No.895739
So /co/ how does it feel knowing you guys have your own killer now??.
No.895742
We already have two threads, check the catalog next time.
>>884416
>>883081
No.895743
>>895741
>I wish our killer was cooler.
I wish you were cooler faggot.
No.895798
>>895739
Could've spent more than 300 on animation.
No.895863
>Had a bunch of palette swap donut steels
>left it too late to be a school shooter, so became a supermarket shooter
>couldn't even finish his Columbine shooting self-insert epic, so left us with an animatic
Yep, he's the hero we deserve. About as half-assed, homoerotic, edgy and unoriginal as anything we've ever done. EGS Guy was Our Guy.
No.895867
>>895739
/pol/ and /r9k/ still has a higher score
No.895875
>>895867
Even /tv/ has a higher score
No.895888
>>895863
>homoerotic
He hated men, tho. He wanted to be a dead ghost lesbian.
>unoriginal
How many other people out there killed for their ghost waifu?
No.895889
This board deserves a better class of killer.
No.895900
>>895739
Thanks for making this thread for the 6 millionth time
Obligatory reminder of who the true monster is here.
No.895922
>>895739
>>895741
>>895863
>>895889
You guys are all forgetting /co/ already has a hero we deserve and don't need. We don't not need but deserve another one.
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>>895875
>>895922
I think TDKR shooter is unequivocally /bane/'s guy. He sent all those people to the flight plan in the sky. DURING the plane scene.
Like 50 people died and the last thing they ever heard was:
>"You're a big guy."
> "For you"
Blows my mind to this day. Meme magic man.
No.896030
>>896004
Don't forget that baneposters crashed that one plane too
No.896032
>>896030
Baneposting was so strong it caused 9/11 by breaking through time.
I'd say more but if I did the CIA would find me.
No.896086
>>896032
>not simply crashing his plane after he kidnaps you
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No.896346
>>896032
>getting caught is not part of your plan
What are you doing, anon?
No.896350
>>896346
I'm not a big guy, I can't crash the plane yet.
No.896377
That's why the troofcicker posts stopped?
No.896461
>>896350
Keep lifting, mosquito man.
No.896463
>more than 50 shots
>only 3 people hit
i mean it's humiliating
No.896590
>>896463
I-if only we could have reached out to him… and maybe referred him to /k/, they could have taught him how to use his fucking sights.
No.896591
>>896590
Yes I said /k/. /nra/ is DED BORD.
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No.898852
>>895739
no, no, NO NO /mlp/ or /lgbt/ takes this faggot. Butch Hartman did nothing wrong!
No.898855
>>898852
>/mlp/ and /lgbtp/
Pretty sure they have their own killers.
No.898865
>>898855
/mlp/ has a killer?
No.898888
>>898865
Its the same guy.
No.898898
>Butch Hartman
It's despicable that human lives were taken over such a terrible artist.
No.898917
>3:1 KDR
fucking faggot, wasted 70 fucking shells on killing 3 people
what a disgrace
No.898963
>>898898
>It's despicable that human lives were taken over such a terrible artist.
>Implying Butch Hartman sucks
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No.900343
>3:1 KDR
Dammit, didn't he know you've got to train on Doom and GTA first?
Muh murder simulators.
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No.900504
So far we're at:
/pol/ - Anders Breivik
/v/ - Cho Seung-Hui (Virginia Tech shooter)
/mu/ Erik Harris and Dylan Klebold (Columbine, also qualify for /v/)
/bane/ - James Holmes (Aurora Colorado shooter)
/k/ - Adam Lanza (Sandy Hoax "shooter")
/co/ - Ember's Spook Team faggot
What other boards have shooters that I missed? Which one do you think is next?
No.900509
>>900504
>Adam Lanza
That was /b/, wasn't it? How was that /k/? Wouldn't /k/ be Dorner or the Moncton shooter?
Also, you forgot /r9k/'s beta upriser.
