>tfw you've spent more time listening to Steven Anderson than reading the Bible since it's too hard and you're kinda dumb tommorow I'll make a Bible schedule and take it seriously. I know most of the Bible now because I've been reading everything EXCEP

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Christanon 01/16/19 (Wed) 08:43:40 3f2b18 No.756792

>tfw you've spent more time listening to Steven Anderson than reading the Bible since it's too hard and you're kinda dumb

tommorow I'll make a Bible schedule and take it seriously. I know most of the Bible now because I've been reading everything EXCEPT the Bible but still …haven't fapped in three days and trying to live a God like life.

God bless you all.

Christanon 01/16/19 (Wed) 09:29:06 35bbb1 No.756808

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>>756792

Don't make a schedule, you're just setting yourself up for failure that way by making it seem like a huge ordeal that needs to be tackled.

Just pick up your Bible, crack it open to a random page with your eyes closed, place our finger on the page randomly, open your eyes and begin reading.

I feel sort of sorry for you that exposure to Anderson is your first entry into Christianity. He does not embody the loving and patient spirit of Christ as you will see revealed to you in the New Testament.

This you know, my beloved brethren. But everyone must be quick to hear, slow to speak and slow to anger; - James 1:19

Christanon 01/16/19 (Wed) 12:32:56 a10bd9 No.756857

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>>756808

He said slow to anger not never angry. Anyone that isn't angry in current year is lukewarm.

Christanon 01/16/19 (Wed) 13:25:52 35bbb1 No.756878

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>>756857

Christanon 01/16/19 (Wed) 18:26:53 3122c7 No.756985

Use audiobooks. There's decent ones at biblegateway.com

Christanon 01/16/19 (Wed) 18:29:04 81b46b No.756987

>>756857

Spoiler this abomination ffs.

Christanon 01/17/19 (Thu) 12:05:55 945566 No.757236

>>756985

This. Or use youtube, who said you have to read. At work I have basically listened to the whole bible using this method.

Christanon 01/17/19 (Thu) 12:23:12 77d072 No.757238

>preferring watching and listening to reading

I literally don't get you people. Also Steven Anderson's interpretations are often flawed. There's nothing wrong with watching his videos, but do your own research on his arguments with google and e-bibles.

>>756808

>Just pick up your Bible, crack it open to a random page with your eyes closed, place our finger on the page randomly, open your eyes and begin reading.

That wouldn't be very interesting though. You should look up the appropriate verses whenever there's something that fills your mind with bewilderment, then read the whole chapter in hope of finding an answer.