>>759578
>if I put a word in the name of my group, we're automatically the world's most evil organisation
>Satan's Festive Footballers
>ooooooooo, I can feeeeeeeeel the evil pouring out of it
Funny thing is ... you're the joke here
They're atheist larpers, fam. They don't believe in a satan because they don't believe in a god
Satan doesn't parade himself as the most evil of evils. Evil doesn't make a big show about how evil he is.
Evil wants to hide, in plain sight. In every corrupted vision of God, in every masturbating teen, in every divorcing and adulterous couple, in every little white lie, in every lustful look, in every violent intention, in every malice, in every stolen pen from work ...
and, yes, in every child molested in the dark ...
... in every little sin, satan and his horde hide, conspire, plan and plot against the kingdom of God, against every atheist who puts on a fedora, against every Christian who dares to call herself thus ...
Any actual temple of Satan would work entirely against his plans ... and don't go hurr durr-ing that "satan that dumb"
Never underestimate the enemy. They are former-angels who are far stronger and craftier than any mortal man who dares take them lightly
But these jokers ... they ought be pitied more than feared