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For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
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The Lord is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? the Lord is the strength of my life; of whom shall I be afraid?

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47ff12  No.825420

My dad always used to say there were originally 15 commandments but Moses dropped one the stones, causing it to just be 10 commandments along with having Moses be the first human to ever utter "god damn it"

Was this actually in the Bible in some way or was my father just joking and my autistic ass couldn't pick that up?

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165220  No.825428

>>825420

I think that is from a Mel Brooks or Monty Python movie.

Also, I pray for the Nigerian Christians beheaded recently, I pray they did not taste death. 2000 years after the fact, and Christians of today are facing the exact same situations as the early Christians who made even had know the Lord. A message of love and peace is a threat and a death sentence still today.

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26d716  No.825450

>>825420

Moses got angry at the crowd of idolaters and their bronze bull, so he smashed the commandments in a rage. But he then went back up the mountain and got the full and complete list once again after he'd dealt with them.

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0155af  No.825463

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Yes, OP, your father was just messing with you. It's literally from an old movie by Mel Brooks. Embed related is the scene.

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06ad8c  No.825481

It is certainly impossible to know all movie references at all times, and it is certainly not something to be ashamed of.

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