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>>1032424

We begin our little tale with a very familiar scenario, the Ed boys are gearing up for a scam. But, our old friend Ed, the mono brow lump himself, is feeling weird and I highly doubt its his rocking mullet that is to blame Could his sudden impulse toward moon gazing and laying in bed making anime eyes at the wall shed light on the nature of his illness? Read on and find out!

>>1032428

Just then, our buttered toast loving protagonist takes sight of something that brings out a change in him, a fortuitously placed VHS tape, which calls to the beast inside of him. This thing he has become has no fear, even of his little sister telling mom!

>>1032433

Sarah, being in fear for her life, runs to get help from those she finds most qualified. Which, of course means Double D Whom she immediately throws herself upon, just look at Sockhead sweat and Goku Eddy. The trio finds themselves harried by the beast, until our rational friend Edward notices the resemblance the beast has to a certain gravy-loving lummox.

>>1032434

Applying the power of observation, Double D notices that this beast also has a uni-brow and a bodacious mullet, leading them to the conclusion that their friend Ed has become some kind of

Were-Ed!

Though Double D takes it on faith that his transfigured friend will not attack him That hypothesis was incorrect, Eddy proves his genre savvy by attempting to use the series famous slapstick to defend himself, by brutally beaning Ed in the head with a pipe.

>>1032437

The next day, the kids of the Cul-de-sac attempt to make sense of the curse that plagues their neighborhood. Luckily for them, Plank is very learned in the supernatural. Kevin suggests that the dorks need to die Good on ya, shovel-chin. Purge the mutant, in the Emperor's name let none survive But luckily, Rolf has another idea.

Rolf drops some knowledge from the old country, that to break the curse they will have to kill the Alpha werewolf, thus proving himself the equal of an inanimate board when it comes to monster lore. So, the plan is set, quarantine the infected and hunt the Alpha. Double D gets the ''brilliant' plan to use his and Ed's were-Ed form to bring the fight to the Alpha, i'm sure this won't end badly

>>1032442

So, apparently, Double D is able to form perfectly coherent thoughts while in this Were-Ed form, perhaps his plan of fighting Lycanthropy with lycanthropy isn't so stupid after all. Then, back with our group of neighborhood Van Hellsings, they set out to hunt the wolf, with a fucking cake server. I take it back, things are going to end badly, unless Ed and Edd get there soon.

At last, the vile creature is in sight, its a good thing they have the strongest kid in the Cul-de-sac leading this charge, no werewolf can compare to the son of a shepherd! Except this one, apparently… Luckily, the Edwolves are on the scene, and while Double D is in full control, Ed is still ruled by blood lust is it just me, or does werewolf Ed always make a beeline for his sister, must be a subconscious desire for revenge on that tattle tale cunt In the end, Double D makes Ed yield to reason, teaming up to assault the Alpha.

With Edd and Ed holding the Alpha down, Eddy brutally stabs it multiple times, causing it to burst into flames, proving the author does not differentiate between werewolves and vampires or do they? wait until the next issue to find out! With the Alpha no more than a pile of dust, the curse is broken. Yet not even the Alpha's death could life the Double D's curse of having nipple too far down on his chest.

So, our little tale comes to a close, all is right in the Cul-de-sac. Yet, the moon still calls to Ed and Double D, a foreshadowing of things to come? Find out in the next pulse pounding installment in the Night of the Were-Ed trilogy!

Night of the Were-Ed: Solar Eclipse!

I'll try to post earlier tomorrow, though for most of the Anons in Europe i'm posting too early. I'll be splitting part three into two parts so that we can finish on Halloween proper. Thanks for bearing with me, and I'll see you all tomorrow for all the vampire Kanker goodness

IT BEGINS.

Last year's storyteller here. Good job OP.

