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4817ba  No.4869

Based eccentric millionaire

Obsessed haters of American Christians will try to say this is a bad thing

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f8ec56  No.4888

>>4869

He needs to fill it with animals to get a more accurate weight and smell.

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a8c7af  No.4889

>>4869

The arc was circular though

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4817ba  No.4894

>>4889

Is that tru

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9c4211  No.5257

>>4894

Yes, and it also was able to hover a few hundred feet above the water using anti-gravity free energy technology developed by Nephilim engineers.

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14f850  No.5266

>>4888

Kek'd and checked!

>>4889

>>4894

We have the dimensions in Genesis 6:15. The length (300 cubits/~150 yards/~137.2 meters) is significantly greater than the breadth (50 cubits/~25 yards/~22.9 meters), so at most, it's an elongated ovaloid. Read John Woodmorappe's Noah's Ark: A Feasibility Study and this article from CMI https://creation.com/rebuilding-noahs-ark . That article also has an example of a perfectly circular "Ark", which is not at all accurate to Scripture or nautical engineer principles, ancient or modern.

>>5257

Don't forget that it's blessed by Enoch with water-repellent Jewish magic.

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5a700a  No.5307

to be fair though the ark was nothing like a modern boat in that it wasn't actually designed to go anywhere, no sails, no design requirements to get it moving in a particular direction. It was just meant to float around anywhere until the waters receded. Certainly that would impact it's design

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fa9c1e  No.5318

>>5307

this.

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