I remember hearing a story about Jesus where some guy comes to him and tries to have a debate with him about things he said and Jesus tells him that he can either follow his teachings or winnie the pooh off.Where can i find this in the bible?also: post

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Christanon 12/06/18 (Thu) 19:29:34 631161 No.737441

I remember hearing a story about Jesus where some guy comes to him and tries to have a debate with him about things he said and Jesus tells him that he can either follow his teachings or winnie the pooh off.

Where can i find this in the bible?

also: post more based and redpilled bible stories.

Christanon 12/06/18 (Thu) 19:34:26 2c64ec No.737443

Why don't you just open your Bible and find it

All Bible stories are redpilled because the Bible is inerrant

Christanon 12/06/18 (Thu) 19:49:22 6ad260 No.737453

Jesus is invited for dinner at some Pharisees house one Sunday.

Gets seated at the far corner of the table.

By then Jesus has a rep for healing and talking smack against the religious establishment, one of the issues being doing his miracles on Sundays.

Outta nowhere one of the guests falls apart and starts dying.

Everyone looses their pooh.

Jesus hurries to the guy to heal him.

But before he does that, Jesus turns around, puts his sunglasses on and asks the Pharisees if it's legal to heal people on a Sunday.

Pharisees jaws drop.

Jesus laughs out loud, doesn't even wait for an answer.

Heals the sick man.

Pharisees mumble among themselves like second rate betas.

Jesus pick the healed guy up and they both leave the part for pizza.

Christanon 12/06/18 (Thu) 19:53:56 31c830 No.737460

>>737453

This is about 80% accurate.

Christanon 12/06/18 (Thu) 19:57:09 6ad260 No.737465

>>737460

There was definitely pizza somewhere in there.

Christanon 12/06/18 (Thu) 20:04:59 9ebb7a No.737474

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You mean the one where he executes a faggot with a quick .45 round to the back of the skull?

Christanon 12/07/18 (Fri) 04:44:08 727920 No.737736

>>737453

cool story

Christanon 12/07/18 (Fri) 11:46:38 285a56 No.737841

>>737453

Jesus gets invited to the pizza parlor by the pharisees and they're all enjoying milkshakes on Sunday after having just been to their local Baptist church. Guy starts choking on his milkshake. Jesus goes to heimlich him, first turns to the pharisees and asks if it is lawful to heal on Sunday. Doesn't even wait for them to answer, looks at all the cameras, lowers his sunglasses, winks and heals the man.