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The Lord is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? the Lord is the strength of my life; of whom shall I be afraid?

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88c066  No.761670

We need to make a new holiday for Christians to redpill them on the crusades.

The holiday will be celebrated every November 27 the day the pope called for the crusades the holiday will be named Frankurban named after pope urban ii who called for a crusade to take back the holy land and defend mother Europa and named after the Franks who made up the majority of the crusaders who gave there lives so that we could be free to love christ.

The rituals will consist of morning prayer lighting candles reading bible passages (if possible go to church and pray) telling the real history of the crusades and why they started abstain from t.v, video games, social media, masterbation, porn, alcohol, soda, caffeine this includes tea and no smoking either.

(also dress your best men suit and tie comb your and trim it and women dress modestly with a modest long skirt dress tie your hair up professionally same with children dressed to impress)

The foods eaten on this holiday will consist like such below

For breakfast Pancakes mixed with grinded oatmeal

And topped with honey

No lunch only water through the whole day no alcohol or caffeine

Dinner pray before eating

the main course pork loin

Recipe: https://www.bigoven.com/recipe/roast-pork-loin-with-bacon-and-brown-sugar-glaze/349422

Boiled plain peas

And wheat pita bread

The dinner is based off foods the crusaders and Christians ate in Jerusalem.

After dinner desert will consist of cross shaped cookies https://www.abakershouse.com/cross-cookies/

After dinner more prayer and later at night in your yard light a few candles in a cross shape outside frontyard or backyard and sing amazing grace or non nobis domine in rememberence of those mighty crusaders who gave there lives so that mother Europa live's and breath's Amen

Spread the word far and wide using the hashtag #Frankurban

So what do you think?

0853d2  No.761672

>>761670

that's a neat idea

>inb4 LARPer


88c066  No.761680

>>761672

You got anything better?


0fa5d6  No.761682

>>761670

Non-Biblical holiday? No thanks.


0853d2  No.761702

>>761672

No, i am positive about it. I only said that because a lot of people here think that if you have a positive opinion on the crusades, you're LARPer.


0853d2  No.761704


08cc0b  No.761733

If this goes through, I'll make sure to light a few candles for the Maronite Crusaders (my ancestors) that fought alongside the Franks too.

When the Franks wanted to enter the Holy Land, they had to liberate Lebanon. Little did they know that a large minority of Maronites were living in the mountains. Once they told them of their plan, the Maronites happily dispatched them 40,000 soldiers, whom the Franks have described after battle as being some of the fiercest warriors they know of.

This is great, OP.


956beb  No.761734

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It's LARPy but I like the idea anyway and I think it would be a legitimately good folk tradition. My criticisms are that I think the name for it is kind of silly and the dietary customs are a bit too specific. Would celebrate.


59aa54  No.761736

Top tier larping tbh fam


13a54b  No.761832

>>761736

We are angry. Angry about Muslims.


7cf5e1  No.762062

>mother EUROPA

Take your pan European shit out of here.

One who believes in this shit is a traitor to their country.

And stop larping and using Christianity for political/ideological shit.


ccabed  No.762086

>>762059

gb2 karachan




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