No.1073185 [Last50 Posts]
http://archive.is/64MSN
With LCS closing because of CV, it's good to know that Marvel is giving people enough reason to buy comics during these hard times with superheroes like Snowflake and Safespace that totally represent us.
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No.1073188
>Trailblazer looks like someone from tumblr drew a white woman
>Snowflake and Safespace are reclaiming those derogatory terms as Snowflake uses snowflake-shurikens and Safespace creates defensive barriers–but only for people he cares about.
>B-Negative is Teen Morbius. Except he references the 90s and is goth. He is a goth vampire, so his name is B-Negative.
>Screentime is a meme spouting teen who is always connected to the internet due to experimental internet gas. Internet gas.
It used to be fun laughing at how bad comics got, but we're reaching a zenith of pain and misery.
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No.1073189
>>1073188
Don't forget Snowflake is also non-binary.
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No.1073194
>>1073189
It's unreal. There's no way they can believe SJWs who praise current Marvel (but not enough to actually pick up a book) are going to go for a non-binary character named Snowflake. Who is this for? Just for people to complain about?
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No.1073195
>>1073194
>There's no way they can believe SJWs who praise current Marvel (but not enough to actually pick up a book) are going to go for a non-binary character named Snowflake. Who is this for? Just for people to complain about?
Well this all has a pretty simple answer. They make this stuff for their liberal leftwing SJW cliques first & foremost. This deluge of wokeness is all coming from people being afraid of socially ostracized by their left leaning communities. Then it's also a huge benefit to them, in their minds, if people get outraged. Because it's free advertising. However they still don't understand this has not increased sales whatsoever. It's a big woke circlejerk of people having no business sense.
The best thing to do right now is cringe & laugh at the incompetence of big two companies being completely out of touch with an industry they've upheld for over 80 years. This corona virus outbreak is putting a strain on comic shops already struggling to gain customers. The longer this goes on, the worse that'll get. Eventually Marvel may not have a market to ship these physical issues to anymore.
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No.1073202
Seriously, when is Marvel going to die already? It's unnatural how they kept shooting themselves over and over and yet they aren 6 feet underground.
>>1073195
Whoever who still believe that any press is good press is an idiot.
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No.1073203
>>1073202
If Disney gets some sense and tells Marvel to knock that shit off maybe they might.
>any press is good press
There are times I feel like if Tom Brevoort never worked at Marvel and Civil War was never made then Marvel would be in a better place now.
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No.1073206
>>1073203
And I guess they are trying to go with the neon 90s using all that magenta and Cyan, but these faggots never experienced the 80s and the 90s, just using shitty faggot colours. Where are the reds? the blues? the greens? yellows? just shitty pastel yet oversaturated colours because yas queen.
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No.1073212
>>1073206
It doesn't make a lot of sense because even the heroes of the 90s still used common sense colors. This is just Deviantart tier characters where a Sonic recolor has neon pink hair and cyan highlights. It's like they just wanted to be as loud and hard to look at as possible.
This is reaching to the point where I think this has to be some sort of ruse. Like these kids are being presented as heroes, but will either all die immediately or be the villains.
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No.1073213
I'm more amused by the part that suggests this is a tie-in to a Civil War retread where being a superhero under 21 is illegal. Which means it's of little consequence to anybody besides Miles, Kamala, and any Nu-Marvel character unlucky enough to appear in their books recently.
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No.1073214
>>1073185
Holy fuck. I thought this was the babylon bee for sure.
Besides the retardation that is so obvious, why are their concept sketches so extremely low-quality? This looks like something from deviantart.
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No.1073215
>>1073213
While Civil War had some sort of debatable premise of superhero registration, I don't think anybody sane would complain about an age limit on engaging in eye laser fights in the street.
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No.1073216
>>1073213
>it's of little consequence to anybody besides Miles, Kamala, and any Nu-Marvel character unlucky enough to appear in their books recently.
Sadly it seems Power Pack is also getting caught in the crossfire.
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/ComicBook/Outlawed
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No.1073217
>>1073212
>Like these kids are being presented as heroes, but will either all die immediately or be the villains.
or like Ignited they'll be presented as heroes while doing decidedly villainous things
something caught me with the statement that the old New Warriors would act as authority figures. What manner of authority?
>>1073215
>I don't think anybody sane would complain about an age limit on engaging in eye laser fights in the street.
until you look at the world they live in; Spidey started when he was a teen, the Xmen have always had teens, the Power Pack of course, there have always been kid and teen sidekicks, etc
superpowers don't wait until you're of age and neither do villains
also, this Mutant Registration Act 3.0 with a dash of SOPA
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No.1073218
>>1073217
>x-men have always had teens
Yeah & a whole fucking lot of them died gruesome agonizing deaths. Multiple times for most.
