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>Are there any actual non-meme reasons why I should read the KJV over other translations?
It depends on what you mean by this. If you mean reading different translations of the received text as laid down by the line of textual critics that were around at the time where widespread publication of books of that scale were possible, then there are fairly good reasons why the KJV is considered best among English translations of the received original language Old and New Testaments.
But, if you mean to compare it with modern "critical text" versions that began to appear around 1880 with the publication of Westcott-Hort, then there is every reason not to use those. They change substantially what the New Testament says in, according to what I've seen, at least one hundred doctrinally important places. Here is but one example:
Matthew 5:22
>KJV: But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment:
>ESV (and others): But I say to you that everyone who is angry with his brother will be liable to judgment;
Notice how the critical text versions removed the words "without a cause."
There is no equivocating between these. Either Jesus said those words at that specific place and time, or he didn't speak those words at that place and time. Only one reflects the facts. Therefore we have on our hands two translations which, logically, cannot both be true. This is not how the promoters of the modern versions frame the issue. They frame their version as "updated language" and "bringing it into modern terms." Because they don't think you need to know.