>>1032424

>Night of the Were-Ed

It's good to see traditions haven't been lost, good job OP

>>1032450

I have returned, as I said I would. Hope everyone is ready, because if the first issue is an Ed boy themed retelling of the original Wolfman movie, this one is an Ed boy themed retelling of Underworld. So, without further ado,

/co/ presents

A Nintendo-Nut1 production

Night of the Were-Ed: Solar Eclipse

Apologies in advance for any slow uploads, my potato laptop is acting up.

We start this issue off with our protagonists listening to the radio, it appears that an eclipse Which Eddy apparently does not know the meaning of. Seriously, Ed is supposed to be the dumb one will be happening soon, which could have supernatural ramifications Aparently Double D took some lessons on the occult from Plank since the last time we saw him. Also, it seems that the Kanker sisters have been mysteriously silent as of late, what could all this mean?

The moon still calls to young Edward, long after the events of four years ago Really? Four Years? Ed boys don't look it. So, after some monologing about how powerful an experience being a werewolf is, we find that Double D is being followed. Whatever it is, it hates Werewolves.

Double D's attacker turns out to be none other than Kate Beckinsale Marie Kanker, who leaps upon our hero Look at Sockhead sweat, lucky bastard But, Edward saves himself from getting a nasty suck, by speaking aloud the vampire's true name. The next day, horror strikes as Rolf's precious chicken Gustad Gustad? Did the author mean Gustav? All of Rolf's other livestock have proper names, the fuck kind of name is Gustad? Here we truly see the four years that have passed, as Johnny has grown a Mohawk that is not unlike Soap from Modern Warfare 2, and Rolf has grown a beard more befitting a surfer bra than a son of a Shepard

This time without having to consult the monster hunting 2X4 Double D is able to quickly surmise that vampires are behind this egregious offense against the good people of the Cul-de-sac. Speaking of, we cut to the Kanker's trailer, where the sisters seem to have stolen the wardrobe of a Harlem pimp, thus signifying that they are creatures of the night. Ed and Double D set to work coming up with a plan to rid themselves of this blood sucking menace.

After an eventful trip to Sci-Ficlopedia, Vampires and Werewolves aren't really Sci-fi, but then again i'm not the expert. Ed and Double D find out the truth, that Vampire's are hunting Werewolves, and that a nefarious plot is centered around the solar eclipse. The kids, for their part, default to their betters in regard to monster protection, Plank having never steered them wrong before.

Apparently, Vampires and Werewolves are hunting each other for the opposite parties blood. No word on what happens when a werewolf drinks a vampire's blood (or visa versa), but i'm sure we can imagine. So, the stage is set, the Cul-de-sac kids will form a hunting party once more, while Ed and Double D attempt to wrestle with the beast inside of them. It also seems like Sockhead is wrestling with the beast inside his pants, as he goes to warn a potential enemy of their plans.

Luckily, for Edd, the Draculina actually is more interested in talking than fighting. Telling him of the sister's decent down the path of the sanguine horror. How they met Dio Brando Alucard A mysterious stranger, who convinced them to reject my their humanity, Jojo!. For Double D's part, he tells the tale of the events of four years ago, how he became a Were-Ed. His story being quantified by the knowledge that Vampires and Werewolves are attracted to one another by blood.

Hello again, dear readers, to the thrilling conclusion of

Night of the Were-Ed: Solar Eclipse

Continuing from where we left off, Double D convinces Marie to give him some of her vampiric essence, turning him from a Were-Ed into an Underworld rip-off Were-vamp-Ed! All this does is give a strange tint to his speech bubbles though.

Meanwhile, the kids decide that for all of his occult knowledge, Plank is better served as a weapon. Consult the screenshot for my feelings on that. Eddy seems to have found himself a trench coat that probably belonged to his brother hint, hint.

Also, Ed turns to his Were-Ed form, as was expected.

