What would a Pastor Anderson presidency look like?

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Christanon 01/15/19 (Tue) 03:11:17 c322d2 No.756207

What would a Pastor Anderson presidency look like?

Christanon 01/15/19 (Tue) 03:30:12 c0e5f7 No.756211

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It would be sanctioned by the progressive and W O K E (((EUSSR))) for being ebil biggoted Xtian homophobes.

Than Israel, faced with having it's funds cut or worse [for them] having Israel occupied by the goyim, inacts the Samson Option killing millions of people across all denoms.

Muslims and other non-Christians would be compelled to begome Babdis or face deportation to a country where their false religion is popular.

And much more.

Christanon 01/15/19 (Tue) 03:32:54 47cd7d No.756212

>>756207

I don't trust Anderson. Something about him seems fishy.

Christanon 01/15/19 (Tue) 03:42:21 f35538 No.756213

>>756207

Public execution of homos

Christanon 01/15/19 (Tue) 04:00:15 e2942b No.756214

>>756207

>What would the total collapse of the United States look like

ftfy

Christanon 01/15/19 (Tue) 04:47:52 80f371 No.756218

>>756212

This. He's way too theatrical and it seems like he might have ulterior motives. What they might be I have no clue.

>>756214

We survived Obama, I don't think Anderson could do much worse.

Christanon 01/15/19 (Tue) 06:47:26 f4d04f No.756239

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>>756207

>What would a Pastor Anderson presidency look like?

GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN

Same as Mike Pence's imminent presidency?

Christanon 01/15/19 (Tue) 06:56:49 e4a442 No.756242

>>756218

I think andersom would be a lot worse

Christanon 01/15/19 (Tue) 08:16:40 1936c0 No.756260

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>>756239

>Same as Mike Pence's imminent presidency?

Lol, good luck getting the Senate to agree with you.

Christanon 01/15/19 (Tue) 10:39:41 c6e2d1 No.756288

He seems like a very angry, uncontrolled man. I get righteous anger, but screeching at people and calling them faggots in your sermons doesn't seem very Christlike behavior.

I'd say global conflict within 3 months under his presidency.

Christanon 01/15/19 (Tue) 12:25:17 431c19 No.756303

He'd get almost nothing done in today's obstructionist model of political "leadership". The powers that be would be even more lockstep opposed to him than they are to Trump.

Christanon 01/15/19 (Tue) 12:26:42 431c19 No.756304

>>756239

>muh Russians

Stop embarrassing yourself

Christanon 01/21/19 (Mon) 21:59:37 e35da5 No.759476

>>756212

He's just not that smart. He never even went to seminary or finished college. He misunderstands a lot of theology and makes a lot of logical errors

Christanon 01/21/19 (Mon) 22:10:07 450e8e No.759489

>>759476

So you mean all our previous presidents

Christanon 01/22/19 (Tue) 01:07:24 642726 No.759569

>>759476

>seminary or finished college

Imagine thinking American college is a reliable test for intelligence.

Christanon 01/22/19 (Tue) 03:00:24 3e9289 No.759598

>>756207

>pathological schismatists being capable of keeping an entity held together

As the description suggests, it'd probably devolve into separatist factionism.

Christanon 01/22/19 (Tue) 11:51:02 6a3ab6 No.759777

>>756207

Probably would gonna get impeached within a week anyway.

Christanon 01/22/19 (Tue) 17:53:02 801b8e No.759884

>>756239

Repent, faggot

Christanon 01/22/19 (Tue) 22:16:47 f9525f No.759952

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Week 1 - sodomites put into containment camps

-tried for their crimes, public beating or stoning depending on severity

-Christianity declared national religion

-abortion and birth control banned

Week 2 - divorce outlawed, adultery punishable by death

Week 3 -atheists, satanists, jews, buddhists, new agers etc forced into re-education camps (convert or be left in containment camp)

week 4 -israel defunded and land given back to palistinians

week 5 - rule of law completely replaced by biblical law

-no women in public office, no women allowed to vote

week 6- long hair for men outlawed (punishable by public beating)

-pants/short hair on women outlawed (punishable by public beating)

Christanon 01/23/19 (Wed) 00:23:35 4986e0 No.760010

A little off topic, but I'm still confused. When Anderson talks about John 1 he says that this is talking about the Bible and not Christ, "I mean what kind of name is Word anyway 'What up word!' etc. Is he saying that the Bible is one of the persons of the Holy Trinity? If so which one? I'd assume Jesus, but if it were Jesus why then does he begin to abuse the book later on in that sermon saying that its "just a book"?

These two thoughts don't really square together. Is he saying that the Bible has existed in a non physical form with God, as God for centuries, or is it something else? It just doesn't make sense to me.

Christanon 01/23/19 (Wed) 00:34:30 0bed19 No.760014

National Homodeath and Satanist Execution

It would glorious.

Christanon 01/23/19 (Wed) 00:53:29 b0f99c No.760029

would lead to a massive catholic conversion throughout the united states