No.900510
>>900504
Supreme gentleman Rodgers, the Happa avenger.
Though without any equivalent to /r9k/ I don't know what board he'd represent.
No.900511
>>900509
What about Terry Nichols/Timothy McVeigh? Do they count?
>>900510
Wouldn't Rodgers be /r9k/?
No.900514
>>900504
Would Eric Rudolph (Olympic Park Bomber, assuming bombers are allowed as well) be /christian/? He voiced displeasure with degeneracy but I'm not exactly sure if he was religious himself.
Would Omar Mateen be /islam/, even if he was supposedly gay?
No.900516
Would Tomohiro Kato, the perpetrator of the Akihabara Massacre, be /jp/ or /a/, or none because he was killing weebs?
No.900518
>>900516
*ah, probably /jp/, since he was hikki supposedly, though that isn't to say /a/ has any
No.900520
>>900504
Why do people spell "Eric" with a "k"? I mean, I know "Eric" can be spelled that way, but his name is with a "c".
No.900524
>>900520
That doesn't seem all that accurate though. Like /d/'s, since that massacre had nothing to do with fetishism.
>>900504
No, Holmes is /tv/, because the Germanwings pilot that literally crashed his plane is /bane/.
No.900526
>>900520
>killing no kids is a bonus
Why though? You'd think it'd be the other way for maximum edge. Is it just to bumper the points?
No.900531
>>900520
How do McVeigh and Nichols get a bonus for no suicide? THIS COMPETITION IS RIGGED!
No.900533
>>900520
Wouldn't Hawkins be /b/, considering he posted the "I'm going to go out in style." on /b/.
>>900531
This. /d/'s should get the cop-killer bonus because he killed himself.
No.900548
>>900520
Nice Attack should be /trv/.
No.900554
Dunblane school massacre is /hebe/.
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No.900907
>>900554
>Dunblane school massacre is /hebe/.
/hebe/ is gone
No.900918
>>900520
>Robert Hawskins
>/a/
No Mr. Anime aka LensCapProductions is /a/
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No.901261
>>895739
>Killer
>over 100 shot fired but only manage to kill 3 peoples
He doesn't even deserve a spot in a mass shooter rankings
No.901460
>>900907
I know, and am glad. But /loli/ wouldn't fit since he was a pederast.
No.901461
>>900918
See, then there's a predicament.
Hawkins should be /b/, and he should /a/. But then where does Columbine land? Closest thing I can think of is /v/, since it's highly likely Sandy Hook didn't happen.
No.901489
>>901461
Is Columbine /v/? One of them made Doom levels.
No.902232
>>901461
>where does Columbine land? Closest thing I can think of is /v/,
Video games didn't cause Columbine bullying did they are /suicide/ /v/ is Sandy Hook and the Dunblane school massacre is /younglove/
No.902332
>>900511
Kaczynski is /sci/ - /diy/ - /lit/
>>901489
If /agdg/ had its board Harris and Klebold would be theirs.
Armin Meiwes is /ck/
John Wayne Gacy is /cgl/
Wainewright would be /out/ do we even have an alchemy or herbalist focused board?
Jack the Ripper enters as /x/ def.
Chris Benoit is /wooo/
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>>907277
>>904176
What the hell are you doing?
No.907357
What board does Nevada-tan represent?
<inb4 only one kill
>EGS guy managed only two more kills than an 11-year old loli armed only with box-cutters
No.907953
>>907357
/loli/, obviously.
No.908079
>>907953
They got something else.
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No.910074
>>908664
>Fuck off.
Not an argument
No.910204
>>910074
There was never an argument in the first place.
The fuck are you on about?
No.910212
>>910204
LOL why you so butthurt?.
No.910224
No.910490
>>910224
>Hey /tv/
How is liking lolis /tv/?.
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No.916618
>>900504
What about the /x/ Slender-worshipper?
No.916622
>>895863
Even the finished section wasn't well animated.
No.916624
>>901461
Why can't there be more then one killer per board?