At last, the battle begins! The remaining Kankers appear to mock the Cul-de-sac army for the classic mistake of only bringing one stake for vampire hunting. May proceeds to belittle Eddy for the sorry state of his wood, Eddy gets Exterminiel dysfunction and fails to purge the blood sucking freak. Ed attempts to bring his Werewolf strength to bear, but is easily held at bay by Lee

And I mixed up the Kankers, its been ages since i've watched the show. But more importantly, we finally get a look at our antagonist, some edgy, Skrillex looking, motherfucker. While his edge aura may have been enough to sway the Kankers, it is insufficient for dealing with Double D, and his new neckbeard, which apparently what being a Vampire-Werewolf hybrid gives you.

I hope you guys are ready for some

ANIME!

Because that's primarily what this fight scene is, especially the swirly eyes that May makes when being knocked out. This is probably unrelated, but I could have sworn Marie was drawn with the Sharingan in the panel where she grabs Edge, Edg, n' Edgy.

To finish off this entry into Top 10 Anime Fight Scenes, Eddy pierces the heart of Count Crawling In My Skin with a Raikiri the weaponized body of Plank. The Edgelord then proceeds to melt into shadows, brutal. But hey, the curse is lifted, all that is left is the funeral for Rolf's chicken. Lee tells Eddy that he can stab her with his wood anytime he likes, but Eddy takes a page out of Leon Kennedy's book and says "No way, fag"

Important Note

It has come to my attention that I may be missing a page, if the old story friend could cross reference what has been posted and provide the missing page, I would be very grateful.

Double D, however is less learned in the ways of Resident Evil protagonist romantic rebuffs, and instead invites Marie to a moonlit night in the Junkyard. Putting some smooth moves across and ending the Second entry into the Night of the Were-Ed trilogy with something everyone can enjoy, freaky junkyard sex.

So ends the second of three great tales of the Ed boys and their constant crusade against the forces of darkness. Barring the little hiccup with the potential missing page, of course Join me tomorrow, for the thrilling conclusion.

Night of the Were-Ed: All Hallow's Eve

>>1032909

Found it. You were missing page #65.

Salutations, boils and ghouls. I hope we're all ready for tonight's entertainment. Alas, this will be the last of the Were-Ed saga, oh but what an ending it is. So, without further ado, let me present to you

Night of the Were-Ed: All Hallow's Eve!

We begin this tale rather mundanely, with the Ed boys watching a horror movie at Ed's house. Double D takes this as an opportunity to drop exposition on the history of Halloween and evil spirits or something like that.

Double D is still apprehensive about the coming holiday To be fair, if you'd been through half the shit he has you'd be on guard every Halloween too. The Ed boys, as well as Jimmy and Sarah all get ready for a night of merriment, also the Kankers invite themselves Or Double D invited them because he's a slave to blue haired trailer park puss

So the night drags on with the usual festivities, while Double Dong leaves to get some strange.

Sarah vomits ink, which apparently signals that shes a zombie! She then proceeds to lunge at Double D Look at Sockhead sweat But, oh no, the entire Cul-de-sac is under a zombie plague.

Behold, A Paleblood sky!

It even turns Double D and Ed into beasts. Apparently, the moon is fugged and it makes Double D turn into his Underworld Double Drac form, and Ed return to his Were-Ed state. Looks like them Ed boys are in another supernatural pickle.

Apparently, Ed retains his intelligence and ability of speech thanks to the mad moon mojo thats going down, but the duo has also attracted the attention of a strange figure with a gun.

Eddie and the Kankers are about to be devoured by their Cul-de-sac allies, who have become zombies I blame Rolf, heathen Norsman probably worshiped Nurgle

also, Johnny is fucking dead.

R.I.P Captain Melonhead

The mysterious stranger is in fact Eddy' brother, who is a professional monster hunter. But not one so zealous that he refrained from slaughtering Edd and Ed because they could speak. Double D is rightfully skeptical, as this is post Big Picture Show, and Eddy's brother was portrayed as an abusive twat.

