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c4c7bd  No.4795

Im legitimately jesus. Test me.

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c4c7bd  No.4796

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eb53db  No.4797

Revelation 1:7 NASB — BEHOLD, HE IS COMING WITH THE CLOUDS, and every eye will see Him, even those who pierced Him; and all the tribes of the earth will mourn over Him. So it is to be. Amen.

Claim: this guy is Jesus on His second coming

Test: Did every eye see him descend as the Bible claims?

Analysis: My eyes did not, and nobody here on the Christian island im at saw either.

Conclusion: You are antichrist.

Sage and hide

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5a2706  No.4798

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Jesus would not be stupid and fail to capitalize a proper English name.

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0c92a1  No.4801

>>4795

I'm thinking of an number between positive and negative infinity what is it

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b422b2  No.4944

>>4795

You got real fat, Hans. Did you ever find your wife or a way out of the simulation? No, you didn't apparently. Also, go back to cuckchan and stay there.

<t. bagman

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081c07  No.5023

>>4795

I'm Spartacus

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