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I decided to try writing a quick treatment.
Nitz is the main protagonist and audience surrogate so we see the unfolding madness of Progressivism through his eyes; his normal campus life and efforts to win over Kimmie (or maybe Jessie) is interrupted by new students arriving who are all majoring in various Feminist Dance Theory type majors and start shitting up the campus with wild accusations and activism over nothing. Kimmie was always a bleeding heart and gets swept up in it and so naturally Nitz gets dragged along for the ride too, without really committing to any it apart from some lip-service to fit in.
Quickly the accusations start flying; The Dougler gets accused of sexual assault and gets hauled off, never to be seen again. This strikes Nitz as out of character and he is skeptical, but the Dougler was always sort of an annoying douche so he doesn't object. Nitz encounters Cal naturally drawn to the grouping of mostly-females and is already parroting the typical feminist talking points, having been talked into labeling himself as an "ally" by some reasonably-attractive pink hair looking to get into his pants.
Then Rocko runs afoul of the progressive brigade and seconds after he's opened his mouth to say something about fat chicks, he's been ordered into mandatory consent training classes. Rocko proves hilariously impervious to their indoctrination: the sexism simply runs too deep in him, and the feminists are soon pulling their hair out in frustration.
At the second act, the leader of the pink-haired feminists corners Cal away from the others to get some of his D. Cal isn't interested but obliviously falls into sex with her as he always does… but when they are caught post-coitus by the other progressives, the Pinko panics and loudly accuses Cal of raping her. Cal denies it but doesn't have any way to change the mob's mind. Shortly after Rocko applies his newly acquired consent training in the worst way possible and is also accused of sexual harassment, even though he did nothing technically illegal beyond making a woman feel grossed out. Finally, bowing to sheer peer pressure (because she's always been quite weak willed) Kimmie is convinced that even Nitz, the guy who would walk over coals for her, has sexually objectified her and deserves to be cast out of the school. Around this time Gimpy suffers his own misadventure with the old SW fans facing off against the new SW fans, and returns to find his friends all facing expulsion and maybe criminal charges. At this low point the guys, who are in their senior year, cross paths with a similar looking group of highschool grads getting a campus tour and considering apply to this college. After seeing the sorry state of our heroes and what they've been reduced to, they immediately change their minds and declare that they are going to look for work in a trade, do a year abroad, sign up for the army, ect. Our protagonists muse that all they have to show for their years at the school is a mountain of looming debt. A brief cut to Kimmie and the other female characters has them wondering aloud why there aren't any boys to dance with at their school social, and annoyed by the lesbians making vulgar advances towards them.
Gimpy gives his rousing anti-SJW screed to kick off the third act, thinking that his friends are just as upset about Star Wars and missing the point that they take his rallying speech to be about their campus situation. Lead by Nitz, the boys do some activism of their own and organize a tiki-torch lit rally to stand up for themselves and the other maligned old guard of the school. With a little detective work they also get evidence that show the Feminazi basically raped Cal without any sort of consent. As the mob of feminists meet and clash with the mob of maligned male students, Cal grows a spine (and a brain) long enough to publicly call out his rapist in front of her followers, causing the feminist mob to turn against each other and eat itself.
In short cut aways to Gimpy's side story, he finds help in an unlikely ally… his old nemesis "Spud", the leader of the Trekkie nerds. They now have a common enemy: JJ Abrams, who has ruined both of their franchises. They unite (at least temporarily) and win back their campus from the Disney-Wars kids, declaring their abritrarily determined golden age of fandom to be supreme forever more.
In the wrap up, with the feminist leader shamed out of town and the marxist professors fired, the witless female students return to their senses and make peace with their old boyfriends and romantic interests. They declare that they'll put all this nonsense behind them and focus on what matters: desperately cramming for the final exams so that they don't all flunk.