>>1247
>Be of Judah
<Name your country Israel, your rival
>Be Esau
<Sell your heritage for a pathetic sum
>Be of the house of Jacob
<Do the same for 20 silver
>Get 10 commandments from God
<Break them all immediately going on a murderhobo rampage to rape, murder and steal the property of your neighbor
>Be a Hebrew, hear God speak to you
<Die
>Practice introspection
<Kill yourself immediately
>Define yourself by blood and tradition
<Be a matrilineal cuckocracy as the polar opposite of Biblical house of Israel
Remember kids, if it speaks like a demon, looks like a demon, walks like a demon, rubs its hands like a demon - it's probably a jew.