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No.1073222
CG faggots are theorizing that this was created specifically to fuck with them. We could be looking at the Comicsgate equivalent of that Special Victims Unit episode about Gamergate.
It took much longer to come around because nobody gives a shit about Comicsgate and normalfags don't even know it exists, of course.
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No.1073223
>>1073222
doubt it. There are already numerous overt references to CG in capeshit comics(such as the time they put that CG e-celeb in as a villian). it would be far too subtle of them to make this as a CG troll. it's probably just off-mark pandering attempt #3423.
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No.1073226
>>1073222
It is so over the top that It looks like a parody of something, alright.
But Marvel also greenlighted America Chavez and the Cat girl comic that I don't remember the fucking name but it was awful.So I don't know.
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No.1073227
>>1073222
I doubt it. The Law and Order SVU episode was specifically based on Gamergate. This doesn't seem to be, rather it's just idiotic trash that Marvel keeps putting out.
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No.1073228
>>1073226
>cat girl
You mean Hellcat by Kate Leth?
>>1073223
The one CG parody I actually liked was in the Trump's Raiders comic. It makes fun of Ya Boi Zack but it's more of a light hearted parody that makes fun of everyone including CB Cebulski and the other people in charge of marvel.
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No.1073231
Is this a metaphor for hormone blockers?
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No.1073236
In the interest of documenting Marvel's latest trainwreck, allow me to storytime the one shot introduction that lead to these abominations of new characters.
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No.1073237
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No.1073238
>>1073237
At least the art has some character to it.
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No.1073239
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No.1073240
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No.1073241
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No.1073242
>>1073241
That's all for now.
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No.1073251
>>1073242
Well at least it didn't cost mutch to make… Judging by the artwork at least.
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No.1073252
How much cancer would I get for reading this?
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No.1073253
Did you hear? America is coming back.
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No.1073255
This is too ridiculous, i wouldn't be surprised if it is a bait and switch.
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No.1073258
>>1073185
>This is the company Games Workshop trusted to handle the 40k license.
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No.1073261
>>1073231
> I think you're reading too deep into this.
>>1073242
I can see where the Civil War comparison's are coming from now. They even got Speedball on the side of the government again. At least he's now wearing that stupid fucking edgy armor.
Honestly, this whole thing just seems so mediocre. Aside from repeating the Superhero registration act I guess they'll finally get their freedom back by the end of it. It's all just so meh by this point. Even the whole anti-authority schtick feels so played out. It's meh.
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No.1073267
>hypothetical Ethernet syrup
>potential P2P juice
>theoretical darknet milk
>probable PPPoE slime
>possible ADSL broth
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No.1073271
>>1073223
>such as the time they put that CG e-celeb in as a villian
wait what?
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No.1073273
>>1073271
I can't remeber anything but the vaguest of details and the fact I laughed my ass off that they were asshurt enough to include them in the comic. From what I remember some CG e-celeb/comic writer(I recall it was Richard C Meyer, can't find the article I read about itwhen it happened) got into a feud with a woke comics writer. Said writer got asshurt and included him as a low level thug who proceeded to get his head smashed in by whatever capeshit hero his path crossed(I think it was Captain America, could just be misremebering as these niggers love using CA to soapbox their bullshit and asshurt.)
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No.1073276
I can't get over how bad 'Internet Gas' is. It's so lazy it has to be some sort of joke. Like being bitten by a radioactive computer mouse. Why not just have a helmet he can't take off? Or he's some internet-connected cyborg like that superhero, Cyborg? What the fuck is internet gas? That's like saying LAN Juice.
Not to mention 'being connected to the internet all the time' as a superpower is outright useless and banal past the year of 2006. Everyone has phones. People have internet on their watches. You can climb up to the top of Everest and still watch Youtube.
I can't stop thinking it's a joke.
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No.1073277
>There's more
Marvel went into more depth of the young heroes in Children of the Atom. We don't know their names or anything, but they made a teaser video with the creators.
https://twitter.com/Marvel/status/1241122345168715776
>The zoomer-humor will be primed and ready to go
>Their backstories have been meticulously planned out
>They then talk about what social media site they use
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No.1073278
>>1073277
>tik tok
>instagram
>mutant sub-reddit
Zoomers were a mistake.
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No.1073290
>>1073276
I've seen the video where the creator is explaining these characters. Either he's serious about it or it's all some Andy Kauffmanesque performance.
>>1073278
Are the writers zoomers? Either way this shit is becoming ridiculously cringy.
