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The Lord is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? the Lord is the strength of my life; of whom shall I be afraid?

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5c8fb2  No.745952

listen to me, you fricking faggots.

only receive communion on the tongue.

>be me at Mass today

>my turn to receive the eucharist

>for some reason i make eye contact with the father and my mind goes blank because autism

>he gives it to me and i turn away to walk back

>as i go to take the eucharist out of my hand - my brainwaves still jammed - i accidentally fricking slap it out of my hand

>luckily i managed to catch it, but not without looking like a complete retard and letting out an audible "shit"

>there were two qt girls sitting in the front row too because they did the readings, and i did this shit literally two feet in front of them

>i can't even imagine the look of shear horror i had on my face as i saw the body of christ literally floating in midair in front of me

moral of the story is don't let this happen to you, receive communion on the tongue from now on. i'm never putting the body of christ into my butter fingers again.

thank God i caught it at least and didn't let it touch the ground

06bf15  No.745982

>>745952

I'm always worried this is going to happen when I receive in hand, thankfully never has. I much prefer kneeling anyway.


d8f482  No.745985

>>745952

Only problem with communion on the tongue is when lay ministers have no idea what you're doing when you kneel before them.

Though I wholly support the idea of communion on the tongue whilst kneeling before the blessed sacrament. Only me and one other elderly gent still do this in my Church.


5c8fb2  No.745986

>>745985

>>745982

wait, do you have to kneel? i've seen people do it at my parish berfore, but they never kneel


d8f482  No.746003

>>745986

You don't have to kneel.

I just find it more awkward taking communion via the mouth standing up/hunched over. Plus I feel the kneeling adds more respect.


d39ac6  No.746004

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>receiving Communion at all

Heh


1f6928  No.746009

>>745985

Never receive the Eucharist from "lay ministers". It is sacrilege. Only receive from the priest as only he has consecrated hands and has washed them in the mass from impurity. Even if it means doing a beeline and causing chaos or not receiving at all.


1f6928  No.746010

>>746003

>>745986

You are required by sacred tradition and by modern rubrics and discipline to provide a form of adoration. This means you must either genuflect before receiving or kneel to receive. The western tradition has always been to receive kneeling. Do it. Even if it causes a novus ordo traffic jam do it because it is our received tradition.


0c8b60  No.746026

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>>745952

>Faggots

>Receiving communion at all


d8f482  No.746028

>>746009

>Never receive the Eucharist from "lay ministers". It is sacrilege. Only receive from the priest as only he has consecrated hands and has washed them in the mass from impurity. Even if it means doing a beeline and causing chaos or not receiving at all.

>Section [158] provides instructions on the proper use of EMHC: "the extraordinary minister of Holy Communion may administer Communion only when the Priest and Deacon are lacking, when the Priest is prevented by weakness or advanced age or some other genuine reason, or when the number of faithful coming to Communion is so great that the very celebration of Mass would be unduly prolonged." [18] However, many parishes do not follow these instructions. This is contrary to Canon Law.[19][20][21] Some routinely use EMHCs when there is no lacking of Priests and Deacons, or they employ a large number of EMHCs, reducing the Communion distribution to a few minutes.

Welp. I was never aware of this. I'm glad I always go for the Priests line seeing how he is the only one who can lay the blessed host on the tongue without me worrying about it falling.


2fb0a3  No.746031

>>745985

>lay ministers.

The one who came up with this shit should be beaten.


2fb0a3  No.746032

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>>746028

>>Section [158] provides instructions on the proper use of EMHC: "the extraordinary minister of Holy Communion may administer Communion only when the Priest and Deacon are lacking, when the Priest is prevented by weakness or advanced age or some other genuine reason, or when the number of faithful coming to Communion is so great that the very celebration of Mass would be unduly prolonged." [18] However, many parishes do not follow these instructions. This is contrary to Canon Law.[19][20][21] Some routinely use EMHCs when there is no lacking of Priests and Deacons, or they employ a large number of EMHCs, reducing the Communion distribution to a few minutes.

>tfw my parish does it at all the times even with 20 people or less


985aae  No.746035

Any time theres lay ministers I recieve it in the hand. I pretty much hold it in my hand and bow over so I can pick it up while one hand is still underneath it

On the tongue is far superior tho


fcc940  No.746053

Imagine being this deep in doublethink on works salvation



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