Christian hobbies?
1. Being betrayed by the highest ranking members of your inner sect as you are absolutely slaughtered in battle because of said betrayal.
2. Vowing revenge after somehow surviving by purging a corrupt order that has clearly been infiltrated by (((evil)))
3. Realizing that everyone is absolutely corrupted and swallowing the Death Pill so that you can work to destroy all life on The Earth as you Purity Spiral out into and insane rage and lust for nothing but destruction.
4. Believing in The Anti-Christ and spilling the blood of the wicked in order to give him enough energy to take corporeal form in this dimension.
5. The Apocalypse begins.
6. The Christ-figure returns in order to create balance in a void.
7. The Savior and Destroyer fight until stalemate.
8. Ultimately they come to understand one another, 'shake hands', and combine as one.
9. Pure chaos is created and The World and all life upon it is completely annihilated.
10. Death.