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He must be a Jesuit, you can tell. Don't ever follow him into a small, dark room-he might either keep chanting how the canon was formed or get you "sexually spiritualized".

Keep a safe distance from him on religious matters.

>>744244

nice propaganda shill

Almost all my coworkers are Muslims. One of them is named Mohammed and I'm pretty sure he is very severely inbred. Some of them are nice.

Literally no Christians in my workplace. I work at a tech company. The other day at lunch I had to listen to some pseudo scientific rabble from a dumb guy about how the traits of religion were exactly the same as the traits of a mental illness

>>744292

This. I have a coworker who unironically thinks that communism has never been tried. He also has aspergers. Go figure :)

>He believes abortion isn't murder because of some verses in Leviticus about pregnant women having miscarriages or something.

Does he mean Leviticus 17:11? In which it said that life is in the blood, and since the blood doesn't appear until after 2 weeks or so it's ok to kill it

>>744471

The passages he has in mind are supposed to reference pregnant women having miscarriages. Those passages you mentioned might have something to do with it but I have no idea where this logic comes from.

>>744697

You should get oxytocin spray then share it with your wife.

>>744697

bro change your wife

>>744700

>>744705

begone satan!

>>744675

On the bright side the one Christian you worked with was a good one. I think my boss is pretty based except for that wtf moment in the truck. He's very sincere, generous, and hard working.

>>744697

that sucks, neither of you have kids yet?

>>744722

Nope, we're both mid 20s, recently married.

>>744736

Can you explain the joke in your pic for me? I think it would have made more sense if Jared from subway was there, but why Hitler?

>>744744

its not even a joke, its reality

>>744741

it shows the readers transition from a normie to an angry Hitler. the meme is implying that the Allies backed the wrong horse during World War II. Wirh all the liberal degeneracy that's been going on since World War II the meme is right

>>744743

Oh, in that case, why is the lady saying that toddlers can consent? What's she trying to prove by stating that? Is she advocating for pedophilia?

>>744749

it's off of the channel "Queer Kid Stuff" and the host is a sodomite.

>>744697

Let me guess. You're Catholic, so you don't do the whole "sex for pleasure" thing.

>>744749

The video was made by a weirdo with a gender studies degree trying to teach children to accept the postmodern view of gender and sexuality so they'll accept trannies or whatever.

The article was made by an idiot whose agenda I don't know but probably includes encouraging children to transition themselves.

Usually the objection to trans kids is that children lack the capacity to consent to a decision of that magnitude, and this person believes that because you can explain the idea of consent in terms that a five year old can understand that they must be capable to consent. It is possible they're a pedo or pedo apologist, though.

>>744754

If you're trying to get him to commit adultery, that's a sin worthy of eternal Hell, clown.

>>744754

oh wait, you're pro-contraception…

*checks*

nope, still mortal scandal

>>744713

>oxytocin has been shown to boost monogamy in males and sexual satisfaction in women

>I'm satan for helping you

I suppose hell must be filled with saints then.

there is a foreman in my union who is a oneness pentacostal and all i need to do is tell him "i agree with some of what you say but you're wrong about the whole trinity thing" and it will trigger an hour-long sermon from him. he will stop me from working and stop working himself just to tell me the same thing over and over again. "boy, you don't listen" he says, when i bring up points that counter what he says. he's also a zionist, which is fun.

>>744292

Mental illness is a social construct, sweetie.

>>744754

The only moral position. Your point?

>>744239

I'm Baptist and I think that's stupid.

The only overt thing I've seen at a workplace was the guy in the cubicle across from me named his son 'vishnu'

In college I had a group project class with 95% Indian international students, who said they remembered my name "because it's the first man," and I'm darn sure that's not hindu.

>>744239

I don't talk about religion with my coworkers. It's an almost guaranteed way to get fired.

>>744754

Sex is for love and procreation, not using someone as a cum dumpster

>Christian co workers experiences.

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My coworker is a baptist and we lift together