No.916774
Ah yes the physical embodiment of polygons DooM playthrough
No.917047
>>916624
Because the scoreboard only takes the most prolific and/or emblematic of their respective board. Having runner-ups and shit would only make things confusing.
>>902332
>Chris Benoit is /wooo/
Nah, that was a simple murder-suicide rather than a proper High Score run.
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No.918278
>>907357
Well she was basically queen of /b/ before that queen of /b/ faggotry started. Nevada-tan represents something that is long gone, and never coming back.
>>908377
She is an adult now, and is out of her forced mental hospital stay. Although tracking her down would prove difficult.
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No.922032
>>910224
>being this assblasted over good taste
hi autist
No.925774
>>898963
Tell me any other artist that made a show jump the shark 3 fucking times
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No.925797
>>925774
I'd say technically more, with the live action movies and the various other movies that jumped the shark in different ways.. like Timmy locking everyone at one age for decades.
No.925838
>>925797
What about the episode where Timmy commits suicide and finds out that everyone he knows has a better life without him, If I was a bullied depressed kid that episode would had probably drove me into suicide.
No.925850
>>925774
the dog got canned after a single episode tho, too bad that Butch isn't self aware enough to realize that Chloe is almost as bad as him
No.925852
It's a real shame people died for this.
No.925853
>>925852
thiccfags truly are the scum of the earth
No.925857
>>925853
>>925852
that is not thicc.
that is not thicc at all.
that is an amorphous blob.
I did a quick search on paheal and this is the closest I could find to thicc Ember. Wish I could have found it done by a better artist but it's close enough.
Learn the difference, it could save your life.
No.925865
>>895739
This discourages me from ever publishing or even putting online my own characters, I don't want some autistic tranny to kill people and then themselves in order to reincarnate as one of my ocs
No.926000
>>925865
Just dont use your real shit and buy a $30 burner phone.
No.926455
>>900520
>Woo Bum-Kon
>/d/
How exactly? He didn't have any sexual perversions, far as anybody knows.
>>900526
I don't get it either, honestly.
No.926457
>>916618
>>918267
>>922023
Do you even know what a High Score run is? No, it doesn't count.
No.928141
>>925865
To me this is just an added benefit of creating OC.
No.928158
We can add /leftypol/ to the list, vegas guy was a commie.
No.928197
>>928158
>vegas guy was a commie
I'd like some sauce on that burger.
No.928218
>>925857
>pic
Scum of the earth.
>Learn the difference, it could save your life.
What, is there an upcoming thin-appreciation-convention we should pay attention to?
>>928158
what >>928197 said.
No.928513
>>895739
Somebody should draw all these Ember clones getting blacked in hell while Randy in drag is crying in a corner.
No.928521
>>895739
did he even kill anyone?
No.928526
>>928521
I think he killed three people out 50 shots fired.
No.928527
>>928526
and he was using a shotgun
what a faggot
No.928933
>>925852
>It's a real shame people died for this.
Kek
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>>895739
I'm honestly in love with EGS
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No.932310
>>932119
The living will lewd his precious OC waifus while he’s in hell
No.933296
>>932119
I want to fuck her
No.933347
>>932310
Makes you wish he’d actually come back as a ghost, so he could witness his ghostfu get the rule 34 treatment.
BLACKED when?
No.933351
>>933347
someone needs to design the faggot as a hartman ghost character and draw tons and tons and tons of cuckold porn.
No.933353
>>933351
This. I can barely draw a stick figure so I can’t help out ;_;
Randy as a ghost, having seconds thoughts as he watches Ember getting a ectoplasm bukkake by a couple of ghost brothas.
No.933616
>>907357
Here Nevada would belong to /JP/ or /VG/ considering that 2 months after the Sasebo slashing she was added as a character to Summer Radish Vacation 1.1 (the sequel School Days may be better known here) where you could get her pregnant. She appears as a MILF in the School Days sequel Shiny Days too. All one massive overflowing universe.