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Jesus 05/25/19 (Sat) 14:08:54 c4c7bd No.4795

Im legitimately jesus. Test me.

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05/25/19 (Sat) 14:13:20 c4c7bd No.4796

http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/214000493/

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05/25/19 (Sat) 14:49:54 eb53db No.4797

Revelation 1:7 NASB — BEHOLD, HE IS COMING WITH THE CLOUDS, and every eye will see Him, even those who pierced Him; and all the tribes of the earth will mourn over Him. So it is to be. Amen.

Claim: this guy is Jesus on His second coming

Test: Did every eye see him descend as the Bible claims?

Analysis: My eyes did not, and nobody here on the Christian island im at saw either.

Conclusion: You are antichrist.

Sage and hide

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05/25/19 (Sat) 17:05:25 5a2706 No.4798

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Jesus would not be stupid and fail to capitalize a proper English name.

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sage sage 05/25/19 (Sat) 23:05:15 0c92a1 No.4801

>>4795

I'm thinking of an number between positive and negative infinity what is it

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05/28/19 (Tue) 22:33:51 b422b2 No.4944

>>4795

You got real fat, Hans. Did you ever find your wife or a way out of the simulation? No, you didn't apparently. Also, go back to cuckchan and stay there.

<t. bagman

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05/30/19 (Thu) 03:56:40 081c07 No.5023

>>4795

I'm Spartacus

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