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No.1073302
>>1073290
What they are is out of touch.
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No.1073329
>>1073277
This looks comparatively worse than the The New New Warriors, because they look like straight-up copies of notable X-Men. And who'd want to read about woke X-Zoomers when they can stick to reading the mainline X-books?
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No.1073339
Oh cool they fight Rorix Bladewing…
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No.1073345
>>1073277
>looking like a 13 year old
>somehow getting into Marvel because you know some asshole there or was abused by him or whatever.
>making a webcomic-tier shit comic.
So that means I can start there tomorrow?
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No.1073358
>>1073329
Are the X-Zoomers even mutants?
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No.1073365
>>1073185
After a lot of head-scratching and reading the bios, ive determined that this is satire, and you're not supposed to like them, maybe like a Great Lakes Avengers sorta team. But what do i know, i didnt believe the thundercats thing was real
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No.1073367
>>1073365
You should watch the video where the creator of these characters explains them. He seems completely serious about it. Unless he's doing some Andy Kauffman shit but I think that's giving him too much credit
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No.1073370
>>1073253
It's pretty tame, but also anti-gun. It was tame in that I was expecting something along the lines of Nitro nuking a school, but we instead end up with Kamala getting caught in rubble.
>>1073302
>What they are is out of touch.
It's how they were raised. With all of the kids getting home-schooled now, a lot of Gen Zers might be able to avoid conditioning.
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No.1073379
You might want to check this in relation to woke Marvel current status
http://archive.is/6VSHH
the usual suspects show up again
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No.1073383
>>1073278
>>1073277
>>1073290
Reminder that there are no good zoomers. They are permanently brainwashed and will make this successful.
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No.1073384
>>1073383
We might just be the last sane generation of people left. Anyone born after 1995 is beyond saving.
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No.1073388
>>1073383
shoo-shoo black pill nigger. This kind of shit gets cancelled for a reason.
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No.1073391
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No.1073393
>>1073384
Every generation says this
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No.1073400
>>1073379
>Gay Black Santa and Boyfriend
welp…
>Friends with…
well shit, how those Marvel even go on like this?
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No.1073401
>>1073195
ironically shat out during a disease outbreak? but really its just for woke points, it will disappear in a few months like the fake virus and then marvel can go back and blame white male supremacists for canceling it but still point to it as look how woke we are at lease we tried
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No.1073403
How long until the make a character called The subhuman nigger-chimp who is "reclaiming" those derogatory terms?
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No.1073405
>>1073401
>the fake virus
Fucking.. what?
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No.1073406
>>1073405
there's a school of thought that says the viral epidemic is 100% propaganda, 0% real
the people pushing this line are imbeciles
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No.1073407
>>1073406
That's some communist level cover up logic though. Even China with all it's hiding of the true numbers of dead can't deny the existence of the virus.
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No.1073408
>>1073407
There's things bubbling to the surface saying that it's impossible for viruses to infect humans because reasons, and also that there's no peer-reviewed paper that says COVID-19 even exists (because "peer review" doesn't take a month, so of course there isn't yet)
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No.1073409
>Kibblesmith
Can you find a more jew last name than that?
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No.1073411
>>1073401
Its truly sad that retards like you aren't the first to die to cleanse this planet.
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No.1073429
>>1073409
Marvel has gone full jew and extremely fucking retarded.
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No.1073432
>>1073408
Again it's just China damage controlling in the face of a crisis that's their fault.
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No.1073434
Marvel's targeting a specific audience and they don't CARE if they actually buy the books or not. They're pushing propaganda while destroying the traditional idea of what a hero is. Also, the higher ups have ties to the Clinton foundation
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No.1073437
>>1073429
The other asshole is worse, he looks like a 13 year old who made that shit up.
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No.1073442
>>1073367
>>1073379
I no longer think this is satire. this is real. huh
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No.1073446
>>1073409
In fairness, the kike psychologist behind modern gender theory is named Dr. John Money
that's his fucking name, Money. THAT is as jewish as it gets
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No.1073452
>>1073429
Soyboy is censored here? Wew lads.
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No.1073478
>>1073185
There are few fan redesigns floating around
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No.1073492
>>1073478
I wouldn't call any of them good.
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No.1073495
Apparently a lot of the SJW writers of DC and Marvel have been axed. Wonder if the comics industry is legit dead or the long-established strategy of using economic downturn as an excuse to layoff your least productive workers without a wrongful termination lawsuit.
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No.1073503
>>1073495
Haven't heard anything about that. The current situation is Diamond has shut down distribution for the time being, many comic publishers are telling their artists not to bother right now, & comic writers from the big two are being more dicks than usual on twitter. Likely because they know they're on the cusp of losing their jobs.
