to to lack of effort, claims of environment unfriendliness and not liking the paint job's because it looks "scary."

>The only successful Nu-Cobra soldiers are the sane ones performing kamikaze to just end living in this embarrassment of Nu-Cobra.

>Cobra Commander sits in his bunker watching and wondering if he could escape and rebuild or should just perform a Hitler.

>>943924

Joe has the benefit of an older, very dedicated and vocal majority in its fanbase and a comic book company desperate to keep the license.