Apparently, Eddy's brother was only pretending to be a carnie, and the whole "kicking the shit out of my little brother" was just a ploy to get him to leave. Apparently, people with strong supernatural ties don't get zombified, and somehow that doesn't include Rolf Who's weird folk religion evidently isn't paranormal enough or any of the other kids Because hunting an Alpha werewolf and Vampire is only enough Paranormal to protect Eddy. But the kicker is that Double D becoming a special snowflake werevamp is what caused all of this, and for that Eddy's brother rightfully wants to put him down.

Of course, even an experienced hunter like Eddy's bro can do little against two screaming bitches keeping him from purging. But, of course, he is convinced to let the others attempt to find answers to their current dilemma on their own. But he does toss Eddy his gun and pretty much say "Here, squirt. Go nuts."

I'm going to call this the end of Book Three, part one. Tune in next time for the triumphant and hilarious conclusion to the Night of the Were-Ed trilogy, same Ed time, same Ed channel

Vampire/werewolf Double D reminds me a lot of Chuck Mangione, especially the KOTH version.

Happy Halloween, everybody.

I hope everyone is ready, because this is where the story really gets wild.

Let us begin.

To start us off we get the appearance of the most infamous character in the entire Were-Ed trilogy

The Jester Skeleton of Shipping

Whenever he appears prior character motivation goes out the window and characters fall madly in love with one another. But seriously, this thing comes out of nowhere, and just as soon it's gone. It's just weird.

It appears that the Jester's abilities have extended throughout the house, no doubt the work of his stand [Silly Love Songs], as Double D and Marie reaffirm their love for one another, and Eddie is once again manhandled by Lee. Also, that "Winchester" looks like it was modeled after a Red Rider BB gun, but i'd have to bring in some strelo/k/s to be sure.

More mushy romance bullshit, Eddy's brother tries acting like a chad and gets laid out. We also get confirmation that May Kanker is a furry. Other than that, not much happens.

Double D finds out that a ceremony must be performed to reverse the effects of the Red Moon. One that involves a bonfire and a ceremonial offering. Its a good thing everything will go back to normal, because the Ed boys mercilessly slaughter their fellow Cul-de-sac kids.

So the boys proceed to massacre the beings that were once their neighbors, and in Ed's case, family.

Its your standard Were-Ed fight scene.

Until the boys decide to consign these undead freaks to a clean burning hell I tell you h'what using some pro-pain.

The ritual requires the blood of the one who beckoned the moon. Which means that Double D needs to die for the ritual to be complete. So Eddy shoots him right between the eyes, that's pretty brutal. But, even in the blackness of death, something calls out to him. *Eddward? Wasn't the Double D nickname because his name was eDwarD? Wouldn't Eddward be Triple D?**

Some strange entity has sworn Double D to an oath, to use the blood of the wolf to hunt the evils of the night. It also restores him to life for good measure, leading to a tearful reunion between our trio of valorous dorks.

This tearful reunions and mushy kisses are too much for Eddy's brother, so he peaces out before things become too weepy and gay. Gon Eddy swears that one day, he'll be twice the hunter his Dad Bro is. The night has reverted, including time, so the Ed boys return home for a well earned Halloween party.

forgot page 79.

Let me just throw it up here, so as not to break momentum.

But who was the entity that revived Double D?

You really wanna know?

It's fucking Odin

Fucking Odin

Yes, apparently the Allfather exists in the Ed,Edd, N' Eddy universe. So now the Ed boys are all warriors of Odin. Well, Double D and Ed are, Eddy looks like he'd rather Deus Vult these heathens

So yeah, the Ed boys now have the blessings of a Norse god, not the ending one would expect, but it's nothing less than what we'd expect.

With the posting of these last few pages, the Curse of the Were-Ed has been banished for another 365 days. I'd just like to say that it has been an honor and privilege posting with you men, may your night be spooky and full of fright. This will be OP, signing off.

>>1033505

it's fine bud