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No.1073519
>>1073478
>2nd pic
>SAO's VR visor the superhero
not a bad idea but how does he interact with meatspace villains?
>3rd pic
better than the official shit at least. I appreciate the deviation from intense CMYK
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No.1073544
>>1073478
>>1073492
Not even a re-design. They just removed the neon colors. But I gotta say, at least the fat chick and the faggots don't give me eye cancer anymore.
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No.1073545
>>1073478
Well, the third picture made the fat whale not as disgusting as she was originally.
Anyway, isn't this cancelled? the whole industry was commanded to put their pencils down.
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No.1073556
>>1073519
I guess the VR visor could be upgraded without removing it. Whatever Tony Stark is now could put in x-rays, heat vision, various sci-fi scanners that let him see weaknesses of monsters and villains.
The catch would be that while he can see all these weaknesses, he's still just a kid, so he can tell the other heroes where to attack, but half their time is taken up protecting him from getting stomped on.
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No.1073576
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No.1073620
>>1073277
I can't imagine this sort of thing even appealing to zoomers, because it's written by a couple of middle aged faggots who spend all their time pretending that they are the cool young tastemakers, instead of being the out of touch faggots that they actually are. Even if Zoomers weren't allegedly the most conservative generations we've ever seen, they'd still reject this dumb bullshit because it's a bunch of knockoff sidekick versions of characters that were never relevant to them with pandering social media vomit layered on top.
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No.1073625
>>1073620
>Even if Zoomers weren't allegedly the most conservative generations we've ever seen
Leftist claim the same but the opposite way, not sure what to think, they'll probably be the most divided in generations though
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No.1073626
>>1073625
>they'll probably be the most divided in generations though
That seems the most likely tbh.
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No.1073627
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>1073620
>because it's written by a couple of middle aged faggots who spend all their time pretending that they are the cool young tastemakers, instead of being the out of touch faggots that they actually are.
Reminds me of this ever relevant video from Frank Zappa.
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No.1073938
I sometimes wonder if Marvel could be salvaged if they brought back Jim Shooter or had someone like him to man the ship and bring order.
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No.1073940
>>1073938
Assuming that anything can be salvaged, an EIC with Shooter's temperament would probably be a poor fit for the publisher as it is now, because they'd have to fight a battle on two fronts (corporate & creators) to get the comics anywhere near where they were at their peak. Shooter was lucky in that he only had to wrangle the creative side during a time when the though of The Mouse owning them was a pipe dream and comics didn't face irrelevancy from either their own adaptations or the evolution of technology.
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No.1073962
>>1073938
As long as they're under the mouse, I dont see that happening.
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No.1073990
>>1073938
Someone like shooter would have to pretty much clear the house and start from scratch. Otherwise people like Brevroot would constantly resist and bitch on twitter and to any comic blog that would listen. Few artists and writers that can shut up and work would probably stay. As far as management goes, Cebulski is the only guy who could be able to stay. He seems like the most diplomatic and professional out of Marvel higher-ups, and that's likely why he was chosen for his current position.
>>1073940
Dealing with the mouse would probably be easier than dealing with most creators nowadays.
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No.1074032
>>1073185
I have some amendments to the characters in mind:
> Screentime is an active /pol/ user and chronic masturbator
>B-Negative is an edgelord who ruins every D&D game he is in with his murder-hobo antics and by turning every session into an ERP
>Safespace is the equivalent of one of those harem protagonists who tries unsuccessfully to show solidarity with them- all he wants is that tight virgin puss but the only attention he gets is from old women and midgets
>Snowflake is an e-girl with BPD with seven paypig accounts and a virtual army of simps ready to defend her virtue
>Trailblazer is an adult diaper lover and furfag
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No.1074042
>>1073185
>Kaine got dragged into Spider-verse for this.
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No.1074302
>>1073194
Not all current Marvel is anywhere near this bad. Immortal Hulk is good, Cates's Thor is good so far, there's been good Daredevil runs lately. Not saying it's a great period in Marvel history but if you let hucksters like Scriver tell you it's all New Warriors and Iceman tier then you're gonna miss out on some pretty decent stuff.
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No.1074441
>>1073620
The audience isn’t zoomers, it’s school librarians who order books they think zoomers want to read.
The women who run libraries have replaced the men who run comic shops in marvels business model.
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No.1074448
>>1073620
>>1073625
>Even if Zoomers weren't allegedly the most conservative generations we've ever seen
Zoomers are even more nihilist than we were. It's all downhill from here anon.
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